Star Wars 3 spoilers galore! - Page 4

Ike · 06-18-2005, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Galefore:FF9 Obsessed.:
Anakin was burned in that movie, so shouldn't he have charred skin in episode six when he reveals himself?

Dude, Anakin had like, 25 years for the skin to heal. Sure it didn't heal all the way, but he had enough blisters on his face to let you know that something happened to him. Plus, 25 years under a helmet with no sun will turn your skin a freakishly white color.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 06-18-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by Galefore:FF9 Obsessed.:
And another thing was the fact that they trashed Dooku way to early.

No, Dooku was a pansy.

Erdawn Il Deus · 06-19-2005, 02:30 AM

**** you Dooku was a pansy. Dooku was one of the most talented practicioners of lightsaber combat in the whole galaxy - I doubt he would have survived a full out battle with Mace Windu (and we all seened that Yoda could have raped him) but having Anakin beat him so easily in lightsabersmanship(wtf) was absolutely ridiculous. I don't care how much he's improved.

Dooku practices what, if I remember, is Form II of the Seven Forms of Lightsaber combat - which is to say, a Form excludingly dedicated to superior talent in wielding a lightsaber, sort of like fencing, Renaissance ****. It is the most deadly Form just because most Jedi, at that period, were favoring Force over lightsabers (or in the case of every Jedi-related fatality on Geonosis, using Form 6(I think), which is to say diplomacy over a trained body). The Sith used Form II explicitly to ass-rape every Jedi they met, and Dooku was the highest master of that Form. Bull**** Anakin killed him that easily, and that he left the movie that fast. Lucas is a flaming retard.

And in the case of Palpatine faking it - I doubt he was faking it before Anakin walked in. When Windu backed Palpatine up against the window-sill, he was ****ed. When Anakin walked in, it caused a distraction, giving him the upper-hand - and through the whole Force lighting-ing on Windu, he was faking it completely.

Rawr. Fft.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 06-19-2005, 11:21 AM

Well, I disliked Dooku, so I was thrilled to see him gone so fast.

Dark Magus · 06-19-2005, 12:40 PM

I loved how the aliens from the trade federation were all asians.

Gumby, dammit · 06-19-2005, 02:25 PM

Did anyone else notice that Palpatine was holding his lightsaber like a baseball player sometimes in the movie?

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 06-19-2005, 06:52 PM

Shine Dude · 06-21-2005, 12:36 PM

Palpatines face looked so weird when he fought Yoda. He was weird.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 06-21-2005, 02:27 PM

He was ugly is what you mean.

[ June 21, 2005, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: Knuckles173 ]

Shine Dude · 06-21-2005, 06:55 PM

HIS TEETH! HIS TEETH!

Gumby, dammit · 06-21-2005, 10:49 PM

^^ See? He's holding his lightsaber like a baseball bat!

Koga · 06-22-2005, 04:34 AM

Well, this was long, long time ago so today's baseball players are holding their bat like Sidious holds his lightsabre.

Galefore · 06-27-2005, 04:19 PM

I went to camp, and had to deal with Palpatine and Chewbacca impressions all week long. They also had some nutcase Yoda imatator who didn't even talk backwards. If I hear one more person say, "I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE" in a rasping, creepy voice while twisting thier faces one more time, I'll shoot myself.

Koga · 06-27-2005, 04:36 PM

A friend of mine does an awesome Watto impersonation. I do a pretty good Yoda.

Shine Dude · 06-28-2005, 10:34 AM

I can do a good...me impression. I'm not very good with them.

Galefore · 06-28-2005, 01:30 PM

My nephew thinks he's Obi-Wan, so every time I walk near the five year old Jedi wannabe, he sticks his hand out and says "FORCE POWER!", thinking he can move the chair and hit me with it. He also has the habit of hitting me with a plastic lightsaber. It bothers me.

On the subject of Grievous, he was too overconfident, which is why he lost so easily. After defeating padawans and Jedi Knights, he thought Jedi Masters were just as easy, and four arms could whoop even Yoda, so his overconfidence was his downfall. Plus he really was a freaking wuss.

Dooku was quite skilled in Lightsabre combat, but he too had a slight Ego problem. His only fault was he thought that Anakin was still weak. Plus he lost both of his arms, so even if Anakin hadn't killen him, what would he have done?

Palpatine was the Babe Ruth of lightsabers. His main tactic was "look creepy so I can freak them out enough to make 'em run away", which never worked, but who cares. He defeated Yoda, barely, but still defeated him. However, he would have lost if they were fighting on solid ground. Yoda lost because he fell, not because his skills were weak. You saw how he blasted Palpatine into the wall like he was a feather.

"Blast Yoda?! YODA BLAST BACK!!!"

