Official NC Election Primaries Discussion Topic - Retro Activists - VGF

Jonathan Resop · 09-19-2004, 06:29 PM

This topic is for the candidates of the Retro Activists to discuss, debate, and promote themselves for the upcoming Primary Election (Date TBD). You are free to put up campaign posters and have speeches, in hopes of convincing voters to vote for your candidate in the Retro Activist Primary. The winner of the Primary gets to go on to the General Election. The winner also gets to choose a running mate after the Primary is over. Here are the candidates who are running in this party (CM = Campaign Manager):

- Koopa 3-3 - CM: jigglypuffer
- Culex - CM: Slife
- Captain Syrup - CM: TheMovieMan
- General Guy - CM: joe_hatter
- Pauline - CM: End_o'_de_wurld
- Toad - CM: Dark Tails
- Yoshi - CM: Romplayer
- Kirby - CM: Darth Butcher

You are free to role play as your character and interact with other candidates. Please, no fighting or misbehaving. And remember, no one picks any running mates, or you'll suffer being mocked by everyone else.

I think that's all that needs to be said. So with that, let the campaigns begin!-jay

[ September 19, 2004, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: Perrin Aybara ]

Martin · 09-19-2004, 07:58 PM

DarthButcher · 09-19-2004, 08:53 PM

Can we make Flash comiks or animations?

Martin · 09-19-2004, 08:57 PM

As you can by this, Bill is clearly not fit for president.

Introbulus · 09-19-2004, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wzigs Yegxsvi:
Can we make Flash comiks or animations?

Sure. If you can do it, go ahead. That's actually a pretty good idea.

DarthButcher · 09-19-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Introbulus:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wzigs Yegxsvi:
Can we make Flash comiks or animations?

Sure. If you can do it, go ahead. That's actually a pretty good idea. </font>[/quote]I am gonna do a campaign movie!

Slife · 09-19-2004, 10:05 PM

Culex's campaign speech the first:

I am matter... I am antimatter...
I can see your past... I can see your future...
I consume time... And I will consume you!
IF you don't vote Culex for NC president!

...A little off, eh?

Romplayer · 09-20-2004, 09:13 AM

Poser: Wooooo-hooo! YOSHI-NEWS!
Orlando: Argh, what's that? A new **** section of NC never being updated?
Poser: No, it isn't! It's part of Yoshi's great election! Wooooo-hooo!
Orlando: Oh my god, I HATE Yoshi!
Poser: You do WHAT? You're crazy. Everybody likes Yoshi! ... You know we are employed to comment the campaign?
Orlando: Really? No, I didn't know that! What's about our lovely Deatchmatch?
Poser: Euh... you know it isn't updated any more...
Orlando: Yeah, right... But do we really have to make a campaign for this piece of something... green?
Poser: Hey, green is better than red! Anyway, it will be fun. You are contra, I am pro Yoshi!
Orlando: Hmm... that's right. But why do we do that, we didn't ever get the money for our jobs!
Poser: Right, but now we are employed by Yoshi! And he WILL pay us!
Orlando: Oh, great! But it won't change my opinion of this green dinosaur!
Poser: Of course not... *rolls with his eyes*
Orlando: So, is this all for today?
Poser: Yes, that's all so far. Tomorrow there will be Yoshi News again.
Orlando: Okay, than we'll meet tomorrow again!
This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you tomorrow! Your Orlando and Poser!

DarthButcher · 09-20-2004, 08:41 PM

The first Kirby speech:

Darth Butcher: Ermm.. Hello. I will be representing my client, Kirby. He wishes me to delver this speech:

I, Kirby, salutre NC Land. They have kindly taken me in for several years. They have taken in my family too. Bill the Extra Guy is a terrible President. All he does is flirt. he never does anything Presidential. I won't. I will bring schools, to educate you. I will bring bathrooms, so you can make waste. I will bring you into the future.

-Kirby-

That is all Kirby will say for now. Watch out for the Kirby infomercial, coming soon!

