Tasteless Jokes (WARNING: Parental Advisory) - Page 10

Acradius · 10-27-2009, 04:34 AM

Ok, here we go. Mods, if it's too naughty, go ahead and edit.

I like my women like I like my...

Coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

Whiskey: on the rocks and mixed up with coke.

Hard Drives: virus-free and hot-swappable.

Shoes: helpful with cold feet, supportive, and tied up.

Refrigerator: in the kitchen.

Showers: hot, wet and long-lasting.

Donuts: packed with fudge with frosting on top.

Steak: lean and pink with a little bit of blood.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-09-2010, 03:45 PM

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Luigiman7 · 01-28-2010, 01:25 AM

The national sport in Haiti used to be soccer, now it's squash.

Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend? Somebody told me that when she found out, she was crushed.

Whenever i go and order a Haitian martini, its always on the rocks.

Ever have Haitian drinking water? Neither have they.

James Bond walks into a bar, looks at the barman and says "I'll have a Haitian Martini, please, shaken... not stirred."

What would happen if the Earthquake had hit Jamaica instead of Haiti?
A Shake 'N Bake!

Whats the difference between the Haiti earthquake and the Titanic? We were sad about the Titanic.

What did the Haitian boy get for his birthday? Dead parents.

Whats 3 feet tall and has thousands of arms and legs? Haiti

Anyone know where Haiti is? I've tried calling it, but I think it's set to vibrate.

Did you hear about the new Haitian boy-band? They're called "New Blocks On The Kids"

'I know how the Haitians feel.... last time I had 7 aftershocks I couldn't find my house either!'

Glux · 01-28-2010, 10:31 AM

It's sad, but they make me laugh.

Jere · 01-28-2010, 11:26 AM

Now thats funny!

Random User · 01-28-2010, 07:22 PM

01-09-2010, 03:45 PM	#182
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,964 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Did you know...? 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

01-28-2010, 01:25 AM	#183
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,305 Thanks: 1,099 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	The national sport in Haiti used to be soccer, now it's squash. Oh man, why did i break up with my Haitian girlfriend? Somebody told me that when she found out, she was crushed. Whenever i go and order a Haitian martini, its always on the rocks. Ever have Haitian drinking water? Neither have they. James Bond walks into a bar, looks at the barman and says "I'll have a Haitian Martini, please, shaken... not stirred." What would happen if the Earthquake had hit Jamaica instead of Haiti? A Shake 'N Bake! Whats the difference between the Haiti earthquake and the Titanic? We were sad about the Titanic. What did the Haitian boy get for his birthday? Dead parents. Whats 3 feet tall and has thousands of arms and legs? Haiti Anyone know where Haiti is? I've tried calling it, but I think it's set to vibrate. Did you hear about the new Haitian boy-band? They're called "New Blocks On The Kids" 'I know how the Haitians feel.... last time I had 7 aftershocks I couldn't find my house either!' __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？ Last edited by Luigiman7; 02-13-2010 at 05:12 PM.

10-27-2009, 04:34 AM	#181
Acradius Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Where Time, Space and Reality fade, and there is left only the mind... Gender: Posts: 1,000 Thanks: 30 Thanked 39 Times in 29 Posts	Ok, here we go. Mods, if it's too naughty, go ahead and edit. I like my women like I like my... Coffee: ground up and in the freezer. Whiskey: on the rocks and mixed up with coke. Hard Drives: virus-free and hot-swappable. Shoes: helpful with cold feet, supportive, and tied up. Refrigerator: in the kitchen. Showers: hot, wet and long-lasting. Donuts: packed with fudge with frosting on top. Steak: lean and pink with a little bit of blood.

01-28-2010, 10:31 AM	#184
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,042 Thanks: 612 Thanked 354 Times in 231 Posts Blog Entries: 3	It's sad, but they make me laugh.

01-28-2010, 11:26 AM	#185
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,455 Thanks: 396 Thanked 295 Times in 233 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Now thats funny!

01-28-2010, 07:22 PM	#186
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