Panfan needs YOUR help.

Colin Greenwood · 07-03-2008, 11:26 AM

As you read this topic, I am updating the lyrics to my "Crank Dat VGF" parody song. The last verses were pretty weak, and I'm changing "Now watch me YOUUUUUUUUUU" to "Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN."

After this, I plan to record it. Unfortunately, I have none of the proper equipment to do it (I have a mic, but it does not work and I don't feel like setting it up.) So, I ask the citizens of VGF: Is there anybody who can record the song after I'm done with the lyrics? It would be greatly appreciated. Whoever makes it will get 2000 vbpoints and a gift. If there are multiple tries, the winner will get the 2000 points and the gift, the 2nd place will get 1000, and 3rd will get 500.

Then, once we have that all done, if possible I would like a video of it. The person who makes the best video will also get 2000 points and a gift. 5000 if you can actually manage to make a VGF Crank Dat dance.

Contact me through:
PM
email: panfanelpwno@yahoo.com
AIM, MSN, and YIM: Panfanelpwno

I prefer contact through AIM. I'm rarely on YIM and MSN.

Updated lyrics:
(UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN)

Panfan el Pwno

I got this new dance for y’all called the VGF

(Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

You gotta type then post back three times from left to right
(daaaaaaaamn it UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN)

Shane Sacobie up in this ho
Watch him type that
Watch him post
Watch him post that birthday thread
Then IP Ban that ho

Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)

Jay Resop up in this ho
Watch him type that
Watch him post
Watch him make that new comic
Then Extra Guy that ho

Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)

Valigarmander up in this ho
He is one who knows his hos
VGF that ho
Then watch him post image macros
Who’s on Top? Just watch us talk
Talkin’ ‘bout them newbies, man
When I post at VGF
I type to the left and post that thang
(Now Youuuuuuu)
I'm rocking on your n00b ass
And if you be a troll
Then I’m blocking on your n00b ass
You catch me in Zelda Mafia
Yes I post there every day
Haters get mad ‘cause
I got 200 posts today

ZeldaGirl up in this ho
Watch her type that
Watch her post
Watch her give cookies and hugs
Then bitchslap all those hos

Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)

Ace Mercury up in this ho
Watch him type that
Watch him post
Watch him stand a ghost of a chance
At drawing all us hos.

Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)

I'm typing with my toe
Watch Me VGF that ho
I'ma Pass It To Dylan
Then he gonna crank it up for sho’ (sho’)
Haters wanna be me
Yeah that’s right, I'm Panfan
They be lookin’ at Andre
Sayin’ it’s the Rubber Band Man (Man)
Watch him do it (Watch him do it)
Post (Post)
Roleplayin’ Too (Roleplayin’ Too)

What, you just challenged Wy?
Damn, you are gonna die.
He’ll beat you so bad you will cry
Your attempts make us all sigh

SML up in this Ho
Watch him type that
Watch him post
Watch him cosplay as Yoshi
Then tree-hump that ho

Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)

Hayfever up in this ho
Watch him type that
Watch him post
Watch him make witty refrences
Then Smash Brothers that ho

Now watch me YOOOOUUU

Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)

Marilink off in this ho
Watch him type, that watch him post
Watch him crank that TPAM then Who’s On Top that ho
Who’s On Top that ho (Who’s On Top that ho)
Who’s On Top that ho (Who’s On Top that ho)
Who’s On Top that ho (Who’s On Top that ho)
Who’s On Top that ho (Who’s On Top that ho)

CSM off in this bitch
Wtch type that watch him jig
Watch him talk about baseball
Then Final Fantasy that bitch

Final Fantasy that bitch (Final Fantasy that bitch)
Final Fantasy that bitch (Final Fantasy that bitch)
Final Fantasy that bitch (Final Fantasy that bitch)
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhh YOOOUUUU)

Dylan Polk up in this ho
Watch him type that
Watch him post
Watch him mod them sprite comix
Then Sexcopter that ho.

Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)

Loot my dog up in this ho
Watch him type that
Watch him post
Watch him suck and suck and suck
Then be everyone’s ho.

Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)
Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN
(Crank Dat VGF)

(UUUUUUUUUUUUUN)

(daaaaaaamn it UUUUUUUN)

DJ Ryan · 07-03-2008, 12:27 PM

My friends have a group, and when I get back to Birmingham me and my friend Cam can do it.

Demonic Lemonade · 07-03-2008, 02:29 PM

that is funny.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 07-03-2008, 02:49 PM

Aw. You took me out. Meh, I guess that's what I get for being a damn lurker who only posts to steal tops.
I love the UN-damning, though. This version is 200% better.

**Dylan** · 07-03-2008, 03:18 PM

Haha, nice. Well done sir.

Rolls-Royce Man · 07-03-2008, 03:28 PM

I do hope you sang the lyrics with the song, because it seems like you'd have to sing really fast in order to keep some of it in tempo

Colin Greenwood · 07-03-2008, 04:01 PM

It was worse last time.

Swordmaster Link · 07-03-2008, 04:17 PM

^
^ I was thinking that same thing. Several lines have more syllables than it should.

