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Parrakarry · 08-01-2004, 01:20 PM

I think George Lucas was killed, but frozen and cloned. But his clone has no skillz in movie making.

Daos · 08-01-2004, 09:22 PM

I think he has just grown old and senile. Sorry but the worst line was DEFINTALLY Anakins line about sand and smoothness or whatever.

Erdawn Il Deus · 08-01-2004, 09:43 PM

In all honesty, whatever the hell spawned his name, General Grievous is badass. Anyone who can kill that many Jedi is badass. Admiral Thrawn was badass for that as well.

With Grievous and, if they allow us enough of, Darth Vader, this movie might turn out better than the two previous. Sure, Haylon(who cares, who cares) will suck, does suck, and cannot stop himself from sucking, but he will be getting his ass handed to him by Obi Wan, and that will make the movie worth seeing alone.

However badly Lucas even screwed up his Jedi Combat theology with 1 and 2, three could still turn out to be very cool indeed.

EDIT -- watch the damn Clone shorts. However bad the art is, the animation is nigh flawless and the action scenes borderline pwning all.

[ August 01, 2004, 09:45 PM: Message edited by: Erdawn in the Hat came back ]

Codiekitty · 08-02-2004, 03:07 PM

Why is all the good stuff going to the toilet? Garfield, Star Wars...

And yes, I wanted to laugh when Yoda started bouncing around with the lightsaber, but my dad was right next to me in the theater.

Am I the only person who didn't like the song "Duel of the Fates"?

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OcarinaMan · 08-02-2004, 10:59 PM

Probably. Anyways, I put SW:RotS as the 2nd topic in my blog.

Dolos Ekans · 08-03-2004, 10:15 AM

It can hold three lightsabers? One with his foot now that is stupid.

Parrakarry · 08-03-2004, 10:56 AM

Grand Admiral Thrawn WAS badass. "Hmm... look at this picture... I'm such a ****ing genius that by seeing this I can pwn everyone." Thrawn kicked ass. Don't know much about Greivous, but if he runs around killing Jedi by the dozen he's gotta kick ass.

And... *ahem*, Erdawn, it was GRAND admiral. [/completeandtotalstarwarsnerd]

The only way to redeem Episode III is by including Thrawn, Darth Vader, pwnage of Jedis, and... hmm... no droids. I swear, if I hear C-3P0 again... "Oh, I'm beside myself!" "Insert Lame Joke About Rolling that I can't remember!" Oh yeah. One more thing. If they have the Death Star, and destroy some crap with it. That would rock, because the only things we ever got to see annihilated was a hippy planet and some spaceships.

Wait! Okay! I got it! Okay, Thrawn's commanding the Death Star and blowing crap up while Darth Vader's out pwning Jedi along with General Greivous. THAT would be a kickass Star Wars movie.

Codiekitty · 08-03-2004, 01:48 PM

Unless I seriously misunderstood something, while the Death Star was there, it was incapable of blowing up planets during the beginning of its existence. Alderaan was the first planet the Death Star fried.

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Parrakarry · 08-04-2004, 12:06 AM

Errrrr... once its turret was built, it could blow planets up.

WHERE IS IT WRITTEN IN STONE THAT ALDERAAN WAS THE FIRST HUH??? HUH???

OcarinaMan · 08-04-2004, 02:05 AM

Tarkin:

Quote:

We would like you to join us at a small celebration to make our battle ship operational.

If it already worked, he wouldn't need to make it operational.

ssorD · 08-04-2004, 02:47 AM

Why couldn't the second trilogy have a consistent villain, instead of making a new one every movie? Vader wouldn't be nearly as good of a villain if he died in A New Hope..

Erdawn Il Deus · 08-04-2004, 04:06 AM

Personally, I think that because Grievous is an alien, the fact he holds one of the lightsabers with his foot(and that fact that his lightsabers are tokens kept from dead Jedi wich hints that he actuall killed a ****ing Jedi without one unless I'm mislead) makes him just damn awesome. That's three swords, and used in a much more conventional way than holding on in your mouth(coughRoronoaZorrocough). I am also aware that it was Grand Admiral Thrawn. And yes, he did rock some mean ****. Anybody who can observe a species' art and from that learn the battle-strategy and manneurismes is just King **** of all awesome. Yeah.

