Did you hear the one about the guy who robbed the art museum?

monstrman · 10-17-2011, 05:15 PM

He was framed.

Ba-dum-tsh. AHAHAHAHAahahha...ha...ha...

ha...

okay I'm done wasting your time now.

FlipSwitch · 10-17-2011, 05:44 PM

Just another day in the USA.

Luigiman7 · 10-17-2011, 05:46 PM

rip jokes forum

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 10-17-2011, 06:32 PM

*gives monstrman marshmallows* I couldn't help but smile... and then a small giggle escaped when I saw you laughing... >.>

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-17-2011, 11:15 PM

Looks like somebody was watching Castle promos.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-18-2011, 07:36 AM

I heard he was in it for the Monet.

Jere · 10-18-2011, 08:02 AM

Framed, Then it must have been

*puts on sunglasses*

A work of art!

Gabriel · 10-18-2011, 09:31 AM

Well, I'm not clever in that respect, so I've got no hilarious puns to put here. I will encourage it vehemently, however.

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-18-2011, 10:10 AM

^ Puns =/=> Clever

**Valigarmander** · 10-18-2011, 10:14 AM

What about the guy who tried to steal that sculpture?

I heard he got busted.

Jere · 10-18-2011, 10:22 AM

Yeah they wanted him dead or alive!

monstrman · 10-18-2011, 01:58 PM

What do you call a sports car made of wood?

A LUMBER GHINI

Jere · 10-18-2011, 02:10 PM

Do you guys know what cars pirates drives?

A Fer Ahrr ee

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-18-2011, 02:42 PM

Bring me my brown pants.

Dizzy · 10-18-2011, 03:03 PM

Did you hear the one about the Hawaiian who got lei'd off?

***Booyakasha*** · 10-18-2011, 03:13 PM

What do you get when your kitchen floor explodes?

Linoleum blown apart.

monstrman · 10-18-2011, 03:27 PM

Oh god what is this unholy thing we've created

***Booyakasha*** · 10-18-2011, 04:05 PM

What's Irish and sits on your front porch all day long?

Patty O'Furniture!

monstrman · 10-18-2011, 09:14 PM

and now

TERRIBLE PICK UP LINES

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes.

according to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

***Cosmonautical*** · 10-18-2011, 10:32 PM

The Van Gogh bus is coming.

10-17-2011, 05:15 PM	#1
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Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Framed, Then it must have been puts on sunglasses A work of art! __________________ From where it counts: Lapland

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*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I heard he was in it for the Monet.

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Gabriel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pesterchum~ Gender: Posts: 2,752 Thanks: 206 Thanked 139 Times in 115 Posts	Well, I'm not clever in that respect, so I've got no hilarious puns to put here. I will encourage it vehemently, however.

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Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Yeah they wanted him dead or alive! __________________ From where it counts: Lapland

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monstrman Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: LET'S SAAAAAVE THE WOOOORLD. Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 87 Thanked 53 Times in 42 Posts Blog Entries: 5	What do you call a sports car made of wood? A LUMBER GHINI

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Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Do you guys know what cars pirates drives? A Fer Ahrr ee __________________ From where it counts: Lapland

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*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Bring me my brown pants.

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*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	What's Irish and sits on your front porch all day long? Patty O'Furniture!

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monstrman Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: LET'S SAAAAAVE THE WOOOORLD. Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 87 Thanked 53 Times in 42 Posts Blog Entries: 5	and now TERRIBLE PICK UP LINES If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes. according to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. Last edited by monstrman; 10-18-2011 at 09:14 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

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