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X-3 · 01-28-2005, 04:18 PM

A Metroid Movie has been "Anounced". I hope it does not turn up like a certin movie that was based on a plumer, but was pure CRAP.

Yes, I'm talking about Super Mario Bros: The Movie.

Most VG movies, I my opion, suck.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-28-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by me:
SMB was a good movie.
It was just a terrible adaptation.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[ January 29, 2005, 01:05 AM: Message edited by: CaptHayfever ]

Codiekitty · 01-28-2005, 05:05 PM

Kind of like Wild Wild West. If you can ignore the fact it's a historian's nightmare, it really isn't that bad of a movie. Independence Day, Men in Black, and I, Robot all kick its ass, but it was still many times better than, say, Alien Resurrection (sorry, I couldn't think of any garbage Will Smith movies I've seen).

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

[ January 28, 2005, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]

Gumby, dammit · 01-28-2005, 06:16 PM

Bloodrayne: The movie's (( Crappy )) plot:

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In eighteenth century Romania, Rayne, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire), prone to fits of blind blood rage but saddled with a compunction for humans, strives to avenge her mother's rape by her father, Kagan, King of Vampires. Two vampire hunters, Sebastian and Vladimir, from the Brimstone Society persuade her to join their cause.

I thought Rayne was a agent who killed Nazis in the game. Not someone out for revenge.

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Originally posted by X-3 Prime: Echoes:
A Metroid Movie has been "Anounced". I hope it does not turn up like a certin movie that was based on a plumer, but was pure CRAP.

Yes, I'm talking about Super Mario Bros: The Movie.

Most VG movies, I my opion, suck.

Speaking of the Metroid movie, how much you wanna bet they're going to make Samus a guy, or completely forget about Samus and make it a super soldier or a robot or something, who has to rescue a retarded bimbo who was somehow hired as a bounty hunter?
I know, Samus isn't a bimbo, but you know how movies get. Hell, I bet if they make a Halo movie they'll put in midevil ages.

[ January 28, 2005, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: 10th Star ]

Koga · 01-28-2005, 06:46 PM

I thought Bad Boys 2 was a pretty bad Will Smith movie.

Codiekitty · 01-28-2005, 07:13 PM

I said garbage Will Smith movie's I've seen. I've never seen Bad Boys 2.

But I just now remembered Men in Black 2 (how I forgot about that pile of dirty socks, I don't know). Yeah, I guess that could have substituted for Alien Resurrection in my earlier post.

I quit watching Resurrection about thirty minutes into it because my parents asked me to go out to eat. I accepted and had no problem turning off the movie. I didn't put it back into the player for another two weeks, and had to force myself to finish watching. Not even Ron Perlman could save that turkey.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Mariosrpg89 · 01-28-2005, 08:24 PM

I've never even heard of the damn game...

Personally I thought the Resident Evil movies were ok, and I'm a huge fan. I can't wait for Silent Hill, either.

c_jks · 01-29-2005, 04:43 PM

*sigh* Let's count them out, shall we?

Super Mario Brothers
Street Fighter
Double Dragon
Mortal Combat (1, 2, 3)
House of the Dead
Resident Evil (1, 2)
Metroid
Alone in the Dark
Spy Hunter
Silent Hill
Bloodrayne
Doom

I'm sure I missed one or two, but yeah...this has become an era of video game movies.

Codiekitty · 02-02-2005, 07:02 PM

Leno said Alone in the Dark was doing poorly.

"That's why it's called Alone in the Dark. Because if you're watching it, you're alone, and in the dark."

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

ADVENTURE BUS · 02-03-2005, 10:13 PM

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I thought that Bad Boys 2 was a bad Will Smith Moive

That movie was pretty damn good if you ask me.

Koga · 02-04-2005, 07:41 AM

Th humorous bits were ok, but the action sequences were far too long and chaotic. It's the type of film that you are looking at a car chase for 10 minutes and halfway you can't remember why there is a chase in the first place.

OcarinaMan · 02-04-2005, 10:55 AM

When is "Asteroids" coming out. Man, I loved that little ship...

Gumby, dammit · 02-05-2005, 07:56 AM

^ Close, but a rumor's going around that Uwe Boll is working on a Pac Man movie, having him be obssesed with power pellets with the ghosts after him. Did I mention the rumor included that this would be Live Action?

