Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" script

**Dr. Horrible** · 07-09-2008, 02:57 PM

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The Joker · 07-09-2008, 03:26 PM

X-3 · 07-09-2008, 04:19 PM

Great stuff. Which one of the internets do we hack?

Rolls-Royce Man · 07-09-2008, 06:26 PM

I may have to make that explosion sometime.

Dumbledore · 07-09-2008, 06:44 PM

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Joker unleashes an all-out barrage of missles, like the biggest f*cking missles you will ever see.

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A series of quick shots showing Bruce gearing up: putting on the boots, slapping on the gloves, a quick glance across those beautiful pecs.

Aww yeah.

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We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack.

Thanks for pointing that out.

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Rachel streches against the open hood. The camera zooms in on her naked torso. It luxuriates on her toned stomach. Up it goes. Then down. Then up again. Slowly... slowly... Now counter-clockwise.

Pervert.

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-09-2008, 07:04 PM

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Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo.

Are you sure this is by Michael Bay, & not Robert Hamburger?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

1-up salesman · 07-09-2008, 08:24 PM

..........

I can see why it was rejected. It should of been written on the front: Sorry, Mr. Bay, but you suck and so does this script. You really suck. You are a retard. You suck. Your script sucks. It really sucks. Your script is a retard. It sucks.

Rolls-Royce Man · 07-09-2008, 08:32 PM

................

It was a joke. Mostly a play on Micheal Bay and his crazy antics.

1-up salesman · 07-09-2008, 08:51 PM

EITHER WAY IT SUCKY

MC Luigi · 07-09-2008, 10:18 PM

That was HILARIOUS from start to finish.

Metal Man · 07-10-2008, 02:12 PM

A good parody of movies in general today, heh.

Swordmaster Link · 07-10-2008, 02:17 PM

***ZeldaGirl*** · 07-10-2008, 04:29 PM

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She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world.

Minister of Silly Walks · 07-10-2008, 06:28 PM

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Every time BATMAN is about to crash into a civilian, the camera enters ultra slow motion and we see him barely squeeze by, frame by frame. This happens seventeen times.

Brilliant.

Auron · 07-10-2008, 11:37 PM

Part of me actually would like to see a movie like that. It looks hilarious.

Swordmaster Link · 07-11-2008, 12:36 AM

If Megan Fox was in it, I'd see it.

The Joker · 07-11-2008, 02:10 AM

^ see my motha ****ing sig for the corresponding smilie

Minister of Silly Walks · 07-11-2008, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordmaster Link

If Megan Fox was in it, I'd see it.

I still say that's the most fitting last name anyone's ever had.

Bomby · 07-21-2008, 03:51 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't see what's so special about Megan Fox? I mean, she's good looking, but she's not that hot.

***ZeldaGirl*** · 07-21-2008, 04:06 PM

^I agree, but I suppose my opinion doesn't hold as much weight...

Plus, she's a terrible actress.

07-09-2008, 02:57 PM	#1
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07-09-2008, 03:26 PM	#2
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07-09-2008, 04:19 PM	#3
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07-09-2008, 06:26 PM	#4
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07-09-2008, 08:24 PM	#7
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07-09-2008, 08:32 PM	#8
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07-09-2008, 08:51 PM	#9
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07-09-2008, 10:18 PM	#10
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07-10-2008, 02:12 PM	#11
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07-10-2008, 02:17 PM	#12
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07-11-2008, 12:36 AM	#16
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07-11-2008, 02:10 AM	#17
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07-21-2008, 03:51 PM	#19
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07-21-2008, 04:06 PM	#20
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