The official Trainwreck movies thread! Pick a crappy movie! - Page 11

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-06-2005, 09:00 PM

I don't know how, but I knew PM was going to say something like that.

Erdawn Il Deus · 08-06-2005, 09:22 PM

Funny. When I see Jamie Fox in those sunglasses I'm thinking of the fugliest she-male hooker with a bad case of lisp I can picture.

"Hey baby wasup want some sugah?"

**Sean P Kelly** · 08-11-2005, 03:03 PM

Last night, at the Red Eye screening, I saw a romantic comedy called "Just Like Heaven," which stars Reese Witherspoon and Mark Ruffalo.

I would usually excuse such a movie, however, in this movie, Reese Witherspoon is playing a friggin GHOST, who falls in love with the guy who moves into her old apartment.

Shoot me please.

Edit: The only redeaming factor of the trailer was Napolean Dynamite's John Heder as some sort of psychic/stoner guy

[ August 11, 2005, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Gimpy ]

Young Edsel · 08-11-2005, 05:04 PM

I saw Sky High a coulple days ago and it gets 3 monkeys out of 5

**Sean P Kelly** · 08-14-2005, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gimpy:
Last night, at the Red Eye screening, I saw a romantic comedy called "Just Like Heaven," which stars Reese Witherspoon and Mark Ruffalo.

I would usually excuse such a movie, however, in this movie, Reese Witherspoon is playing a friggin GHOST, who falls in love with the guy who moves into her old apartment.

Shoot me please.

Edit: The only redeaming factor of the trailer was Napolean Dynamite's John Heder as some sort of psychic/stoner guy

Look for yourself - http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamw...aven-tlr2.html

Edit: I just noticed that this a SECOND trailer for this movie (which is actually slightly better than the first).

The trailer I saw is this one - http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamw...ke_heaven.html

[ August 14, 2005, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Gimpy ]

Codiekitty · 08-15-2005, 10:07 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473377/

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Young Edsel · 08-15-2005, 11:32 AM

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH FREAK OUT!

X-3 · 08-15-2005, 12:07 PM

^^ Um, what the crap? Pac Man? At least we still have like, two more years till THAT happens.

I wonder what it'd be like.

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-15-2005, 12:25 PM

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Codiekitty · 08-17-2005, 10:00 AM

In a related story, March of the Penguins is kicking ass at the box office.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-17-2005, 03:08 PM

*kicks prediction machine*

**Sean P Kelly** · 08-17-2005, 05:16 PM

http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramo...rsmineandours/

Is Cheaper By The Dozen really worth ripping off?

Edit: Apparently, this is a remake of a 1968 movie. However, the original Cheaper By The Dozen was made in 1950, so there! It's a DOUBLE rip-off!

[ August 17, 2005, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: Gimpy ]

Young Edsel · 08-17-2005, 07:25 PM

Weird, one of those kids is black

The Dragon · 08-21-2005, 02:47 PM

Looks pathetic. Real pathetic. I've seen worse, of course we all have, but I wouldn't touch this film with a ten mile pole.

Quote:

Originally posted by Gimpy:
However, the original Cheaper By The Dozen was made in 1950.

Which was based off a novel from the 40's.

Quote:

Originally posted by panfan22:
Weird, one of those kids is black

...and looks like my friend Curtis. It's never a good thing when you can spot your friends in movies.

Bottom Line: Don't. Watch. Ever!

[ August 23, 2005, 03:51 PM: Message edited by: I am Dragonman ]

Blazing Sun · 10-14-2005, 11:05 AM

Shall I say the following:
Incredibles
Finding Nemo
Spy Kids 3D
Bug's Life
Lady and the Tramp
Elf
the old movie called,'Digimon the Movie'
Lilo and Stitch
Lilo and Stitch 2
and,towering above all of these is:

GARFIELD THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Klingon friend would say that everyone who made Garfield the Movie is a ****in' t'gla.

**Sean P Kelly** · 10-14-2005, 01:12 PM

^ How dare you say Pixar's animated films are trainwrecks!

Blazing Sun · 10-15-2005, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gimpy:
^ How dare you say Pixar's animated films are trainwrecks!

