Fetish Band

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-26-2011, 12:11 PM

I posed this query on the Book of Faces the other day & only got one response (so far). Let's try Veegif out:

Name some real musicians who you find incredibly attractive and talented & would want to see playing together as a cohesive whole. Preferably include what instrument each plays, in case we haven't heard of a band member.

My selections in a few days.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Panfan · 02-26-2011, 12:58 PM

With links to videos of all

Zooey Deschanel (Vocals, Piano)
Jenny Lewis (Vocals, Bass)
Leslie Feist (Vocals, Guitar)
Emily Haines (Vocals, Guitar)
Florence Welch (Vocals, Percussion)
Joanna Newsom (Vocals, Harp)

Featuring guest spots by Chan Marshall, PJ Harvey, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Tegan and Sara, Regina Spektor, and Neko Case

Bomby · 02-28-2011, 02:42 AM

Am I cheating if I just say Faye Wong by herself?

I could also echo many of the names Panfan posted... Also, I think Beyonce is talented and attractive but I don't like her music.

Of course, I've always had a bit of a man-crush on Damon Albarn. He and Faye Wong would be like seriously the best collaboration ever.

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 02-28-2011, 05:49 AM

So, like, does including my husband count? Because he's at number one, for reals.

Probably add to that Jared Leto of 30 Second to Mars, and Dero Goi of Oomph! to the mix. AI can do programming, Jared gets guitar, and Dero can rock the drums. They will take turns singing. Mmm.

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-28-2011, 07:55 PM

AI counts, along with anyone else you may know personally. (real musicians)
Rachael Leigh Cook as Josie in Josie & the [Puddytats] doesn't count. (not a real musician)

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-02-2011, 02:17 AM

My band (though I couldn't think of a bassist):
Zooey Deschanel (vocals, percussion)
Deana Judah (vocals, piano)
Lindsey Stirling (violin)
Audrey Easley (flute)
Nancy Wilson (guitar)
Meg White (drums)

Possibly also with Sara Quin as an extra guitarist & singer.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Marilink*** · 03-02-2011, 04:07 PM

I think my head would explode if Zooey Deschanel, Jenny Lewis, and Florence Welch did a collaboration. I'd throw Hailey Williams on there too but I dunno if her style would really match...at all. Oh well, it'd be worth a shot.

Jere · 03-02-2011, 04:51 PM

Ok i make this a bit of all star and tries to not have more than one member from every band.

Drums - Dave Grohl
Bas, Vocals - Lemmy
Rythm Guitar - Steve Cropper
Lead Guitar, Vocals - Billy Gibbons
Backup Guitar, Vocals - Francis Rossi
Organ - John Lord
Piano, Vocals - Robert Wells

With guests being the other of the Booker T group(Booker T Jones and Duck Dunn), Ozzy and Slash.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-02-2011, 06:22 PM

I...didn't know you...swung that way, Jere.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Vapor · 03-02-2011, 07:46 PM

I don't listen to enough female musicians to really answer this question. uh.

Jere · 03-02-2011, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

I...didn't know you...swung that way, Jere.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I might see a innuendo in my statement but i can't for my life make out if it's me missunderstanding or hayfever here have his imagination on overdrive!

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 03-16-2011, 10:06 PM

I get to add Sam Hart (youtube blinktwice4y) to mine. Om nom nom. <3

Ah, Jere. It's a "fetish" band, because you would be attracted to the band members because they're hot/sexy to you, and you also like how they perform music. All your band members there are male. I'm pretty sure you prefer to date women? So it's an amusing mix-up.

Jere · 03-17-2011, 03:08 AM

ahh ok... well it so much awesome in that band im not sure that i would be able to stay straight, just throw in Sean Connery and i would be hooked for the evening.

But then i take

Amy Mcdonald - Acustic Guitar and vocals

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-19-2011, 03:10 AM

Man, I don't actually have a lot of female musicians on my list of awesome people I know the names of, and I definitely don't crush on any of them.

Ummmmkay so I had a while to think about it, and churned out this list:

Chibi (The Birthday Massacre)

Click to view video.

Juliet Lewis (various)

Click to view video.

Jessica Fodera (Jack off Jill, Scarling)

Click to view video.

Tracy Bonham

Click to view video.

Jane Jensen

Click to view video.

Lucia Cifarelli (Drill, MDFMK/KMFDM [for her drill stuff, though, really])

Click to view video.

Lisa Loeb was super hot years ago but I don't think she has a place in this legion of hardass chicks, yet she's the only musician I like that I have had any emotions for as a person of the opposite gender. The music I typically listen to most hasn't exactly got the traits I look for in women? None of the ladies in my list I would really consider "Confident, warm, easy going, potentially motherly, sensitive" so Loeb can sit down here as an island of classic femininity.

Click to view video.

EDIT: added vids

Bomby · 06-20-2011, 11:02 AM

Cute Hipster Chick Alert

Bomby · 08-03-2011, 06:13 PM

Alright, I'm going to try this for realz, yo.

Lead Vocals: Faye Wong (Solo artist)
Backup vocals/Lead Guitar: Bilinda Butcher (My Bloody Valentine)
Backup vocals/Rhythm Guitar: Miki Berenyi (Lush)
Bass: Jenny Lee Lindberg (Warpaint)
Drums: Carla Azar (autolux)

Dux is not you · 08-03-2011, 09:16 PM

mostly my friends and me

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-03-2011, 10:18 PM

^^I can dig it.

