Official NC Election Primaries Discussion Topic - Neglectocrats

Jonathan Resop · 09-19-2004, 06:20 PM

This topic is for the candidates of the Neglectocrats to discuss, debate, and promote themselves for the upcoming Primary Election (Date TBD). You are free to put up campaign posters and have speeches, in hopes of convincing voters to vote for your candidate in the Neglectocrat Primary. The winner of the Primary gets to go on to the General Election. The winner also gets to choose a running mate after the Primary is over. Here are the candidates who are running in this party (CM = Campaign Manager):

- Captain Churro - CM: Lord Reid
- Fred - CM: L007
- Luigi - CM: Sarcasm
- Magruder - CM: cell84
- Jill - CM: Andre
- Goombario - CM: Glyph Phoenix
- Red Starshade Bro - CM: Setlik0
- Kolorado - CM: Jared

You are free to role play as your character and interact with other candidates. Please, no fighting or misbehaving. And remember, no one picks any running mates, or you'll suffer being mocked by everyone else.

I think that's all that needs to be said. So with that, let the campaigns begin!-jay

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 09-19-2004, 06:38 PM

I think my poster shall win [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Fred: Vote for me and I'll Deathray Bill!

Visit Chao Adventures in the Comix Thread! Go and read them, now!

OcarinaMan · 09-19-2004, 07:41 PM

Fred's deathrays will put thousands of Bob-ombs out of a job.

Super N · 09-19-2004, 08:18 PM

(Posted by Sarcasm [and edited slightly to avoid confusion] on 9/15/04)

Orlando:We're sorry,folks.Luigi cannot make it in person as he is in Aisa,working to feed the poor Iraqi...
*clip comes up of Luigi in a tanning spa in Hawaii*
Poser:Toad,we all know that's Mario in a green hat.
Mario:Aww...*walks off-screen*
Toad:I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE AGAINST YOUR BLASPHAMY!!!
(Later...)
Protesters:TOAD IS A RADICAL EXTREMIST!TOAD IS A-
*clip stops short*
Orlando:O...kay...
Poser:You DID sound like Fawful just now,Toad...Toad?Toad?Where are you?
Orlando:Ran off,I believe.Anyway,he will be answering our questions over E-mail.( BOLD SIGNIFIES TYPING) Luigi,what is your view on the lack of updates?
Luigi: Jay is a very busy man,but I think NC should be put on his agenda as well.If elected,I will try my best to have Jay update more,as it's his job.
Poser:I like it.
Orlando: And what will you do about the moron crisis?
Luigi: I think morons are inevitable.Some have suggested we put them in a small area,making it impossible for them to interact with any but themselves,but I think this is cruel.But I do think we should bring back the comic "Back to School" as a series and put the Morons in it in an effort to teach them.
Poser:Pure genius...I love it.
Orlando: How would you feel if Bill was re-elected?
Luigi: Bill was a good bird.However, I thinkhe didn't do well in his office,and,let's face it,he was a bit of a lame duck.
Poser:Heh.Bird pun.
Orlando: Thank you for your time,Luigi.*shuts off computer*
Poser:*is straining to hold composure*
Orlando:Poser?Are you okay?
Poser:A VOTE FOR LUIGI IS A GOOD VOTE!!!YEAH!WHOO HOO!VOTE FOR HIM!
Orlando:Poser,we're not supposed to be biased...
Poser:I DON'T CARE!!!HE'S JUST TOO GOOD!
-----
Later,Sunday,Sept. 19th...

A huge crowd has gathered for Luigi's campaign speech.Chatting busily,they quiet as Luigi himself,the symbol of Neglectedness,steps up to the podium.
Luigi:Friends,I'd like to thank you for coming here. I want to talk about the energy crisis. Lately, Bowser's frequent attack's on the Mushroom Kingdom,coupled with the fact that Jay's comics have been getting flashier and flashier,have drained much of our energy.So what is the solution to this problem?Some have suggested Electric Pokemon.No,Jay recoils at the thought of it.Some say to just leave it alone.But this problem has to be taken care of. Here's the solution:
Spam.
Yes,spam.Once purified,Spam is an incredible fuel resource. The number of Junk E-mails Jay alone gets in one day could support the United States,in style,for 6 months! Others have thought of this before,you say?True.But it has been impossible to achieve.
But if elected President,I have plans for a factory...a factory than can purify Spam...a factory...FOR THE FUTURE!!!
*people cheer*

SHAdOWluigi28 · 09-19-2004, 08:30 PM

i vote fred!and his partner bowser! [img]smile.gif[/img]

cell84 · 09-19-2004, 10:00 PM

I believe my poster speaks for itself!