Romplayer · 09-21-2004, 10:10 AM

Poser: Wooooo-hooo! YOSHI-NEWS!
Orlando: Do you want to do that every time?
Poser: Um... why, isn't it good?
Orlando: It's terrible!
Poser: It is? Oh...
Orlando: Don't be sad, you are allowed to make the campaign for your hero Yoshi!
Poser: Yeah, right! Wooooo-hooo!
Orlando: ...
Poser: Oh, sorry! Well what's to say today?
Orlando: We have to give the viewers more information on the Yoshi News.
Poser: That's right, Orlando! You all know that: You visit a page in order to see the newest updates, but there are non.
Orlando: Our lovely Deathmatch...

Poser: Yes, for example. But it also appears in this election. Many Campaign Managers don't make updates regulary. They give out new speeches whenever they want, nobody knows when it's happening.
Orlando: So the viewers and fans have to wait again for undefined time.
Poser: But Yoshi makes it better!
Orlando: He does?
Poser: Yes, he does! Every second day there will be updates, news, posters or speeches.
Orlando: So Yoshi fans - there can't be so many! - don't have to wait and keep on looking whether there are updates?
Poser: Exactly! The fans - nearly everybody loves Yoshi! - can depend on seeing an update every two days!
Orlando: Hm, that really sounds good. Where's the problem?
Poser: There is no problem! You can come in two days again here and see new Yoshi News!
Orlando: Does this mean ... we ... we don't have to work tomorrow?
Poser: Hehe, yes! And we don't have to work on friday either, or on sunday!
Orlando: And we get paid?
Poser: And we get paid!
Orlando: Yahoo! ... Um ... But this doesn't change my opinion. Yoshi is still a silly dinosaur.
Poser: That's okay, Orlando. Well then, we are on air again on Thursday!
Orlando: This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you on Thursday! Your Orlando and Poser!

jigglypuffer · 09-22-2004, 04:14 PM

More coming...

Martin · 09-22-2004, 10:45 PM

DarthButcher · 09-23-2004, 06:41 AM

Me: Kirby has come to speak:

Kirby: I am here for all of you. I am a puffball of the people. Bill, is not. I am responsible, Bill is not. I am willing to bring you into the future. Bill is not. Just remember that when election comes. WHo will stick by you? Bowser? No. Bill? No way. Fred? Hell no. Kirby? OH YEAH!

Glyph Phoenix · 09-23-2004, 12:41 PM

^
Kirby is such a ripoff of the Kool Aid Man.

DarthButcher · 09-23-2004, 03:22 PM

NO! Kool aid man has two exclamation marks! KIRBY HAS ONE!

Martin · 09-23-2004, 04:43 PM

Romplayer · 09-23-2004, 06:33 PM

Poser: Hello! It's Poser
Orlando: and Orlando! Nice to see you again.
Poser: We got some mails from fans with the question why we didn't interview Yoshi yet or showed a poster.
Orlando: The answer is, that Yoshi is just silly and doesn't care about you!
Poser: Orlando! Only because you don't like Yoshi you shouldn't tell lies!
Orlando: Lies? Where is he, your great Yoshi, he?
Poser: That's what I wanted to tell now!
Orlando: Why don't you do it?
Poser: Because you are always interrupting me!!!
Orlando: Me? No, I don't!
Poser: Yes you do!
Orlando: No I don't!
Poser: Yes you do!
Orlando: No I don't!
Poser: Argh. Just shut up!
Orlando: Grml....
Poser: Well, what did I want to say? Oh yes, the fact we hadn't really news from Yoshi yet.
That's because Yoshi and his Campaign Manager are creating the official NC election user page in the moment!
Orlando: They are creating which page?
Poser: A webpage that will be uploaded on SMBHQ. It contains infos on all characters that can be elected. Every chara gets his own page where his posters, speeches and everything else are shown.
Orlando: So Yoshi's page will be very empty...
Poser: ORLANDO!!!
Orlando: What? I didn't say anything!
Poser: Yes you ... anyway. As Yoshi and his CM work so hard on the election page, they don't have much time to prepare their own campaign.
Isn't that nice that they care about the others, although this means pausing their own campaign?
Orlando: It's stupid.
Poser: You think? If Yoshi doesn't make this, Jay would have to do this all alone and he would surely blow up earth.
Orlando: That would be great...
Poser: Oh my god. Please just be quiet for today!
Orlando: Why?
Poser: So we are finished more early and can go home faster!
Orlando: Uh, that sounds good. Go on.
Poser: Okay, where were we?
No posters or speeches, because Yoshi and his CM are creating the official page.
But they told me it will be finished tomorrow or the day after.
And Yoshi promised to be here for an interview on Monday.
On Saturday we will show you the first poster.
So you can look forward to upcoming Yoshi News!
Well, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed!
Orlando: May I ...
Poser: What?
Orlando: May I tell the last sentence?
Poser: Yes, let's finish for today! Good evening!
Orlando: This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you on Saturday! Your Orlando and Poser!