Codiekitty · 08-04-2004, 12:48 PM

Here's some Flying Omelette forum suggestions people have made:

Me: "Star Wars: Revenge of the Laughter Inducing Awful Movie Titles"

Facilitypro: "Star Wars III: Heeeeere's Darth Vader"

James FP: "Star Wars Episode III: It Was All a Dream...a Really Stupid Dream" and "Star Wars Episode III: Retcons Away!"

cuttersDCut: "Star Wars Episode III: Sorry About the Last Two"

Mercury Crusader: "Star Wars Episode III: Amazing CG Effects and the Lame Ass Script"

sethrashnoo: "Star Wars Episode III: Kenny Rogers Ate George Lucas and Replaced Him Long Ago", "Star Wars Episode III: Michael Jackson's Final Frontier", and "Star Wars Episode III: When Owl Lamps Attack" (she had some other ones, but they were inside jokes with the forum)

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Parrakarry · 08-04-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Durrr, I'm Frost Man:
Why couldn't the second trilogy have a consistent villain, instead of making a new one every movie? Vader wouldn't be nearly as good of a villain if he died in A New Hope..

I completely agree. And Ocarinaman... bah. Just bah. I still wanna see some **** blown up.

OcarinaMan · 08-04-2004, 05:58 PM

So do I, but I want to see a better script, too.

Darth Danno · 08-05-2004, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shinsengumi squad leader 2: Da Mage:
It can hold three lightsabers? One with his foot now that is stupid.

He did that in the cartoon, but in the movie, his forearms split in two and he can hold four lightsabers.

ssorD · 08-05-2004, 10:33 PM

Oh my god, that's just weird. @_@

Sim Kid · 08-14-2004, 01:57 PM

Daniel: For some reason, I actually want to see it, even though it's probably gonna suck. I wish we'd get some more Dark Jedi like Darth Malak and Darth Revan.

Super Shy Guy · 08-17-2004, 01:39 PM

Grievous just seems like one of those "seriously compensating for a lack of something" villains to me.

OcarinaMan · 08-17-2004, 01:45 PM

^Well, duh. He's a robot. Vader also seems like one of those villians, but he's still cool.

08-01-2004, 09:22 PM	#42
Daos Banned Forum Mod Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 5,061 Thanks: 63 Thanked 141 Times in 103 Posts Points: 34,502.76 Bank: 201,506.98 Total Points: 236,009.74 Donate	I think he has just grown old and senile. Sorry but the worst line was DEFINTALLY Anakins line about sand and smoothness or whatever. __________________ I am terror, I am Daos.

08-01-2004, 01:20 PM	#41
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,684 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,507.87 Bank: 634.12 Total Points: 10,141.99 Donate	I think George Lucas was killed, but frozen and cloned. But his clone has no skillz in movie making.

08-01-2004, 09:43 PM	#43
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 4 Thanked 45 Times in 39 Posts Points: 23,814.11 Bank: 788.45 Total Points: 24,602.56 Donate	In all honesty, whatever the hell spawned his name, General Grievous is badass. Anyone who can kill that many Jedi is badass. Admiral Thrawn was badass for that as well. With Grievous and, if they allow us enough of, Darth Vader, this movie might turn out better than the two previous. Sure, Haylon(who cares, who cares) will suck, does suck, and cannot stop himself from sucking, but he will be getting his ass handed to him by Obi Wan, and that will make the movie worth seeing alone. However badly Lucas even screwed up his Jedi Combat theology with 1 and 2, three could still turn out to be very cool indeed. EDIT -- watch the damn Clone shorts. However bad the art is, the animation is nigh flawless and the action scenes borderline pwning all. [ August 01, 2004, 09:45 PM: Message edited by: Erdawn in the Hat came back ]

08-02-2004, 03:07 PM	#44
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,243.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,694.46 Donate	Why is all the good stuff going to the toilet? Garfield, Star Wars... And yes, I wanted to laugh when Yoda started bouncing around with the lightsaber, but my dad was right next to me in the theater. Am I the only person who didn't like the song "Duel of the Fates"? Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

08-02-2004, 10:59 PM	#45
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,471.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,971.77 Donate	Probably. Anyways, I put SW:RotS as the 2nd topic in my blog.

08-03-2004, 10:15 AM	#46
Dolos Ekans Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mibu Posts: 477 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,091.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,591.00 Donate	It can hold three lightsabers? One with his foot now that is stupid.

