The official Trainwreck movies thread! Pick a crappy movie! - Page 4

Super Shy Guy · 11-28-2004, 07:51 PM

Ugh. When is Mask 2 coming out?

DJ Ryan · 11-28-2004, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Carter, DEFENDER OF EARTH:
Movies are made on the principal that no one reads.

Sim Kid · 11-28-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Carter, DEFENDER OF EARTH:
Ugh. When is Mask 2 coming out?

Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Oh, and what about Racing Stripes? That one's a trainwreck movie. (Correction: Horsewreck movie)

[ November 28, 2004, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Thowachairatmi ]

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 12-01-2004, 04:26 PM

Why must they make another Mask? This one doesn't even have Jim Cary(sp?)

**Sean P Kelly** · 12-08-2004, 09:16 PM

First before I make any comments, I should note that I believe that there is really no such thing as a good or bad movie. It's all based on a single person's opinion.

That said, I shall answer the Mask 2 question.

The Mask 2, which is actually called "Son of the Mask" comes out at during one of the two "Garbage Dump" seasons of the movie viewing year on February 18, 2005. And, by the trailer, the movie looks quite bad.

The Yoshimaster · 12-11-2004, 03:08 PM

I find it hard to believe that Polar Express was a trainwreck. Everyone I know who has seen it says it's an excellent movie.

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-11-2004, 07:37 PM

I'm hearing pretty much 50-50 on Polar Express.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Banned from VGF · 12-15-2004, 01:13 PM

My family seen The Polar Express and they say that it's like a rollercoaster ride. Good thing they're showing it at IMAX

Sim Kid · 12-15-2004, 07:23 PM

My mom loved Polar Express. I personally think they should have waited until December instead of the middle of November.

EDIT: And has anyone who's seen The Polar Express noticed that Santa looks a little...thin? Maybe he went on the Atkins Diet.

**Sean P Kelly** · 12-16-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Sim Kid:
And has anyone who's seen The Polar Express noticed that Santa looks a little...thin? Maybe he went on the Atkins Diet.

Or maybe it's just cus he was played by Tom Hanks

Erdawn Il Deus · 12-17-2004, 12:04 AM

Reminds me to ask why Santa was so damn skinny in the Rudolph The Reindeer Special we all grew up with as a kid. Also, why he was such a ******* of a Santa. I mean what the hell was wrong with him???

Erdawn Il Deus · 12-17-2004, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by Erdawn Il Duce:
Reminds me to ask why Santa was so damn skinny in the Rudolph The Reindeer Special we all grew up with as a kid. Also, why he was such a ******* of a Santa. I mean what the hell was wrong with him???

EDIT-- Well, well, WELL...

Tonberry2k · 12-17-2004, 12:41 AM

Racing Stripes.

Not only does a zebra race against horses, bu the zebra is voiced my Frankie Muniz, and Jeff Foxworthy does the voice of a chicken.

How I hate you, Jeff Foxworthy...

Super Shy Guy · 12-17-2004, 01:13 PM

I hated Jeff Foxxworthy when I realized "you might be a redneck" jokes aren't funny.

ocarinagirl · 12-17-2004, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Aero-Dalton Imperial:
Not only does a zebra race against horses, bu the zebra is voiced my Frankie Muniz, and Jeff Foxworthy does the voice of a chicken.

The only "live action movie with talking animals" movie that actually worked was Babe. All the others can go to hell.

And yes, I'm really getting sick and tired of Jeff Foxworthy as well. Along with the whole "LOLOLO EYE AM I REDNECK LAFF AT MI, YA'LL HAHAHA LOLLERSKATES!!!1111oneoneone" thing that's apparently all the rage.

Someone else and I were arguing who was better: Jeff Foxworthy or Johnny Carson. And that's only because I said Carson pwnzorz any comic out there today. Plus, I had to stick up for a fellow Nebraskan, y'see. (This isn't really directed at my friend, but just to anyone who thinks Foxworthy is the end all, be all of comedians...)

Let me just say...Carson is a legend. Okay? A ****ing legend. He hosted the tonight show for decades. He's quite funny. He ranks right up there with Bob Hope, **** Van Dike and others. He is awesome. Saying that some two-bit redneck hack who uses a tired old bit that died four ****ing years ago in order to get laughs is better than CARSON is ****ing blasphemy. All right? It is a slap in the face to all comedians and comic lovers everywhere and it makes me angry inside. You don't have to think Foxworthy is funny just because you're a redneck too. That is such a sheeplike mentality. Pisses me off so much...

