Official NC Election Primaries Discussion Topic - Radical Extremists - Page 3 - VGF

Codiekitty · 09-25-2004, 01:06 PM

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

OcarinaMan · 09-25-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by EXPLODE:
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________________________________
|_____________FLASH_____________|
|_Bombette was just seen blowing|
|_up, EXploding, and otherwise__|
|_Destroying the local _________|
|_MArio lookout tower. Survivors,|
|_ None ________________________|
</pre>

[/quote]Typo: What said "Mario lookout tower" was meant to say, "Mario's lookout tower."

Bombette has started the fight against Mario. Wouldn't she make a great president?

A note to everybody foolish enough to run against Bombette...

[ September 25, 2004, 07:15 PM: Message edited by: Obi-two Kenobi ]

Mr.Hammermap · 09-25-2004, 11:06 PM

King Boo's rebuttals and stuff:
Petey Pirahna: It's fine. Pirahna beans eat everything anyhow. They could kill themselves doing so!
Bombette: No. My Boo's are. If I was afraid, I wouln't have kidnapped him! You lie even more. You are 100% good! Why else did you join with him? And, you were just annyoed with the Koopa bros! And, I would lock him in a prison, and this time Luigi wouldn't have to have freed him! And you actually did destroy a Mario Lookout tower. If you did destroy Mario's Lookout tower, why would he have one? He would have just started stuffing his face in a restaruant!
Waluigi: Yes, you are a lifeless husk. You actually have no personality. You just hate, like, or want those things! And, husk is like a covering. You skin is all thats there, unless Nintendo proves to us soon you even deserve to exist! Although, if you had a better name, you would probably deserve to exist. I blame Nintendo.
Random Slogan!
King Boo is the way to go! NC's Future is bright and shiny under King Boo's presidency! And everyone loves shinyness!

OcarinaMan · 09-26-2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by Chompmaster says go to CM's Advice:
No. My Boo's are.

And you're afraid of him. King Boo? Mo' like King Wuss!

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If I was afraid, I wouln't have kidnapped him!

But you are afraid. You hired the other ghosts to kidnap him.

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You are 100% good! Why else did you join with him?

I joined him for the money and the chance to unleash my homicidal rage on various creatures.

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And, you were just annyoed with the Koopa bros!

Of course I was. They made me go to jail without passing "GO" or collecting $200.

Quote:

And, I would lock him in a prison, and this time Luigi wouldn't have to have freed him!

You keep talking, but I'll I hear is "bla bla bla!"

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And you actually did destroy a Mario Lookout tower. If you did destroy Mario's Lookout tower, why would he have one? He would have just started stuffing his face in a restaruant!

He would have one to loook out for his enemies. He's got a lot of them, you know. BTW, Mario is a vegetarian, so he wouldn't have done that. If you think that Mario is not a serious threat, you're too stupid to be president.

Remember, a vote for King Boo is a vote for terrorism!

[ September 26, 2004, 10:06 AM: Message edited by: Obi-two Kenobi ]

That Guy · 09-26-2004, 10:42 AM

More news!

</font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;">
|_____________FLASH_____________|
|_Bombette was just seen blowing|
|_up, EXploding, and otherwise__|
|_Destroying the local _________|
|_MArio lookout tower. Survivors,|
|_ None ________________________|
|_______________________________|
|_______________________________|
|over 400 NCs were killed in the|
|EXpolison______________________|
| BOmbette claims:______________|
| "It was MARIO's Lookout tower_|
| You dolt." People ask 2 questions|
|1. Why would ncs be at marios lookout tower?|
|2. Why does mario have a look out tower?|
|3. Why does this paper strecth outward?|
| More news at 11_______________|
</pre>[/quote]And mario is too stupid to know who his enemys ARE, let alone build a lookout tower and look out for them.