08-03-2004, 10:56 AM	#47
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,684 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,507.87 Bank: 634.12 Total Points: 10,141.99 Donate	Grand Admiral Thrawn WAS badass. "Hmm... look at this picture... I'm such a ***ing genius that by seeing this I can pwn everyone." Thrawn kicked ass. Don't know much about Greivous, but if he runs around killing Jedi by the dozen he's gotta kick ass. And... ahem*, Erdawn, it was GRAND admiral. [/completeandtotalstarwarsnerd] The only way to redeem Episode III is by including Thrawn, Darth Vader, pwnage of Jedis, and... hmm... no droids. I swear, if I hear C-3P0 again... "Oh, I'm beside myself!" "Insert Lame Joke About Rolling that I can't remember!" Oh yeah. One more thing. If they have the Death Star, and destroy some crap with it. That would rock, because the only things we ever got to see annihilated was a hippy planet and some spaceships. Wait! Okay! I got it! Okay, Thrawn's commanding the Death Star and blowing crap up while Darth Vader's out pwning Jedi along with General Greivous. THAT would be a kickass Star Wars movie.

08-03-2004, 01:48 PM	#48
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,243.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,694.46 Donate	Unless I seriously misunderstood something, while the Death Star was there, it was incapable of blowing up planets during the beginning of its existence. Alderaan was the first planet the Death Star fried. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

08-04-2004, 12:06 AM	#49
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,684 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,507.87 Bank: 634.12 Total Points: 10,141.99 Donate	Errrrr... once its turret was built, it could blow planets up. WHERE IS IT WRITTEN IN STONE THAT ALDERAAN WAS THE FIRST HUH??? HUH???

08-04-2004, 02:47 AM	#51
ssorD Junior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: KIRBAY CHESAT#43434 Posts: 224 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,437.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,937.00 Donate	Why couldn't the second trilogy have a consistent villain, instead of making a new one every movie? Vader wouldn't be nearly as good of a villain if he died in A New Hope..

08-04-2004, 04:06 AM	#52
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 4 Thanked 45 Times in 39 Posts Points: 23,814.11 Bank: 788.45 Total Points: 24,602.56 Donate	Personally, I think that because Grievous is an alien, the fact he holds one of the lightsabers with his foot(and that fact that his lightsabers are tokens kept from dead Jedi wich hints that he actuall killed a **ing Jedi without one unless I'm mislead) makes him just damn awesome. That's three swords, and used in a much more conventional way than holding on in your mouth(coughRoronoaZorrocough). I am also aware that it was Grand Admiral Thrawn. And yes, he did rock some mean *. Anybody who can observe a species' art* and from that learn the battle-strategy and manneurismes is just King **** of all awesome. Yeah.

08-04-2004, 12:48 PM	#53
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,243.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,694.46 Donate	Here's some Flying Omelette forum suggestions people have made: Me: "Star Wars: Revenge of the Laughter Inducing Awful Movie Titles" Facilitypro: "Star Wars III: Heeeeere's Darth Vader" James FP: "Star Wars Episode III: It Was All a Dream...a Really Stupid Dream" and "Star Wars Episode III: Retcons Away!" cuttersDCut: "Star Wars Episode III: Sorry About the Last Two" Mercury Crusader: "Star Wars Episode III: Amazing CG Effects and the Lame Ass Script" sethrashnoo: "Star Wars Episode III: Kenny Rogers Ate George Lucas and Replaced Him Long Ago", "Star Wars Episode III: Michael Jackson's Final Frontier", and "Star Wars Episode III: When Owl Lamps Attack" (she had some other ones, but they were inside jokes with the forum) Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

08-04-2004, 05:58 PM	#55
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,471.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,971.77 Donate	So do I, but I want to see a better script, too.

08-05-2004, 10:33 PM	#57
ssorD Junior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: KIRBAY CHESAT#43434 Posts: 224 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,437.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,937.00 Donate	Oh my god, that's just weird. @_@

08-14-2004, 01:57 PM	#58
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 55 Times in 30 Posts Points: 37,255.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,755.04 Donate	Daniel: For some reason, I actually want to see it, even though it's probably gonna suck. I wish we'd get some more Dark Jedi like Darth Malak and Darth Revan.

08-17-2004, 01:39 PM	#59
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,420.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,920.00 Donate	Grievous just seems like one of those "seriously compensating for a lack of something" villains to me.

08-17-2004, 01:45 PM	#60
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,471.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,971.77 Donate	^Well, duh. He's a robot. Vader also seems like one of those villians, but he's still cool.