Create a stupid idea for a movie or TV show

Sim Kid · 08-30-2004, 07:05 PM

A show about a bunch of fake wrestlers that attend a masked wrestling school run by fake masked wrestlers! Somehwat good animation but plots that can't even confuse a 3 year old and so vile it makes even 10-year-olds scream "KILL IT KILL IT".

Oh wait-They really did do that. I believe it's called "Mucha Lucha".

ANOTHER Reality TV show!

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-30-2004, 07:36 PM

A competition all about which girl looks the best after her entire body was surgically rebuilt and she voluntarily undergoes psychological training to reshape her personality.

I think most people here know that I was just describing "The Swan", which is without a doubt THE single most wretched, vile, horrible television program ever produced.

And remember, "Boy, the way Glenn Miller played..."

Sim Kid · 08-30-2004, 10:50 PM

A show where a group of Teenagers discover that they have inherited the legendary skill Alchemy-They can control metal and can even absorb it into their bodies and store it for further use. But a Crime organization also has discovered Alchemy and have also discovered the Phillosopher's stone (NOT Sorcerer's stone!) and then mass-produce it so that only Rich people can afford it. The rich people then use it to gain eternal youth and to convert lead into gold. This then causes inflation and throws the economy down the drain, and the teenage alchemists realize that the only way to reverse the effect Greed and Alchemy have had on their country is to go back in time and ensure the Phillosopher's stone never existed. They head off to an ancient shrine only Alchemists can go after days of research, and because of their inexperience in Alchemy, they accidentially destroy the flow of time so one day it's the Feudal era, 3 days it's 2,000 years into the future, and then another week, it's the present day, and the next minute it's the Civil-War era. Only the Alchemists are unaffected by the sudden-time wreck so the alchemists in the crime-organization keep following them. So they are tasked with repairing the thread of time they destroyed while trying to save the past and future from the greed created by the Phillosopher's stone. Eventually, they realize that they had woken an entity that had controlled time and space until the Alchemists sealed it up, when they wrecked the flow of time. And the entity has a grudge against the Alchemists and will try to make sure they never existed.

...No, that may actually turn out good if done right.

[ August 30, 2004, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: Sim Kid ]

Bomby · 08-31-2004, 01:32 PM

Jazzy Jeff of Bel Air...

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Actually, that might be pretty funny.

Everybody Nose · 08-31-2004, 05:59 PM

a FOX produced Reality show

Err....
Let's see, we take adam sandler, and we.....

THAT's EXCELLENT! We'll call it, Puppy Love

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-31-2004, 06:33 PM

That idea is awesome-o.

And remember, "M'm-a Mmmmm, mmmmmm mmm!"

X-3 · 08-31-2004, 07:47 PM

A show about a dog, that meets another dog, then anthother, then another, then another , then another, then anthoter. Then they all have to work together to defeat...... The evil......... Mail man!

JoeTheSnifit · 08-31-2004, 09:45 PM

A disturbing guy with freakishly large hair plays a card game with some equally disturbing hair mutants. Oh wait....that's Yu-Gi-Oh, this years anime' craze.

War-Prince 9 2.0 · 08-31-2004, 09:49 PM

Okay, you ake these reallame monster costumes, I mean things that wouldn't make it on the set of a godzilla movie back when they make destroy all monsters they were so stupid.

Then you take a bunch of teenage idiots, have them do sensless a brainless dance moves while pretending to be martial artists and put them in bright colored outfits.

Then throw in giant robots that insult gundam on the deepest of levels. Give them cheesy special effects and reuse the same scene over and over.

Now just change costumes, robot, and drop a few of he non existant I.Q. points from the plot every couple years and there you have it.

Wait...that sounds oddly familier....

Sim Kid · 08-31-2004, 10:19 PM

^For your sake that had BETTER not be Megas XLR you're talking about.

