Star Wars 3 spoilers galore!

Tonberry2k · 02-24-2005, 09:18 PM

http://www.lewed.net/ep3/index.html

**Booyakasha** · 02-24-2005, 09:43 PM

An anonymous source unconnected to the movie industry has revealed that Episode III will feature, and I quote, 'levels of suck-itude unprecedented in the history of cinema'.

Asked to comment on these allegations, George Lucas took what appeared to be a small bottle of cyanide capsules out of the pocket of his ever-present flannel shirt. He looked at the bottle for a long moment before putting it away again; he then shook his head sadly and walked off alone down the street. Eyewitnesses report he was crying.

[ February 24, 2005, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ]

OcarinaMan · 02-24-2005, 11:03 PM

I promised myself I wouldn't look at spoilers this time... so I won't!

Erdawn Il Deus · 02-27-2005, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu:
Asked to comment on these allegations, George Lucas took what appeared to be a small bottle of cyanide capsules out of the pocket of his ever-present flannel shirt. He looked at the bottle for a long moment before putting it away again; he then shook his head sadly and walked off alone down the street. Eyewitnesses report he was crying.

I'd say Lucas is probably laughing [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Codiekitty · 03-27-2005, 12:30 PM

I don't care to look at that spoilers page, but did Lucas take that theory about why Darth Vader's on life support and make it a reality? Because I bought a box of Pop-tarts yesterday with Vader on it, the Pop-tarts are themed after lava (flame sprinkles, red icing and Pop-tart, lava related name) and it has a picture on it of Anakin and Obi-wan fighting on a platform suspended over a sea of lava.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

The Yoshimaster · 03-27-2005, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu:

Asked to comment on these allegations, George Lucas took what appeared to be a small bottle of cyanide capsules out of the pocket of his ever-present flannel shirt. He looked at the bottle for a long moment before putting it away again; he then shook his head sadly and walked off alone down the street. Eyewitnesses report he was crying.

Hell, if I ruined one of the greatest movie series of all time, I'd choke down some cyanide without hesitation.

Ike · 03-28-2005, 05:14 PM

Dammit! Why'd you have to post the spoilers? Now I looked at them and know exactly what's coming. That's no fun.

Parrakarry · 04-08-2005, 06:05 PM

I already read the novel, so I looked at the spoilers. They're accurate in terms of the book... pretty much.

The Yoshimaster · 05-07-2005, 04:49 PM

Not to bump a stickied topic (if that's possible), but people at my school are hopeful about Episode III. Dangerously hopeful. I wonder if the movie will let them all down... but then, I'm pretty sure they're basing their hopes on the movie's special effects, which probably will be good, but won't save the movie if it's a complete disaster.

OcarinaMan · 05-07-2005, 08:32 PM

HUGE SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!

Ep. III reveals that Vader is Luke's dad. (!)

Tonberry2k · 05-08-2005, 10:26 AM

OH, SNAP!

CB007 · 05-09-2005, 04:46 PM

Getting quite a few good reviews so far.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_3/

N Kong · 05-13-2005, 04:31 PM

Damn spoilers! I can't believe I looked.I guess I'll just have to whack myself on the head with a baseball bat until I forget what I saw.

Dusty · 05-14-2005, 07:23 PM

Most of these I already guessed at or assumed based on the commercials.

imported_Andrew · 05-18-2005, 07:56 PM

There's a rumor going around (in my school- so it' probably not true, I just want to confirm it with you all) that they're making 3 more Star Wars movies, and Lucas's son is directing them (does he even have a son?). I googled it and didn't come up with anything, I just want to know if anyone else has heard this BS.

CB007 · 05-18-2005, 08:56 PM

There's always rumors going around about more Star Wars movies, but I haven't heard anything credible.

Parrakarry · 05-19-2005, 01:27 PM

Lucas originally intended to make a series of nine movies... god only knows if that vision will become a reality. And if it does, I sure hope he bases the last three after Timothy Zahn's trilogy... [img]smile.gif[/img]

CB007 · 05-19-2005, 04:17 PM

Saw the movie today and I thought it was excellent, especially the second half. But then, I don't hate Eps 1 and 2 the way a lot of people do....

**Booyakasha** · 05-19-2005, 06:34 PM

My sources indicate that Lucas is not planning on making a third trilogy. They do indicate, however, that he's strongly considering making an hour-long Star Wars television series, detailing stories unrelated to the events of the films.

Erdawn Il Deus · 05-19-2005, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Parrakarry:
Lucas originally intended to make a series of nine movies... god only knows if that vision will become a reality. And if it does, I sure hope he bases the last three after Timothy Zahn's trilogy... [img]smile.gif[/img]

I like the way you think, but the original cast is too far gone. I say he should let other directors take their shot (not any director willy-nilly, of course) at his discretion. Like with the books.