Glyph Phoenix · 09-20-2004, 09:55 AM

You can't can't not vote for UnGoombario because...

He had a move called Multibonk, where he just kept hitting the enemy until you stopped pressing the A button at the right time. So really, he's invincible, YOU'RE just not.

That, and he can locate the weakness of pretty much any enemy just by looking at it. LOOKING AT IT.

In short,

.

Vote Goombario '04.

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 09-20-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Obi-two Kenobi:
Fred's deathrays will put thousands of Bob-ombs out of a job.

Stay in your topic!

Fred: DEATHRAY! **Blasts Ocarinaman out of Neglectorcrats**

Visit Chao Adventures in the Comix Thread! Go and read them, now!

SHAdOW_luigi28 · 09-21-2004, 10:51 PM

well i still want fred and his companian bowser! [img]smile.gif[/img]

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 09-21-2004, 10:56 PM

^ Yeah? Well...

ANGST. (Insert evil [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] here)

SHAdOWluigi28 · 09-22-2004, 03:53 PM

^i want presents!I WANT PRESENTS!

DJ Ryan · 09-22-2004, 03:59 PM

Welcome to 60 Minutes, with Jill, member of the Neglectocratic party.

Crazy Hand: So Jill, yo uare running for president of NC, am I correct?
Jill: Yes, you are.
CH: What do you plan to do if you are elected?
Jill: Well, I was thinking about reinnovating NC, you know, helping Jay with a lot of things, and bossing the people around.
CH: What goals are you setting for the future?
Jill: Goals? What're these goals you speak of?
CH: Uh....things you plan, to do
Jill: Well, get rid of Fred that's for sure
Andre *offstage*: Hey, we agreed no personal attacks
Jill: Bah! Get a life
Andre: Fine, then you'll have no campaign manager.
Jill: Did I say that, Oh I'm sorry? *winks*
CH: So, What're your comments on some of the other members of your party?
Jill: Well...
Captain Churro is an allout idiot, I don't know WHY anyone would vote for him
*Churro flies in and hits Jill upside the head*
Jill: Ow, CRAP!
-Fred is a jerkwad, a total LOOSER! *Jills hit once again*
Luigi is okay, I mean, he IS neglected
Magruder is a psychopath, he tried to kill me, you don't want that...no....you don't..
Like, Goombario is, who?
Red Starshade Bro, Pah! I've never even heard of him
Kolorado, the guy can't even find his own home.
*Jill is hit by an entourage of toys thrown by the other candidates* OW!
CH: well, we're going to go, before I get killed, tune in next time, when my cousin will be hosting!

Toad556 · 09-22-2004, 04:25 PM

Doin that for you Dre

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 09-23-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SHAdOW luigi commands beef:
^i want presents!I WANT PRESENTS!

...

Anyways...

Fred: I feel that you should vote for me for a number of reason:

1. Let's face it, I'm Fred! You should at least vote for me to the Primaries! Wouldn't you love to see an election race between me and Bill?

2. My competition of Neglectocrats... let's face it, barely any pose a threat. There may be a few, but I know how to handl-**Kicks a bag**- Handle them.

3. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME, I'LL BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE! **Destroys a house**

Visit Chao Adventures in the Comix Thread! Go and read them, now!
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This post has been made in order to ruin the Prophecy of the Demise of VGF.

SHAdOWluigi28 · 09-23-2004, 07:14 PM

ya know,if fred gets to be the president
hell finnaly boss bill around [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jared Steven · 09-24-2004, 08:43 AM

A vote for Kolorado is a vote for tomarrow.

**L007 is Cooler than Dylan** · 09-24-2004, 10:00 AM

Since CodieKitty is doing King Lemming, I'll just "borrow" her poster that she made.

(Borrow as in stealing and giving no credit even though you know it was made by CK because I have no Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro or whatever)

(Oh, and Shadow Luigi, stop being an art thief)

Glyph Phoenix · 09-28-2004, 05:07 PM

If Goombario is elected president I promise a text based Neglected Characters RPG.