Foxworthy=Crap. Carson>>>>>>>>>>j00. Please stop quoting Foxworthy, for the love of crap. Just being a redneck is not funny, nor is it entertaining. You actually have to be funny. Stop being dumb and following a trend that really wasn't all that great to begin with, you whores.

*rant over*

[ December 17, 2004, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: Bad Andi ]

Sim Kid · 12-17-2004, 10:37 PM

Racing Stripes can not be done. It will suck. They seem to be putting a bunch of emphasis on the flies that are the two characters who crack either random jokes or jokes about what's going on.

And I'll bet that they fed those animals jars of Peanut Butter. Those directors should be arrested for cruelty to animals.

The Yoshimaster · 12-18-2004, 08:42 PM

Frankie Munez is on my list of "Top Five Celebrities I Hope Spontaneously Combust." Not only is he a ****ty actor, but he sucks as a real person too.

OcarinaMan · 12-20-2004, 11:20 PM

Racing Stripes might have possibly been a decent movie if they didn't have all those animals talk. Chewbacca didn't crack sarcastic jokes, and Star Wars turned out just fine. If God wanted animals to talk, he would have peanut butter grow in the wild.

[sage] · 12-28-2004, 01:53 AM

Racing stripes looks almost as bad as Soul plane and white chicks. Flight of the phoenix looks kick ass.

Brandon2390 · 12-28-2004, 02:30 AM

I thought White Chicks and Soul Plane were hillarious but Soul Plane was terrible. But thats another argument altogether.

11-28-2004, 07:51 PM	#61
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12-01-2004, 04:26 PM	#64
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12-08-2004, 09:16 PM	#65
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,350 Thanks: 9 Thanked 45 Times in 35 Posts Points: 196,122.68 Bank: 115,491.08 Total Points: 311,613.75 Donate	First before I make any comments, I should note that I believe that there is really no such thing as a good or bad movie. It's all based on a single person's opinion. That said, I shall answer the Mask 2 question. The Mask 2, which is actually called "Son of the Mask" comes out at during one of the two "Garbage Dump" seasons of the movie viewing year on February 18, 2005. And, by the trailer, the movie looks quite bad.

12-11-2004, 03:08 PM	#66
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12-15-2004, 07:23 PM	#69
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 55 Times in 30 Posts Points: 37,041.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,541.04 Donate	My mom loved Polar Express. I personally think they should have waited until December instead of the middle of November. EDIT: And has anyone who's seen The Polar Express noticed that Santa looks a little...thin? Maybe he went on the Atkins Diet.

12-17-2004, 12:04 AM	#71
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12-17-2004, 12:41 AM	#73
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 17,704.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 18,235.47 Donate	Racing Stripes. Not only does a zebra race against horses, bu the zebra is voiced my Frankie Muniz, and Jeff Foxworthy does the voice of a chicken. How I hate you, Jeff Foxworthy...

12-17-2004, 01:13 PM	#74
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,397.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,897.00 Donate	I hated Jeff Foxxworthy when I realized "you might be a redneck" jokes aren't funny.

12-17-2004, 10:37 PM	#76
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 55 Times in 30 Posts Points: 37,041.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,541.04 Donate	Racing Stripes can not be done. It will suck. They seem to be putting a bunch of emphasis on the flies that are the two characters who crack either random jokes or jokes about what's going on. And I'll bet that they fed those animals jars of Peanut Butter. Those directors should be arrested for cruelty to animals.

12-18-2004, 08:42 PM	#77
The Yoshimaster Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Forest of Illusion Gender: Posts: 1,165 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,726.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,226.00 Donate	Frankie Munez is on my list of "Top Five Celebrities I Hope Spontaneously Combust." Not only is he a ****ty actor, but he sucks as a real person too.

12-20-2004, 11:20 PM	#78
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,442.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,942.77 Donate	Racing Stripes might have possibly been a decent movie if they didn't have all those animals talk. Chewbacca didn't crack sarcastic jokes, and Star Wars turned out just fine. If God wanted animals to talk, he would have peanut butter grow in the wild.

12-28-2004, 01:53 AM	#79
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,066 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 33,945.48 Bank: 609.50 Total Points: 34,554.98 Donate	Racing stripes looks almost as bad as Soul plane and white chicks. Flight of the phoenix looks kick ass.

12-28-2004, 02:30 AM	#80
Brandon2390 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Connecticut Posts: 10,415 Thanks: 6 Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts Points: 41,659.98 Bank: 1,400.16 Total Points: 43,060.14 Donate	I thought White Chicks and Soul Plane were hillarious but Soul Plane was terrible. But thats another argument altogether.