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**Loot** · 01-03-2011, 08:22 PM

'The Room' in 3-D: Tommy Wiseau talks exclusively about adding another dimension to his cult movie's sex scenes | Inside Movies | EW.com

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Tommy Wiseau has told EW he will theatrically release a 3-D version of his cult movie The Room, either at the end of 2011 or in 2012. “The process is very detail-oriented,” said the actor-writer-director. “But we want to do it because I’m obsessed about 3-D right now, if you ask me.”

The famously mysterious filmmaker has no plans to alter the film for the 3-D version which means the ever-growing army of Room devotees can look forward to the sight of Wiseau’s derriere in three dimensions during the film’s lengthy sex scenes. “My bottom will have to be in 3-D because I’m not changing anything,” he explained. “So you’ll be very close.”

In addition, Wiseau intends to release a Blu-ray version of the film, whose bizarro delights are beloved by such comedians as Paul Rudd, David Wain, Jonah Hill, and Tim and Eric. “We want a Blu-ray release before Christmas 2011,” he said.” I have hundreds of emails from people saying, ‘We want to see the behind-the-scenes footage.’ I say, ‘Yes you can, as soon as we release the Blu-ray.”

The mercurial Wiseau is currently prepping his long-in-gestation sitcom The Neighbors and a feature film about the economy whose title he declined to make public. “It relates to homes and foreclosures,” he said. “You’ll be shocked!”

Finally, Wiseau revealed he also intends to start his own clothing line next year. “I’ll be designing underwear, as well as jackets, as well as sportswear,” he said. “I have the skills. I know how to design. Of course, it will be my face on some of the clothes; it’ll be my name on it. It will be ‘Designed by Tommy Wiseau.’”

Would you wear underwear designed by Tommy Wiseau? Are you looking forward to seeing his ivory rump in 3-D? Let us know! Oh, hi Mark…

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**Valigarmander** · 01-03-2011, 08:29 PM

It'll be like Johnny's ass is coming RIGHT OUT AT YOU.

Panfan · 01-03-2011, 08:36 PM

I think 3D movies are too gimmicky and take away the enjoyment of a movie. They are tearing the movie industry APART

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-03-2011, 09:09 PM

Better thread title: "Oh hi 3D!"

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, oh hi Markio!"

MeowMan · 01-03-2011, 09:11 PM

I will enjoy other parts of that kind of scene in 3-D.

Panfan · 01-03-2011, 09:20 PM

^ are you referring to the naked lady parts

because if you've ever seen the room, lisa is not very attractive, especially nude

Jere · 01-04-2011, 02:24 AM

Don't care, boobies flying towards your face is something you should not complain about!

Kargath · 01-04-2011, 03:14 AM

Not always, Jere!

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Paul Shimkonis, a physical therapist from Florida, alleged that a stripper from a topless club called Bloopers assaulted him with her 69-HH breasts during a lap dance at his own bachelor party in September 1996. The stripper, he claimed, slammed her breasts against his head and almost knocked him out. Saying her breasts felt like cement blocks hitting him, he sued Bloopers for $15,000 right there on TV's People's Court. That court eventually ruled he wasn’t really hurt by the stripper.

SephirothKirby · 01-04-2011, 06:02 AM

***Booyakasha*** · 01-04-2011, 08:26 AM

3D is just a cheap gimmick. CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP LIKE A LITTLE CHICKEN

***Marilink*** · 01-04-2011, 09:54 AM

Interesting.

So Loot, how's your sex life?

**Galefore** · 01-05-2011, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Boo

3D is just a cheap gimmick. CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP LIKE A LITTLE CHICKEN

You don't understand, man. Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

Metal Man · 01-05-2011, 08:13 PM

Now Lisa, you know this isn't right.

**Loot** · 01-05-2011, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowdy Kitchen Man

Interesting.

So Loot, how's your sex life?

What planet are you from?!! *Half assed attempt to fight*

***Booyakasha*** · 01-05-2011, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ABRAHAM LINCOLN

You don't understand, man. Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!

you betray me you not good

i fed up wit dis waruld

Panfan · 01-06-2011, 02:09 PM

HEY GUYS ANYBODY WANNA PLAY FOOTBALL

...IN A TUX!?

**X-3** · 01-06-2011, 02:46 PM

You're our favourite citizen!

***Marilink*** · 01-06-2011, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by X-3

You're our favourite citizen!

Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE NOT MY ****ING MOTHER

**X-3** · 01-07-2011, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowdy Kitchen Man

Oh yeah? Well YOU'RE NOT MY ****ING MOTHER

~~WELL I SHOULD BE!~~

RRRRR YOU BITCH *knocks over fruit*

**Loot** · 01-11-2011, 11:12 PM

Haha what a story, X-3!

I'm watching it right now with Rifftrax again. It's the only way to watch it unless you have enough brave people with you to make witty banter the entire time.

01-03-2011, 08:29 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	It'll be like Johnny's ass is coming RIGHT OUT AT YOU.

01-03-2011, 08:36 PM	#3
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,250 Times in 1,338 Posts Blog Entries: 15	I think 3D movies are too gimmicky and take away the enjoyment of a movie. They are tearing the movie industry APART

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*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Better thread title: "Oh hi 3D!" And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, oh hi Markio!"

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MeowMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Las Pegasus Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 849 Thanked 208 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 46	I will enjoy other parts of that kind of scene in 3-D.

01-03-2011, 09:20 PM	#6
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,250 Times in 1,338 Posts Blog Entries: 15	^ are you referring to the naked lady parts because if you've ever seen the room, lisa is not very attractive, especially nude

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Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Don't care, boobies flying towards your face is something you should not complain about!

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*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	3D is just a cheap gimmick. CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP LIKE A LITTLE CHICKEN

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*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,822 Times in 1,007 Posts	Interesting. So Loot, how's your sex life?

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Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Now Lisa, you know this isn't right.

01-06-2011, 02:09 PM	#16
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,250 Times in 1,338 Posts Blog Entries: 15	HEY GUYS ANYBODY WANNA PLAY FOOTBALL ...IN A TUX!?

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01-11-2011, 11:12 PM	#20
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Haha what a story, X-3! I'm watching it right now with Rifftrax again. It's the only way to watch it unless you have enough brave people with you to make witty banter the entire time.