Frankly, I want to see some movies in the Old Republican days.

02-24-2005, 09:43 PM	#2
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,880 Thanks: 77 Thanked 366 Times in 233 Posts Points: 11,639.74 Bank: 24,663.21 Total Points: 36,302.95 Donate	An anonymous source unconnected to the movie industry has revealed that Episode III will feature, and I quote, 'levels of suck-itude unprecedented in the history of cinema'. Asked to comment on these allegations, George Lucas took what appeared to be a small bottle of cyanide capsules out of the pocket of his ever-present flannel shirt. He looked at the bottle for a long moment before putting it away again; he then shook his head sadly and walked off alone down the street. Eyewitnesses report he was crying. [ February 24, 2005, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu ] __________________ Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president

02-24-2005, 09:18 PM	#1
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 16,863.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 17,394.47 Donate	http://www.lewed.net/ep3/index.html

02-24-2005, 11:03 PM	#3
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 8,818.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,318.77 Donate	I promised myself I wouldn't look at spoilers this time... so I won't!

03-27-2005, 12:30 PM	#5
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 45,990.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,067,441.46 Donate	I don't care to look at that spoilers page, but did Lucas take that theory about why Darth Vader's on life support and make it a reality? Because I bought a box of Pop-tarts yesterday with Vader on it, the Pop-tarts are themed after lava (flame sprinkles, red icing and Pop-tart, lava related name) and it has a picture on it of Anakin and Obi-wan fighting on a platform suspended over a sea of lava. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

03-28-2005, 05:14 PM	#7
Ike Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,672 Thanks: 7 Thanked 164 Times in 114 Posts Points: 9,392.38 Bank: 225,913.10 Total Points: 235,305.48 Donate	Dammit! Why'd you have to post the spoilers? Now I looked at them and know exactly what's coming. That's no fun.

04-08-2005, 06:05 PM	#8
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,683 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,054.81 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 9,652.36 Donate	I already read the novel, so I looked at the spoilers. They're accurate in terms of the book... pretty much.

05-07-2005, 04:49 PM	#9
The Yoshimaster Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Forest of Illusion Gender: Posts: 1,166 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,655.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,155.00 Donate	Not to bump a stickied topic (if that's possible), but people at my school are hopeful about Episode III. Dangerously hopeful. I wonder if the movie will let them all down... but then, I'm pretty sure they're basing their hopes on the movie's special effects, which probably will be good, but won't save the movie if it's a complete disaster.

05-07-2005, 08:32 PM	#10
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 8,818.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,318.77 Donate	HUGE SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!! Ep. III reveals that Vader is Luke's dad. (!)

05-08-2005, 10:26 AM	#11
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 16,863.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 17,394.47 Donate	OH, SNAP!

05-09-2005, 04:46 PM	#12
CB007 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 72 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 750.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,250.00 Donate	Getting quite a few good reviews so far. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_3/

05-13-2005, 04:31 PM	#13
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Location Gender: Posts: 987 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 1,197.47 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,197.47 Donate	Damn spoilers! I can't believe I looked.I guess I'll just have to whack myself on the head with a baseball bat until I forget what I saw.

05-14-2005, 07:23 PM	#14
Dusty Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Under your bed Posts: 205 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,863.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,363.00 Donate	Most of these I already guessed at or assumed based on the commercials.

05-18-2005, 07:56 PM	#15
imported_Andrew Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,470.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,970.00 Donate	There's a rumor going around (in my school- so it' probably not true, I just want to confirm it with you all) that they're making 3 more Star Wars movies, and Lucas's son is directing them (does he even have a son?). I googled it and didn't come up with anything, I just want to know if anyone else has heard this BS.

05-18-2005, 08:56 PM	#16
CB007 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 72 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 750.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,250.00 Donate	There's always rumors going around about more Star Wars movies, but I haven't heard anything credible.

05-19-2005, 01:27 PM	#17
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,683 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 9,054.81 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 9,652.36 Donate	Lucas originally intended to make a series of nine movies... god only knows if that vision will become a reality. And if it does, I sure hope he bases the last three after Timothy Zahn's trilogy... [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-19-2005, 04:17 PM	#18
CB007 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 72 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 750.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,250.00 Donate	Saw the movie today and I thought it was excellent, especially the second half. But then, I don't hate Eps 1 and 2 the way a lot of people do....

05-19-2005, 06:34 PM	#19
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,880 Thanks: 77 Thanked 366 Times in 233 Posts Points: 11,639.74 Bank: 24,663.21 Total Points: 36,302.95 Donate	My sources indicate that Lucas is not planning on making a third trilogy. They do indicate, however, that he's strongly considering making an hour-long Star Wars television series, detailing stories unrelated to the events of the films.