Nerd Jokes - Page 3

Zaden · 01-21-2011, 04:15 PM

Are we finished, or does anyone else have more card puns up their sleeve?

Rainbow Dash · 01-21-2011, 04:17 PM

if anyone else does that'd be just ace

MeowMan · 01-21-2011, 04:57 PM

Nope. I'm in the hole with that.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-21-2011, 05:35 PM

I'm sure a few faces got lost in the shuffle.

Rainbow Dash · 01-21-2011, 05:56 PM

I guess they can just...

**Valigarmander** · 03-09-2011, 12:05 PM

My math teachers used to tell me that I was just average. I always thought that was mean.

Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.

There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that don't.

Why do you never see mathematicians at the beach?
Because mathematicians only need sin and cos to get a tan.

A man walks into a restaurant called Entropy. The waitress asks, "Can I take your order?"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the counter and says, "I'll have some H2O." He gets his drink, drinks it, and leaves. The second scientist walks up to the counter and says, "I think I'll have some H2O too." He gets his drink, drinks it, and dies.

An electron is driving in his car and gets pulled over. The officer asks, "Do you know how fast you where going?" The electron replies, "No, but I know where I am."

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-09-2011, 02:03 PM

Jere · 03-09-2011, 06:35 PM

Ok the bastards are better at Chess than we are but damn Jeopardy we can beat it in!

03-09-2011, 02:03 PM	#47
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	dunno source

01-21-2011, 04:15 PM	#41
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Are we finished, or does anyone else have more card puns up their sleeve?

01-21-2011, 04:17 PM	#42
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	if anyone else does that'd be just ace

01-21-2011, 04:57 PM	#43
MeowMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Las Pegasus Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 849 Thanked 208 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Nope. I'm in the hole with that.

01-21-2011, 05:35 PM	#44
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I'm sure a few faces got lost in the shuffle.

01-21-2011, 05:56 PM	#45
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	I guess they can just...

03-09-2011, 12:05 PM	#46
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	My math teachers used to tell me that I was just average. I always thought that was mean. Anything that doesn't matter has no mass. There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that don't. Why do you never see mathematicians at the beach? Because mathematicians only need sin and cos to get a tan. A man walks into a restaurant called Entropy. The waitress asks, "Can I take your order?" Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the counter and says, "I'll have some H2O." He gets his drink, drinks it, and leaves. The second scientist walks up to the counter and says, "I think I'll have some H2O too." He gets his drink, drinks it, and dies. An electron is driving in his car and gets pulled over. The officer asks, "Do you know how fast you where going?" The electron replies, "No, but I know where I am."

03-09-2011, 06:35 PM	#48
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ok the bastards are better at Chess than we are but damn Jeopardy we can beat it in!