(human here) I did not suggest them my self. It was one of the people I had doing my blacklist. They suggested a ton of movies, so, don't blame me. I was only offering an excerpt from my 2-page blacklist.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 10-15-2005, 05:40 PM

The Pixar films weren't bad, actually. It was mainly aimed for kids, but still enjoyable to adults as well.

Same with the Disney movies.

Although, you are right about Spy Kids and Garfield.

And I can tell the "Chicken Little" is going to suck, after seeing the chararcters and their names;

Ex: There's Turkey Lurky, Morkubine Porcupine, Goosy Loosy and Foxy Loxy. Those are some pretty ****ty and unoriginal names.

[ October 15, 2005, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: Beam Yosho the Drunkard ]

**Sean P Kelly** · 10-15-2005, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beam Yosho the Drunkard:
And I can tell the "Chicken Little" is going to suck, after seeing the chararcter sand their names;

Ex: There's Turkey Lurky, Morkubine Porcupine, Goosy Loosy and Foxy Loxy. Those are some pretty ****ty and unoriginal names.

Umm....I presume you haven't read the original Chicken Little children's book. All the characters have names like that.

Erdawn Il Deus · 10-15-2005, 07:18 PM

Nice, Yosho. Nice. =P

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08-11-2005, 03:03 PM	#203
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,291 Thanks: 9 Thanked 44 Times in 34 Posts Points: 186,634.28 Bank: 87,527.80 Total Points: 274,162.08 Donate	Last night, at the Red Eye screening, I saw a romantic comedy called "Just Like Heaven," which stars Reese Witherspoon and Mark Ruffalo. I would usually excuse such a movie, however, in this movie, Reese Witherspoon is playing a friggin GHOST, who falls in love with the guy who moves into her old apartment. Shoot me please. Edit: The only redeaming factor of the trailer was Napolean Dynamite's John Heder as some sort of psychic/stoner guy [ August 11, 2005, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Gimpy ]

08-11-2005, 05:04 PM	#204
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08-15-2005, 11:32 AM	#207
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08-15-2005, 12:07 PM	#208
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08-15-2005, 12:25 PM	#209
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08-17-2005, 10:00 AM	#210
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08-17-2005, 03:08 PM	#211
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08-17-2005, 05:16 PM	#212
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,291 Thanks: 9 Thanked 44 Times in 34 Posts Points: 186,634.28 Bank: 87,527.80 Total Points: 274,162.08 Donate	http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramo...rsmineandours/ Is Cheaper By The Dozen really worth ripping off? Edit: Apparently, this is a remake of a 1968 movie. However, the original Cheaper By The Dozen was made in 1950, so there! It's a DOUBLE rip-off! [ August 17, 2005, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: Gimpy ]

08-17-2005, 07:25 PM	#213
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10-14-2005, 11:05 AM	#215
Blazing Sun Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Vulcan, Qo\'noS, and Earth Posts: 129 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,753.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,253.00 Donate	Shall I say the following: Incredibles Finding Nemo Spy Kids 3D Bug's Life Lady and the Tramp Elf the old movie called,'Digimon the Movie' Lilo and Stitch Lilo and Stitch 2 and,towering above all of these is: GARFIELD THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Klingon friend would say that everyone who made Garfield the Movie is a ***in' t'gla.*

10-14-2005, 01:12 PM	#216
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,291 Thanks: 9 Thanked 44 Times in 34 Posts Points: 186,634.28 Bank: 87,527.80 Total Points: 274,162.08 Donate	^ How dare you say Pixar's animated films are trainwrecks!

10-15-2005, 05:40 PM	#218
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,308.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,808.39 Donate	The Pixar films weren't bad, actually. It was mainly aimed for kids, but still enjoyable to adults as well. Same with the Disney movies. Although, you are right about Spy Kids and Garfield. And I can tell the "Chicken Little" is going to suck, after seeing the chararcters and their names; Ex: There's Turkey Lurky, Morkubine Porcupine, Goosy Loosy and Foxy Loxy. Those are some pretty ****ty and unoriginal names. [ October 15, 2005, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: Beam Yosho the Drunkard ]

10-15-2005, 07:18 PM	#220
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