I HATE DIET COKE SO MUCH

Vapor · 10-03-2009, 07:51 PM

CHRIST I HATE DIET COKE AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR

I HAVE BEGUN A WAR ON DIET COKE AND EVERYTHING IT HOLDS DEAR, WHO WILL JOIN ME

Luigiman7 · 10-03-2009, 08:21 PM

What's the plan to take down this diet bastard?

***the Octopus*** · 10-04-2009, 09:21 AM

I'M WITH YOU

SPEAKING FIGURATIVELY, NOT LIKE I LIKE DUDES OR LIKE I'M ACTUALLY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW I'M IN AUSTRALIA MAN WTF

Dhampir · 11-23-2009, 06:01 PM

Yes, aspartame burns holes in your brain, or something to that effect. And aluminum cans are lined with sealants that act as estrogen analogs, thereby unnaturally feminizing men and women.

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-23-2009, 07:28 PM

^Source please, especially on the aluminum cans thing, since that's not even relevant to the thread.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 11-23-2009, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhampir

Yes, aspartame burns holes in your brain, or something to that effect. And aluminum cans are lined with sealants that act as estrogen analogs, thereby unnaturally feminizing men and women.

SWEET GOD BE JOKING

^ The cans are what Coke often comes in, so it is somewhat related.

BUT SERIOUSLY DAMN WTF

Robotazy · 11-23-2009, 07:58 PM

And Starlight causes Cancer.

Random User · 11-23-2009, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aquatic Mine

And Starlight causes Cancer.

Vapor · 11-23-2009, 08:24 PM

HEALTH EFFECTS AND AFFECTS ARE NOT THE CONCERN HERE

DIET COKE IS AN ABOMINABLE FAILURE OF AN ATTEMPT TO BE SODA

IT SHALL BUURRRNN. BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNN

Redshirt · 11-23-2009, 09:02 PM

Meh, I can barely tell the difference in most cases.

Dizzy · 11-23-2009, 10:34 PM

You sound upset.

How about a refreshing Diet Pepsi?

Frumie · 11-24-2009, 04:57 PM

Coke zero is better.

Then again, that's like calling dog crap better than horse crap, so...

10-03-2009, 07:51 PM	#1
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 412 Times in 248 Posts	I HATE DIET COKE SO MUCH CHRIST I HATE DIET COKE AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR I HAVE BEGUN A WAR ON DIET COKE AND EVERYTHING IT HOLDS DEAR, WHO WILL JOIN ME

10-03-2009, 08:21 PM	#2
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,300 Thanks: 1,098 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	What's the plan to take down this diet bastard? __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

11-23-2009, 09:02 PM	#10
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,607 Thanks: 683 Thanked 998 Times in 690 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Meh, I can barely tell the difference in most cases. Last edited by Redshirt; 11-24-2009 at 06:05 PM.

10-04-2009, 09:21 AM	#3
*the Octopus* THE PRESIDENT OF FUN Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 27,471 Thanks: 1,973 Thanked 5,121 Times in 2,320 Posts	I'M WITH YOU SPEAKING FIGURATIVELY, NOT LIKE I LIKE DUDES OR LIKE I'M ACTUALLY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW I'M IN AUSTRALIA MAN WTF

11-23-2009, 06:01 PM	#4
Dhampir Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Gender: Posts: 81 Thanks: 3 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Yes, aspartame burns holes in your brain, or something to that effect. And aluminum cans are lined with sealants that act as estrogen analogs, thereby unnaturally feminizing men and women.

11-23-2009, 07:28 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,004 Thanks: 1,780 Thanked 2,370 Times in 1,423 Posts	^Source please, especially on the aluminum cans thing, since that's not even relevant to the thread. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-23-2009, 07:58 PM	#7
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,247 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	And Starlight causes Cancer.

11-23-2009, 08:24 PM	#9
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 412 Times in 248 Posts	HEALTH EFFECTS AND AFFECTS ARE NOT THE CONCERN HERE DIET COKE IS AN ABOMINABLE FAILURE OF AN ATTEMPT TO BE SODA IT SHALL BUURRRNN. BUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNN

11-23-2009, 10:34 PM	#11
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,192 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	You sound upset. How about a refreshing Diet Pepsi?

11-24-2009, 04:57 PM	#12
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Coke zero is better. Then again, that's like calling dog crap better than horse crap, so...