Least Favorite Movie

The Spark · 01-04-2010, 10:15 PM

Post your least favorite movie(s), EVER

**Valigarmander** · 01-04-2010, 10:45 PM

Hmm, hard to say. I don't know if I have a least favorite movie...

I've seen a LOT of comedy movies, though, and I can count the number of halfway-decent ones on one hand.

t3hDarkness · 01-05-2010, 01:40 AM

There are a lot of bad movies.

Um. . .
Worst ever is the Legend of God's Gun.
Its too bad even to be a 'So Bad its good' movie.

The Script is Bad and the acting worse than the average Godzilla film.

In fact, the only way you can find this movie enjoyable is if you are a fan of Spindrift as they play the score and several of the characters.

Dr. Furball · 01-05-2010, 12:06 PM

I have only seen one movie that brought me to tears because of his horribleness:

From the previews I saw, I could tell that Friedberg and Seltzer couldn't write or direct comedy. But, I felt that in order to actually criticize them, I'd need to watch their movies first. So, I watched this one.
The point of a comedy is to amuse your audience to the point of laughing. In the entire hour and a half I was watching this, I chuckled once. The rest of the time was spent watching references to pop culture (A note to Seltzerburger: Paris Hilton saying "That's hot" is not a joke in and of itself) and having other jokes explained to me.
And when the pirates started rapping, I began to cry. This is not an exaggeration for comic effect. I paused the movie and cried. My aunt even walked by and asked what the matter was. I felt offended as a comedy writer. The fact that MILLIONS of people paid to see this...millions! It was almost enough to bring on a bout of depression.
But depression was ended by the fact that the movie had to end sometime. The movies "spoofed" weren't even researched! They got the name of one of their main characters wrong! Their Harry Potter parody featured sword-fighting, archery, and actors much older than the characters they portray. I don't remember any of that in the HP movies! The actors in said movies are actually close to the age of their characters. Way to do your research, guys!

In closing, I guess what I'm trying to say is...don't watch this movie. If you have, then you know what I'm talking about. If you actually liked it...I pity you.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-05-2010, 02:53 PM

I'm not counting MST-fodder, because let's be honest, movies like Ed Wood's failures or Manos are objectively wretched.

This Is The Army
The 12 Dogs of Christmas
FeardotCom

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Valigarmander** · 01-05-2010, 04:50 PM

^^ Ahhh, yeah, I'd have to agree.

And Meet the Spartans. And Disaster Movie.

The Spark · 01-05-2010, 06:07 PM

They made Date Movie too. And, I think it was called...Superhero movie?

**X-3** · 01-05-2010, 07:18 PM

A film I disliked and saw recently was...some Christmas Carol. I think I made a snarky comment every minute.

The Spark · 01-05-2010, 07:22 PM

The new one or an old one?

**X-3** · 01-05-2010, 07:28 PM

It seems to be at least 10 years old. It is subtly linked in my post.

Jere · 01-05-2010, 07:38 PM

Camp slaughter, a Amateur Movie, everything i saw in that movie was bad, from the acting to the and the execution(?) of the movie.

I have one good thing to say about it and that is that it had a decent lightning.

The Spark · 01-05-2010, 07:39 PM

Oh ok.

**Loot** · 01-06-2010, 08:08 AM

The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue.

You can tell from the cover alone with the smug looking Timmy that this isn't going to be good. Shame, they had to actually attach it to the first NIMH, which is one hell of a movie. Now they had to give a musical focused around the character who was pretty much dead and had no character in the first movie aside from ten seconds in the end?

Oh, Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Hey, whaddya know, once again it was attached to the first movie in an attempt to sell it! I had to look away several times to control myself from RRAAAAAAAAEEEEG

Bomby · 01-06-2010, 08:18 AM

Little Nicky.

Dr. Furball · 01-06-2010, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loot the Candy Stealer

Oh, Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Hey, whaddya know, once again it was attached to the first movie in an attempt to sell it! I had to look away several times to control myself from RRAAAAAAAAEEEEG

That one's good for riffing, especially if you're a fan of the games. The main problem with it was how it stuffed half the cast of the games into the movie without giving them enough screen time to be actual characters. For example, Mileena is a clone of Kitana with Tarkartan genes who wants to kill her sister. In the movie, she was a ninja that Sonya fought.

Also, the killed off Johnny Cage (the only thing that might've saved the movie from being total crap) in the first 7 minutes!

Oh well, at least Sindel was hot.

**Galefore** · 01-07-2010, 03:46 PM

Alone in the Dark was the worst just because of how utterly mediocre and plain it was. It was just like every other cookie-cutter SyFy Channel movie, except it was supposed to be a blockbuster. Needless to say, I riffed it mercilessly when I saw it on TV.

