The official Trainwreck movies thread! Pick a crappy movie! - Page 2 - VGF

OcarinaMan · 08-17-2004, 08:28 PM

Do NOT see PD2, unless you like predictable romantic "comedies".

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-18-2004, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Brandon2390 aka Switch C:
How the hell can you hate catwoman with Halle Berry's body in a tight latex suit?

Because I prefer Michelle Pfeiffer's body in a tight latex suit.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Dylan** · 08-18-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by Brandon2390 aka Switch C:
How the hell can you hate catwoman with Halle Berry's body in a tight latex suit?

They totally butchered Catwoman's character and her story. What makes her and other Batman villians so unique from Marvel villians and some other DC villians is that they have no superpowers.

And Halle Berry has saggy boobs. Anyone who watched You're A ****ing Moron #4 knows that.

~Dylan

Sim Kid · 08-18-2004, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by ^Alink... Bringer Of Apoclaypse:
Number 4 will be, TOILET TRAIN THE BABY BEFORE THE STENCH BUGS SOME OTHER COUNTRY AND THEY DECIDE TO KICK YOUR ROYAL RUMP.

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And why didn't they just hire the lady who did Lara Croft in the first tomb raider movie? Who was her name? Betty Boob? Betty Butt? Betty Boob and Betty Butt in the same Bimbo?

[ August 18, 2004, 11:20 PM: Message edited by: Sim Kid ]

Dolos Ekans · 08-20-2004, 09:34 PM

^Angelina Jolie I think that's her name.

Super Shy Guy · 08-27-2004, 05:39 PM

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-27-2004, 07:35 PM

^Yeah, I heard about that almost a year ago. Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert is perfect casting; I dunno about the movie as a whole though.

And remmeber, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

OcarinaMan · 08-28-2004, 06:03 PM

Hey, hey, hey!

Codiekitty · 08-28-2004, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dylan:
They totally butchered Catwoman's character and her story. What makes her and other Batman villians so unique from Marvel villians and some other DC villians is that they have no superpowers.

And Halle Berry has saggy boobs. Anyone who watched You're A ****ing Moron #4 knows that.

~Dylan

They gave her super powers in the movie? What kind? The ability to turn into a cat?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

JoeTheSnifit · 09-01-2004, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Wyborn:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Brandon2390 aka Switch C:
How the hell can you hate catwoman with Halle Berry's body in a tight latex suit?

Halle Berry's body double for the action sequences is actually a thin Vietnamese man.

So, every time you get excited during one of Catwoman's ass-kicking sessions, keep one thing in mind.

That's a man. </font>[/quote]Actually that is only one scene at the very end of the movie. It's only a split-second that he's onscreen.All her other stunt doubles are women.

[ September 01, 2004, 11:29 AM: Message edited by: 404 Ran Out Of Ideas For PDNs ]

Sim Kid · 09-12-2004, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by CodieKitty:
They gave her super powers in the movie? What kind? The ability to turn into a cat?

From what I heard about Catwoman, they gave her the super-power to deteriorate the quality of the movie whenever she talks.

(I didn't see it. I didn't want too)

Dolos Ekans · 09-30-2004, 03:02 PM

^ [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Super Shy Guy · 10-03-2004, 10:53 AM

From Conan:

Spider-Man 2 DVD:Never before seen footage::Catwoman DVD:Never before seen movie.

Sim Kid · 10-04-2004, 09:46 PM

Oh, and where's "Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie"? Unless they make it like the 1/10 episodes that are actually ANY good or funny. (Or aren't Spongebob laughing like the Joker got to him)

Super Shy Guy · 10-09-2004, 07:14 PM

Since T2K's not here, I'd like to add "Taxi" to the table.

Tonberry2k · 10-19-2004, 02:47 PM

I work at a movie theater now, and every time someone wants to see "Taxi", I die a little inside. Damn you, Queen Latifah.

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-19-2004, 07:48 PM

Unless there's a Christopher Lloyd or Danny DeVito cameo or something, I don't wanna hear about Taxi.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Super Shy Guy · 10-19-2004, 08:44 PM

The thing is, it's a "remake" of an old, actually good French film (the French can really make movies). So I feel bad that a quality film is bastardized by the likes of Jimmy Fallon and his fell horde.

Banned from VGF · 10-28-2004, 06:16 PM

The good thing about crappy movies is that you can just ignore the whole 90-minute movie and make out with your girlfriend instead

Erdawn Il Deus · 10-28-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Unless there's a Christopher Lloyd or Danny DeVito cameo or something, I don't wanna hear about Taxi.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Much to to the sake of unfortune, the former is dead.

Alas...

08-17-2004, 08:28 PM	#21
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 7,936.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,436.77 Donate	Do NOT see PD2, unless you like predictable romantic "comedies".

08-20-2004, 09:34 PM	#25
Dolos Ekans Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mibu Posts: 477 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,552.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,052.00 Donate	^Angelina Jolie I think that's her name.

08-27-2004, 05:39 PM	#26
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08-27-2004, 07:35 PM	#27
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08-28-2004, 06:03 PM	#28
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09-30-2004, 03:02 PM	#32
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10-03-2004, 10:53 AM	#33
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,729.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,229.00 Donate	From Conan: Spider-Man 2 DVD:Never before seen footage::Catwoman DVD:Never before seen movie.

10-04-2004, 09:46 PM	#34
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 33,000.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 33,500.04 Donate	Oh, and where's "Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie"? Unless they make it like the 1/10 episodes that are actually ANY good or funny. (Or aren't Spongebob laughing like the Joker got to him)

10-09-2004, 07:14 PM	#35
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,729.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,229.00 Donate	Since T2K's not here, I'd like to add "Taxi" to the table.

10-19-2004, 02:47 PM	#36
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 16,366.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 16,897.47 Donate	I work at a movie theater now, and every time someone wants to see "Taxi", I die a little inside. Damn you, Queen Latifah.

10-19-2004, 07:48 PM	#37
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,297 Thanks: 161 Thanked 740 Times in 479 Posts Points: 105,892.07 Bank: 942.27 Total Points: 106,834.35 Donate	Unless there's a Christopher Lloyd or Danny DeVito cameo or something, I don't wanna hear about Taxi. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

10-19-2004, 08:44 PM	#38
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,729.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,229.00 Donate	The thing is, it's a "remake" of an old, actually good French film (the French can really make movies). So I feel bad that a quality film is bastardized by the likes of Jimmy Fallon and his fell horde.

10-28-2004, 06:16 PM	#39
Banned from VGF Jackass Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jackassland Posts: 1,531 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,786.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,286.00 Donate	The good thing about crappy movies is that you can just ignore the whole 90-minute movie and make out with your girlfriend instead