One Genre Wonders

Robert Zimmerman · 05-17-2004, 09:06 PM

Personally, nothing pisses me off more than this group. And I know alot, believe me. So I'm going to humiliate them right here on my webpage and force them into the life of a secluded eremite somewhere in the Nepalese mountainside. One Genre Wonders are the biggest bunch of fags ever. Now firstly before I start, I have to first explain what a one genre wonder is. A one genre wonder is technically somebody who likes music, but usually only one genre. Hence the name. Usually these people only like loud agressive music and demean every other form of expression through music as 'fag homo ****' or something.

Here's a typical conversation with one of these most undesirable users;

Me: Hello, what is the greatest most innovative creative and important musical force to come out of the last 50 years?
Captain ****** : METALLICA BECAUSE THEY REFINED METAL
Me: What about the Beatles? They broke more ground than any other band, were more innovative than anyone else and easily were the most consistant and usually the best at what they did?
Captain ****** : NO THE BEATLES WROTE ***** MUSIC THEY WERE ***** FAGS LMAO YOU'RE A HOMO

Yeah, these kind of people. I bet most rationally minded person reading this would know what I'm talking about now. These are the kind of people that think the only talented artists ever are people who play in a metal band. Anyone who doesn't is a ***** pop fag and is completely untalented or 'gay'. "OMG THE BEACH BOYS WERE UNTALENTED BECAUSE THEY PLAYED MELLOW MUSIC!! MY UNDERSTANDING OF LOGIC IS UNPARALLED! THE BEATLES ARE PUSSIES NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO GO LISTEN TO A SONG WITH SOME GUY TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS PARENTS NEGLECTED HIM"

Hey, now don't get me wrong. I actually am a big fan of heavy metal music myself, but I like other genres too. I can see the merit in alot of groups and styles, but it's too bad these fags can't. So thus, people who think the only genre that counts for anything = cockheads.

05-17-2004, 09:35 PM

You know I've been listening to Janet Jackson's "I want You" For about 20 minutes now, over and over.

05-18-2004, 12:37 AM

I'm kinda hoping this doesn't get locked, 'cause it's actually a somewhat intelligent rant.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Vinny · 05-19-2004, 01:17 PM

Don't worry, it won't get locked. Mainly because there's a lot of people like that at my school. People who think that tapping really fast makes you "talented," and ONLY those who regularly tap very fast have any talent. Of course, there's people like John McLaughlin, who could play faster than any of those guys, make it melodically complex, something they can't do since they always stick on the same key, and pick EVERY single note, but never mind him, because he does jazz and is therefore gay.

Liking something is not a prerequisite of talent.

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05-17-2004, 09:06 PM	#1
Robert Zimmerman Um...fart. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Blowin In The Wind Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 527.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,027.00 Donate	Personally, nothing pisses me off more than this group. And I know alot, believe me. So I'm going to humiliate them right here on my webpage and force them into the life of a secluded eremite somewhere in the Nepalese mountainside. One Genre Wonders are the biggest bunch of fags ever. Now firstly before I start, I have to first explain what a one genre wonder is. A one genre wonder is technically somebody who likes music, but usually only one genre. Hence the name. Usually these people only like loud agressive music and demean every other form of expression through music as 'fag homo **' or something. Here's a typical conversation with one of these most undesirable users; Me: Hello, what is the greatest most innovative creative and important musical force to come out of the last 50 years? Captain ** : METALLICA BECAUSE THEY REFINED METAL Me: What about the Beatles? They broke more ground than any other band, were more innovative than anyone else and easily were the most consistant and usually the best at what they did? Captain ** : NO THE BEATLES WROTE * MUSIC THEY WERE * FAGS LMAO YOU'RE A HOMO Yeah, these kind of people. I bet most rationally minded person reading this would know what I'm talking about now. These are the kind of people that think the only talented artists ever are people who play in a metal band. Anyone who doesn't is a *** pop fag and is completely untalented or 'gay'. "OMG THE BEACH BOYS WERE UNTALENTED BECAUSE THEY PLAYED MELLOW MUSIC!! MY UNDERSTANDING OF LOGIC IS UNPARALLED! THE BEATLES ARE PUSSIES NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO GO LISTEN TO A SONG WITH SOME GUY TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS PARENTS NEGLECTED HIM" Hey, now don't get me wrong. I actually am a big fan of heavy metal music myself, but I like other genres too. I can see the merit in alot of groups and styles, but it's too bad these fags can't. So thus, people who think the only genre that counts for anything = cockheads.

05-17-2004, 09:35 PM	#2
RKM89 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	You know I've been listening to Janet Jackson's "I want You" For about 20 minutes now, over and over.

05-18-2004, 12:37 AM	#3
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I'm kinda hoping this doesn't get locked, 'cause it's actually a somewhat intelligent rant. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

05-19-2004, 01:17 PM	#4
Vinny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home for incurable tyrants and kings Posts: 7,261 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 20,021.86 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 20,521.86 Donate	Don't worry, it won't get locked. Mainly because there's a lot of people like that at my school. People who think that tapping really fast makes you "talented," and ONLY those who regularly tap very fast have any talent. Of course, there's people like John McLaughlin, who could play faster than any of those guys, make it melodically complex, something they can't do since they always stick on the same key, and pick EVERY single note, but never mind him, because he does jazz and is therefore gay. Liking something is not a prerequisite of talent. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Quote of the week: "The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk." - Patrick Murray. Pointless fact of the week: In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.