Glyph Phoenix · 10-01-2004, 02:36 AM

Allow me to elaborate:

DJ Ryan · 10-03-2004, 12:11 AM

09-19-2004, 06:20 PM	#1
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 36,602.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 37,102.00 Donate	This topic is for the candidates of the Neglectocrats to discuss, debate, and promote themselves for the upcoming Primary Election (Date TBD). You are free to put up campaign posters and have speeches, in hopes of convincing voters to vote for your candidate in the Neglectocrat Primary. The winner of the Primary gets to go on to the General Election. The winner also gets to choose a running mate after the Primary is over. Here are the candidates who are running in this party (CM = Campaign Manager): - Captain Churro - CM: Lord Reid - Fred - CM: L007 - Luigi - CM: Sarcasm - Magruder - CM: cell84 - Jill - CM: Andre - Goombario - CM: Glyph Phoenix - Red Starshade Bro - CM: Setlik0 - Kolorado - CM: Jared You are free to role play as your character and interact with other candidates. Please, no fighting or misbehaving. And remember, no one picks any running mates, or you'll suffer being mocked by everyone else. I think that's all that needs to be said. So with that, let the campaigns begin!-jay

09-19-2004, 06:38 PM	#2
L007 is Cooler than Dylan WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,544 Thanks: 101 Thanked 345 Times in 204 Posts Points: 2,259.05 Bank: 33,352.42 Total Points: 35,611.47 Donate	I think my poster shall win [img]tongue.gif[/img] Fred: Vote for me and I'll Deathray Bill! Visit Chao Adventures in the Comix Thread! Go and read them, now!

09-19-2004, 07:41 PM	#3
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,442.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,942.77 Donate	Fred's deathrays will put thousands of Bob-ombs out of a job.

09-19-2004, 08:18 PM	#4
Super N Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: A secret underground base near your house Posts: 1,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 10,893.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,393.50 Donate	(Posted by Sarcasm [and edited slightly to avoid confusion] on 9/15/04) Orlando:We're sorry,folks.Luigi cannot make it in person as he is in Aisa,working to feed the poor Iraqi... clip comes up of Luigi in a tanning spa in Hawaii Poser:Toad,we all know that's Mario in a green hat. Mario:Aww...walks off-screen Toad:I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE AGAINST YOUR BLASPHAMY!!! (Later...) Protesters:TOAD IS A RADICAL EXTREMIST!TOAD IS A- clip stops short Orlando:O...kay... Poser:You DID sound like Fawful just now,Toad...Toad?Toad?Where are you? Orlando:Ran off,I believe.Anyway,he will be answering our questions over E-mail.( BOLD SIGNIFIES TYPING) Luigi,what is your view on the lack of updates? Luigi: Jay is a very busy man,but I think NC should be put on his agenda as well.If elected,I will try my best to have Jay update more,as it's his job. Poser:I like it. Orlando: And what will you do about the moron crisis? Luigi: I think morons are inevitable.Some have suggested we put them in a small area,making it impossible for them to interact with any but themselves,but I think this is cruel.But I do think we should bring back the comic "Back to School" as a series and put the Morons in it in an effort to teach them. Poser:Pure genius...I love it. Orlando: How would you feel if Bill was re-elected? Luigi: Bill was a good bird.However, I thinkhe didn't do well in his office,and,let's face it,he was a bit of a lame duck. Poser:Heh.Bird pun. Orlando: Thank you for your time,Luigi.shuts off computer Poser:is straining to hold composure Orlando:Poser?Are you okay? Poser:A VOTE FOR LUIGI IS A GOOD VOTE!!!YEAH!WHOO HOO!VOTE FOR HIM! Orlando:Poser,we're not supposed to be biased... Poser:I DON'T CARE!!!HE'S JUST TOO GOOD! ----- Later,Sunday,Sept. 19th... A huge crowd has gathered for Luigi's campaign speech.Chatting busily,they quiet as Luigi himself,the symbol of Neglectedness,steps up to the podium. Luigi:Friends,I'd like to thank you for coming here. I want to talk about the energy crisis. Lately, Bowser's frequent attack's on the Mushroom Kingdom,coupled with the fact that Jay's comics have been getting flashier and flashier,have drained much of our energy.So what is the solution to this problem?Some have suggested Electric Pokemon.No,Jay recoils at the thought of it.Some say to just leave it alone.But this problem has to be taken care of. Here's the solution: Spam. Yes,spam.Once purified,Spam is an incredible fuel resource. The number of Junk E-mails Jay alone gets in one day could support the United States,in style,for 6 months! Others have thought of this before,you say?True.But it has been impossible to achieve. But if elected President,I have plans for a factory...a factory than can purify Spam...a factory...FOR THE FUTURE!!! people cheer

09-19-2004, 08:30 PM	#5
SHAdOWluigi28 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: huh? Posts: 63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,850.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,350.00 Donate	i vote fred!and his partner bowser! [img]smile.gif[/img]

09-19-2004, 10:00 PM	#6
cell84 Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Jai Guru Deva Om Gender: Posts: 1,505 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,977.38 Bank: 1,359.39 Total Points: 4,336.77 Donate	I believe my poster speaks for itself!

