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Old 09-18-2011, 01:34 AM   #1
 
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MISHEARD LYRICS

Re-write a few lyrics to a foreign and/or unintelligable song, until it's fully rewritten, but leave some for the next guy to work with. Let's kick this thing off with a Deathnote track, since it's probably one of the easiest:

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Remove his penis to remove his peen,
Remove his penis to remove his peen,
BALLS,
THEY FALL,




Cursing is all right, just don't evade the censor.
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Old 09-18-2011, 01:46 AM   #2
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"Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll..."

every time. Still today, even. If I make it that far in the song without skipping it (highly unlikely).
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Hold me closer, Tony Danza,
Count the head lice on the highway,
Lady Diamond drinks Splenda,
Had a busy Labor Day!

And remember, "I'm-a luge, a numb Erwin!"
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Old 09-18-2011, 04:12 AM   #4
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damn it.

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Nice idea AI, if we make it to the end this will be epic.

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Remove his penis to remove his peen,
Remove his penis to remove his peen,
BALLS,
THEY FALL,
the white panda man, the white panda man, the white panda man, my finger
the white panda man, the white panda man, the white panda man, my finger
can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, flamingo!
can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, flamingo!
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Remove his penis to remove his peen,
Remove his penis to remove his peen,
BALLS,
THEY FALL,
the white panda man, the white panda man, the white panda man, my finger
the white panda man, the white panda man, the white panda man, my finger
can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, flamingo!
can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, flamingo!
Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie, I'm on a diet now!
Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie,
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Lordi - The Misheard Lyrics - YouTube

and Metalicas Die die my darling.

It reads something like this:

Don't cry to me oh baby
you should have seen it acoming
Don't cry to me oh baby
Had to know it was in your cards
Don't cry to me oh baby
Dead end zone for a Dead end girl
Don't cry to me oh baby
Now your life drains on the floor
Don't cry for me oh baby

What i hear:
Don't grind tomatoes baby
you should have seen it acoming
Don't grind tomatoes baby
Had to know it was in your cards
Don't grind tomatoes baby
Dead end zone for a Dead end girl
Don't grind tomatoes baby
Now your life drains on the floor
Don't grind tomatoes baby

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Old 09-18-2011, 10:20 AM   #9
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Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie, I'm on a diet now!
Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie,
The King of Dubai, the King of Dubai, the King of Dubai's a flamingo!
The King of Dubai, the King of Dubai, the King of Dubai's a flamingo!
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Old 09-18-2011, 11:40 AM   #10
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Magic cheese.
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"Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll..."
You mean that's NOT how the song goes?
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The King of Dubai, the King of Dubai, the King of Dubai's a flamingo!
The King of Dubai, the King of Dubai, the King of Dubai's a flamingo!
Oh i'm late to class, late to class, late to class, Jamaica!

Oh i'm late to class, late to class, late to class, Jamaica!
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Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie, I'm on a diet now!
Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie,
I can't think of anything else for this bit. These are the lyrics.
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Remove his penis to remove his peen,
Remove his penis to remove his peen,
BALLS,
THEY FALL,

the white panda man, the white panda man, the white panda man, my finger
the white panda man, the white panda man, the white panda man, my finger
can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, flamingo!
can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, flamingo!

Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie, I'm on a diet now!
Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie,

The King of Dubai, the King of Dubai, the King of Dubai's a flamingo!
The King of Dubai, the King of Dubai, the King of Dubai's a flamingo!
Oh i'm late to class, late to class, late to class, Jamaica!
Oh i'm late to class, late to class, late to class, Jamaica!

Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie, I'm on a diet now!
Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie,


hey hey, I'll ink a sucker
I think I'll ink a ****er
hey hey, I'll ink a sucker
I think I'll ink a ****er

hey hey, ink a sucker
I think I'll ink a ****er
hey hey, ink a sucker
I think I'll ink a -FIGHT!

hey hey, I'll ink a sucker
hey hey, I'll ink a ****er
hey hey, I'll ink a sucker WATERMELON
hey hey, I'll ink a ****er
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Audi, yeah!
With four wheels!
And on fire!
With Apple Juice!
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Sting - Brand new day.

So misheard in fact that the only words I can comprehend are "brand new day"
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Remove his penis to remove his peen,
Remove his penis to remove his peen,
BALLS,
THEY FALL,

the white panda man, the white panda man, the white panda man, my finger
the white panda man, the white panda man, the white panda man, my finger
can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, flamingo!
can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, can anybody cuss, flamingo!

Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie, I'm on a diet now!
Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie,

The King of Dubai, the King of Dubai, the King of Dubai's a flamingo!
The King of Dubai, the King of Dubai, the King of Dubai's a flamingo!
Oh i'm late to class, late to class, late to class, Jamaica!
Oh i'm late to class, late to class, late to class, Jamaica!

Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie, I'm on a diet now!
Want some sausage pie, ho, so give it to me,
Want some sausage pie,

hey hey, I'll ink a sucker
I think I'll ink a ****er
hey hey, I'll ink a sucker
I think I'll ink a ****er

hey hey, ink a sucker
I think I'll ink a ****er
hey hey, ink a sucker
I think I'll ink a -FIGHT!

hey hey, I'll ink a sucker
hey hey, I'll ink a ****er
hey hey, I'll ink a sucker WATERMELON
hey hey, I'll ink a ****er

Audi, yeah!
With four wheels!
And on fire!
With Apple Juice!

MEET ME AT THE FRONT DOOR
ME, I WAS STROLLING MY HORSE,
SWASTIKA IN WATER,
INSIDE YOUR SMALL-DICK LACK OF LIFE!
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I only mishear lyrics if I can think of something better then what's actually being said.
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