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 10-27-2011, 07:03 PM | #1 |
| The Bee's Knees  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender:  Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20 | Halloween jokes Where does Dracula water ski? Lake Erie. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? Mas-scare-a. Who did Frankenstein's monster take to the prom? His ghoulfriend. What happened to the skeleton when he saw the succubus? He got a boner. |
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| The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to Valigarmander For This Useful Post: | Blake (10-29-2011), Chaos Deviot (10-31-2011), Cosmonautical (10-29-2011), Crazyswordsman (10-29-2011), Gabriel (10-28-2011), Marchie (10-29-2011), Random User (10-29-2011) |
| 10-29-2011, 06:28 AM | #2 |
 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender:  Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts | Dracula water skis at Lake Erie? Man, I never saw him there. He must have to go at night. |
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| 10-29-2011, 02:31 PM | #3 |
 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts | Gonna be in Buffalo next weekend; I'll be sure to keep my eyes peeled. -CSM |
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| The Following User Says Thank You to Crazyswordsman For This Useful Post: | MeowMan (10-30-2011) |
| 10-29-2011, 02:48 PM | #4 |
| Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham City Gender:  Posts: 7,209 Thanks: 701 Thanked 536 Times in 367 Posts | Yeah, man, I've never seen Dracula in Lake Erie. That one may be a fib. |
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| 10-29-2011, 05:41 PM | #5 |
| Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1 | Why couldn't the ghost go to the dance? He had nobody to go with |
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| The Following User Says Thank You to The Doctor For This Useful Post: | Gabriel (10-30-2011) |
| 10-30-2011, 01:32 AM | #6 | |
| Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts | Quote:
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| 10-30-2011, 04:46 AM | #7 |
 Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Twinklebutton Wintersprout Gender: Posts: 31,454 Thanks: 864 Thanked 851 Times in 632 Posts Blog Entries: 1 |  What's a monster's favourite bean? A human bean. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-Berries. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts.  |
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| The Following User Says Thank You to Heroine of the Dragon For This Useful Post: | Gabriel (10-30-2011) |
| 10-30-2011, 11:22 AM | #8 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pesterchum~ Gender: Posts: 2,752 Thanks: 206 Thanked 139 Times in 115 Posts | I love this thread. |
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