The Rapture

Blake · 05-21-2011, 11:20 AM

I don't know why but I expected a thread about this. So has it officially started? Anything suspicious anyone can report? I just got intoxicated and won a free cab home via the help of friends and poker. When is the next time the world ends after 2012?

Dizzy · 05-21-2011, 11:22 AM

No giant meteors yet, but I'll keep my eye out for them.

**Loot** · 05-21-2011, 11:35 AM

ONCE EVERY 2000 YEARS THE JESUSAURUS REX COMES OUT OF HIDING, LET US SEE IF WE CAN FIND HIM BEFORE HE DISAPPEARS INTO PARTS UNKNOWN ONCE MORE

Sim Kid · 05-21-2011, 12:41 PM

Soooo....

Kargath?
AI?
SD?
HotD?
Anyone who lives in Europe?
Anyone who lives in New Zealand?

Any reports of Earthquakes yet? :P

Jere · 05-21-2011, 01:01 PM

Past 18 over here nothing major have happend cept some bad milkshake!

***Ace Mercury*** · 05-21-2011, 01:04 PM

That explains the distinct lack of boys in yo' yard.

***Cosmonautical*** · 05-21-2011, 02:15 PM

As of 4 pm today, Sydney was still functional enough to provide me access to internet services. That and when 6 rolled around, I didn't even notice any traffic noise. So much for that.

I have developed cold symptoms, though. Maybe the rapture is a runny nose and scratchy throat. I'm not sure, I've never experienced a rapture before.

Zaden · 05-21-2011, 02:30 PM

What?! Darn!! And I just sold all my stuff, too!!!!!!!!!!

Dux is not you · 05-21-2011, 02:34 PM

MUST TRASCEND NOW

Luigiman7 · 05-21-2011, 02:53 PM

hey guys, posting from heaven. its pretty great up here; the streets are paved with gold, the air smells like fresh baked pastries, and every friday is ice cream day

Sim Kid · 05-21-2011, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wraith to the Finish

As of 4 pm today, Sydney was still functional enough to provide me access to internet services. That and when 6 rolled around, I didn't even notice any traffic noise. So much for that.

I have developed cold symptoms, though. Maybe the rapture is a runny nose and scratchy throat. I'm not sure, I've never experienced a rapture before.

Maybe the rapture is the evacuation of all the cold viruses in your body or something....

**Valigarmander** · 05-21-2011, 04:13 PM

Luigiman7 · 05-21-2011, 04:40 PM

apparently, the news is saying that it wont be the rapture, but a big earthquake

this whole rapture thing is a plot to get money. i saw an ad on the train last night that said today was the rapture and we should buy some book to learn about what to do and whatnot. i don't remember if it was actually something that had a price on it, or was free, but it was at barnes at noble so i assume it'll cost

**Marchie** · 05-21-2011, 05:00 PM

ALL IS WELL IN THE EASTERN TIME ZONE

Robotazy · 05-21-2011, 05:02 PM

So, this is the Rapture?

.....

Eh, it's overrated.

**Loot** · 05-21-2011, 06:04 PM

Yeah, sorry guys, I challenged Jesus to a boxing match, I won so no rapture for 1000 more years.

Jere · 05-21-2011, 06:24 PM

Thanks loot, im having a round with the Chuck tomorow and a Squeegie off with Mr T next tuesday.

Chuck to not whip Jesus as in whimpering out on you and for mr t to not start to walk (cause we all know that there are only 3 riders of the apocalypse, Mr T have decided to walk).

Zaden · 05-21-2011, 06:25 PM

Getting raptured in the middle of a post? That's as dumb as saying that Candlejack can t

***Marilink*** · 05-21-2011, 06:28 PM

I posted this on facebook this morning:

CuccoLady · 05-21-2011, 06:32 PM

OH GOD GUYS I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR AND A HALF LEFT TO LIVE

I'M GOING TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING PLAYED SPECTER'S FLUTE D}::::::::::::

05-21-2011, 11:20 AM	#1
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 4,628 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 206 Times in 148 Posts	The Rapture I don't know why but I expected a thread about this. So has it officially started? Anything suspicious anyone can report? I just got intoxicated and won a free cab home via the help of friends and poker. When is the next time the world ends after 2012?

05-21-2011, 02:53 PM	#10
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	hey guys, posting from heaven. its pretty great up here; the streets are paved with gold, the air smells like fresh baked pastries, and every friday is ice cream day __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

05-21-2011, 04:40 PM	#13
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	apparently, the news is saying that it wont be the rapture, but a big earthquake this whole rapture thing is a plot to get money. i saw an ad on the train last night that said today was the rapture and we should buy some book to learn about what to do and whatnot. i don't remember if it was actually something that had a price on it, or was free, but it was at barnes at noble so i assume it'll cost __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

05-21-2011, 11:22 AM	#2
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	No giant meteors yet, but I'll keep my eye out for them.

05-21-2011, 11:35 AM	#3
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	ONCE EVERY 2000 YEARS THE JESUSAURUS REX COMES OUT OF HIDING, LET US SEE IF WE CAN FIND HIM BEFORE HE DISAPPEARS INTO PARTS UNKNOWN ONCE MORE

05-21-2011, 12:41 PM	#4
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Soooo.... Kargath? AI? SD? HotD? Anyone who lives in Europe? Anyone who lives in New Zealand? Any reports of Earthquakes yet? :P

05-21-2011, 01:01 PM	#5
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Past 18 over here nothing major have happend cept some bad milkshake!

05-21-2011, 01:04 PM	#6
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	That explains the distinct lack of boys in yo' yard.

05-21-2011, 02:15 PM	#7
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	As of 4 pm today, Sydney was still functional enough to provide me access to internet services. That and when 6 rolled around, I didn't even notice any traffic noise. So much for that. I have developed cold symptoms, though. Maybe the rapture is a runny nose and scratchy throat. I'm not sure, I've never experienced a rapture before.

05-21-2011, 02:30 PM	#8
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	What?! Darn!! And I just sold all my stuff, too!!!!!!!!!!

05-21-2011, 02:34 PM	#9
Dux is not you Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Not Columbia Gender: Posts: 1,976 Thanks: 92 Thanked 113 Times in 74 Posts Blog Entries: 1	MUST TRASCEND NOW

05-21-2011, 04:13 PM	#12
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20

05-21-2011, 05:00 PM	#14
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	ALL IS WELL IN THE EASTERN TIME ZONE

05-21-2011, 05:02 PM	#15
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	So, this is the Rapture? ..... Eh, it's overrated.

05-21-2011, 06:04 PM	#16
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Yeah, sorry guys, I challenged Jesus to a boxing match, I won so no rapture for 1000 more years.

05-21-2011, 06:24 PM	#17
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Thanks loot, im having a round with the Chuck tomorow and a Squeegie off with Mr T next tuesday. Chuck to not whip Jesus as in whimpering out on you and for mr t to not start to walk (cause we all know that there are only 3 riders of the apocalypse, Mr T have decided to walk).

05-21-2011, 06:25 PM	#18
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Getting raptured in the middle of a post? That's as dumb as saying that Candlejack can t

05-21-2011, 06:28 PM	#19
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,822 Times in 1,007 Posts	I posted this on facebook this morning:

05-21-2011, 06:32 PM	#20
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	OH GOD GUYS I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR AND A HALF LEFT TO LIVE I'M GOING TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING PLAYED SPECTER'S FLUTE D}::::::::::::