Bowser for President 2004

Introbulus · 09-14-2004, 02:46 PM

Anyone who wants to jump on his ticket feel free. Help us out by making more posters, comics, and ads!

Here's the first (Of what I hope will be many) Ads for the Bowser campaign.

http://www.geocities.com/gcsac2403/Ad.txt

All hail the Koopas!

Introbulus · 09-15-2004, 04:32 PM

Now then...TIME FOR AN INTERVIEW!

Koopa: So, Bowser, you say you want to run for president, but WHY do you want to be president of NC?

Bowser: Well, after countless times of trying to defeat Mario and failing (mostly because of the Gamer's awesome skills, and NOT because of Mario himself), I figured it would be a good step forward to organize the group that's always been against Mario. NC Has always stood it's ground of anti-Marioism, and I will keep that ground if my life depends on it.

Koopa: Really?

Bowser: Sure. I've got about 99 extra lives.

Koopa: Cool. Now that that's settled, what do you plan to do once you make it into office.

Bowser: NC is in dire need of updates. If Jay doesn't do something within the week, I'll rush over to his house and burninate one of his most priceless posessions. That'll motivate his updates!

Koopa: Ruthless, but efficient! And considering how Jay is, he won't be keeping many of his prized posessions for long!

Bowser: Exactly. He has little choice if he wants to keep his SNES alive.

Koopa: I see...now what do you plan on doing about the massive tax inflation? How will our tax rates change?

Bowser: You mean the tax rate of zero percent?

Koopa: Yes.

Bowser: I'll cut it in half.

Koopa: YES! High Score! Okay, so one more question, then we'll be accepting questions from the audience. How do you know Trogdor?

Bowser: We went to Burniniation classes together.

Koopa: Wow! Cool! Okay, now for the audience. Questions, anyone?

(This is where you ask Bowser questions. Go ahead! Ask away!)

Introbulus · 09-15-2004, 04:54 PM

((Realizes the Triple post, but thus far, has been the only one in this topic anyway, and this one is a favor for a (girl)friend. <3))

Another Bowser Ad!

Jonathan Resop · 09-15-2004, 04:57 PM

Um...yeah, I don't think this is a good idea. Then everyone will want to make their own topic. And we'll have twenty of these things. Like I said before...I think it'll be best if we just have one topic per party... Any objections? At least have these topics wait until Sunday.-jay

[ September 15, 2004, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Perrin Aybara ]

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 09-15-2004, 04:59 PM

Objection:

FRED WILL DOMINATE ALL!

That is all.

09-14-2004, 02:46 PM	#1
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 5,186.70 Bank: 1,241.75 Total Points: 6,428.45 Donate	Anyone who wants to jump on his ticket feel free. Help us out by making more posters, comics, and ads! Here's the first (Of what I hope will be many) Ads for the Bowser campaign. http://www.geocities.com/gcsac2403/Ad.txt All hail the Koopas!

09-15-2004, 04:32 PM	#2
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 5,186.70 Bank: 1,241.75 Total Points: 6,428.45 Donate	Now then...TIME FOR AN INTERVIEW! Koopa: So, Bowser, you say you want to run for president, but WHY do you want to be president of NC? Bowser: Well, after countless times of trying to defeat Mario and failing (mostly because of the Gamer's awesome skills, and NOT because of Mario himself), I figured it would be a good step forward to organize the group that's always been against Mario. NC Has always stood it's ground of anti-Marioism, and I will keep that ground if my life depends on it. Koopa: Really? Bowser: Sure. I've got about 99 extra lives. Koopa: Cool. Now that that's settled, what do you plan to do once you make it into office. Bowser: NC is in dire need of updates. If Jay doesn't do something within the week, I'll rush over to his house and burninate one of his most priceless posessions. That'll motivate his updates! Koopa: Ruthless, but efficient! And considering how Jay is, he won't be keeping many of his prized posessions for long! Bowser: Exactly. He has little choice if he wants to keep his SNES alive. Koopa: I see...now what do you plan on doing about the massive tax inflation? How will our tax rates change? Bowser: You mean the tax rate of zero percent? Koopa: Yes. Bowser: I'll cut it in half. Koopa: YES! High Score! Okay, so one more question, then we'll be accepting questions from the audience. How do you know Trogdor? Bowser: We went to Burniniation classes together. Koopa: Wow! Cool! Okay, now for the audience. Questions, anyone? (This is where you ask Bowser questions. Go ahead! Ask away!)

09-15-2004, 04:54 PM	#3
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 5,186.70 Bank: 1,241.75 Total Points: 6,428.45 Donate	((Realizes the Triple post, but thus far, has been the only one in this topic anyway, and this one is a favor for a (girl)friend. <3)) Another Bowser Ad!

09-15-2004, 04:57 PM	#4
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 36,606.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,106.00 Donate	Um...yeah, I don't think this is a good idea. Then everyone will want to make their own topic. And we'll have twenty of these things. Like I said before...I think it'll be best if we just have one topic per party... Any objections? At least have these topics wait until Sunday.-jay [ September 15, 2004, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Perrin Aybara ]

09-15-2004, 04:59 PM	#5
L007 is Cooler than Dylan WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,544 Thanks: 101 Thanked 345 Times in 204 Posts Points: 2,261.05 Bank: 33,352.42 Total Points: 35,613.47 Donate	Objection: FRED WILL DOMINATE ALL! That is all.