Martin · 09-23-2004, 10:17 PM

I run some interviews on another site, so this'll be perfect.

MARTIN interviews CAPTAIN SYRUP

Martin: While I'm trying to become president of the Mushroom Kingdom at this time, my guest today is trying to become the president of NC. Say hello to Captain Syrup.

Silence.

Syrup: Clap before I behead yuns, landlubbers!

Wild applause is heard.

Martin: So, how will you make NC a better place?
Syrup: I will personally see to it that all of ye can enjoy updates far more often, and that I will not send me Killbot on a killing spree after I win.
Martin: That's what they all say. How do you feel about Koopa 3-3?
Syrup: Hate him.
Martin: What about Cule-
Syrup: He's an idiot.
Martin: General Guy?
Syrup: The guy should be General Idiot.
Martin: Pauline?
Syrup: Eh... who?
Martin: Toad?
Syrup: Want to eat him.
Martin: Yoshi?
Syrup: Should be extinct.
Martin: Kirby?
Syrup: Total waste of space.
Martin: Yourself?
Syrup: The biggest idiot to ever- wait a minute!

Syrup pulls out a whip and chases Martin.

RMC · 09-25-2004, 09:17 AM

Romplayer · 09-25-2004, 07:56 PM

Poser: Hi guys! Orlando is ill today, or at least he pretends to be.
I will show you now the first Yoshi election campaign poster.
It is very simple, but it says everthing it should

Yoshi and Romplayer are still preparing the webpage.
But Yoshi will be here on Monday for an interview, as promised.
Well then. Let's meet again on Monday! Bye!

09-19-2004, 06:29 PM	#1
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 33,440.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 33,940.00 Donate	This topic is for the candidates of the Retro Activists to discuss, debate, and promote themselves for the upcoming Primary Election (Date TBD). You are free to put up campaign posters and have speeches, in hopes of convincing voters to vote for your candidate in the Retro Activist Primary. The winner of the Primary gets to go on to the General Election. The winner also gets to choose a running mate after the Primary is over. Here are the candidates who are running in this party (CM = Campaign Manager): - Koopa 3-3 - CM: jigglypuffer - Culex - CM: Slife - Captain Syrup - CM: TheMovieMan - General Guy - CM: joe_hatter - Pauline - CM: End_o'_de_wurld - Toad - CM: Dark Tails - Yoshi - CM: Romplayer - Kirby - CM: Darth Butcher You are free to role play as your character and interact with other candidates. Please, no fighting or misbehaving. And remember, no one picks any running mates, or you'll suffer being mocked by everyone else. I think that's all that needs to be said. So with that, let the campaigns begin!-jay [ September 19, 2004, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: Perrin Aybara ]

09-19-2004, 07:58 PM	#2
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09-19-2004, 08:53 PM	#3
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Arizona Gender: Posts: 2,518 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 31,659.96 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 32,169.96 Donate	Can we make Flash comiks or animations?

09-19-2004, 08:57 PM	#4
Martin Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Somewhere? Posts: 144 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,436.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,936.00 Donate	As you can by this, Bill is clearly not fit for president.

09-19-2004, 10:05 PM	#7
Slife Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Swamped with work! Hanging with the zombies in the VGF RPG forum! Gender: Posts: 1,572 Thanks: 11 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Points: 4,039.00 Bank: 744,498.81 Total Points: 748,537.81 Donate	Culex's campaign speech the first: I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you! IF you don't vote Culex for NC president! ...A little off, eh?

