WORST LYRICS

[Cosmonautical]

Post the worst lyrics you've ever heard here.

Originally Posted by Papa Roach

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a **** if I cut my arm, bleeding

This is my last resort

Cut my life into pieces
Ive reached my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a **** if I cut my arm, bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And Im contemplating suicide

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine

I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry!
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself
And no love for another.
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me in fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
Im running and Im crying
Im crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying

I can't go on living this way

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Don't give a **** if I cut my arm, bleeding!
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And Im contemplating suicide

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind

[Panfan]

I couldn't find them, so I had to transcribe them. Some words may be wrong:

Originally Posted by CHUGGO

When I step in the place throw your hands in the sky
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
These girls can't have me and it makes them ****ing cry
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
On my way to court in a suit and a tie
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
My brother's in the can and won't get out 'til next July
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY

The people are **** - That's how I feel
I'll smash your ****ing head - That's how I'm real
Anything you need - That's what I deal
My stomach was empty - That's why it's steel
I don't trust nobody - That's why I don't blink
Whatever gets me drunk - That's what I drink
I **** all day - That's why I stink
Bitches love the blanco all covered in ink
Kids buy my **** - That's how I get cash
Bitches see the kids buy it - That's how I get ass
I grew up the son of a stripper - That's how I'm trash
Remy Martin in my glass - That's how I got class
Rappers got me angry - That's why I'm pissed
They're all ****ing garbage - That's why they got dissed
Their girls come to see me - Because they can't ****
You'll never sell records - Because your rap sucks
I heard your **** comeback
Saying my name with that gun chat
Your mom's box smells like a muskrat
I'mma knock out your love tap
You wanna go against Chuggo? Yo **** that!
(You wanna go againt Chuggo? Yo **** that!)
I'll put a sign on your back that says "I can't rap"
And a bruise on your face that says "I can't scrap"
They way bitches shut you down says "I can't mack"
You're a filthy piece of **** and you ain't got jack

You can catch me in the alleyway getting drunk and high
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
Smiling at every sexy bitch that's walking by
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
Shots of whiskey and bottles of Molson dry
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
****ing with me? You must really wanna die
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY

I put mayonnaise on everything - That's how I eat
Lakeshore Boulevard - That's how I'm street
Can't say no to ***** - That's how I'm weak
And I've been told I'm only nice when I sleep
Loud with a slur - That's how I sleep
In your lobby with a knife - That's how I creep
Drowned in the lake - And get found in the creek
Blue in the face - Cement surrounding your feet
You talk **** - And that was the beat
That's why I'm gonna roll up - And smash in your teeth
See that fire right there? - That was the heat
You deserve a good beating - That's my belief
See that kid stealing? - Yeah, that was a thief
See those dudes behind him? - Yeah, that's the police
You see that thing right here? - Yeah, that's my release
And when I get out - I'm coming back with a beast
You suckers know - Who's the baddest in town
I treat ***** like weed - Cause I pass it around
I'll throw my hands toward your neck - Then I'll wrap em around
And it'll be March before your body's - Actually found
You see this cash? - That's some C-profit
You see these rocks? - The fiends want it
You see these pounds? - You need chronic
I treat the pavement like Tampax - Cause some bitches bleed on it

Your album's ****ing garbage and you're living a lie
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
Your product is **** and nobody wants to buy
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
That bitch sucks dick but she's acting all shy
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
She brought me to her house and I put it in her pie
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
I put it in her mouth and I put it in her eye
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
She blew me in front of a lesbian and another guy
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
I called Jose Brigade and we all got high
AHHHH COME ON ****IN GUY
COME ON ****IN GUY, ****A

[The Doctor]

*coughs*

Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doy trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky

More to come....