09-20-2004, 09:55 AM	#7
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,042.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,542.00 Donate	You can't can't not vote for UnGoombario because... He had a move called Multibonk, where he just kept hitting the enemy until you stopped pressing the A button at the right time. So really, he's invincible, YOU'RE just not. That, and he can locate the weakness of pretty much any enemy just by looking at it. LOOKING AT IT. In short, . Vote Goombario '04.

09-21-2004, 10:51 PM	#9
SHAdOW_luigi28 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: huh? Posts: 40 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,272.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,772.00 Donate	well i still want fred and his companian bowser! [img]smile.gif[/img]

09-21-2004, 10:56 PM	#10
L007 is Cooler than Dylan WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,544 Thanks: 101 Thanked 345 Times in 204 Posts Points: 2,259.05 Bank: 33,352.42 Total Points: 35,611.47 Donate	^ Yeah? Well... ANGST. (Insert evil [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] here)

09-22-2004, 03:53 PM	#11
SHAdOWluigi28 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: huh? Posts: 63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,850.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,350.00 Donate	^i want presents!I WANT PRESENTS!

09-22-2004, 03:59 PM	#12
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,424 Thanks: 1,068 Thanked 716 Times in 415 Posts Points: 38,845.34 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 982,886.50 Donate	Welcome to 60 Minutes, with Jill, member of the Neglectocratic party. Crazy Hand: So Jill, yo uare running for president of NC, am I correct? Jill: Yes, you are. CH: What do you plan to do if you are elected? Jill: Well, I was thinking about reinnovating NC, you know, helping Jay with a lot of things, and bossing the people around. CH: What goals are you setting for the future? Jill: Goals? What're these goals you speak of? CH: Uh....things you plan, to do Jill: Well, get rid of Fred that's for sure Andre offstage: Hey, we agreed no personal attacks Jill: Bah! Get a life Andre: Fine, then you'll have no campaign manager. Jill: Did I say that, Oh I'm sorry? winks CH: So, What're your comments on some of the other members of your party? Jill: Well... Captain Churro is an allout idiot, I don't know WHY anyone would vote for him Churro flies in and hits Jill upside the head Jill: Ow, CRAP! -Fred is a jerkwad, a total LOOSER! Jills hit once again Luigi is okay, I mean, he IS neglected Magruder is a psychopath, he tried to kill me, you don't want that...no....you don't.. Like, Goombario is, who? Red Starshade Bro, Pah! I've never even heard of him Kolorado, the guy can't even find his own home. Jill is hit by an entourage of toys thrown by the other candidates OW! CH: well, we're going to go, before I get killed, tune in next time, when my cousin will be hosting!

09-22-2004, 04:25 PM	#13
Toad556 Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pffft <insert witty comment here> Gender: Posts: 687 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 29,409.71 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 29,909.71 Donate	Doin that for you Dre

09-23-2004, 07:14 PM	#15
SHAdOWluigi28 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: huh? Posts: 63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,850.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,350.00 Donate	ya know,if fred gets to be the president hell finnaly boss bill around [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-24-2004, 08:43 AM	#16
Jared Steven Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Racine Wisconson U.S.A. Posts: 132 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,591.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,091.00 Donate	A vote for Kolorado is a vote for tomarrow.

09-24-2004, 10:00 AM	#17
L007 is Cooler than Dylan WELL I AM. Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,544 Thanks: 101 Thanked 345 Times in 204 Posts Points: 2,259.05 Bank: 33,352.42 Total Points: 35,611.47 Donate	Since CodieKitty is doing King Lemming, I'll just "borrow" her poster that she made. (Borrow as in stealing and giving no credit even though you know it was made by CK because I have no Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro or whatever) (Oh, and Shadow Luigi, stop being an art thief)

09-28-2004, 05:07 PM	#18
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,042.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,542.00 Donate	If Goombario is elected president I promise a text based Neglected Characters RPG.

10-01-2004, 02:36 AM	#19
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,042.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,542.00 Donate	Allow me to elaborate:

10-03-2004, 12:11 AM	#20
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,424 Thanks: 1,068 Thanked 716 Times in 415 Posts Points: 38,845.34 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 982,886.50 Donate