The official Trainwreck movies thread! Pick a crappy movie!

Tonberry2k · 07-27-2004, 01:42 PM

Now, Catwoman I knew would be bad. I mean, really. It looked like a huge POS.

A Cinderella Story is another teeniebopper crapfest. Any thoughts on these bombs of the week?

[ February 09, 2005, 10:23 PM: Message edited by: Aero-Dalton Imperial ]

A Genius · 07-27-2004, 02:43 PM

If someone makes a MST3K clone in the future, Catwoman would make a great candidate.

Cinderalla, however, was painful in every sense of the word.

-A Genius (I get a seizure just thinking about it.)

Super Shy Guy · 07-27-2004, 03:06 PM

Catwoman was going to be terrible no matter what. I could point out a ton of reasons why it's crappy, but I'm not in a geeky mood.

I heard that Jennifer Coolidge's performace(sdhe's the EVIL STEP-MOTHER!!11, she's also in Best in Show) is funny and the only worthwhile thign about that crappy film. Anything related to Hillary Duff is destined to suck, anyway. It's hard to feel bad for a supposedly tortured Cinderella-esque character when she drives a convertible all over the place.

Tonberry2k · 07-27-2004, 03:56 PM

If I ever met Hillary Duff I would set her on fire. Then I would truly be happy.

OcarinaMan · 07-27-2004, 06:01 PM

I wouldn't. Her suffering would have been too short. Why couldn't they put her in Abu Ghraib?

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-28-2004, 01:15 AM

I really feel sorry for Jennifer Coolidge. Why does she get stuck in lame parts like this?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ocarinagirl · 07-28-2004, 09:26 PM

^Probably after she became known as Stiffler's mom. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Don't forget Thunderbirds, people. I mean...Jesus Christ.

Tonberry2k · 07-28-2004, 11:43 PM

^ Ah, but that's not out yet. Rest assured there will be a topic when the time comes.

**Dylan** · 08-14-2004, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Comrade Carter:
It's hard to feel bad for a supposedly tortured Cinderella-esque character when she drives a convertible all over the place.

If Cinderella's driving a Mercedes convertible, I'd like to see what the stepsisters are driving.

A little flashy, I'd say...

~Dylan

Sim Kid · 08-15-2004, 03:05 PM

Where's "The Princess Diaries 2" and "Yu-Gi-Oh the movie"?

Sure, I'll probably see Yu-Gi-Oh just to see how crappy it is (And to get the Promo card which'll probably suck ass).

**Booyakasha** · 08-15-2004, 06:04 PM

I'd put 'King Arthur' on the list, but its suckitude is yesterday's news.

Dolos Ekans · 08-15-2004, 07:45 PM

(shudders) Yu-Gi-Oh! the movie is gonna be wanna be anime. (It's only animated by the original company. The story and dialogue is all gonna be written by 4Kids) And I haven't, and don't plan on, seeing Catwoman or A Cinderella Story as I plan on keeping my soul.

OcarinaMan · 08-15-2004, 10:33 PM

Sim Kid, you're right. Princess Diaries 2 sucked really badly, especially the "Mattress Surfing Kareoke Princess Pajama Party" scene.

JoeTheSnifit · 08-16-2004, 12:15 AM

I hate those stupid teen movies about some girl (Who's not even ugly so you can't even feel bad) Who has an awful life that likes this popular boy and they end up living happily ever after. Yep, I just explained all of them. I liked Catwoman, but it's definetly not as good as any of the Marvel movies. Yu-Gi-Oh? I despise japanimation so you don't want to get me started on this. Well that's my opinion, so get ready for some hate replies!

Sim Kid · 08-17-2004, 12:43 AM

I'm glad I haven't seen Princess Diaries 2, but I unfortunatley saw the first one. That one made about as much sense as proportions.

And it's Digi or Douglas-Sim kid's just my old PDN and my name on Runescape.

Brandon2390 · 08-17-2004, 05:59 PM

How the hell can you hate catwoman with Halle Berry's body in a tight latex suit?

Super Shy Guy · 08-17-2004, 06:02 PM

Because titties does not = quality.

**Wyborn** · 08-17-2004, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brandon2390 aka Switch C:
How the hell can you hate catwoman with Halle Berry's body in a tight latex suit?

Halle Berry's body double for the action sequences is actually a thin Vietnamese man.

So, every time you get excited during one of Catwoman's ass-kicking sessions, keep one thing in mind.

That's a man.

Sim Kid · 08-17-2004, 08:06 PM

Oh no, I just suddenley got an image of Princess Diaries 3.

Now she finds out that she has to get laid within 30 days or else her country will fall under the control of another country.

Why the hell did I suddenley think of that?

Alink - VCR Man. VCR. · 08-17-2004, 08:28 PM

Yeech. I can see that happening. Number 4 will be, TOILET TRAIN THE BABY BEFORE THE STENCH BUGS SOME OTHER COUNTRY AND THEY DECIDE TO KICK YOUR ROYAL RUMP.

er... yeah.