[Eagle Eye]

Originally Posted by MIMS

Matta fact, homey I can't hear y'all
I'm deaf
I spit it in sign language, mob language
Keep me around bread like a sandwich
Dammit
The plane done landed
The plan unveiled
Now, gimme some space, I'm outta this world
Some n----- say they just tryna get a nut
That may be true, but, I'm a very big squirrel
Y'all n----- get in some **** and just bail
I'm at the precinct like **** it it's just bail
Me, I'm a very big deal with some very big work on a very big scale

Moar later

[CaptHayfever]

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I've got what boys like

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I see them looking

I make them want me
I like to tease them
They want to touch me
I never let them

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
Boys like *clap*
Boys like me

but you, you're special
(i might let you)
You're so much diffrent
(i might let you)
ohh, would you like that
(i might let you)

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like
I know whats on there mind

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
They talk about me

I got my cat moves
That so upsets them
Zippers and buttons
Fun to frustrate them
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them


i know what boys like
i know what guys want
i know what boys like,
boys like *clap*
boys like me

I feel sad now
i will let you
sorry i teased you
i will let you
this time i mean it
i will let you

anything you want
you can trust me
i really want to
you can, trust me
how would you like it?
you can trust me

Sucker! hahaha

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
i know what boys like
Boys like *clap*
Boys like me

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Panfan]

Originally Posted by Metallica

If I could have my wasted days back,
Would I use them to get back on track?
Stop to warm at karmas burning,
Or Look ahead, but keep on turning.

Do I have the strength
To know how I'll go?
Can I find it inside to deal with what I shouldn't know?

Could I have my wasted days back?
Would I use them to get back on track.

You live it or you lie it!You live it or you lie it!
(You live it or lie it! You live it or lie it!)

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!
My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!

Keep searching
Keep on searching
This search goes on
This search goes on
Keep searching.
Keep on searching.
This search goes on.
This search goes on.

Frantic tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock

I've worn out always being afraid
An endless stream of fear that i've made
Treading water full of worry
This frantic tick tick talk of hurry

Do I have the strength
To know how I'll go?
Can I find it inside to deal with what I shouldn't know?

I've worn out always being afraid
An endless stream of fear that i've made

You live it or lie it! You live it or lie it!
(You live it or lie it! You live it or lie it!)

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!
My lifestyle determines my deathstyle!

Keep searching.
Keep on searching.
This search goes on.
This search goes on.
Keep searching.
Yeah, keep on searching.
This search goes on.
on and on!

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock

Do I have the strength
To know how I'll go?
Can I find it inside to deal with what I shouldn't know?

Do I have the strength
To know how I'll go?
Can I find it inside to deal with what I shouldn't know?

Oh My lifestyle (Birth is Pain) determines my deathstyle!
a rising tide (Life is Pain) that pushes to the other side!
My lifestyle (Death is Pain) determines my deathstyle!
a rising tide (Its All The Same) that pushes to the other side!

Keep searching
Keep on searching
This search goes on
on and on
Keep searching.
Keep on searching.
This search goes on.
on and on.

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tock

[Bomby]

Oasis wins this thread.

[Booyakasha]

All right, I'm a huge fan of AC/DC, but they have one or two truly horrible lyrics. My favourite is in 'Let Me Put My Love Into You'---the final line in the chorus is, "Let me cut your cake with my knife." That's almost Spinal Tap-level, right there.

[Marilink]

Originally Posted by Sisqo

This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another ***** couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

[CHORUS]
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous
And I know another ***** couldn't handle it
And she shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

Uh
She like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]

[CHORUS (2x)]

Whoaaa
That dress so scandalous
And I swear another ***** couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in her eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban ya like the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
(Ooh)
Uh think to sing it again
Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh think to sing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

[CHORUS (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)

[Eagle Eye]

Sisqo wins....sadly, I had his follow up release.....and I'm sad to admit it was pretty good.