[ September 26, 2004, 10:48 AM: Message edited by: EXPLODE ]

OcarinaMan · 09-26-2004, 12:09 PM

Mario is the head of the Italian Mafia. You don't get there by being stupid. He just acts stupid to throw his enemies off guard. Also, the 400 "NCs" were hired by Mario. They were on his side.
Remember: If you think Mario is stupid, then you're stupid! (Especially if you can't spell explosion correctly.) "Expolison"? Sheesh...

[ September 26, 2004, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: Obi-two Kenobi ]

**Sean P Kelly** · 09-26-2004, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gerkinman:
Poster 2:

That Guy · 09-28-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Obi-two Kenobi:
Mario is the head of the Italian Mafia. You don't get there by being stupid. He just acts stupid to throw his enemies off guard. Also, the 400 "NCs" were hired by Mario. They were on his side.
Remember: If you think Mario is stupid, then you're stupid! (Especially if you can't spell explosion correctly.) "Expolison"? Sheesh...

How would you know this... unless...

SHE* WORKS FOR THE MARIO SECRET SERVICE**. (Composed of 3 nine-year olds. And her. I guess)

And its called "Typos". Prehaps you've heard of them?

* Assuming bombetter said that, of course.

** Found using sattelite imagery. (I'm not the best speller, so i'm a complete idiot. Good system.

) If you vote for Fawful no Marios will get close to NC.

[ September 28, 2004, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: EXPLODE ]

Gerkinman · 09-29-2004, 01:21 PM

Waluigi's Rebuttals:
King Boo:I feel emotion And I'm no-ones puppet. Mario and Nintendo are alike. I prefer SEGA!

Dr. Crackle:I AM honest! I'm definatly evil. Thus, I'm not two faced. I want To take over NC land For 4 Reasons:
1. To kill Mario
2. To stop Bill being elected again
3. To persuade Nintendo to give me better storylines (So I'm not a filler any more)
4. To be an evil dictator!

But think about this. If I'm a filler, then I'm more Neglected then you all are! (Apart from King Lemming) I've never had a starring role and I was never wanted to be created. No-one likes me. Therefore I've got an edge!

Election Motto:
I'm Neglected
You're Neglected
We're Neglected
Go NC!

Introbulus · 09-29-2004, 01:40 PM

A new political announcement for Bowser for 2004!

Voiceover: Many of the candidates you know have been tied to scandals, including the support and/or restrictions placed upon Speedo wearing, plots for world destruction, reportedly trying to conquer NC Land for their own sick and twisted benefits, severe psychological problems, extreme environmental acts, split-personalities, and lastly, but not leastly, the fear, allowance, and support of Marios in our own land! Do you want any of these candidates to be your new president? I think not.

Bowser: Hello. I'm Bowser Koopa. You all know me as Mario's #1 enemy. My goals are clear-cut. To keep Mario out and to push forward more updates! I don't support any extreme actions such as dictatorship, excessive planting of deadly piranha plants (though I do enjoy clean, fresh air). I've always been very orderly about keeping all the lands I watch over clean and orderly, and in tip top condition both physically and mentally. You can trust me to lead this website to greatness. Vote for me, for honesty.

Bowser for 2004. Bowser, a name you can trust.

Koopa: What about Speedos?

Bowser: I don't hold anything against people who MUST wear them, but for those who would rather not (ahem) "see" this display...(Holds up a pair of sunglasses) Extra-dark sunglasses for all! (Passes them out to the crowd)

Crowd: (Cheers)

Codiekitty · 09-29-2004, 05:05 PM

King Lemming: Um, I'm honestly not sure what's going on here, I seem to have been forgotten. Or else everybody thinks I'm Switzerland, which I'm not.

Um...

...vote for me. Because if you don't and I win, I'll turn you into a lemming. And you'll go walking off a cliff.

Oh yes, and I'll turn all my opponents into lemmings, too. Wouldn't a Bowser lemmings be so cool? Elect me, and you'll get to see one!

King Lemming over and out.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Introbulus · 10-05-2004, 08:34 AM

Scandal! Bill's reputation shot down in flames! Also, Bowser's enviornmental policies shine through!

