You are ****ing kidding me

Erdawn Il Deus · 11-19-2004, 11:54 PM

No seriously, this is too ****ing ridiculous to be real. It's got to be bull****, because it is -- a great, big, steaming was of radioactive bull****.

Yeah, this is a joke. Has to be.

It's also funny, because it;s dead-on.

[ November 19, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Erdawn Il Duce ]

c_jks · 11-20-2004, 12:08 AM

Why are you sending me to a porn site?

Erdawn Il Deus · 11-20-2004, 12:24 AM

Mary mother of christ.

...

http://www.datelinehollywood.com/sho...?articleID=340

That's the link I wanted to post.

...

The other link...

Had been copied or something, before I got on.

And good lord do I need some scotch and a kick to the face for not paying more attention.

Nabooru98 · 11-20-2004, 12:34 AM

yeah, it has to be a joke.

As for the link problem...

O_o

[sage] · 11-20-2004, 01:00 AM

That's stupider than suing over hot coffee or getting fat from mcdonalds.

How do you sue somebody for doing their job good?

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-20-2004, 01:34 AM

Or even for doing their grammar good?

It's called satire, folks.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Jonathan Resop · 11-20-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
It's called satire, folks.

And read A Modest Proposal while you're at it.-jay

Koga · 11-20-2004, 06:24 AM

Why would Disney even sue Pixar when all 6 movies Pizar has made so far have been released by Disney. I know that Pixar will leave Disney after their next film, but so far Disney should only be happy with Pixar's succes.

Tonberry2k · 11-20-2004, 11:16 AM

Gotta be fake. Check out the sidebar.

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Koga · 11-20-2004, 04:57 PM

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I liked this one the most.

Tonberry2k · 11-20-2004, 11:52 PM

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X-3 · 11-21-2004, 11:41 AM

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This is most likely fake, but if it isnt, then my message to my quote is......

Its bussiness, get over it.

11-19-2004, 11:54 PM	#1
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 4 Thanked 45 Times in 39 Posts Points: 23,767.11 Bank: 788.45 Total Points: 24,555.56 Donate	No seriously, this is too **ing ridiculous to be real. It's got to be bull, because it is -- a great, big, steaming was of radioactive bull*. Yeah, this is a joke. Has to be. It's also funny, because it;s dead*-on. [ November 19, 2004, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Erdawn Il Duce ]

11-20-2004, 12:08 AM	#2
c_jks Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sacramento, CA, USA Posts: 5,631 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,049.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,549.00 Donate	Why are you sending me to a porn site?

11-20-2004, 12:24 AM	#3
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 4 Thanked 45 Times in 39 Posts Points: 23,767.11 Bank: 788.45 Total Points: 24,555.56 Donate	Mary mother of christ. ... http://www.datelinehollywood.com/sho...?articleID=340 That's the link I wanted to post. ... The other link... Had been copied or something, before I got on. And good lord do I need some scotch and a kick to the face for not paying more attention.

11-20-2004, 12:34 AM	#4
Nabooru98 Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 12,082.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 12,582.00 Donate	yeah, it has to be a joke. As for the link problem... O_o

11-20-2004, 01:00 AM	#5
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,066 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 33,990.48 Bank: 621.69 Total Points: 34,612.17 Donate	That's stupider than suing over hot coffee or getting fat from mcdonalds. How do you sue somebody for doing their job good?

11-20-2004, 01:34 AM	#6
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,962.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,846.71 Donate	Or even for doing their grammar good? It's called satire, folks. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-20-2004, 06:24 AM	#8
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,095 Thanks: 104 Thanked 183 Times in 117 Posts Points: 107,818.07 Bank: 21,640.09 Total Points: 129,458.16 Donate	Why would Disney even sue Pixar when all 6 movies Pizar has made so far have been released by Disney. I know that Pixar will leave Disney after their next film, but so far Disney should only be happy with Pixar's succes.

11-20-2004, 11:52 PM	#11
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 17,728.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 18,259.47 Donate	Me too.