An idea I had... - VGF

Smarmy Vent · 03-14-2007, 12:15 AM

I had a brilliant idea today. It's a movie, a screenplay. It revolves around some magical kingdom where people, instead of fighting, DANCE! Imagine. Big gang wars fought through dance-offs. That would pwn so much.

This is how I imagined the opening scene...

Some dudes are throwing dice in an alley. Suddenly, some other dudes wearing tailor-made suits walk by. "Hey, this is OUR turf." "Oh yeah?"

That's when the music kicks in. Booka-boo-SNAP-booka boo-SNAP. The guys are lining up, snapping their fingers, when a pimpish dude with a silvery suit and a gilded cane walks in. Each step he takes, he steps forward, then kneels down, then gets back up, then takes the next step. Booka-boo-SNAP-booka boo-SNAP. He's all like, "Yo, my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, foo!*"

Then, another guy descends from above (preferably held by cables) and lands in front of the dice-throwing gang. He's like, "Hayell no." So, they get ready for a dance-off.

The bad guy steps forward, telling his guys to stand down and let him do the work. He does a few slick dance moves, and ends with an air-hump. As he does so, a sniper-shot can be heard and one of the men on the opposite side falls over. He humps the air a few more times, KOing the opposition. However, the good guy still stands. "You've got some righteous grooves." Then, he does some even AWESOMER dance moves, ending by swing his arm around. The bad guy's minions are blown away, sent flying through the air like those dudes in the Matrix or something.

Now, it's just the two of them. They stare each other down, as the music picks up...

Actually, that's all I've got. It probably sounds like crap, but in my mind it's an absolute WORK OF ART. I wish I could somehow produce such a pwnish movie and show it to you all.

*=crappy reference to a song

SephirothKirby · 03-14-2007, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Some dudes are throwing dice in an alley.

Dungeons and Dragons...?

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-14-2007, 07:54 AM

It sounds like a Revolutionary idea.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-14-2007, 11:00 AM

A) Wasn't that the plot of You Got Served (and the subsequent South Park parody)?
B) Zipped & shipped to the Movies forum.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Koga · 03-14-2007, 11:18 AM

Looks like you said and did everything I wanted to say and do, CH.

Bomby · 03-14-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

A) Wasn't that the plot of You Got Served (and the subsequent South Park parody)?

No, it was Breakin'.

Irby · 03-14-2007, 12:35 PM

Bomby · 03-14-2007, 12:38 PM

I have a really good idea for a movie. It seemed original at first but after a while I kind of realized it was like Punch Drunk Love and In the Mood for Love (althugh to be fair I had this idea before I ever saw the latter film). But it will still pwn if I can get Larenz Tate to take the lead role.

SephirothKirby · 03-14-2007, 03:37 PM

I still wish to know if they were playing D&D.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-14-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby Digital

No, it was Breakin'.

What about Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Bomby · 03-14-2007, 05:42 PM

^ No, that was when Da Mayor (Booooo!!!) came to make Breakdancing illegal (Hisssss) but then Mario van Peebles (Yaaaay!!) kicked a copacetic rhyme that converted Da Mayor into a certified hip hop head.

Smarmy Vent · 03-14-2007, 06:30 PM

I've never even seen that movie. This is my awesome, original idea.

03-14-2007, 12:15 AM	#1
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03-14-2007, 07:54 AM	#3
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03-14-2007, 11:00 AM	#4
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03-14-2007, 11:18 AM	#5
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,093 Thanks: 104 Thanked 176 Times in 118 Posts Points: 104,324.41 Bank: 17,752.41 Total Points: 122,076.82 Donate	Looks like you said and did everything I wanted to say and do, CH.

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03-14-2007, 03:37 PM	#9
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03-14-2007, 05:42 PM	#11
Bomby All I Ever Wanted Was To Pick Apart the Day & Put the Pieces Back Together My Way Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: The People's Republic of Madison, WI Gender: Posts: 14,694 Thanks: 202 Thanked 445 Times in 313 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 3,792.41 Bank: 1,932,597.03 Total Points: 1,936,389.44 Donate	^ No, that was when Da Mayor (Booooo!!!) came to make Breakdancing illegal (Hisssss) but then Mario van Peebles (Yaaaay!!) kicked a copacetic rhyme that converted Da Mayor into a certified hip hop head.

03-14-2007, 06:30 PM	#12
Smarmy Vent The night is darkest just before the dawn. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham Gender: Posts: 12,626 Thanks: 726 Thanked 1,135 Times in 598 Posts Points: 194.29 Bank: 115,877.15 Total Points: 116,071.44 Donate	I've never even seen that movie. This is my awesome, original idea.