Panfan · 01-08-2010, 05:16 PM

Jingle All The Way

WHO TOLD YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES? PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

ZeldaGirl · 01-08-2010, 06:28 PM

I AM TURBO MAN

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 01-08-2010, 10:42 PM

I don't watch through movies I dislike, so I wouldn't be able to tell you if they're overall bad, or I just had no patience for the beginning.

Fun fact: I've never been to a movie at the cinema that was bad enough for me to want to leave!

ZeldaGirl · 01-08-2010, 11:13 PM

^Neither have I, actually.

01-04-2010, 10:15 PM	#1
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Least Favorite Movie Post your least favorite movie(s), EVER

01-04-2010, 10:45 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Hmm, hard to say. I don't know if I have a least favorite movie... I've seen a LOT of comedy movies, though, and I can count the number of halfway-decent ones on one hand.

01-05-2010, 01:40 AM	#3
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	There are a lot of bad movies. Um. . . Worst ever is the Legend of God's Gun. Its too bad even to be a 'So Bad its good' movie. The Script is Bad and the acting worse than the average Godzilla film. In fact, the only way you can find this movie enjoyable is if you are a fan of Spindrift as they play the score and several of the characters.

01-05-2010, 12:06 PM	#4
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	I have only seen one movie that brought me to tears because of his horribleness: From the previews I saw, I could tell that Friedberg and Seltzer couldn't write or direct comedy. But, I felt that in order to actually criticize them, I'd need to watch their movies first. So, I watched this one. The point of a comedy is to amuse your audience to the point of laughing. In the entire hour and a half I was watching this, I chuckled once. The rest of the time was spent watching references to pop culture (A note to Seltzerburger: Paris Hilton saying "That's hot" is not a joke in and of itself) and having other jokes explained to me. And when the pirates started rapping, I began to cry. This is not an exaggeration for comic effect. I paused the movie and cried. My aunt even walked by and asked what the matter was. I felt offended as a comedy writer. The fact that MILLIONS of people paid to see this...millions! It was almost enough to bring on a bout of depression. But depression was ended by the fact that the movie had to end sometime. The movies "spoofed" weren't even researched! They got the name of one of their main characters wrong! Their Harry Potter parody featured sword-fighting, archery, and actors much older than the characters they portray. I don't remember any of that in the HP movies! The actors in said movies are actually close to the age of their characters. Way to do your research, guys! In closing, I guess what I'm trying to say is...don't watch this movie. If you have, then you know what I'm talking about. If you actually liked it...I pity you.

01-05-2010, 02:53 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	I'm not counting MST-fodder, because let's be honest, movies like Ed Wood's failures or Manos are objectively wretched. This Is The Army The 12 Dogs of Christmas FeardotCom And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-05-2010, 04:50 PM	#6
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	^^ Ahhh, yeah, I'd have to agree. And Meet the Spartans. And Disaster Movie.

01-05-2010, 06:07 PM	#7
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	They made Date Movie too. And, I think it was called...Superhero movie?

01-05-2010, 07:18 PM	#8
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	A film I disliked and saw recently was...some Christmas Carol. I think I made a snarky comment every minute.

01-05-2010, 07:22 PM	#9
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	The new one or an old one?

01-05-2010, 07:28 PM	#10
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	It seems to be at least 10 years old. It is subtly linked in my post.

01-05-2010, 07:38 PM	#11
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Camp slaughter, a Amateur Movie, everything i saw in that movie was bad, from the acting to the and the execution(?) of the movie. I have one good thing to say about it and that is that it had a decent lightning.

01-05-2010, 07:39 PM	#12
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Oh ok.

01-06-2010, 08:08 AM	#13
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue. You can tell from the cover alone with the smug looking Timmy that this isn't going to be good. Shame, they had to actually attach it to the first NIMH, which is one hell of a movie. Now they had to give a musical focused around the character who was pretty much dead and had no character in the first movie aside from ten seconds in the end? Oh, Mortal Kombat Annihilation. Hey, whaddya know, once again it was attached to the first movie in an attempt to sell it! I had to look away several times to control myself from RRAAAAAAAAEEEEG

01-06-2010, 08:18 AM	#14
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Little Nicky.

01-07-2010, 03:46 PM	#16
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Alone in the Dark was the worst just because of how utterly mediocre and plain it was. It was just like every other cookie-cutter SyFy Channel movie, except it was supposed to be a blockbuster. Needless to say, I riffed it mercilessly when I saw it on TV.

01-08-2010, 05:16 PM	#17
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,249 Times in 1,338 Posts Blog Entries: 15	Jingle All The Way WHO TOLD YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES? PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

01-08-2010, 06:28 PM	#18
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	I AM TURBO MAN

01-08-2010, 10:42 PM	#19
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 28,504 Thanks: 1,658 Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,042 Posts	I don't watch through movies I dislike, so I wouldn't be able to tell you if they're overall bad, or I just had no patience for the beginning. Fun fact: I've never been to a movie at the cinema that was bad enough for me to want to leave!

01-08-2010, 11:13 PM	#20
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	^Neither have I, actually.