Musical Jokes - VGF

Vinny · 03-18-2005, 12:14 PM

Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 8. One to do it and 7 to brag about how much better they could do it.

Q: How do you get a guitarist to shut up?
A: Put music in front of him.

And my personal favorite:

Q: What did it say on the bluesman's grave?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning."

Vinny · 03-18-2005, 05:29 PM

Here's another one:

How do you when there's a vocalist at the door?

They don't know when to come in.

Serial Miller · 03-19-2005, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Disraeli Gears:
Here's another one:

How do you know when there's a vocalist at the door?

They don't know when to come in.

You're welcome.

Bomby · 03-20-2005, 02:47 PM

I made a sweater for 50 Cent last Christmas. When I gave it to him, he said "Gee, you knit?"

Sen. Brak Obama (FACE) · 03-20-2005, 04:26 PM

Clever.

**Dylan** · 03-25-2005, 11:06 PM

So a guy puts some notes on a couple of bars...

~Dylan

Bomby · 04-02-2005, 12:05 AM

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-02-2005, 12:42 AM

^

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And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-20-2005, 04:26 PM	#5
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03-18-2005, 12:14 PM	#1
Vinny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home for incurable tyrants and kings Posts: 7,262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 14,637.86 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 15,137.86 Donate	Q: What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A: A drummer. Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 8. One to do it and 7 to brag about how much better they could do it. Q: How do you get a guitarist to shut up? A: Put music in front of him. And my personal favorite: Q: What did it say on the bluesman's grave? A: "I didn't wake up this morning."

03-18-2005, 05:29 PM	#2
Vinny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home for incurable tyrants and kings Posts: 7,262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 14,637.86 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 15,137.86 Donate	Here's another one: How do you when there's a vocalist at the door? They don't know when to come in.

03-20-2005, 02:47 PM	#4
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03-25-2005, 11:06 PM	#6
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,014 Thanks: 815 Thanked 819 Times in 380 Posts Points: 27,587.03 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 27,587.04 Donate	So a guy puts some notes on a couple of bars... ~Dylan

04-02-2005, 12:05 AM	#7
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04-02-2005, 12:42 AM	#8
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