An idea I had...

Valigarmander · 03-14-2007, 12:15 AM

I had a brilliant idea today. It's a movie, a screenplay. It revolves around some magical kingdom where people, instead of fighting, DANCE! Imagine. Big gang wars fought through dance-offs. That would pwn so much.

This is how I imagined the opening scene...

Some dudes are throwing dice in an alley. Suddenly, some other dudes wearing tailor-made suits walk by. "Hey, this is OUR turf." "Oh yeah?"

That's when the music kicks in. Booka-boo-SNAP-booka boo-SNAP. The guys are lining up, snapping their fingers, when a pimpish dude with a silvery suit and a gilded cane walks in. Each step he takes, he steps forward, then kneels down, then gets back up, then takes the next step. Booka-boo-SNAP-booka boo-SNAP. He's all like, "Yo, my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, foo!*"

Then, another guy descends from above (preferably held by cables) and lands in front of the dice-throwing gang. He's like, "Hayell no." So, they get ready for a dance-off.

The bad guy steps forward, telling his guys to stand down and let him do the work. He does a few slick dance moves, and ends with an air-hump. As he does so, a sniper-shot can be heard and one of the men on the opposite side falls over. He humps the air a few more times, KOing the opposition. However, the good guy still stands. "You've got some righteous grooves." Then, he does some even AWESOMER dance moves, ending by swing his arm around. The bad guy's minions are blown away, sent flying through the air like those dudes in the Matrix or something.

Now, it's just the two of them. They stare each other down, as the music picks up...

Actually, that's all I've got. It probably sounds like crap, but in my mind it's an absolute WORK OF ART. I wish I could somehow produce such a pwnish movie and show it to you all.

*=crappy reference to a song

Dio Brando · 03-14-2007, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Some dudes are throwing dice in an alley.

Dungeons and Dragons...?

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-14-2007, 07:54 AM

It sounds like a Revolutionary idea.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-14-2007, 11:00 AM

A) Wasn't that the plot of You Got Served (and the subsequent South Park parody)?
B) Zipped & shipped to the Movies forum.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Koga · 03-14-2007, 11:18 AM

Looks like you said and did everything I wanted to say and do, CH.

Bomby · 03-14-2007, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

A) Wasn't that the plot of You Got Served (and the subsequent South Park parody)?

No, it was Breakin'.

Irby · 03-14-2007, 12:35 PM

Bomby · 03-14-2007, 12:38 PM

I have a really good idea for a movie. It seemed original at first but after a while I kind of realized it was like Punch Drunk Love and In the Mood for Love (althugh to be fair I had this idea before I ever saw the latter film). But it will still pwn if I can get Larenz Tate to take the lead role.

Dio Brando · 03-14-2007, 03:37 PM

I still wish to know if they were playing D&D.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-14-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby Digital

No, it was Breakin'.

What about Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Bomby · 03-14-2007, 05:42 PM

^ No, that was when Da Mayor (Booooo!!!) came to make Breakdancing illegal (Hisssss) but then Mario van Peebles (Yaaaay!!) kicked a copacetic rhyme that converted Da Mayor into a certified hip hop head.

Valigarmander · 03-14-2007, 06:30 PM

I've never even seen that movie. This is my awesome, original idea.

03-14-2007, 12:15 AM	#1
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03-14-2007, 07:54 AM	#3
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03-14-2007, 11:00 AM	#4
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03-14-2007, 11:18 AM	#5
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03-14-2007, 03:37 PM	#9
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03-14-2007, 05:42 PM	#11
Bomby The Man Who Sold the World Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,267 Thanks: 215 Thanked 629 Times in 409 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,169.57 Bank: 2,879,406.64 Total Points: 2,892,576.22 Donate	^ No, that was when Da Mayor (Booooo!!!) came to make Breakdancing illegal (Hisssss) but then Mario van Peebles (Yaaaay!!) kicked a copacetic rhyme that converted Da Mayor into a certified hip hop head.

03-14-2007, 06:30 PM	#12
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,130 Thanks: 844 Thanked 1,429 Times in 690 Posts Points: 388.22 Bank: 117,084.15 Total Points: 117,472.37 Donate	I've never even seen that movie. This is my awesome, original idea.