Ran dies: The series

**Booyakasha** · 08-31-2004, 10:50 PM

All right, here's my idea--you get a deserted island, and you hook up cameras all over the place. Then you get together a bunch of B-list celebrities of yesteryear who haven't had any decent work lately. Arm the celebs, ship them off to the island, and make 'em fight to the death. Last man standing gets a starring role in Quentin Tarantino/Oliver Stone/Martin Scorcese's next big project. That'd make a compelling hour of television, I don't care who you are.

Gamer Chris · 08-31-2004, 11:32 PM

^Damnit, that's an awesome idea. This is a topic for totally crappy ideas, man! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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~Gamer Chris

JoeTheSnifit · 09-01-2004, 11:04 AM

Ok, ok, Ok. Here's my idea. You lock 18 people in an extremely small apartment. There only food id the cokroaches and mice that also "live" there. The only liquid in the apartment is a cup of coffee, but they can't drink it or they don't win the million dollars. Everytime someone takes even a sip they get kicked out. The real twist is it's not coffee...it's tea.

Virtual Cat · 09-01-2004, 04:03 PM

Billy Joel: The Movie. It'll consist of nothing but car crash scene after car crash scene for 90 minutes.

The Carrot Top Show. 'Nuff said.

Sim Kid · 09-01-2004, 07:42 PM

THYNDERPYRAMID22XXXL.SEX the movie.

Gumby, dammit · 09-04-2004, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sim Kid:
^For your sake that had BETTER not be Megas XLR you're talking about.

Ran dies: The series

I think he was talking about Power Rangers.

All Grown Up: The Movie *Shudders*
That'd suck..

JoeTheSnifit · 09-04-2004, 11:47 PM

^They came close to The All Grown Up Movie, but it was called "Interview With A Campfire". Bad title, I doubt the kids will know about the pun.

A Genius · 09-05-2004, 01:48 PM

Bottle Cap Collectors: UMLIMETED

-A Genius (You know what'd seriously be awesome? A Mars Attack series. Most of you probably hate the movie, but I thought it was the shizz.)

Sim Kid · 09-05-2004, 02:07 PM

^^^Well it had better be Power Rangers for his sake.

Mucha Lucha: The movie

08-31-2004, 10:50 PM	#12
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08-30-2004, 07:05 PM	#2
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,277.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,777.04 Donate	A show about a bunch of fake wrestlers that attend a masked wrestling school run by fake masked wrestlers! Somehwat good animation but plots that can't even confuse a 3 year old and so vile it makes even 10-year-olds scream "KILL IT KILL IT". Oh wait-They really did do that. I believe it's called "Mucha Lucha". ANOTHER Reality TV show!

08-30-2004, 07:36 PM	#3
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08-30-2004, 10:50 PM	#4
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,277.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,777.04 Donate	A show where a group of Teenagers discover that they have inherited the legendary skill Alchemy-They can control metal and can even absorb it into their bodies and store it for further use. But a Crime organization also has discovered Alchemy and have also discovered the Phillosopher's stone (NOT Sorcerer's stone!) and then mass-produce it so that only Rich people can afford it. The rich people then use it to gain eternal youth and to convert lead into gold. This then causes inflation and throws the economy down the drain, and the teenage alchemists realize that the only way to reverse the effect Greed and Alchemy have had on their country is to go back in time and ensure the Phillosopher's stone never existed. They head off to an ancient shrine only Alchemists can go after days of research, and because of their inexperience in Alchemy, they accidentially destroy the flow of time so one day it's the Feudal era, 3 days it's 2,000 years into the future, and then another week, it's the present day, and the next minute it's the Civil-War era. Only the Alchemists are unaffected by the sudden-time wreck so the alchemists in the crime-organization keep following them. So they are tasked with repairing the thread of time they destroyed while trying to save the past and future from the greed created by the Phillosopher's stone. Eventually, they realize that they had woken an entity that had controlled time and space until the Alchemists sealed it up, when they wrecked the flow of time. And the entity has a grudge against the Alchemists and will try to make sure they never existed. ...No, that may actually turn out good if done right. [ August 30, 2004, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: Sim Kid ]

08-31-2004, 01:32 PM	#5
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08-31-2004, 05:59 PM	#6
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08-31-2004, 06:33 PM	#7
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,580 Thanks: 184 Thanked 850 Times in 536 Posts Points: 112,425.21 Bank: 1,345.79 Total Points: 113,771.01 Donate	That idea is awesome-o. And remember, "M'm-a Mmmmm, mmmmmm mmm!"