^Pretty sure the word for that is narcissism, dude.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Marilink*** · 08-04-2011, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby Dada

Cute Hipster Chick Alert

I knew I had heard this song before but I didn't know why. The next album I turned on was the Scott Pilgrim soundtrack...it's like my subconscious just knew.

Bomby · 08-04-2011, 02:03 PM

Yeah, she can be an alternate for Bilinda or Miki. Jenny Lee Lindberg is probably hottest, though. Warning: Google Image Search for Lindberg is NSFW.

02-26-2011, 12:11 PM	#1
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Fetish Band I posed this query on the Book of Faces the other day & only got one response (so far). Let's try Veegif out: Name some real musicians who you find incredibly attractive and talented & would want to see playing together as a cohesive whole. Preferably include what instrument each plays, in case we haven't heard of a band member. My selections in a few days. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

02-28-2011, 02:42 AM	#3
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Am I cheating if I just say Faye Wong by herself? I could also echo many of the names Panfan posted... Also, I think Beyonce is talented and attractive but I don't like her music. Of course, I've always had a bit of a man-crush on Damon Albarn. He and Faye Wong would be like seriously the best collaboration ever. Last edited by Bomby; 02-28-2011 at 03:07 AM.

02-28-2011, 07:55 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	AI counts, along with anyone else you may know personally. (real musicians) Rachael Leigh Cook as Josie in Josie & the [Puddytats] doesn't count. (not a real musician) And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" Last edited by CaptHayfever; 02-28-2011 at 07:55 PM. Reason: Really, censor?

03-02-2011, 02:17 AM	#6
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	My band (though I couldn't think of a bassist): Zooey Deschanel (vocals, percussion) Deana Judah (vocals, piano) Lindsey Stirling (violin) Audrey Easley (flute) Nancy Wilson (guitar) Meg White (drums) Possibly also with Sara Quin as an extra guitarist & singer. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" Last edited by CaptHayfever; 08-09-2011 at 12:19 AM. Reason: New link for Lindsey.

02-26-2011, 12:58 PM	#2
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	With links to videos of all Zooey Deschanel (Vocals, Piano) Jenny Lewis (Vocals, Bass) Leslie Feist (Vocals, Guitar) Emily Haines (Vocals, Guitar) Florence Welch (Vocals, Percussion) Joanna Newsom (Vocals, Harp) Featuring guest spots by Chan Marshall, PJ Harvey, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Tegan and Sara, Regina Spektor, and Neko Case

02-28-2011, 05:49 AM	#4
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 28,504 Thanks: 1,658 Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,042 Posts	So, like, does including my husband count? Because he's at number one, for reals. Probably add to that Jared Leto of 30 Second to Mars, and Dero Goi of Oomph! to the mix. AI can do programming, Jared gets guitar, and Dero can rock the drums. They will take turns singing. Mmm.

03-02-2011, 04:07 PM	#7
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,822 Times in 1,007 Posts	I think my head would explode if Zooey Deschanel, Jenny Lewis, and Florence Welch did a collaboration. I'd throw Hailey Williams on there too but I dunno if her style would really match...at all. Oh well, it'd be worth a shot.

03-02-2011, 04:51 PM	#8
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ok i make this a bit of all star and tries to not have more than one member from every band. Drums - Dave Grohl Bas, Vocals - Lemmy Rythm Guitar - Steve Cropper Lead Guitar, Vocals - Billy Gibbons Backup Guitar, Vocals - Francis Rossi Organ - John Lord Piano, Vocals - Robert Wells With guests being the other of the Booker T group(Booker T Jones and Duck Dunn), Ozzy and Slash.

03-02-2011, 06:22 PM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	I...didn't know you...swung that way, Jere. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-02-2011, 07:46 PM	#10
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	I don't listen to enough female musicians to really answer this question. uh.

03-16-2011, 10:06 PM	#12
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 28,504 Thanks: 1,658 Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,042 Posts	I get to add Sam Hart (youtube blinktwice4y) to mine. Om nom nom. <3 Ah, Jere. It's a "fetish" band, because you would be attracted to the band members because they're hot/sexy to you, and you also like how they perform music. All your band members there are male. I'm pretty sure you prefer to date women? So it's an amusing mix-up.

03-17-2011, 03:08 AM	#13
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	ahh ok... well it so much awesome in that band im not sure that i would be able to stay straight, just throw in Sean Connery and i would be hooked for the evening. But then i take Amy Mcdonald - Acustic Guitar and vocals

06-20-2011, 11:02 AM	#15
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Cute Hipster Chick Alert

08-03-2011, 06:13 PM	#16
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Alright, I'm going to try this for realz, yo. Lead Vocals: Faye Wong (Solo artist) Backup vocals/Lead Guitar: Bilinda Butcher (My Bloody Valentine) Backup vocals/Rhythm Guitar: Miki Berenyi (Lush) Bass: Jenny Lee Lindberg (Warpaint) Drums: Carla Azar (autolux)

08-03-2011, 09:16 PM	#17
Dux is not you Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Not Columbia Gender: Posts: 1,976 Thanks: 92 Thanked 113 Times in 74 Posts Blog Entries: 1	mostly my friends and me

08-03-2011, 10:18 PM	#18
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^^I can dig it. ^Pretty sure the word for that is narcissism, dude. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-04-2011, 02:03 PM	#20
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Yeah, she can be an alternate for Bilinda or Miki. Jenny Lee Lindberg is probably hottest, though. Warning: Google Image Search for Lindberg is NSFW.