The official Trainwreck movies thread! Pick a crappy movie! - Page 9

**Dylan** · 07-03-2005, 02:25 PM

How did one of his raps go again?

Quote:

I don't know what you heard about me
But a ***** can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a mother****ing P-I-M-P

...My God. A lyrical genius. John Lennon himself couldn't come up with something as great as that.

Get a grip.

~Dylan

Swordmaster Link · 07-03-2005, 08:03 PM

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Codiekitty · 07-03-2005, 09:15 PM

Maybe what Dragonman meant was that 50 Cent excels at what rappers do; make crappy music with halfassed lyrics.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Colin Greenwood · 07-03-2005, 09:33 PM

I'm not easily pleased!HAHAHAHA you said the word and!

Brandon2390 · 07-03-2005, 11:16 PM

Ignorance sucks. 50 Cent used to be alright in the Power of the Dollar days before he got famous. He used to talk about the world and crap, then he got famous and talked about PIMPing stuff.

And no, rap isnt gangster's rapping about guns and violence. Jesus, I hate stereotypes.

Koga · 07-04-2005, 04:58 AM

Face it, there are people who just don't like Hiphop/Rap, and rightly so, in my opinion. Musically and lyrically it pales in comparison to stuff from the 60s and 70s.

Brandon2390 · 07-04-2005, 11:40 AM

^Music in general pales compared to those eras.

It's still ignorance though, since I bet you haven't ever heard of Talib Kweli, Most Def, De La Soul, etc. you only have heard 50 cent, game, eminem, Ja Rule etc.

It is your opinion, but it isnt really valid if you haven't listened to at least the best that genre has to offer.

**Sean P Kelly** · 07-04-2005, 12:26 PM

OK, this is getting off topic.

So, how about that there movie Rebound? When is Martin Lawrence ever going to learn?

Brandon2390 · 07-04-2005, 01:23 PM

^It looks pretty funny actually.

Gumby, dammit · 07-04-2005, 05:15 PM

Bewitched.

Jonathan Resop · 07-04-2005, 06:32 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't call Rebound a trainwreck. I may go see it. Lawrence could save the movie all by himself. Plus funny adult lead + bunch of kids is usually good for a few laughs.-jay

The Yoshimaster · 07-05-2005, 02:21 AM

I saw the Dukes of Hazard trailer at the movies recently... I'm guessing it's based off something, so maybe's it's just because I don't get the reference, but the movie looks really, really bad.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 07-05-2005, 02:25 AM

^You've never heard of the Dukes of Hazzard?

**Dylan** · 07-05-2005, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Perrin Aybara:
Yeah, I wouldn't call Rebound a trainwreck. I may go see it. Lawrence could save the movie all by himself. Plus funny adult lead + bunch of kids is usually good for a few laughs.-jay

The only movies I saw that were able to pull that off were School Of Rock and Willy Wonka.

~Dylan

Tonberry2k · 07-05-2005, 10:03 AM

Ooh, here's a trainwreck; the new MTV studios movie "Hustle and Flow". The tagline is "Everybody gotta have a dream", for god's sakes.

Codiekitty · 07-05-2005, 12:08 PM

That Honeymooners movie looks like it's going to make fans of the show cry.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

**Dylan** · 07-05-2005, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aero-Dalton Imperial:
Ooh, here's a trainwreck; the new MTV studios movie "Hustle and Flow". The tagline is "Everybody gotta have a dream", for god's sakes.

It's hard to base a movie around "It's hard out here for a pimp." Why yes, it is hard out here for a pimp. Maybe that has something to do with the fact that pimping is illegal.

~Dylan

OcarinaMan · 07-05-2005, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dylan:
How did one of his raps go again?
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> I don't know what you heard about me
But a ***** can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a mother****ing P-I-M-P

...My God. A lyrical genius. John Lennon himself couldn't come up with something as great as that.
~Dylan </font>[/quote]Yeah, but I think that Bob Dylan is a bit better.

The Dragon · 07-07-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayFever:
[img]smile.gif[/img] Good one. I almost thought you meant it for a minute.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Wrong. I did mean it.

Quote:

Originally posted by Pious Augustus:
It's still ignorance though, since I bet you haven't ever heard of Talib Kweli, Most Def, De La Soul, etc.

Wrong again. I like every kind of music, except country and bluegrass. The joy of being an EPG is that almost everything is enjoyable. I think you meant Mos Def, without a "T."

It pains me to say this, because I do it all the time, but don't insult people because of their tastes in media.

OcarinaMan · 07-07-2005, 10:34 PM

Ford Prefect is a rapper?

07-03-2005, 08:03 PM	#162
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07-03-2005, 09:33 PM	#164
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07-03-2005, 11:16 PM	#165
Brandon2390 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Connecticut Posts: 10,416 Thanks: 6 Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts Points: 41,780.64 Bank: 1,428.17 Total Points: 43,208.81 Donate	Ignorance sucks. 50 Cent used to be alright in the Power of the Dollar days before he got famous. He used to talk about the world and crap, then he got famous and talked about PIMPing stuff. And no, rap isnt gangster's rapping about guns and violence. Jesus, I hate stereotypes.

07-04-2005, 04:58 AM	#166
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,095 Thanks: 104 Thanked 185 Times in 117 Posts Points: 107,875.07 Bank: 21,640.09 Total Points: 129,515.16 Donate	Face it, there are people who just don't like Hiphop/Rap, and rightly so, in my opinion. Musically and lyrically it pales in comparison to stuff from the 60s and 70s.

07-04-2005, 11:40 AM	#167
Brandon2390 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Connecticut Posts: 10,416 Thanks: 6 Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts Points: 41,780.64 Bank: 1,428.17 Total Points: 43,208.81 Donate	^Music in general pales compared to those eras. It's still ignorance though, since I bet you haven't ever heard of Talib Kweli, Most Def, De La Soul, etc. you only have heard 50 cent, game, eminem, Ja Rule etc. It is your opinion, but it isnt really valid if you haven't listened to at least the best that genre has to offer.

07-04-2005, 12:26 PM	#168
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07-04-2005, 01:23 PM	#169
Brandon2390 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Connecticut Posts: 10,416 Thanks: 6 Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts Points: 41,780.64 Bank: 1,428.17 Total Points: 43,208.81 Donate	^It looks pretty funny actually.

07-04-2005, 05:15 PM	#170
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07-04-2005, 06:32 PM	#171
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07-05-2005, 02:21 AM	#172
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07-05-2005, 02:25 AM	#173
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07-05-2005, 10:03 AM	#175
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 17,766.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 18,297.47 Donate	Ooh, here's a trainwreck; the new MTV studios movie "Hustle and Flow". The tagline is "Everybody gotta have a dream", for god's sakes.

07-05-2005, 12:08 PM	#176
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07-07-2005, 10:34 PM	#180
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,464.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,964.77 Donate	Ford Prefect is a rapper?