09-20-2004, 09:13 AM	#8
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 643 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 3,196.01 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,696.01 Donate	Poser: Wooooo-hooo! YOSHI-NEWS! Orlando: Argh, what's that? A new ** section of NC never being updated? Poser: No, it isn't! It's part of Yoshi's great election! Wooooo-hooo! Orlando: Oh my god, I HATE Yoshi! Poser: You do WHAT? You're crazy. Everybody likes Yoshi! ... You know we are employed to comment the campaign? Orlando: Really? No, I didn't know that! What's about our lovely Deatchmatch? Poser: Euh... you know it isn't updated any more... Orlando: Yeah, right... But do we really have to make a campaign for this piece of something... green? Poser: Hey, green is better than red! Anyway, it will be fun. You are contra, I am pro Yoshi! Orlando: Hmm... that's right. But why do we do that, we didn't ever get the money for our jobs! Poser: Right, but now we are employed by Yoshi! And he WILL pay us! Orlando: Oh, great! But it won't change my opinion of this green dinosaur! Poser:** Of course not... rolls with his eyes Orlando: So, is this all for today? Poser: Yes, that's all so far. Tomorrow there will be Yoshi News again. Orlando: Okay, than we'll meet tomorrow again! This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you tomorrow! Your Orlando and Poser!

09-20-2004, 08:41 PM	#9
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Arizona Gender: Posts: 2,518 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 31,659.96 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 32,169.96 Donate	The first Kirby speech: Darth Butcher: Ermm.. Hello. I will be representing my client, Kirby. He wishes me to delver this speech: I, Kirby, salutre NC Land. They have kindly taken me in for several years. They have taken in my family too. Bill the Extra Guy is a terrible President. All he does is flirt. he never does anything Presidential. I won't. I will bring schools, to educate you. I will bring bathrooms, so you can make waste. I will bring you into the future. -Kirby- That is all Kirby will say for now. Watch out for the Kirby infomercial, coming soon!

09-21-2004, 10:10 AM	#10
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 643 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 3,196.01 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,696.01 Donate	Poser: Wooooo-hooo! YOSHI-NEWS! Orlando: Do you want to do that every time? Poser: Um... why, isn't it good? Orlando: It's terrible! Poser: It is? Oh... Orlando: Don't be sad, you are allowed to make the campaign for your hero Yoshi! Poser: Yeah, right! Wooooo-hooo! Orlando: ... Poser: Oh, sorry! Well what's to say today? Orlando: We have to give the viewers more information on the Yoshi News. Poser: That's right, Orlando! You all know that: You visit a page in order to see the newest updates, but there are non. Orlando: Our lovely Deathmatch... Poser: Yes, for example. But it also appears in this election. Many Campaign Managers don't make updates regulary. They give out new speeches whenever they want, nobody knows when it's happening. Orlando: So the viewers and fans have to wait again for undefined time. Poser: But Yoshi makes it better! Orlando: He does? Poser: Yes, he does! Every second day there will be updates, news, posters or speeches. Orlando: So Yoshi fans - there can't be so many! - don't have to wait and keep on looking whether there are updates? Poser: Exactly! The fans - nearly everybody loves Yoshi! - can depend on seeing an update every two days! Orlando: Hm, that really sounds good. Where's the problem? Poser: There is no problem! You can come in two days again here and see new Yoshi News! Orlando: Does this mean ... we ... we don't have to work tomorrow? Poser: Hehe, yes! And we don't have to work on friday either, or on sunday! Orlando: And we get paid? Poser: And we get paid! Orlando: Yahoo! ... Um ... But this doesn't change my opinion. Yoshi is still a silly dinosaur. Poser: That's okay, Orlando. Well then, we are on air again on Thursday! Orlando: This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you on Thursday! Your Orlando and Poser!

09-22-2004, 04:14 PM	#11
jigglypuffer Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 1,960 Thanks: 23 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Points: 484.57 Bank: 12,607.28 Total Points: 13,091.85 Donate	More coming...

09-22-2004, 10:45 PM	#12
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09-23-2004, 06:41 AM	#13
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Arizona Gender: Posts: 2,518 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 31,659.96 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 32,169.96 Donate	Me: Kirby has come to speak: Kirby: I am here for all of you. I am a puffball of the people. Bill, is not. I am responsible, Bill is not. I am willing to bring you into the future. Bill is not. Just remember that when election comes. WHo will stick by you? Bowser? No. Bill? No way. Fred? Hell no. Kirby? OH YEAH!

09-23-2004, 12:41 PM	#14
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,438.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,938.00 Donate	^ Kirby is such a ripoff of the Kool Aid Man.