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 07-03-2008, 04:34 PM

I laughed, then died a little in the inside.

Demonic Lemonade · 07-03-2008, 04:36 PM

^ you are my ho. you dont get to laugh.

DJ Ryan · 07-03-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordmaster Link

^
^ I was thinking that same thing. Several lines have more syllables than it should.

Yeah, just read over it as well. Maybe shorten some syllables, and make sure at certain points you just shout UNNNNNNNN instaed of Damnit UNNNNNNN.

Speed · 07-03-2008, 05:49 PM

I'm insulted! I should be everyones ho!

Colin Greenwood · 07-03-2008, 05:57 PM

You can do whatever you want with it with shortening words and such.

Get a new Kirby today! · 07-03-2008, 06:00 PM

Never mind.

Demonic Lemonade · 07-03-2008, 06:57 PM

WHAT DID YOU SAY

Aydzz12 · 07-03-2008, 09:42 PM

I can do it, I'll have everything I'ma need, so. questions :

1. Do I have to be loud?

I say we like a contest or something, whoever sings it the funniest, wins xD.

**Crazyswordsman** · 07-03-2008, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Col. Les Claypool

CSM off in this bitch
Wtch type that watch him jig
Watch him talk about baseball
Then Final Fantasy that bitch

I'm up for a game of Final Fantasy Baseball. You're all welcome to join

We'll be having the Final Fantasy draft tomorrow at 10 PM sharp. -CSM

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-03-2008, 09:51 PM

Surprisingly good. Me likey...bouncy.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Colin Greenwood · 07-03-2008, 09:53 PM

^ Well, me likey breadsticks.

The funniest entry gets 1000 bonus points.

Aydzz12 · 07-03-2008, 09:54 PM

Anyone have DL for the Instrumentals to "Crank Dat Soulja Boy"?

07-03-2008, 11:26 AM	#1
Colin Greenwood Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I'm either in the club, baby, or I'm not. Gender: Posts: 12,129 Thanks: 616 Thanked 1,034 Times in 708 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 8,747.54 Bank: 25,523.53 Total Points: 34,271.07 Donate	Panfan needs YOUR help. As you read this topic, I am updating the lyrics to my "Crank Dat VGF" parody song. The last verses were pretty weak, and I'm changing "Now watch me YOUUUUUUUUUU" to "Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN." After this, I plan to record it. Unfortunately, I have none of the proper equipment to do it (I have a mic, but it does not work and I don't feel like setting it up.) So, I ask the citizens of VGF: Is there anybody who can record the song after I'm done with the lyrics? It would be greatly appreciated. Whoever makes it will get 2000 vbpoints and a gift. If there are multiple tries, the winner will get the 2000 points and the gift, the 2nd place will get 1000, and 3rd will get 500. Then, once we have that all done, if possible I would like a video of it. The person who makes the best video will also get 2000 points and a gift. 5000 if you can actually manage to make a VGF Crank Dat dance. Contact me through: PM email: panfanelpwno@yahoo.com AIM, MSN, and YIM: Panfanelpwno I prefer contact through AIM. I'm rarely on YIM and MSN. Updated lyrics: (UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN) Panfan el Pwno I got this new dance for y’all called the VGF (Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN You gotta type then post back three times from left to right (daaaaaaaamn it UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN) Shane Sacobie up in this ho Watch him type that Watch him post Watch him post that birthday thread Then IP Ban that ho Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Jay Resop up in this ho Watch him type that Watch him post Watch him make that new comic Then Extra Guy that ho Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Valigarmander up in this ho He is one who knows his hos VGF that ho Then watch him post image macros Who’s on Top? Just watch us talk Talkin’ ‘bout them newbies, man When I post at VGF I type to the left and post that thang (Now Youuuuuuu) I'm rocking on your n00b ass And if you be a troll Then I’m blocking on your n00b ass You catch me in Zelda Mafia Yes I post there every day Haters get mad ‘cause I got 200 posts today ZeldaGirl up in this ho Watch her type that Watch her post Watch her give cookies and hugs Then bitchslap all those hos Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Ace Mercury up in this ho Watch him type that Watch him post Watch him stand a ghost of a chance At drawing all us hos. Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) I'm typing with my toe Watch Me VGF that ho I'ma Pass It To Dylan Then he gonna crank it up for sho’ (sho’) Haters wanna be me Yeah that’s right, I'm Panfan They be lookin’ at Andre Sayin’ it’s the Rubber Band Man (Man) Watch him do it (Watch him do it) Post (Post) Roleplayin’ Too (Roleplayin’ Too) What, you just challenged Wy? Damn, you are gonna die. He’ll beat you so bad you will cry Your attempts make us all sigh SML up in this Ho Watch him type that Watch him post Watch him cosplay as Yoshi Then tree-hump that ho Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Hayfever up in this ho Watch him type that Watch him post Watch him make witty refrences Then Smash Brothers that ho Now watch me YOOOOUUU Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Marilink off in this ho Watch him type, that watch him post Watch him crank that TPAM then Who’s On Top that ho Who’s On Top that ho (Who’s On Top that ho) Who’s On Top that ho (Who’s On Top that ho) Who’s On Top that ho (Who’s On Top that ho) Who’s On Top that ho (Who’s On Top that ho) CSM off in this bitch Wtch type that watch him jig Watch him talk about baseball Then Final Fantasy that bitch Final Fantasy that bitch (Final Fantasy that bitch) Final Fantasy that bitch (Final Fantasy that bitch) Final Fantasy that bitch (Final Fantasy that bitch) (ahhhhhhhhhhhhh YOOOUUUU) Dylan Polk up in this ho Watch him type that Watch him post Watch him mod them sprite comix Then Sexcopter that ho. Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Loot my dog up in this ho Watch him type that Watch him post Watch him suck and suck and suck Then be everyone’s ho. Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) Damn it UUUUUUUUUUUN (Crank Dat VGF) (UUUUUUUUUUUUUN) (daaaaaaamn it UUUUUUUN) Last edited by Col. Les Claypool; 07-03-2008 at 11:39 AM.