08-15-2004, 06:04 PM	#11
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,921 Thanks: 78 Thanked 382 Times in 241 Posts Points: 12,522.00 Bank: 28,896.88 Total Points: 41,418.88 Donate	I'd put 'King Arthur' on the list, but its suckitude is yesterday's news. __________________ Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president

07-27-2004, 01:42 PM	#1
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 17,145.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 17,676.47 Donate	Now, Catwoman I knew would be bad. I mean, really. It looked like a huge POS. A Cinderella Story is another teeniebopper crapfest. Any thoughts on these bombs of the week? [ February 09, 2005, 10:23 PM: Message edited by: Aero-Dalton Imperial ]

07-27-2004, 02:43 PM	#2
A Genius Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Place Posts: 2,657 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,824.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,324.00 Donate	If someone makes a MST3K clone in the future, Catwoman would make a great candidate. Cinderalla, however, was painful in every sense of the word. -A Genius (I get a seizure just thinking about it.)

07-27-2004, 03:06 PM	#3
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,114.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,614.00 Donate	Catwoman was going to be terrible no matter what. I could point out a ton of reasons why it's crappy, but I'm not in a geeky mood. I heard that Jennifer Coolidge's performace(sdhe's the EVIL STEP-MOTHER!!11, she's also in Best in Show) is funny and the only worthwhile thign about that crappy film. Anything related to Hillary Duff is destined to suck, anyway. It's hard to feel bad for a supposedly tortured Cinderella-esque character when she drives a convertible all over the place.

07-27-2004, 03:56 PM	#4
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 17,145.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 17,676.47 Donate	If I ever met Hillary Duff I would set her on fire. Then I would truly be happy.

07-27-2004, 06:01 PM	#5
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,045.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,545.77 Donate	I wouldn't. Her suffering would have been too short. Why couldn't they put her in Abu Ghraib?

07-28-2004, 01:15 AM	#6
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,605 Thanks: 191 Thanked 868 Times in 545 Posts Points: 112,851.80 Bank: 1,372.71 Total Points: 114,224.51 Donate	I really feel sorry for Jennifer Coolidge. Why does she get stuck in lame parts like this? And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

07-28-2004, 09:26 PM	#7
ocarinagirl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ehhh? What? Where am I?! Gender: Posts: 3,010 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,365.83 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,865.83 Donate	^Probably after she became known as Stiffler's mom. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Don't forget Thunderbirds, people. I mean...Jesus Christ.

07-28-2004, 11:43 PM	#8
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 17,145.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 17,676.47 Donate	^ Ah, but that's not out yet. Rest assured there will be a topic when the time comes.

08-15-2004, 03:05 PM	#10
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,380.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,880.04 Donate	Where's "The Princess Diaries 2" and "Yu-Gi-Oh the movie"? Sure, I'll probably see Yu-Gi-Oh just to see how crappy it is (And to get the Promo card which'll probably suck ass).

08-15-2004, 07:45 PM	#12
Dolos Ekans Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mibu Posts: 477 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,866.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,366.00 Donate	(shudders) Yu-Gi-Oh! the movie is gonna be wanna be anime. (It's only animated by the original company. The story and dialogue is all gonna be written by 4Kids) And I haven't, and don't plan on, seeing Catwoman or A Cinderella Story as I plan on keeping my soul.

08-15-2004, 10:33 PM	#13
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,045.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,545.77 Donate	Sim Kid, you're right. Princess Diaries 2 sucked really badly, especially the "Mattress Surfing Kareoke Princess Pajama Party" scene.

08-16-2004, 12:15 AM	#14
JoeTheSnifit Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wouldnt , Youliketoknow Posts: 813 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,299.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,799.00 Donate	I hate those stupid teen movies about some girl (Who's not even ugly so you can't even feel bad) Who has an awful life that likes this popular boy and they end up living happily ever after. Yep, I just explained all of them. I liked Catwoman, but it's definetly not as good as any of the Marvel movies. Yu-Gi-Oh? I despise japanimation so you don't want to get me started on this. Well that's my opinion, so get ready for some hate replies!

08-17-2004, 12:43 AM	#15
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,380.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,880.04 Donate	I'm glad I haven't seen Princess Diaries 2, but I unfortunatley saw the first one. That one made about as much sense as proportions. And it's Digi or Douglas-Sim kid's just my old PDN and my name on Runescape.

08-17-2004, 05:59 PM	#16
Brandon2390 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Connecticut Posts: 10,406 Thanks: 6 Thanked 21 Times in 17 Posts Points: 40,346.75 Bank: 1,148.62 Total Points: 41,495.37 Donate	How the hell can you hate catwoman with Halle Berry's body in a tight latex suit?

08-17-2004, 06:02 PM	#17
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,114.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,614.00 Donate	Because titties does not = quality.

08-17-2004, 08:06 PM	#19
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,380.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,880.04 Donate	Oh no, I just suddenley got an image of Princess Diaries 3. Now she finds out that she has to get laid within 30 days or else her country will fall under the control of another country. Why the hell did I suddenley think of that?

08-17-2004, 08:28 PM	#20
Alink - VCR Man. VCR. Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Behind The Wall Of Sleep. Gender: Posts: 768 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 4,872.99 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,872.99 Donate	Yeech. I can see that happening. Number 4 will be, TOILET TRAIN THE BABY BEFORE THE STENCH BUGS SOME OTHER COUNTRY AND THEY DECIDE TO KICK YOUR ROYAL RUMP. er... yeah.