Gerkinman · 10-07-2004, 02:04 PM

Musical Comic 1 (Music used: In The Navy by The Village People):

Comic X:

(Please put both on website (They're new))

[ October 08, 2004, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: Gerkinman ]

Introbulus · 10-08-2004, 09:18 PM

Put it up! XD

[ October 08, 2004, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Bowser: Vote Me for 2004 ]

Codiekitty · 10-09-2004, 10:27 AM

King Lemming: I noticed something about Waluigi's most recent anti-Bill ad.

Well, this is one point I can give to Bill. Sure, he may support Pikachu and Jigglypuff, but his support for Mewtwo more than twelve times makes up for that.

If Waluigi doesn't support Mewtwo, he's unworthy of presidency.

Me? I support Mewtwo, Lugia, Groudon, and Kyogre, basically all the powerful cool looking ones. But I detest Pikachu, Jigglypuff, basically all the super-cute and weak as a pillow Pokemon, and Rayquaza.

*takes out a clip-board, takes out glasses, unfolds them, puts them on* In case you didn't know, Rayquaza is actually quite slow, even with a Speed boosting Nature, such as Naive. And, because it is a Flying Dragon, it's 4x weak against Ice. And, it has lousy Special Defense. Just about anything can learn Ice Beam, and a single Ice Beam from nigh anything can take out Rayquaza in a single blow. Therefore, Rayquaza sucks. *removes glasses, folds them up, and places them in right breast pocket*

There, I may support certain Pokemon, but at least I know what I'm talking about. Unlike Waluigi. Waluigi is just pulling stuff about his rear end, going with the crowd if you might say.

...

WALUIGI IS A FLIP-FLOPPER! DON'T TRUST HIM!

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

**L007 is Undecided** · 10-09-2004, 12:42 PM

Can't... choose... between King Lemming and Dr. Crackle!

OcarinaMan · 10-09-2004, 12:46 PM

Can't choose? Then let Bombette choose for you.

Bombette learned her ballot-counting skills from Al Gore himself.

BTW, King Lemming and Dr. Crackle eat babies. It's true!

PresidentBill · 10-09-2004, 11:12 PM

For the record, I only support pokemon while they are beating up Mario or helping others beat up Mario.

With the exception of Pidgeot. I feel like that's a tip of nintendo's hat to my great race.

Gerkinman · 10-10-2004, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Can't... choose... between King Lemming and Dr. Crackle!

Waluigi: What! I've worked my socks off doing loads of comics and posters, and you choose the two people who do the least work! I've put the most effort in!

Quote:

WALUIGI IS A FLIP-FLOPPER! DON'T TRUST HIM!

Gerkinman: Most of you probably think I (And Waluigi) hate Pokemon because Jay (or other people) do. This assumption is incorrect. I hate pokemon because of the Occult influences it applies on the youth of today. (Waluigi hates it because he's not in it)

[ October 10, 2004, 04:14 AM: Message edited by: Gerkinman ]

Codiekitty · 10-10-2004, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Obi-two Kenobi:
BTW, King Lemming and Dr. Crackle eat babies. It's true!

King Lemming: Of course I eat babies! Baby chickens! In the form of eggs! Everybody eats eggs... well, except for vegen vegetarians, who eat only plants. But Lacto-ovo vegetarians eat veggies, milk, and eggs.

Plus, eggs are an excellent source of protein, which is why many vegetarians do eat them instead of the rice-bean mixture. And the cholesterol in the yolk isn't as bad as in, say, bacon grease like everybody seems to think.

So eat your eggs!

