Worst movie you've seen

FlipSwitch · 06-28-2010, 05:31 PM

What is the worst movie you've seen. I can't pick. There are so many terrible ones.

Panfan · 06-28-2010, 06:28 PM

The Wizard is probably the worst movie I've seen.

On the other hand, it's probably the best commercial.

**Loot** · 06-28-2010, 06:52 PM

The Room, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and NIMH 2 off the top of my mind.

NIMH 2 was like... wow, is this... is this really a sequel?

MKA was just... bad. Especially the Animality fight near the end, I couldn't even look at the screen.

The Room is TEARING ME APART, LISA! Oh, hai Mark!

Rainbow Dash · 06-28-2010, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loot

The Room is TEARING ME APART, LISA! Oh, hai Mark!

"Hi."
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah can I have a dozen red roses please?"
"Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you."
"Here you go."
"That's me."
"How much is it?"
"That'll be 18 dollars"
"Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy."
"You're my favorite customer."
"Thanks a lot, bye"
"Buh-bye"

Bomby · 06-28-2010, 08:05 PM

I know it's an obvious answer, but Manos: The Hands of Fate really is that bad.

PK FIRE! · 06-28-2010, 10:13 PM

"Kung Pow Enter the fist." I know that it's a satire and that it wasn't ment to be taken serously, however I didn't find it funny. The thing drove me up the wall both times I saw it. ow if it was more like "Hot Fuzz" I wouldn't be *****ing about it.

-You stupid dog.

Rainbow Dash · 06-28-2010, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PK FIRE!

"Kung Pow Enter the fist." I know that it's a satire and that it wasn't ment to be taken serously, however I didn't find it funny. The thing drove me up the wall both times I saw it. ow if it was more like "Hot Fuzz" I wouldn't be *****ing about it.

-You stupid dog.

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

Sim Kid · 06-29-2010, 12:04 PM

Junior.

Panfan · 06-29-2010, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

"Hi."
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah can I have a dozen red roses please?"
"Oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you."
"Here you go."
"That's me."
"How much is it?"
"That'll be 18 dollars"
"Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy."
"You're my favorite customer."
"Thanks a lot, bye"
"Buh-bye"

"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bull****, I did not hit her *throws bottle* I DID NAAWT. Oh hi Mark!'

***Cosmonautical*** · 06-30-2010, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

I'M BLEEDING, MAKING ME THE VICTOR

Panfan · 06-30-2010, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

I read this with "fish" instead of "nuts"

Which reminded me of '98 Godzilla.

Swordmaster Link · 06-30-2010, 02:43 AM

The only answer to this inquiry is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. I was stunned at how monumentally bad it is.

Jere · 06-30-2010, 04:43 AM

That is a bad movie yes, But if i have to pick one it would be camp slaughter

Dizzy · 06-30-2010, 05:54 AM

Movies designed specifically for 3-D.

"I will point in the direction you need to go, and I will do so at an angle that the theater audience finds amusing."

And there's also some plot and stuff.

Robotazy · 06-30-2010, 08:44 AM

What little I saw of Epic Movie almost made me puke.

That was enough for me.

***CaptHayfever*** · 06-30-2010, 02:51 PM

Not counting MST3K subjects, the worst movie I ever sat through was probably 28 Weeks Later. The worst movie I ever didn't sit through was This Is The Army.
Fortunately, I've never paid to see something I ended up hating.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 06-30-2010, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swordmaster Link

The only answer to this inquiry is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. I was stunned at how monumentally bad it is.

How does it stack up to the the old one?

PK FIRE! · 06-30-2010, 03:05 PM

When it comes to Bad video game movies it's hard to beat the crowned king of them all "Super Mario Brothers."

- You stupid dog.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 06-30-2010, 03:06 PM

I don't think that the Mario movie was so much a bad movie, as it was...simply not a Mario movie.

Maybe I'm just clouded with nostalgia.

Bomby · 06-30-2010, 03:23 PM

Avoiding easy targets (Manos), movies that were more huge disappointments than anything (Attack of the Clones), and lesser known but poorly made B-movies (Drunken Wu-Tang), I thought Little Nicky was dreadful, even when I was a huge Adam Sandler fan as a 12-13 year old I thought it sucked. Patch Adams and Bicentennial Man were saccharine ****storms. Also, Jack. In fact, at least 80% of all Robin Williams movies are simply unbearable.

Of course, Williams has also been in great movies like One Hour Photo and Good Will Hunting, so it's not really a slight against his acting ability so much as his tendency to suck at choosing projects. Bad movies are the director's fault nine times out of ten, anyway.

06-28-2010, 05:31 PM	#1
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Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,249 Times in 1,338 Posts Blog Entries: 15	The Wizard is probably the worst movie I've seen. On the other hand, it's probably the best commercial.

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Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	The Room, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and NIMH 2 off the top of my mind. NIMH 2 was like... wow, is this... is this really a sequel? MKA was just... bad. Especially the Animality fight near the end, I couldn't even look at the screen. The Room is TEARING ME APART, LISA! Oh, hai Mark!

06-28-2010, 08:05 PM	#5
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I know it's an obvious answer, but Manos: The Hands of Fate really is that bad.

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PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	"Kung Pow Enter the fist." I know that it's a satire and that it wasn't ment to be taken serously, however I didn't find it funny. The thing drove me up the wall both times I saw it. ow if it was more like "Hot Fuzz" I wouldn't be *****ing about it. -You stupid dog.

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Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	Junior.

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Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 32,132 Thanks: 253 Thanked 951 Times in 640 Posts Blog Entries: 2	The only answer to this inquiry is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. I was stunned at how monumentally bad it is.

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Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	That is a bad movie yes, But if i have to pick one it would be camp slaughter

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Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Movies designed specifically for 3-D. "I will point in the direction you need to go, and I will do so at an angle that the theater audience finds amusing." And there's also some plot and stuff.

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Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	What little I saw of Epic Movie almost made me puke. That was enough for me.

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*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Not counting MST3K subjects, the worst movie I ever sat through was probably 28 Weeks Later. The worst movie I ever didn't sit through was This Is The Army. Fortunately, I've never paid to see something I ended up hating. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

06-30-2010, 03:05 PM	#18
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	When it comes to Bad video game movies it's hard to beat the crowned king of them all "Super Mario Brothers." - You stupid dog.

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I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I don't think that the Mario movie was so much a bad movie, as it was...simply not a Mario movie. Maybe I'm just clouded with nostalgia.

06-30-2010, 03:23 PM	#20
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Avoiding easy targets (Manos), movies that were more huge disappointments than anything (Attack of the Clones), and lesser known but poorly made B-movies (Drunken Wu-Tang), I thought Little Nicky was dreadful, even when I was a huge Adam Sandler fan as a 12-13 year old I thought it sucked. Patch Adams and Bicentennial Man were saccharine ***storms. Also, Jack. In fact, at least 80% of all Robin Williams movies are simply unbearable. Of course, Williams has also been in great movies like One Hour Photo* and Good Will Hunting, so it's not really a slight against his acting ability so much as his tendency to suck at choosing projects. Bad movies are the director's fault nine times out of ten, anyway.