Codiekitty · 02-05-2005, 03:43 PM

What about Pong?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

X-3 · 02-05-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by 10th Star:
Bloodrayne: The movie's (( Crappy )) plot: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />In eighteenth century Romania, Rayne, a dhampir (half-human, half-vampire), prone to fits of blind blood rage but saddled with a compunction for humans, strives to avenge her mother's rape by her father, Kagan, King of Vampires. Two vampire hunters, Sebastian and Vladimir, from the Brimstone Society persuade her to join their cause.

I thought Rayne was a agent who killed Nazis in the game. Not someone out for revenge.</font>[/quote]You're right.

01-28-2005, 04:18 PM	#21
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 8,944 Thanks: 257 Thanked 264 Times in 197 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,813.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,813.70 Donate	A Metroid Movie has been "Anounced". I hope it does not turn up like a certin movie that was based on a plumer, but was pure CRAP. Yes, I'm talking about Super Mario Bros: The Movie. Most VG movies, I my opion, suck.

01-28-2005, 05:05 PM	#23
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 175 Times in 120 Posts Points: 42,872.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,323.46 Donate	Kind of like Wild Wild West. If you can ignore the fact it's a historian's nightmare, it really isn't that bad of a movie. Independence Day, Men in Black, and I, Robot all kick its ass, but it was still many times better than, say, Alien Resurrection (sorry, I couldn't think of any garbage Will Smith movies I've seen). Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! [ January 28, 2005, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]

01-28-2005, 06:46 PM	#25
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,093 Thanks: 104 Thanked 177 Times in 119 Posts Points: 104,115.41 Bank: 17,752.41 Total Points: 121,867.82 Donate	I thought Bad Boys 2 was a pretty bad Will Smith movie.

01-28-2005, 07:13 PM	#26
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 175 Times in 120 Posts Points: 42,872.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,323.46 Donate	I said garbage Will Smith movie's I've seen. I've never seen Bad Boys 2. But I just now remembered Men in Black 2 (how I forgot about that pile of dirty socks, I don't know). Yeah, I guess that could have substituted for Alien Resurrection in my earlier post. I quit watching Resurrection about thirty minutes into it because my parents asked me to go out to eat. I accepted and had no problem turning off the movie. I didn't put it back into the player for another two weeks, and had to force myself to finish watching. Not even Ron Perlman could save that turkey. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

01-28-2005, 08:24 PM	#27
Mariosrpg89 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Mario's Pad Gender: Posts: 3,191 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 10,920.56 Bank: 541.43 Total Points: 11,461.99 Donate	I've never even heard of the damn game... Personally I thought the Resident Evil movies were ok, and I'm a huge fan. I can't wait for Silent Hill, either.

01-29-2005, 04:43 PM	#28
c_jks Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Sacramento, CA, USA Posts: 5,631 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,826.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,326.00 Donate	sigh Let's count them out, shall we? Super Mario Brothers Street Fighter Double Dragon Mortal Combat (1, 2, 3) House of the Dead Resident Evil (1, 2) Metroid Alone in the Dark Spy Hunter Silent Hill Bloodrayne Doom I'm sure I missed one or two, but yeah...this has become an era of video game movies.

02-02-2005, 07:02 PM	#29
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 175 Times in 120 Posts Points: 42,872.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,323.46 Donate	Leno said Alone in the Dark was doing poorly. "That's why it's called Alone in the Dark. Because if you're watching it, you're alone, and in the dark." Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

02-04-2005, 07:41 AM	#31
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,093 Thanks: 104 Thanked 177 Times in 119 Posts Points: 104,115.41 Bank: 17,752.41 Total Points: 121,867.82 Donate	Th humorous bits were ok, but the action sequences were far too long and chaotic. It's the type of film that you are looking at a car chase for 10 minutes and halfway you can't remember why there is a chase in the first place.

02-04-2005, 10:55 AM	#32
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 7,618.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,118.77 Donate	When is "Asteroids" coming out. Man, I loved that little ship...

02-05-2005, 07:56 AM	#33
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 13,587.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 14,221.96 Donate	^ Close, but a rumor's going around that Uwe Boll is working on a Pac Man movie, having him be obssesed with power pellets with the ghosts after him. Did I mention the rumor included that this would be Live Action?

02-05-2005, 03:43 PM	#34
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 175 Times in 120 Posts Points: 42,872.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,323.46 Donate	What about Pong? Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!