But trust me, I don't eat veal. Even I have my morals.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

[ October 10, 2004, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]

09-25-2004, 01:06 PM	#41
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,770.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,065,221.46 Donate	First Interview With King Lemming Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

09-25-2004, 11:06 PM	#43
Mr.Hammermap Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,612.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,112.00 Donate	King Boo's rebuttals and stuff: Petey Pirahna: It's fine. Pirahna beans eat everything anyhow. They could kill themselves doing so! Bombette: No. My Boo's are. If I was afraid, I wouln't have kidnapped him! You lie even more. You are 100% good! Why else did you join with him? And, you were just annyoed with the Koopa bros! And, I would lock him in a prison, and this time Luigi wouldn't have to have freed him! And you actually did destroy a Mario Lookout tower. If you did destroy Mario's Lookout tower, why would he have one? He would have just started stuffing his face in a restaruant! Waluigi: Yes, you are a lifeless husk. You actually have no personality. You just hate, like, or want those things! And, husk is like a covering. You skin is all thats there, unless Nintendo proves to us soon you even deserve to exist! Although, if you had a better name, you would probably deserve to exist. I blame Nintendo. Random Slogan! King Boo is the way to go! NC's Future is bright and shiny under King Boo's presidency! And everyone loves shinyness!

09-26-2004, 10:42 AM	#45
That Guy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,232 Thanks: 279 Thanked 144 Times in 108 Posts Points: 15,681.72 Bank: 27,447.41 Total Points: 43,129.13 Donate	More news! </font><blockquote>code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;"> \|_____________FLASH_____________\| \|_Bombette was just seen blowing\| \|_up, EXploding, and otherwise__\| \|_Destroying the local _________\| \|_MArio lookout tower. Survivors,\| \|_ None ________________________\| \|_______________________________\| \|_______________________________\| \|over 400 NCs were killed in the\| \|EXpolison______________________\| \| BOmbette claims:______________\| \| "It was MARIO's Lookout tower_\| \| You dolt." People ask 2 questions\| \|1. Why would ncs be at marios lookout tower?\| \|2. Why does mario have a look out tower?\| \|3. Why does this paper strecth outward?\| \| More news at 11_______________\| </pre>[/quote]And mario is too stupid to know who his enemys ARE, let alone build a lookout tower and look out for them. [ September 26, 2004, 10:48 AM: Message edited by: EXPLODE ]

09-26-2004, 12:09 PM	#46
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 7,936.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,436.77 Donate	Mario is the head of the Italian Mafia. You don't get there by being stupid. He just acts stupid to throw his enemies off guard. Also, the 400 "NCs" were hired by Mario. They were on his side. Remember: If you think Mario is stupid, then you're stupid! (Especially if you can't spell explosion correctly.) "Expolison"? Sheesh... [ September 26, 2004, 12:12 PM: Message edited by: Obi-two Kenobi ]

09-29-2004, 01:21 PM	#49
Gerkinman Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Somewhere, beyond the sea... Gender: Posts: 110 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,337.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,837.00 Donate	Waluigi's Rebuttals: King Boo:I feel emotion And I'm no-ones puppet. Mario and Nintendo are alike. I prefer SEGA! Dr. Crackle:I AM honest! I'm definatly evil. Thus, I'm not two faced. I want To take over NC land For 4 Reasons: 1. To kill Mario 2. To stop Bill being elected again 3. To persuade Nintendo to give me better storylines (So I'm not a filler any more) 4. To be an evil dictator! But think about this. If I'm a filler, then I'm more Neglected then you all are! (Apart from King Lemming) I've never had a starring role and I was never wanted to be created. No-one likes me. Therefore I've got an edge! Election Motto: I'm Neglected You're Neglected We're Neglected Go NC!

09-29-2004, 01:40 PM	#50
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,489.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 5,707.10 Donate	A new political announcement for Bowser for 2004! Voiceover: Many of the candidates you know have been tied to scandals, including the support and/or restrictions placed upon Speedo wearing, plots for world destruction, reportedly trying to conquer NC Land for their own sick and twisted benefits, severe psychological problems, extreme environmental acts, split-personalities, and lastly, but not leastly, the fear, allowance, and support of Marios in our own land! Do you want any of these candidates to be your new president? I think not. Bowser: Hello. I'm Bowser Koopa. You all know me as Mario's #1 enemy. My goals are clear-cut. To keep Mario out and to push forward more updates! I don't support any extreme actions such as dictatorship, excessive planting of deadly piranha plants (though I do enjoy clean, fresh air). I've always been very orderly about keeping all the lands I watch over clean and orderly, and in tip top condition both physically and mentally. You can trust me to lead this website to greatness. Vote for me, for honesty. Bowser for 2004. Bowser, a name you can trust. Koopa: What about Speedos? Bowser: I don't hold anything against people who MUST wear them, but for those who would rather not (ahem) "see" this display...(Holds up a pair of sunglasses) Extra-dark sunglasses for all! (Passes them out to the crowd) Crowd: (Cheers)

