Re-Elect President Bill! (Official Bill Moose Party Campaign Topic.) - VGF

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-15-2004, 04:39 PM

That's right, folks! This time around, Bill promises more for NC land! Three such things are on this very poster!

Note: MAY take awhile to actually start working. Be patient, as Tripods my main host now. :/

Annnnndd....An interview of our current president!:

Beam: Going Afternoon, President Clinton.

Bill: It's Bill.

Beam: Right. What did I say?

Bill:...Um...forgetit. Do you have any questions for my campaign?

Beam: Yes, indeed. First off, you'll pass a law for....required permits for wearing speedos?

Bill: Indeed, I am. *Points over to Fred, whom is lying around in breifs.*

Bill: See that man? Do you really want to see stuff like that at home...or at the beach or....at home?

Beam: Not really....but you DO realise he's wearing breifs, not speedos?

Bill: Now I do. But do you REALLY want to see him in speedos?

Beam: Alright, don't want to think about it. NExt question.....You plan to fund the school board to put a stop to gangs?

Bill: That's right, Beam. You see those Tonberry's over there? Mugging that poor old man?

Beam: Um...yeah. Shouldn't we stop them?

Bill: Are you crazy? I'm the president for crying out loud.

Beam:.....okaay. Anyways, go on.

Bill: If we educate them, they'll realize a life beyond gangs and violance and even live a prosperous life.

Beam: Interesting. But Tonberries arn't NC's..

Bill: That's right, they're Immigrants. From Square. That's another problem I plan to fix with a river of gasoline on fire across the border of Square land and NC land.

Beam: Sounds like a cool tourist site. And for the last question....Funding for 'Finding a way to summon Mega Paper Mario to defeat the Toad-Bowser thing'?

Bill: Hey, it destroyed the local Pizza Hut. And I am in no way in hell going to let him get away with that!

Beam: Me neither.

Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Clinton.

Bill: It's.....nevermind. Good day to you, too.

[Bill for Pres. '04]

[ September 15, 2004, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: Beam Yosho the Drunkard ]

Jonathan Resop · 09-15-2004, 05:02 PM

Bill has to wait until Sunday, too.-jay

09-15-2004, 04:39 PM	#1
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 22,460.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 22,960.39 Donate	That's right, folks! This time around, Bill promises more for NC land! Three such things are on this very poster! Note: MAY take awhile to actually start working. Be patient, as Tripods my main host now. :/ Annnnndd....An interview of our current president!: Beam: Going Afternoon, President Clinton. Bill: It's Bill. Beam: Right. What did I say? Bill:...Um...forgetit. Do you have any questions for my campaign? Beam: Yes, indeed. First off, you'll pass a law for....required permits for wearing speedos? Bill: Indeed, I am. Points over to Fred, whom is lying around in breifs. Bill: See that man? Do you really want to see stuff like that at home...or at the beach or....at home? Beam: Not really....but you DO realise he's wearing breifs, not speedos? Bill: Now I do. But do you REALLY want to see him in speedos? Beam: Alright, don't want to think about it. NExt question.....You plan to fund the school board to put a stop to gangs? Bill: That's right, Beam. You see those Tonberry's over there? Mugging that poor old man? Beam: Um...yeah. Shouldn't we stop them? Bill: Are you crazy? I'm the president for crying out loud. Beam:.....okaay. Anyways, go on. Bill: If we educate them, they'll realize a life beyond gangs and violance and even live a prosperous life. Beam: Interesting. But Tonberries arn't NC's.. Bill: That's right, they're Immigrants. From Square. That's another problem I plan to fix with a river of gasoline on fire across the border of Square land and NC land. Beam: Sounds like a cool tourist site. And for the last question....Funding for 'Finding a way to summon Mega Paper Mario to defeat the Toad-Bowser thing'? Bill: Hey, it destroyed the local Pizza Hut. And I am in no way in hell going to let him get away with that! Beam: Me neither. Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Clinton. Bill: It's.....nevermind. Good day to you, too. [Bill for Pres. '04] [ September 15, 2004, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: Beam Yosho the Drunkard ]

09-15-2004, 05:02 PM	#2
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 34,069.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 34,569.00 Donate	Bill has to wait until Sunday, too.-jay