The official Trainwreck movies thread! Pick a crappy movie! - Page 6

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 02-01-2005, 10:17 PM

Alright, time for an update;

The Pacifier. I believe it's a new Disney film...with Vin Diesel in it. Yeah.

[sage] · 02-01-2005, 10:33 PM

I thought flight of the phoenix looked interesting.

Jonathan Resop · 02-01-2005, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beam Yosho the Drunkard:
Alright, time for an update;

The Pacifier. I believe it's a new Disney film...with Vin Diesel in it. Yeah.

Dude, no, that looks funny. Seriously. There were some funny jokes in the preview. "Elf ambush." Hehe. I'm going to see it.

Trainwrecks should be limited to complete trash, like Son of the Mask and Sky Captain.

Ok, I'm also a closet Vin Diesel fan. Sue me. Heh.-jay

(XXX ruled)

Gumby, dammit · 02-02-2005, 07:32 AM

Okay, from the previews of SoM, the dog in the family got most of the attention, but a baby came along, dog finds an ancient mask, and he comes up with a plan to kill the baby or something.
Crap.

Yeah, the Pacifier looks funny. That doesn't belong in the topic. (( IMO ))

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-02-2005, 01:56 PM

^But then from the other preview of SoM, it's about the baby somehow having all of the Mask powers and the parents finding out/dealing.
But then from the other other preview, it's about Alan Cumming dressed up as a Norse jester trying to get the Mask back from the dog/dude/baby.

Which all adds up to one question: Why did they greenlight a Mask sequel 11 years later without any of the original cast or characters except Ben Stein?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Jonathan Resop · 02-02-2005, 02:04 PM

^$$$

-jay

Wonder Wario · 02-02-2005, 04:22 PM

Some things I don't get...

The baby does'nt need the mask to use it's powers... how did that possible?

Second, the dog has the mask on during the day in one scene... the mask IS'NT SUPPOSED TO WORK DURING THE DAY!!

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-02-2005, 04:43 PM

^^My question can also be interpreted as "What movie exec would think that such a sequel could possibly make money?"

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Koga · 02-02-2005, 08:01 PM

Diesel played in some good movies like Saving Private Ryan and Boiler Room. He's not a really good actor, though...

Jonathan Resop · 02-02-2005, 08:20 PM

People in Hollywood think every movie is capable of making a billion dollars.-jay

**Sean P Kelly** · 02-02-2005, 08:55 PM

Apparently (from what I've read in a review on AICN) that baby gets the Mask powers because he apparently was concieved while Jamie Kennedy was wearing the Mask (I don't even want to imagine that)

OcarinaMan · 02-02-2005, 09:01 PM

Ah, if only Mystery Science Theater 3000 was still around... We've got plenty of movies that are just begging for it...

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-03-2005, 12:15 PM

^^That's sorta what I figured, but all the previews make it look like Kennedy's character had never seen the Mask before his dog got it, which didn't happen until after the baby was born.
This serves to support my 3rd theory of idiocy:

Quote:

CaptHayfever's 3rd Theory of Idiocy:
The biggest idiots in Hollywood are not found in the studio executive offices, but in the marketing departments.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[ February 03, 2005, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: CaptHayfever ]

The Dragon · 02-05-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
This serves to support my 3rd theory of idiocy:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />CaptHayfever's 3rd Theory of Idiocy:
The biggest idiots in Hollywood are not found in the studio executive offices, but in the marketing departments.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" </font>[/quote]It's so true! They make the crappiest movies look remotely tolerable and the good ones crappy!

**Sean P Kelly** · 02-05-2005, 06:52 PM

If I'm saying it, it must be true. Add "Boogeyman" to this list.

I call this movie a wasted opportunity. The openning "scare" started out alright (seeing a robe getting up and start moving when the lights went out) but then turned really corny (father getting sucked into closet -- many times). Other scares were far and few between. Then just when it looked looked like the movie was picking up, it went into a noisy CGI-filled finale, in which has so many fast cuts it would make your head spin.

It looks like Sam Raimi's Ghost House Pictures is now 1-1 (or 0-2 if you didn't like The Grudge)

Erdawn Il Deus · 02-09-2005, 01:50 PM

I'd like to know how TBS made Incivincible look good.

DELICIOUS POISON · 02-13-2005, 11:31 AM

Anyone here mention the Haunting? High quality ****, right there. 2 friends and I saw it as the only people in the theatre. I climbed up the back of my seat, and made shadow puppets on the screen. We only went in because the flick we wanted to see was rated R, and Cinemark are a bunch of nazi bastards when it comes to id.

[ February 13, 2005, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: Pong Warrior ]

**Sean P Kelly** · 02-13-2005, 01:12 PM

^ Though The Haunting is my least favourite of the many haunted house movies I've seen, it's not all that bad a movie.

**Wyborn** · 02-20-2005, 02:51 PM

Constantine. Terrible. God. Die Keanu.

**Sean P Kelly** · 02-20-2005, 03:50 PM

^ No, Constantine is far from terrible.

Freddy Got Fingered is terrible.

Rollerball is terrble.

Gigli is terrible.

Constantine is a popcorn flick for entertaintment value (which I quite enjoyed)

Edit: This is why I don't like movie reviews. A good movie to someone is hated by someone else. There is no such think as a good or bad movie. It's just a matter of opinion.

[ February 20, 2005, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Gimpy ]

02-01-2005, 10:17 PM	#101
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[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,022 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 31,469.64 Bank: 552.04 Total Points: 32,021.68 Donate	I thought flight of the phoenix looked interesting.

02-02-2005, 07:32 AM	#104
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 14,436.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 15,070.96 Donate	Okay, from the previews of SoM, the dog in the family got most of the attention, but a baby came along, dog finds an ancient mask, and he comes up with a plan to kill the baby or something. Crap. Yeah, the Pacifier looks funny. That doesn't belong in the topic. (( IMO ))

02-02-2005, 01:56 PM	#105
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02-02-2005, 04:43 PM	#108
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02-02-2005, 08:01 PM	#109
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,093 Thanks: 104 Thanked 173 Times in 116 Posts Points: 105,704.41 Bank: 19,215.78 Total Points: 124,920.19 Donate	Diesel played in some good movies like Saving Private Ryan and Boiler Room. He's not a really good actor, though...

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OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 8,817.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,317.77 Donate	Ah, if only Mystery Science Theater 3000 was still around... We've got plenty of movies that are just begging for it...

02-05-2005, 06:52 PM	#115
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02-20-2005, 03:50 PM	#120
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,278 Thanks: 9 Thanked 43 Times in 33 Posts Points: 183,966.08 Bank: 76,198.22 Total Points: 260,164.30 Donate	^ No, Constantine is far from terrible. Freddy Got Fingered is terrible. Rollerball is terrble. Gigli is terrible. Constantine is a popcorn flick for entertaintment value (which I quite enjoyed) Edit: This is why I don't like movie reviews. A good movie to someone is hated by someone else. There is no such think as a good or bad movie. It's just a matter of opinion. [ February 20, 2005, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: Gimpy ]