09-23-2004, 03:22 PM	#15
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Arizona Gender: Posts: 2,518 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 31,659.96 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 32,169.96 Donate	NO! Kool aid man has two exclamation marks! KIRBY HAS ONE!

09-23-2004, 04:43 PM	#16
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09-23-2004, 06:33 PM	#17
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 643 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 3,196.01 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,696.01 Donate	Poser: Hello! It's Poser Orlando: and Orlando! Nice to see you again. Poser: We got some mails from fans with the question why we didn't interview Yoshi yet or showed a poster. Orlando: The answer is, that Yoshi is just silly and doesn't care about you! Poser: Orlando! Only because you don't like Yoshi you shouldn't tell lies! Orlando: Lies? Where is he, your great Yoshi, he? Poser: That's what I wanted to tell now! Orlando: Why don't you do it? Poser: Because you are always interrupting me!!! Orlando: Me? No, I don't! Poser: Yes you do! Orlando: No I don't! Poser: Yes you do! Orlando: No I don't! Poser: Argh. Just shut up! Orlando: Grml.... Poser: Well, what did I want to say? Oh yes, the fact we hadn't really news from Yoshi yet. That's because Yoshi and his Campaign Manager are creating the official NC election user page in the moment! Orlando: They are creating which page? Poser: A webpage that will be uploaded on SMBHQ. It contains infos on all characters that can be elected. Every chara gets his own page where his posters, speeches and everything else are shown. Orlando: So Yoshi's page will be very empty... Poser: ORLANDO!!! Orlando: What? I didn't say anything! Poser: Yes you ... anyway. As Yoshi and his CM work so hard on the election page, they don't have much time to prepare their own campaign. Isn't that nice that they care about the others, although this means pausing their own campaign? Orlando: It's stupid. Poser: You think? If Yoshi doesn't make this, Jay would have to do this all alone and he would surely blow up earth. Orlando: That would be great... Poser: Oh my god. Please just be quiet for today! Orlando: Why? Poser: So we are finished more early and can go home faster! Orlando: Uh, that sounds good. Go on. Poser: Okay, where were we? No posters or speeches, because Yoshi and his CM are creating the official page. But they told me it will be finished tomorrow or the day after. And Yoshi promised to be here for an interview on Monday. On Saturday we will show you the first poster. So you can look forward to upcoming Yoshi News! Well, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed! Orlando: May I ... Poser: What? Orlando: May I tell the last sentence? Poser: Yes, let's finish for today! Good evening! Orlando: This was Yoshi News, live from Yoshi's Island! See you on Saturday! Your Orlando and Poser!

09-23-2004, 10:17 PM	#18
Martin Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Somewhere? Posts: 144 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,436.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,936.00 Donate	I run some interviews on another site, so this'll be perfect. MARTIN interviews CAPTAIN SYRUP Martin: While I'm trying to become president of the Mushroom Kingdom at this time, my guest today is trying to become the president of NC. Say hello to Captain Syrup. Silence. Syrup: Clap before I behead yuns, landlubbers! Wild applause is heard. Martin: So, how will you make NC a better place? Syrup: I will personally see to it that all of ye can enjoy updates far more often, and that I will not send me Killbot on a killing spree after I win. Martin: That's what they all say. How do you feel about Koopa 3-3? Syrup: Hate him. Martin: What about Cule- Syrup: He's an idiot. Martin: General Guy? Syrup: The guy should be General Idiot. Martin: Pauline? Syrup: Eh... who? Martin: Toad? Syrup: Want to eat him. Martin: Yoshi? Syrup: Should be extinct. Martin: Kirby? Syrup: Total waste of space. Martin: Yourself? Syrup: The biggest idiot to ever- wait a minute! Syrup pulls out a whip and chases Martin.

09-25-2004, 09:17 AM	#19
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09-25-2004, 07:56 PM	#20
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 643 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 3,196.01 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,696.01 Donate	Poser: Hi guys! Orlando is ill today, or at least he pretends to be. I will show you now the first Yoshi election campaign poster. It is very simple, but it says everthing it should Yoshi and Romplayer are still preparing the webpage. But Yoshi will be here on Monday for an interview, as promised. Well then. Let's meet again on Monday! Bye!