[VG_Addict]

(Yoooouuuu! )

Soulja boy I tell em

Hey I got a new dance fo y'all called the "Soulja Boy"

(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah! )

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
[X2]

Soulja boy up in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat hoe
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters man
When I do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thang
(Now you! )
I'm jocking on you bitch ass
And if we get the fightin
Then I'm cockin on your bitch ass
You catch me at you local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haters get mad cause
I got me some Bathing Apes

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
[X2]

I'm bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak that hoe
I'ma pass it to Arab
Then he gonna pass it to the low (low)
Haters wanna be me
Soulja boy, I'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
Sayin it's the rubber band man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Lets get to it (lets get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryin-a do it like me
Man that **** was ugly

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
[X2]

All too clean off in dis hoe
Watch me crank it watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Roosevelt den supa soak dat hoe (yuuuuh)
Super soak dat hoe (super soak dat hoe)
Super soak dat hoe (super soak dat hoe)
Super soak dat hoe (super soak dat hoe)

All too fresh off in this bitch
Watch me shuffle watch me jig
Watch me crank ma shoulda work
Then superman that bitch (you)
Superman that bitch (superman that bitch)
Superman that bitch (superman that bitch)
Superman that bitch (superman that bitch)
(Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yuuuuuuuuh)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me do
(Crank dat soulja boy)
[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2]
I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak that hoe
I'm gonna pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc)
Haters wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Says there's no rubber band man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Leg it to (leg it to)

[Chorus x4]

[Cosmonautical]

Sisqo... the only man to think references to dump trucks are sexy.

[Galefore]

Originally Posted by Disturbed

Can you feel that?
Ah ****...
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!!!!!
Awk Awk!!
Awk Awk!!
Awk Awk!!

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken,your servant I kneel
Will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing... in me
Will you give in to me?

Looking at my own reflection,
When suddenly it changes,
Violently it changes!
OH NO!, there is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon... in meeeeeeeeeee!!

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!

You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness!

You ****er get up, come on get down with the sickness!

Madness is the gift that has been given to me...

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
Will you give in to me?
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
Will you give in to me?

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes!
Living with all these changes!
AHH! Now the world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon... in meeeeeeeeeeee!

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness!
You ****er get up
Come on get down with the sickness!
Madness is the gift that has been given to me...

*breathing*
And when I dream
And when I dream!!
And when i dream!!!!
AND WHEN I DREAM!!!!!!

No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Ow!
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't, do it!
No, you're hurting me!
Ow!
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you **** off and die
Why can't you just **** off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
**** YOU!
I don't need this ****
You stupid sadistic abusive ****ing whore
would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die!

OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!

Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You mother get up
Come on get down with the sickness!
You ****er get up
Come on get down with the sickness!
Madness has now come over me!

"You mother"?

"Awk! Awk!"

"**** YOU!"

...I... I need to lie down.

[Marilink]

Originally Posted by Beyonce

All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies

Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me

I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve

Here's a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you own
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost Ill be gone

All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

[Panfan]

Originally Posted by Katy Perry

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you’re so amused
That nobody understands you
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like…

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like… PENIS

[Cosmonautical]

PENIS

[Marilink]

Is that really in the song?

[Panfan]

yes, she seriously goes "You don't even liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.... PENIS."

[Bomby]

Originally Posted by "Meet Virginia" by Train

When she wants to live her life
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back and she screams
I don't really wanna live this life

First rule of poetry club: You do not rhyme a word with itself.

Originally Posted by "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by?

That sounds like something I could have written... in fifth grade poetry class.

[t3hDarkness]

Originally Posted by Wesley Willis

Spider-Man thought he was bad
He was screwin' my date up
He was botherin' my girlfriend
He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars

I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass

Spider-Man messed with my girlfriend
Spider-Man wrapped his arms around her with my bedroom door closed
Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door on Spider-Man's sneaky ass
I caught him kissing my girlfriend and beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose

I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass

Spider-Man beat the hell out of me
He whirled me and knocked me to the floor
I tore out his world and threw him against the radiator
Spider-Man was being such a stupid jerk

I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass
I whipped Spider-Man's ass

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Napa, it's the parts store

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