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[Cosmonautical]

Combine "That's what she said" with "Your mom"

"That's what she said.. to your mom."

It's super effective.

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

[SephirothKirby]

I've recently been combining "I dropped the ball" with "I ****ed up." to say "Well, I really ****ed the ball there."

[Ace Mercury]

Use the term "bust a nut" to mean get angry or upset about something.

Example: "This traffic jam is so stupid I could bust a nut!"

[CaptHayfever]

Stick "your" in the middle of any multisyllabic word to make it a nonsensical innuendo.
Example: "I'll mac your oroni."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Rainbow Dash]

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Stick "your" in the middle of any multisyllabic word to make it a nonsensical innuendo.
Example: "I'll mac your oroni."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

this deserves a high five of some sort

[Dizzy]

^"I'll high your five!"

[Ace Mercury]

Obligatory xkcd: xkcd: Not Really Into Pokemon

[CaptHayfever]

I'll poke your mon.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Marilink]

Some people will do this:

Other person: "Man, that person really sucks."
Insulter: "Psh, you really suck."

Well, I like to do it when the person was already talking in the first person.

Other person: "Wow, I could really use a nap."
Me: "Psh, you could use a nap."
Other person: "...that's what I...what?"

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

Using "insults" waaaaay out of context is definite success.

[Valigarmander]

"You're an *******."

"Your face is an *******."

[Panfan]

I do the multisyllabic thing and the already-talking-in-first-person thing all the time. Good stuff.

Also, best insult ever came from a friend of mine and ML's. It was simply "Your mom... is."

[Kargath]

Originally Posted by Mr. Pan-anagrabber

I do the multisyllabic thing and the already-talking-in-first-person thing all the time. Good stuff.

Also, best insult ever came from a friend of mine and ML's. It was simply "Your mom... is."

That's deeeeeeep, man.

Spoiler Below

COUNTER: Your mum's deep!


(and we love her for it!)

[Booyakasha]

Originally Posted by Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds

Using "insults" waaaaay out of context is definite success.

Totally. My personal fave is turning contextual information into a meaningless insult. That's just good clean fun.

[Cosmonautical]

^ I am all for that formula, gotta say. Have been using it for years, will probably never stop.

[Antisocial]

^^ You're good clean fun!

[Ace Mercury]

I want to chime in and say that people[1] at my workplace do these sort of things all the time[2]. Sometimes[3], you just want to get **** done[4].

[1]I'll peep your hole
[2]Your face is all the time
[3]Sometimes, you suck
[4]That's what she said.

[Vapor]

Combining "Is the pope Catholic?" with "Do bears s*** in the woods?" To form... "Does the pope s*** in the woods?"

[Rainbow Dash]

nobody got my scrubs reference. a shameful collected mass of people