06-19-2005, 02:30 AM	#63
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 2,985 Thanks: 4 Thanked 45 Times in 39 Posts Points: 23,138.27 Bank: 757.83 Total Points: 23,896.10 Donate	**** you Dooku was a pansy. Dooku was one of the most talented practicioners of lightsaber combat in the whole galaxy - I doubt he would have survived a full out battle with Mace Windu (and we all seened that Yoda could have raped him) but having Anakin beat him so easily in lightsabersmanship(wtf) was absolutely ridiculous. I don't care how much he's improved. Dooku practices what, if I remember, is Form II of the Seven Forms of Lightsaber combat - which is to say, a Form excludingly dedicated to superior talent in wielding a lightsaber, sort of like fencing, Renaissance **. It is the most deadly Form just because most Jedi, at that period, were favoring Force over lightsabers (or in the case of every Jedi-related fatality on Geonosis, using Form 6(I think), which is to say diplomacy over a trained body). The Sith used Form II explicitly to ass-rape every Jedi they met, and Dooku was the highest master of that Form. Bull Anakin killed him that easily, and that he left the movie that fast. Lucas is a flaming retard. And in the case of Palpatine faking it - I doubt he was faking it before Anakin walked in. When Windu backed Palpatine up against the window-sill, he was **ed. When Anakin walked in, it caused a distraction, giving him the upper-hand - and through the whole Force lighting-ing on Windu, he was faking it completely. Rawr. Fft.

06-19-2005, 11:21 AM	#64
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 88,170.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 126,870.13 Donate	Well, I disliked Dooku, so I was thrilled to see him gone so fast.

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Shine Dude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Mizzou Gender: Posts: 3,965 Thanks: 81 Thanked 83 Times in 67 Posts Points: 9,306.71 Bank: 192,280.39 Total Points: 201,587.10 Donate	Palpatines face looked so weird when he fought Yoda. He was weird.

06-21-2005, 02:27 PM	#69
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 88,170.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 126,870.13 Donate	He was ugly is what you mean. [ June 21, 2005, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: Knuckles173 ]

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Shine Dude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Mizzou Gender: Posts: 3,965 Thanks: 81 Thanked 83 Times in 67 Posts Points: 9,306.71 Bank: 192,280.39 Total Points: 201,587.10 Donate	HIS TEETH! HIS TEETH!

06-21-2005, 10:49 PM	#71
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 14,667.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 15,301.96 Donate	^^ See? He's holding his lightsaber like a baseball bat!

06-22-2005, 04:34 AM	#72
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,093 Thanks: 104 Thanked 173 Times in 116 Posts Points: 106,316.41 Bank: 20,391.94 Total Points: 126,708.35 Donate	Well, this was long, long time ago so today's baseball players are holding their bat like Sidious holds his lightsabre.

06-27-2005, 04:19 PM	#73
Galefore Gunjinkeeper Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On board their beautiful ship Gender: Posts: 5,810 Thanks: 693 Thanked 405 Times in 303 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,101.89 Bank: 21,191.53 Total Points: 23,293.41 Donate	I went to camp, and had to deal with Palpatine and Chewbacca impressions all week long. They also had some nutcase Yoda imatator who didn't even talk backwards. If I hear one more person say, "I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE" in a rasping, creepy voice while twisting thier faces one more time, I'll shoot myself.

06-27-2005, 04:36 PM	#74
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,093 Thanks: 104 Thanked 173 Times in 116 Posts Points: 106,316.41 Bank: 20,391.94 Total Points: 126,708.35 Donate	A friend of mine does an awesome Watto impersonation. I do a pretty good Yoda.

06-28-2005, 10:34 AM	#75
Shine Dude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Mizzou Gender: Posts: 3,965 Thanks: 81 Thanked 83 Times in 67 Posts Points: 9,306.71 Bank: 192,280.39 Total Points: 201,587.10 Donate	I can do a good...me impression. I'm not very good with them.

06-28-2005, 01:30 PM	#76
Galefore Gunjinkeeper Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On board their beautiful ship Gender: Posts: 5,810 Thanks: 693 Thanked 405 Times in 303 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,101.89 Bank: 21,191.53 Total Points: 23,293.41 Donate	My nephew thinks he's Obi-Wan, so every time I walk near the five year old Jedi wannabe, he sticks his hand out and says "FORCE POWER!", thinking he can move the chair and hit me with it. He also has the habit of hitting me with a plastic lightsaber. It bothers me. On the subject of Grievous, he was too overconfident, which is why he lost so easily. After defeating padawans and Jedi Knights, he thought Jedi Masters were just as easy, and four arms could whoop even Yoda, so his overconfidence was his downfall. Plus he really was a freaking wuss. Dooku was quite skilled in Lightsabre combat, but he too had a slight Ego problem. His only fault was he thought that Anakin was still weak. Plus he lost both of his arms, so even if Anakin hadn't killen him, what would he have done? Palpatine was the Babe Ruth of lightsabers. His main tactic was "look creepy so I can freak them out enough to make 'em run away", which never worked, but who cares. He defeated Yoda, barely, but still defeated him. However, he would have lost if they were fighting on solid ground. Yoda lost because he fell, not because his skills were weak. You saw how he blasted Palpatine into the wall like he was a feather. "Blast Yoda?! YODA BLAST BACK!!!"