The Pitiful Quest

1-up Salesman · 07-05-2011, 04:47 PM

Life. What is life?

Art. What is art? There is none to be seen here, for the creator is too lazy to plug in his scanner and try to find a driver. There is no drawing tablet. But there is a mouse, and MS Paint. Thus, the creator created life.

However, this life is currently one not worth living, evident by the pathetic mouse-made picture, for when it comes to drawing with a mouse in MS Paint, there is no talent to be had.

This...thing needs to find a way to improve his life and art style, or he'll kill himself. Make it happen for the better of his pathetic life.

What do you do?

VG_Addict · 07-05-2011, 04:49 PM

> Buy Kerrek a Cold One.

Rainbow Dash · 07-05-2011, 04:52 PM

i can't wait for this to be abandoned in 3 pages too

1-up Salesman · 07-05-2011, 04:58 PM

Kerrek...

Now has a cold one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainbow Dash

i can't wait for this to be abandoned in 3 pages too

Me too.

VG_Addict · 07-05-2011, 05:00 PM

> Play video games.

1-up Salesman · 07-05-2011, 07:09 PM

**Marchie** · 07-05-2011, 07:19 PM

>Press Start

07-05-2011, 04:47 PM	#1
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	The Pitiful Quest Life. What is life? Art. What is art? There is none to be seen here, for the creator is too lazy to plug in his scanner and try to find a driver. There is no drawing tablet. But there is a mouse, and MS Paint. Thus, the creator created life. However, this life is currently one not worth living, evident by the pathetic mouse-made picture, for when it comes to drawing with a mouse in MS Paint, there is no talent to be had. This...thing needs to find a way to improve his life and art style, or he'll kill himself. Make it happen for the better of his pathetic life. What do you do?

07-05-2011, 04:49 PM	#2
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	> Buy Kerrek a Cold One.

07-05-2011, 04:52 PM	#3
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	i can't wait for this to be abandoned in 3 pages too

07-05-2011, 05:00 PM	#5
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	> Play video games.

07-05-2011, 07:09 PM	#6
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9

07-05-2011, 07:19 PM	#7
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	>Press Start