07-03-2008, 04:34 PM	#9
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07-03-2008, 06:00 PM	#14
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07-03-2008, 12:27 PM	#2
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07-03-2008, 02:29 PM	#3
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07-03-2008, 02:49 PM	#4
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 81 Times in 65 Posts Points: 899.54 Bank: 32,290.67 Total Points: 33,190.21 Donate	Aw. You took me out. Meh, I guess that's what I get for being a damn lurker who only posts to steal tops. I love the UN-damning, though. This version is 200% better.

07-03-2008, 03:18 PM	#5
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,395 Thanks: 1,020 Thanked 1,011 Times in 465 Posts Points: 39,204.88 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 39,204.88 Donate	Haha, nice. Well done sir.

07-03-2008, 03:28 PM	#6
Rolls-Royce Man Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: BE PREPARED FOR YOUR MISSION. Gender: Posts: 8,711 Thanks: 229 Thanked 482 Times in 365 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 15,056.70 Bank: 53,315.07 Total Points: 68,371.77 Donate	I do hope you sang the lyrics with the song, because it seems like you'd have to sing really fast in order to keep some of it in tempo

07-03-2008, 04:01 PM	#7
Colin Greenwood Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I'm either in the club, baby, or I'm not. Gender: Posts: 12,129 Thanks: 616 Thanked 1,034 Times in 708 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 8,747.54 Bank: 25,523.53 Total Points: 34,271.07 Donate	It was worse last time.

07-03-2008, 04:17 PM	#8
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,898 Thanks: 234 Thanked 773 Times in 546 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 95.60 Bank: 2,121,302.31 Total Points: 2,121,397.91 Donate	^ ^ I was thinking that same thing. Several lines have more syllables than it should.

07-03-2008, 04:36 PM	#10
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07-03-2008, 05:49 PM	#12
Speed Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Some boring place. Gender: Posts: 1,861 Thanks: 474 Thanked 129 Times in 107 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 2,919.48 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,919.48 Donate	I'm insulted! I should be everyones ho!

07-03-2008, 05:57 PM	#13
Colin Greenwood Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I'm either in the club, baby, or I'm not. Gender: Posts: 12,129 Thanks: 616 Thanked 1,034 Times in 708 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 8,747.54 Bank: 25,523.53 Total Points: 34,271.07 Donate	You can do whatever you want with it with shortening words and such.

07-03-2008, 06:57 PM	#15
Demonic Lemonade You cannot resist the lemonade Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Kingston, Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 5,408 Thanks: 176 Thanked 281 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 532.61 Bank: 1,650.97 Total Points: 2,183.58 Donate	WHAT DID YOU SAY

07-03-2008, 09:42 PM	#16
Aydzz12 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 6,039 Thanks: 433 Thanked 133 Times in 108 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 4,360.22 Bank: 88,002.57 Total Points: 92,362.79 Donate	I can do it, I'll have everything I'ma need, so. questions : 1. Do I have to be loud? I say we like a contest or something, whoever sings it the funniest, wins xD.

07-03-2008, 09:51 PM	#18
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,805 Thanks: 268 Thanked 944 Times in 575 Posts Points: 118,266.35 Bank: 1,922.13 Total Points: 120,188.47 Donate	Surprisingly good. Me likey...bouncy. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

07-03-2008, 09:53 PM	#19
Colin Greenwood Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I'm either in the club, baby, or I'm not. Gender: Posts: 12,129 Thanks: 616 Thanked 1,034 Times in 708 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 8,747.54 Bank: 25,523.53 Total Points: 34,271.07 Donate	^ Well, me likey breadsticks. The funniest entry gets 1000 bonus points.

07-03-2008, 09:54 PM	#20
Aydzz12 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 6,039 Thanks: 433 Thanked 133 Times in 108 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 4,360.22 Bank: 88,002.57 Total Points: 92,362.79 Donate	Anyone have DL for the Instrumentals to "Crank Dat Soulja Boy"?