09-29-2004, 05:05 PM	#51
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,770.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,065,221.46 Donate	King Lemming: Um, I'm honestly not sure what's going on here, I seem to have been forgotten. Or else everybody thinks I'm Switzerland, which I'm not. Um... ...vote for me. Because if you don't and I win, I'll turn you into a lemming. And you'll go walking off a cliff. Oh yes, and I'll turn all my opponents into lemmings, too. Wouldn't a Bowser lemmings be so cool? Elect me, and you'll get to see one! King Lemming over and out. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

10-05-2004, 08:34 AM	#52
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,489.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 5,707.10 Donate	Scandal! Bill's reputation shot down in flames! Also, Bowser's enviornmental policies shine through!

10-07-2004, 02:04 PM	#53
Gerkinman Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Somewhere, beyond the sea... Gender: Posts: 110 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,337.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,837.00 Donate	Musical Comic 1 (Music used: In The Navy by The Village People): Comic X: (Please put both on website (They're new)) [ October 08, 2004, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: Gerkinman ]

10-08-2004, 09:18 PM	#54
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,489.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 5,707.10 Donate	Put it up! XD [ October 08, 2004, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Bowser: Vote Me for 2004 ]

10-09-2004, 10:27 AM	#55
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,770.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,065,221.46 Donate	King Lemming: I noticed something about Waluigi's most recent anti-Bill ad. Well, this is one point I can give to Bill. Sure, he may support Pikachu and Jigglypuff, but his support for Mewtwo more than twelve times makes up for that. If Waluigi doesn't support Mewtwo, he's unworthy of presidency. Me? I support Mewtwo, Lugia, Groudon, and Kyogre, basically all the powerful cool looking ones. But I detest Pikachu, Jigglypuff, basically all the super-cute and weak as a pillow Pokemon, and Rayquaza. takes out a clip-board, takes out glasses, unfolds them, puts them on In case you didn't know, Rayquaza is actually quite slow, even with a Speed boosting Nature, such as Naive. And, because it is a Flying Dragon, it's 4x weak against Ice. And, it has lousy Special Defense. Just about anything can learn Ice Beam, and a single Ice Beam from nigh anything can take out Rayquaza in a single blow. Therefore, Rayquaza sucks. removes glasses, folds them up, and places them in right breast pocket There, I may support certain Pokemon, but at least I know what I'm talking about. Unlike Waluigi. Waluigi is just pulling stuff about his rear end, going with the crowd if you might say. ... WALUIGI IS A FLIP-FLOPPER! DON'T TRUST HIM! Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

10-09-2004, 12:42 PM	#56
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,343 Thanks: 90 Thanked 292 Times in 172 Posts Points: 2,392.50 Bank: 16,603.91 Total Points: 18,996.41 Donate	Can't... choose... between King Lemming and Dr. Crackle!

10-09-2004, 12:46 PM	#57
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 7,936.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,436.77 Donate	Can't choose? Then let Bombette choose for you. Bombette learned her ballot-counting skills from Al Gore himself. BTW, King Lemming and Dr. Crackle eat babies. It's true!

10-09-2004, 11:12 PM	#58
PresidentBill Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NC Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 942.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,442.00 Donate	For the record, I only support pokemon while they are beating up Mario or helping others beat up Mario. With the exception of Pidgeot. I feel like that's a tip of nintendo's hat to my great race.