The official Trainwreck movies thread! Pick a crappy movie! - Page 7

Super_Mario_1987 · 02-21-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Perrin Aybara:
People in Hollywood think every movie is capable of making a billion dollars.-jay

It's true what they think, but they're wrong most of the time. Look at some of those extremely crappy movies out there that were destined to become legendary movies.

X-3 · 02-21-2005, 05:56 PM

I am about to see "Are we there yet?". I will tell you how it is.

The Yoshimaster · 02-21-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by X-3 Prime: Echoes:
^Its about some guys who's ship crashed, so they do random stuf like dancing with monkeys....

Okay, so there isnt any monkeys, but..... It still looks bad.

P.S: I havent seen it so I dont know if they do anything "important" besides..... um, I dont know....

I saw it and I thought it was pretty good. At least, it was good compared to some of the other loaves Hollywood is pinching out.

OcarinaMan · 02-24-2005, 11:07 PM

"Are We There Yet?" sucks.

The darling little children are psychopathic hellbeasts, so you'd probably feel sorry for the person watching over them, but he's a retarded selfish, whining SOB.

Oh, and there's a CGI talking Satchel Paige bobblehead. WTF?

X-3 · 02-24-2005, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by ElfLad:
"Are We There Yet?" sucks.

The darling little children are psychopathic hellbeasts, so you'd probably feel sorry for the person watching over them, but he's a retarded selfish, whining SOB.

Oh, and there's a CGI talking Satchel Paige bobblehead. WTF?

I liked it....

[sage] · 02-25-2005, 12:27 AM

Most of the movies out look either ok or stupid. Looks like some good movies coming out though.

And personally Constantine looks cool

Gumby, dammit · 03-09-2005, 07:29 AM

Even though it's not out, I'd like to add 'Ice Princess' to the list.
It's a Disney (( I think )) movie about a math genius who learns to ice skate. It looks like another 'GIRL IS HATED UNTIL TEH END LOL' movie.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-09-2005, 01:36 PM

Thing is, I kinda like the idea behind Ice Princess, and I like Tractenberg, but the film still looks to be horrendous, if only for the utterly miserable dialogue I've heard in the trailer.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[sage] · 04-03-2005, 11:34 PM

She's pretty cute, but that doesn't make a movie worthwhile by any means.

hmm according to imdb.com, she's my age. Didn't know that.

JoeTheSnifit · 04-10-2005, 12:46 AM

Ya Ice Princess is pretty original, well if you mean original as the same movie done again but this time with ice skating. I see no need in these movies for the "nerd" girls who aren't even ugly to be made OMG SUPER POPULAR. PLus, it's just another teen girl disney bore-fest.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-10-2005, 12:09 PM

I meant the idea of using math to learn how to skate; I'm pretty sure that hasn't been done before.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Sean P Kelly** · 04-10-2005, 06:01 PM

Personally I loathe the cheesy tagline:
From small town Mathlete, To big time Athlete

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-10-2005, 08:19 PM

^Right, see, they cheesified it. Good concept, good cast, bad movie.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Tonberry2k · 04-10-2005, 10:07 PM

Lords of Dogtown. Discuss.

X-3 · 04-11-2005, 03:58 PM

Dogtown... Is that the movie with roller-blading?

I think it looks like crap.

Dark Magus · 04-11-2005, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by W.W. the Super-Stupid:
Next, Pixar will be makig a movie about talking food.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The Movie, anyone?

On a more serious subject, without a doubt the worst movies I've seen...

Having to sit through Master of Disguise and Guess Who? was absolutely painful. MoD was a given disaster of course, and whatever possessed me to see Guess Who must have had fun tormenting me. It was horrible. Don't know why I saw it in the first place.

The movies I've turned off without getting to the end were Sky Captain (Holy ****... I got maybe 15 minutes in and wanted to kill myself), Van Helsing (Three words: What the ****?), and Along Came Polly (Just.. no comment). Ugh.

**Sean P Kelly** · 04-12-2005, 04:34 PM

Everyone has different tastes in movies, but here's the bottom of the barrel for me:
Freddy Got Fingered - I don't know what was worse: seeing this movie or seeing this movie with a gift certificate I got for my 19th birthday. I know that some people out there justed love Tom Green's shock gags, but I wasn't one of them.l

Rollerball - I thought the movie looked cool in the trailers, however the movie was badly shot (an entire scene is in night-vision), the theatrical version is clearly editted from an R to PG-13, and I was glad when the movie was over.

Alexander - I didn't find this movie gosh darn awful like the above two, but when I am waiting for the movie to just end....well that's not a good thing.

Envy - I gave this movie the benefit of the doubt. I was wrong. I would have hated this movie if it wasn't for a funny performance by Christopher Walken.

Codiekitty · 04-12-2005, 09:53 PM

I know it wasn't released recently, but Alien Resurrection was the worst movie I saw last year. Clearly being pulled out of somebody's rear end (hey, so was Alien 3), a story that took two thirds of the movie to barely go anywhere (people wander around a space ship, fight some Aliens, wander around the space ship some more, fight some more Aliens, blahblahblah), and lame as hell dialogue/actions (like Ripley pulling out the Alien's internal mouth for no reason) all added up to a movie that not even Ron Pearlman could save.

