Tasteless Jokes (WARNING: Parental Advisory) - Page 9

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-17-2009, 07:57 PM

Knock, Knock.
- Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
- Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.

After Michael Jackson paid $15 million in hush money to a dentists' son: "$15 million for filling ONE cavity?"

You can take the kid out of Michael Jackson but you can't finish this joke because he has very good lawyers.

Kil'jaeden · 07-18-2009, 05:05 AM

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five year olds?
There's twenty of them.

Luigiman7 · 07-18-2009, 01:23 PM

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game as they do, and they're really impressed. After the game they ask her "how is it that you know so much about baseball?"

She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change." The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process. "What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut off your penis?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."

"Was it when they cut off your balls?"

"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part."

"What was the most painful part?"

"The part that hurt the most was when they... cut my salary in half!"

Luigiman7 · 07-20-2009, 01:24 PM

Q: What do Furries and army men have in common?
A: They both spend a lot of time in fox holes..

**Deku Trii** · 08-02-2009, 10:12 PM

Why don't Cubans take showers?
Spoiler Below

They'd rather wash up on the beach.

Mr. Ginger BALLZ · 08-06-2009, 09:55 PM

Okay this is a hitler joke.

So why did Hitler Kill him self.

Aswer- Because his gas Bill was to high.

lol

Luigiman7 · 08-06-2009, 10:40 PM

^ overused lol

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 08-10-2009, 03:33 PM

"Wow, these Korean Meatballs really are the dogs bollocks!"

**Deku Trii** · 08-10-2009, 04:49 PM

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers and I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder and asks if his bet is still good. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone? The Irishman replies, "Oh, I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

Speed · 08-11-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Ginger BALLZ

Okay this is a hitler joke.

So why did Hitler Kill him self.

Aswer- Because his gas Bill was to high.

lol

What's the diffrence between Jews and Pizza.

Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Luigiman7 · 09-01-2009, 12:42 PM

Glux · 09-01-2009, 02:38 PM

When I grow up, I wan to be just like Hitler, and kill all the Jews...and a clown.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siegfried Schtauffen

What's the diffrence between Jews and Pizza.

One takes 8 seconds to cut, the other takes 8 days.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-01-2009, 05:51 PM

Those are like proto-jokes, which have absolutely nothing to stand on outside of mentioning the word "Jew".

Luigiman7 · 09-01-2009, 05:57 PM

Even my picture?

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-01-2009, 08:34 PM

I wasn't talking about you. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. To make it up to you, I'm going to take myself out for ice cream and tell you about how delicious it was when I'm done.

Glux · 09-01-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Those are like proto-jokes, which have absolutely nothing to stand on outside of mentioning the word "Jew".

...

What?

Luigiman7 · 09-02-2009, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

I wasn't talking about you. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. To make it up to you, I'm going to take myself out for ice cream and tell you about how delicious it was when I'm done.

yaaaay i cant wait

Jere · 09-02-2009, 03:33 PM

What do you cal a Jew that makes his own whine?

:Hebrew

Glux · 10-26-2009, 01:54 PM

Image tags AND links can be ****ed up with censors? How retarded.

EDIT: Found a differnet one.

PONIES · 10-26-2009, 02:07 PM

........ Oh, i get it, thats pretty funny

07-17-2009, 07:57 PM	#161
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	A couple more Michael Jackson ones, because he is still missed so much Knock, Knock. - Who's there? Little Boy Blue. - Little Boy Blue Who? Michael Jackson. After Michael Jackson paid $15 million in hush money to a dentists' son: "$15 million for filling ONE cavity?" You can take the kid out of Michael Jackson but you can't finish this joke because he has very good lawyers.

07-18-2009, 01:23 PM	#163
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game as they do, and they're really impressed. After the game they ask her "how is it that you know so much about baseball?" She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change." The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process. "What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut off your penis?" "That was very painful, but was not the most painful part." "Was it when they cut off your balls?" "That was very painful, but was not the most painful part." "What was the most painful part?" "The part that hurt the most was when they... cut my salary in half!" __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-20-2009, 01:24 PM	#164
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08-06-2009, 10:40 PM	#167
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09-01-2009, 12:42 PM	#171
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07-18-2009, 05:05 AM	#162
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them.

08-02-2009, 10:12 PM	#165
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08-06-2009, 09:55 PM	#166
Mr. Ginger BALLZ Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: up ur ass Gender: Posts: 165 Thanks: 3 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Okay this is a hitler joke. So why did Hitler Kill him self. Aswer- Because his gas Bill was to high. lol

08-10-2009, 03:33 PM	#168
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	"Wow, these Korean Meatballs really are the dogs bollocks!"

08-10-2009, 04:49 PM	#169
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers and I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder and asks if his bet is still good. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone? The Irishman replies, "Oh, I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

09-01-2009, 05:51 PM	#173
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Those are like proto-jokes, which have absolutely nothing to stand on outside of mentioning the word "Jew".

09-01-2009, 05:57 PM	#174
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Even my picture? __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

09-01-2009, 08:34 PM	#175
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I wasn't talking about you. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. To make it up to you, I'm going to take myself out for ice cream and tell you about how delicious it was when I'm done.

09-02-2009, 03:33 PM	#178
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	What do you cal a Jew that makes his own whine? :Hebrew

10-26-2009, 01:54 PM	#179
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,121 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Image tags AND links can be ****ed up with censors? How retarded. EDIT: Found a differnet one.

10-26-2009, 02:07 PM	#180
PONIES Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Griffon village Gender: Posts: 2,508 Thanks: 680 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts Blog Entries: 9	........ Oh, i get it, thats pretty funny