Vh1 and Their Awesomely Bad Picks

Everybody Nose · 10-15-2004, 10:17 PM

Can you believe this? I was watchin their "Awesomely Bad Dirty Songs" now don't get me wrong, SOME actually deserved to be on that list, but come on, the songs they were picking were as if someone had I don't know, picked a couple of sex songs and threw them out there.

C'mon, "Peaches And Cream", "Tonight", "Splash Waterfalls" and "Dip It Low" were great songs, not just songs but you know...
I can't stand the lists they come up with, like the "Awesomely Bad Songs Ever" had ****in "Sorry 2004" on there.
C'mon now, pick VERY bad songs, like "Right Thurr" or "Balla Baby" or possibly even "Flap Your Wings" (In other words 90% of Nelly and Chingy Songs because they= PITIFUL! Ollie could rap better than them.)

**Booyakasha** · 10-16-2004, 01:14 AM

I'm pretty sure 'You Spin Me Round (Right Round)' by Dead or Alive is the epitome of "awesomely bad". Not sure it's dirty; I mean, the song doesn't make sense any way you slice it, so you could make a compelling argument that it's some twisted sexual metaphor.

Nabooru98 · 10-16-2004, 04:24 PM

^That's one of the greatest songs ever....to me at least

EDIT: Except for the newer video of it. The lead singer used to be so hot. Now he looks like a freak [img]redface.gif[/img]

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-16-2004, 05:56 PM

Now he looks like a freak?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Booyakasha** · 10-16-2004, 08:49 PM

'You Spin Me Round' is brash and stupid, and it epitomises everything that was wrong with the music of the eighties. That being said, it remains one of my favourite songs ever. Entertainment value goes a long way, and 'You Spin Me Round' has it in spades.

Nabooru98 · 10-17-2004, 02:23 AM

^^yes, now. He used to be really good-looking. In my opinion of course [img]redface.gif[/img]

**Dylan** · 10-17-2004, 09:39 PM

While we're on the topic of VH1 sucking duck anus, I might as well throw my two cents in.

So the other day, I'm sittin' around watchin' VH1, hoping that Behind The Music: AC/DC will come on (It didn't. Stupidheads...). Instead, they showed Eminem's Greatest TV Moments or something silly like that.

At one point, when breaking to a commercial, the announcer-type guy said "Coming up: Eminem does Aerosmith a favor." as they showed a clip from Eminem's rip-off song's video "Sing For The Moment". It then cut to one of their Hollywood music "experts" (Half of which wouldn't know good music if it clubbed 'em in the face with a 12-iron.) who remarked "If I was Aerosmith, I would be thanking Eminem.".

At which point I sat straight up in my chair, jaw to the ground, and "WTF^^?!" racing through my mind. Now I'm no Hollywood music mogul, but shouldn't it be the other way around? I mean, I'm pretty sure Aerosmith didn't make a fortune off of Eminem's music, right? Wasn't it the other way around?

~Dylan

Damon King · 10-17-2004, 10:02 PM

Quote:

At which point I sat straight up in my chair, jaw to the ground, and "WTF^^?!" racing through my mind.

*Lucky Bob Voice* That is correct sir (HI YO!)

VH1 wouldn't know expertise if it rattled their nuts around for a minute straight.

Cornell J · 10-18-2004, 04:08 PM

HOW DO YOU NAME "PONY" A BAD DIRTY SONG?

That is the ****.

I do believe that is how my daughter was percieved.

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-18-2004, 07:08 PM

^Percieved? *stifles*

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Everybody Nose · 10-18-2004, 07:38 PM

^^ I do believe you mean "Conceived" because NahNah was singing that for a straight week after she announced the news to us.

Everybody Nose · 10-18-2004, 07:39 PM

DP! My bad!

[ October 18, 2004, 07:41 PM: Message edited by: Rubber Band Man: Gimme My Money ]

10-15-2004, 10:17 PM	#1
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10-16-2004, 01:14 AM	#2
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,915 Thanks: 78 Thanked 381 Times in 240 Posts Points: 12,401.03 Bank: 28,330.28 Total Points: 40,731.31 Donate	I'm pretty sure 'You Spin Me Round (Right Round)' by Dead or Alive is the epitome of "awesomely bad". Not sure it's dirty; I mean, the song doesn't make sense any way you slice it, so you could make a compelling argument that it's some twisted sexual metaphor.

10-16-2004, 04:24 PM	#3
Nabooru98 Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 11,767.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 12,267.00 Donate	^That's one of the greatest songs ever....to me at least EDIT: Except for the newer video of it. The lead singer used to be so hot. Now he looks like a freak [img]redface.gif[/img]

10-16-2004, 05:56 PM	#4
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10-16-2004, 08:49 PM	#5
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,915 Thanks: 78 Thanked 381 Times in 240 Posts Points: 12,401.03 Bank: 28,330.28 Total Points: 40,731.31 Donate	'You Spin Me Round' is brash and stupid, and it epitomises everything that was wrong with the music of the eighties. That being said, it remains one of my favourite songs ever. Entertainment value goes a long way, and 'You Spin Me Round' has it in spades.

10-17-2004, 02:23 AM	#6
Nabooru98 Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 11,767.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 12,267.00 Donate	^^yes, now. He used to be really good-looking. In my opinion of course [img]redface.gif[/img]

10-17-2004, 09:39 PM	#7
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,312 Thanks: 969 Thanked 970 Times in 444 Posts Points: 34,300.32 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 34,300.32 Donate	While we're on the topic of VH1 sucking duck anus, I might as well throw my two cents in. So the other day, I'm sittin' around watchin' VH1, hoping that Behind The Music: AC/DC will come on (It didn't. Stupidheads...). Instead, they showed Eminem's Greatest TV Moments or something silly like that. At one point, when breaking to a commercial, the announcer-type guy said "Coming up: Eminem does Aerosmith a favor." as they showed a clip from Eminem's rip-off song's video "Sing For The Moment". It then cut to one of their Hollywood music "experts" (Half of which wouldn't know good music if it clubbed 'em in the face with a 12-iron.) who remarked "If I was Aerosmith, I would be thanking Eminem.". At which point I sat straight up in my chair, jaw to the ground, and "WTF^^?!" racing through my mind. Now I'm no Hollywood music mogul, but shouldn't it be the other way around? I mean, I'm pretty sure Aerosmith didn't make a fortune off of Eminem's music, right? Wasn't it the other way around? ~Dylan

10-18-2004, 04:08 PM	#9
Cornell J Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,074 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 12,133.67 Bank: 358.60 Total Points: 12,492.27 Donate	HOW DO YOU NAME "PONY" A BAD DIRTY SONG? That is the ****. I do believe that is how my daughter was percieved.

10-18-2004, 07:08 PM	#10
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,580 Thanks: 184 Thanked 850 Times in 536 Posts Points: 112,433.21 Bank: 1,345.79 Total Points: 113,779.01 Donate	^Percieved? stifles And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

10-18-2004, 07:38 PM	#11
Everybody Nose All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,272 Thanks: 1,009 Thanked 681 Times in 395 Posts Points: 52,040.63 Bank: 687,682.83 Total Points: 739,723.46 Donate	^^ I do believe you mean "Conceived" because NahNah was singing that for a straight week after she announced the news to us.

10-18-2004, 07:39 PM	#12
Everybody Nose All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,272 Thanks: 1,009 Thanked 681 Times in 395 Posts Points: 52,040.63 Bank: 687,682.83 Total Points: 739,723.46 Donate	DP! My bad! [ October 18, 2004, 07:41 PM: Message edited by: Rubber Band Man: Gimme My Money ]