Somebody once said "It actually wasn't that bad until the baby Alien was born and it looked like a reject from The Mummy". No, that's when the movie crashed and burned.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

[ April 12, 2005, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]

Erdawn Il Deus · 05-04-2005, 11:10 AM

Sky Captain was amazing.

I want to call XXX2 a trainwreck waiting to happen even though the movie is going to make millions off people who managed to somehow like the first one. Regardless, it looks like total crap.

And who wants to see Ice Cube as an action-star? WHO? DAMNIT!

Gumby, dammit · 05-07-2005, 02:48 PM

Splinter Cell- Not out until 2006.

I really can't see SC as a movie.

02-21-2005, 05:56 PM	#122
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02-24-2005, 11:07 PM	#124
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,035.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,535.77 Donate	"Are We There Yet?" sucks. The darling little children are psychopathic hellbeasts, so you'd probably feel sorry for the person watching over them, but he's a retarded selfish, whining SOB. Oh, and there's a CGI talking Satchel Paige bobblehead. WTF?

02-25-2005, 12:27 AM	#126
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,022 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 31,837.64 Bank: 552.04 Total Points: 32,389.68 Donate	Most of the movies out look either ok or stupid. Looks like some good movies coming out though. And personally Constantine looks cool

03-09-2005, 07:29 AM	#127
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 14,681.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 15,315.96 Donate	Even though it's not out, I'd like to add 'Ice Princess' to the list. It's a Disney (( I think )) movie about a math genius who learns to ice skate. It looks like another 'GIRL IS HATED UNTIL TEH END LOL' movie.

03-09-2005, 01:36 PM	#128
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04-03-2005, 11:34 PM	#129
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,022 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 31,837.64 Bank: 552.04 Total Points: 32,389.68 Donate	She's pretty cute, but that doesn't make a movie worthwhile by any means. hmm according to imdb.com, she's my age. Didn't know that.

04-10-2005, 12:46 AM	#130
JoeTheSnifit Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wouldnt , Youliketoknow Posts: 813 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,286.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,786.00 Donate	Ya Ice Princess is pretty original, well if you mean original as the same movie done again but this time with ice skating. I see no need in these movies for the "nerd" girls who aren't even ugly to be made OMG SUPER POPULAR. PLus, it's just another teen girl disney bore-fest.

04-10-2005, 12:09 PM	#131
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,586 Thanks: 188 Thanked 851 Times in 537 Posts Points: 112,532.07 Bank: 1,345.79 Total Points: 113,877.87 Donate	I meant the idea of using math to learn how to skate; I'm pretty sure that hasn't been done before. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

04-10-2005, 06:01 PM	#132
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,294 Thanks: 9 Thanked 44 Times in 34 Posts Points: 186,749.65 Bank: 87,527.80 Total Points: 274,277.45 Donate	Personally I loathe the cheesy tagline: From small town Mathlete, To big time Athlete

04-10-2005, 08:19 PM	#133
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,586 Thanks: 188 Thanked 851 Times in 537 Posts Points: 112,532.07 Bank: 1,345.79 Total Points: 113,877.87 Donate	^Right, see, they cheesified it. Good concept, good cast, bad movie. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

04-10-2005, 10:07 PM	#134
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 17,119.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 17,650.47 Donate	Lords of Dogtown. Discuss.

04-11-2005, 03:58 PM	#135
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,316 Thanks: 295 Thanked 328 Times in 244 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 16,937.61 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 16,937.61 Donate	Dogtown... Is that the movie with roller-blading? I think it looks like crap.

04-12-2005, 04:34 PM	#137
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,294 Thanks: 9 Thanked 44 Times in 34 Posts Points: 186,749.65 Bank: 87,527.80 Total Points: 274,277.45 Donate	Everyone has different tastes in movies, but here's the bottom of the barrel for me: Freddy Got Fingered - I don't know what was worse: seeing this movie or seeing this movie with a gift certificate I got for my 19th birthday. I know that some people out there justed love Tom Green's shock gags, but I wasn't one of them.l Rollerball - I thought the movie looked cool in the trailers, however the movie was badly shot (an entire scene is in night-vision), the theatrical version is clearly editted from an R to PG-13, and I was glad when the movie was over. Alexander - I didn't find this movie gosh darn awful like the above two, but when I am waiting for the movie to just end....well that's not a good thing. Envy - I gave this movie the benefit of the doubt. I was wrong. I would have hated this movie if it wasn't for a funny performance by Christopher Walken.

04-12-2005, 09:53 PM	#138
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 46,777.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,068,228.46 Donate	I know it wasn't released recently, but Alien Resurrection was the worst movie I saw last year. Clearly being pulled out of somebody's rear end (hey, so was Alien 3), a story that took two thirds of the movie to barely go anywhere (people wander around a space ship, fight some Aliens, wander around the space ship some more, fight some more Aliens, blahblahblah), and lame as hell dialogue/actions (like Ripley pulling out the Alien's internal mouth for no reason) all added up to a movie that not even Ron Pearlman could save. Somebody once said "It actually wasn't that bad until the baby Alien was born and it looked like a reject from The Mummy". No, that's when the movie crashed and burned. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! [ April 12, 2005, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]

05-04-2005, 11:10 AM	#139
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05-07-2005, 02:48 PM	#140
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 14,681.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 15,315.96 Donate	Splinter Cell- Not out until 2006. I really can't see SC as a movie.