Tasteless Jokes (WARNING: Parental Advisory)

Sim Kid · 11-27-2007, 12:23 AM

This is the thread to post all Tasteless jokes. These contain sex jokes, dead baby jokes, dumb Polock/blonde jokes, etc.

Chuck Norris facts are NOT tasteless - They are beyond tasteless.

Wyborn · 11-27-2007, 01:10 AM

Careful about how tasteless this gets, guys, or it'll be locked.

Fair warning.

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-27-2007, 02:41 AM

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-27-2007, 08:14 AM

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?

A: She didn't have any arms.

Eric · 11-27-2007, 05:38 PM

Q:why did the bannana cross the road?

A:Because the apple was on vacation.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-27-2007, 06:26 PM

Code:

    Concept of thread ----> *whoosh*
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SephirothKirby · 11-27-2007, 06:39 PM

^ There needs to be a multi-thank option.

**X-3** · 11-27-2007, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingeric

Q:why did the bannana cross the road?

A:Because the apple was on vacation.

You are a disgusting person. That's just sick. I smell a ban in your future. Lock this thread, SMods. [/sarcasm]

I have a joke that I thought of, but I'm not too sure what the limit is on tastelessness...

**Valigarmander** · 11-27-2007, 07:19 PM

Oh, goodie goodie goodie goodie goodie goodie goodie... *ahem*

A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.

The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."

The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."

Typhlame · 11-27-2007, 07:37 PM

There were a redhead, a blond, and a brown-haired girl. They were at a set of 1000 stairs with God. God said, "If you laugh while climbing these stairs, you must climb all over again. If you make it up without laughing, you will get into Heaven. They were at the 100th step when the brown-haired girl started laughing. At the 500th step, the redhead started laughing. At the 999th step, the blond busted out laughing. God asked, "Why did you laugh when you were so close?" She said, "I finally got the joke!"

Sim Kid · 11-27-2007, 07:44 PM

Why do people keep their wallets in their backpockets? I tried it once but it was a pain in the ass.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-27-2007, 07:47 PM

Damn, Capt posted the one I was going to post.

Q: What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-27-2007, 09:39 PM

Q: What's red and silver and bumps into walls?

A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

Leinad · 11-28-2007, 02:01 PM

A man went to heaven and met Princess Diana, so he said to her "Wow, I wish I had a Halo that big!", and so she replied "You stupid b*****d! Its a steering wheel, not a halo!".

Eric · 11-28-2007, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

You are a disgusting person. That's just sick. I smell a ban in your future. Lock this thread, SMods. [/sarcasm]

I have a joke that I thought of, but I'm not too sure what the limit is on tastelessness...

***The Doctor*** · 11-28-2007, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leinad

A man went to heaven and met Princess Diana, so he said to her "Wow, I wish I had a Halo that big!", and so she replied "You stupid b*****d! Its a steering wheel, not a halo!".

What did Princess Diana do, once she heard that the driver had been drinking?
She hit the roof.

Did you know Princess Diana like to wash her hair alot?
They found her "Head and Shoulders" in the glove box.

~~~

Those are my tame Di jokes.

And I'm not going to go on with my other sick jokes, because
A)I don't want to get this thread locked.
B)I don't want to be A)Banned B)De-modded.

Eric · 11-28-2007, 03:58 PM

^I'll take your job

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 11-28-2007, 04:19 PM

This is real tasteless so I'm spoliering it.

Spoiler Below

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compacter

Eric · 11-28-2007, 04:22 PM

wants red,loud,and chunkey?

a baby in the blender.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 11-29-2007, 11:42 AM

Spoiler Below

What's more fun that nailing 10 dead babies to one tree?

Nailing one dead baby to ten Trees!

11-27-2007, 12:23 AM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,772 Thanks: 75 Thanked 196 Times in 120 Posts	Tasteless Jokes (WARNING: Parental Advisory) This is the thread to post all Tasteless jokes. These contain sex jokes, dead baby jokes, dumb Polock/blonde jokes, etc. Chuck Norris facts are NOT tasteless - They are beyond tasteless.

11-27-2007, 06:26 PM	#6
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,964 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Code: Concept of thread ----> whoosh O <--- You --\|-- \| / \

11-27-2007, 09:39 PM	#13
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,964 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	My favourite. Q: What's red and silver and bumps into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

11-27-2007, 01:10 AM	#2
Wyborn Zelda Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,387 Thanks: 87 Thanked 469 Times in 281 Posts	Careful about how tasteless this gets, guys, or it'll be locked. Fair warning.

11-27-2007, 02:41 AM	#3
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,013 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-27-2007, 08:14 AM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,964 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

11-27-2007, 05:38 PM	#5
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	Q:why did the bannana cross the road? A:Because the apple was on vacation.

11-27-2007, 06:39 PM	#7
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,055 Thanks: 365 Thanked 737 Times in 433 Posts	^ There needs to be a multi-thank option.

11-27-2007, 07:19 PM	#9
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,222 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Oh, goodie goodie goodie goodie goodie goodie goodie... ahem A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor. The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them." The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."

11-27-2007, 07:37 PM	#10
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	There were a redhead, a blond, and a brown-haired girl. They were at a set of 1000 stairs with God. God said, "If you laugh while climbing these stairs, you must climb all over again. If you make it up without laughing, you will get into Heaven. They were at the 100th step when the brown-haired girl started laughing. At the 500th step, the redhead started laughing. At the 999th step, the blond busted out laughing. God asked, "Why did you laugh when you were so close?" She said, "I finally got the joke!"

11-27-2007, 07:44 PM	#11
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,772 Thanks: 75 Thanked 196 Times in 120 Posts	Why do people keep their wallets in their backpockets? I tried it once but it was a pain in the ass.

11-27-2007, 07:47 PM	#12
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	Damn, Capt posted the one I was going to post. Q: What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

11-28-2007, 02:01 PM	#14
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 55 Times in 47 Posts	A man went to heaven and met Princess Diana, so he said to her "Wow, I wish I had a Halo that big!", and so she replied "You stupid b*****d! Its a steering wheel, not a halo!".

11-28-2007, 03:58 PM	#17
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	^I'll take your job

11-28-2007, 04:19 PM	#18
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,536 Thanks: 2,469 Thanked 746 Times in 413 Posts	This is real tasteless so I'm spoliering it. Spoiler Below What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compacter

11-28-2007, 04:22 PM	#19
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	wants red,loud,and chunkey? a baby in the blender.

11-29-2007, 11:42 AM	#20
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,536 Thanks: 2,469 Thanked 746 Times in 413 Posts	Spoiler Below What's more fun that nailing 10 dead babies to one tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten Trees!