08-31-2004, 07:47 PM	#8
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,314 Thanks: 294 Thanked 328 Times in 244 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 16,829.10 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 16,829.10 Donate	A show about a dog, that meets another dog, then anthother, then another, then another , then another, then anthoter. Then they all have to work together to defeat...... The evil......... Mail man!

08-31-2004, 09:45 PM	#9
JoeTheSnifit Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wouldnt , Youliketoknow Posts: 813 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,283.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,783.00 Donate	A disturbing guy with freakishly large hair plays a card game with some equally disturbing hair mutants. Oh wait....that's Yu-Gi-Oh, this years anime' craze.

08-31-2004, 09:49 PM	#10
War-Prince 9 2.0 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 166 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,435.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,935.00 Donate	Okay, you ake these reallame monster costumes, I mean things that wouldn't make it on the set of a godzilla movie back when they make destroy all monsters they were so stupid. Then you take a bunch of teenage idiots, have them do sensless a brainless dance moves while pretending to be martial artists and put them in bright colored outfits. Then throw in giant robots that insult gundam on the deepest of levels. Give them cheesy special effects and reuse the same scene over and over. Now just change costumes, robot, and drop a few of he non existant I.Q. points from the plot every couple years and there you have it. Wait...that sounds oddly familier....

08-31-2004, 10:19 PM	#11
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,277.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,777.04 Donate	^For your sake that had BETTER not be Megas XLR you're talking about. Ran dies: The series

08-31-2004, 11:32 PM	#13
Gamer Chris Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Long Island, New York. Posts: 4,534 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,738.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,238.00 Donate	^Damnit, that's an awesome idea. This is a topic for totally crappy ideas, man! [img]tongue.gif[/img] --------------------------------- ~Gamer Chris

09-01-2004, 11:04 AM	#14
JoeTheSnifit Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wouldnt , Youliketoknow Posts: 813 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,283.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,783.00 Donate	Ok, ok, Ok. Here's my idea. You lock 18 people in an extremely small apartment. There only food id the cokroaches and mice that also "live" there. The only liquid in the apartment is a cup of coffee, but they can't drink it or they don't win the million dollars. Everytime someone takes even a sip they get kicked out. The real twist is it's not coffee...it's tea.

09-01-2004, 04:03 PM	#15
Virtual Cat Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The middle of no where (Also known as Iowa) Gender: Posts: 966 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 781.97 Bank: 520.20 Total Points: 1,302.17 Donate	Billy Joel: The Movie. It'll consist of nothing but car crash scene after car crash scene for 90 minutes. The Carrot Top Show. 'Nuff said.

09-01-2004, 07:42 PM	#16
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,277.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,777.04 Donate	THYNDERPYRAMID22XXXL.SEX the movie.

09-04-2004, 11:47 PM	#18
JoeTheSnifit Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wouldnt , Youliketoknow Posts: 813 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,283.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,783.00 Donate	^They came close to The All Grown Up Movie, but it was called "Interview With A Campfire". Bad title, I doubt the kids will know about the pun.

09-05-2004, 01:48 PM	#19
A Genius Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Place Posts: 2,657 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,799.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,299.00 Donate	Bottle Cap Collectors: UMLIMETED -A Genius (You know what'd seriously be awesome? A Mars Attack series. Most of you probably hate the movie, but I thought it was the shizz.)

09-05-2004, 02:07 PM	#20
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,277.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,777.04 Donate	^^^Well it had better be Power Rangers for his sake. Mucha Lucha: The movie