Official NC Election Primaries Discussion Topic - Bill Moose

Jonathan Resop · 09-19-2004, 06:33 PM

Well, this is Bill's topic. Since he's running unopposed, he can basically just spam it with as much election junk as he wants. Heh. Cheers.-jay

**L007 is Undecided** · 09-19-2004, 06:59 PM

Fred: **Looks around** ... **Punches Bill in the nose, then runs**

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-19-2004, 11:11 PM

Annnnndd....An interview of our current president!:

Beam: Going Afternoon, President Clinton.

Bill: It's Bill.

Beam: Right. What did I say?

Bill:...Um...forgetit. Do you have any questions for my campaign?

Beam: Yes, indeed. First off, you'll pass a law for....required permits for wearing speedos?

Bill: Indeed, I am. *Points over to Fred, whom is lying around in breifs.*

Bill: See that man? Do you really want to see stuff like that at home...or at the beach or....at home?

Beam: Not really....but you DO realise he's wearing breifs, not speedos?

Bill: Now I do. But do you REALLY want to see him in speedos?

Beam: Alright, don't want to think about it. NExt question.....You plan to fund the school board to put a stop to gangs?

Bill: That's right, Beam. You see those Tonberry's over there? Mugging that poor old man?

Beam: Um...yeah. Shouldn't we stop them?

Bill: Are you crazy? I'm the president for crying out loud.

Beam:.....okaay. Anyways, go on.

Bill: If we educate them, they'll realize a life beyond gangs and violance and even live a prosperous life.

Beam: Interesting. But Tonberries arn't NC's..

Bill: That's right, they're Immigrants. From Square. That's another problem I plan to fix with a river of gasoline on fire across the border of Square land and NC land.

Beam: Sounds like a cool tourist site. And for the last question....Funding for 'Finding a way to summon Mega Paper Mario to defeat the Toad-Bowser thing'?

Bill: Hey, it destroyed the local Pizza Hut. And I am in no way in hell going to let him get away with that!

Beam: Me neither.

Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Clinton.

Bill: It's.....nevermind. Good day to you, too.

[Bill for Pres. '04]

[ September 19, 2004, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: Beam Yosho the Drunkard ]

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-22-2004, 04:38 PM

...Being the only campaign manager sucks.

Romplayer · 09-22-2004, 05:18 PM

Your fault [img]tongue.gif[/img]
You were the one who wanted to be the only guy in the party [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jonathan Resop · 09-23-2004, 01:06 AM

Well, I was sort of planning to help Bill's Campaign...but if you don't need me...

If there's something you want me to do that you have in mind, Beam, just let me know.-jay

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-23-2004, 01:42 AM

Hmm.... ........*evil smile.*

I'm starting to think that we can do anti-canidate ads, like questioning Churro's "Captain" rank, Fred's unhealthy taco addiction, etc.

You know, that deal.

EDIT: Say, when do we to chose Running mates? Because I have the perfect person.

[ September 23, 2004, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Beam Yosho the Drunkard ]

Jonathan Resop · 09-23-2004, 12:39 PM

Well, currently, the Vice President of NC is Kamek. But we can throw him off the ticket for the 2004 election if you want. Maybe we can write a funny comic saying why Bill is throwing Kamek out. Like he was stealing money from the site or something.

I'd appreciate it, though, if you could at least give me a little "heads up" on who you're planning to have as the running mate for Bill, just so I know and could have a little input. Send me a PM or something.

But yeah, please don't publically announce any running mates until after all of the primaries are over. Just to make things more sane, and fair. I'll let you know when you can announce it.-jay

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-23-2004, 01:41 PM

PM'd.

Anyways, when I get home today, I'll try to make a new poster/comix....considering my computer even wants to work today.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-27-2004, 12:41 AM

Well, this is just perfect.

My computer refuses to do any Copy and Pasting without freezing with an error message, which then results in Explorer to close down.

...Apparently, the Internet is not a safe place anymore, unless you spend $400+ dollars on programs to protect yourself.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-28-2004, 02:00 AM

Odd, my computers actually working with me for once.

Anyways, The Anti-Fred Ad...

**L007 is Undecided** · 09-28-2004, 07:31 AM

LIES! ALL LIES! **Fred beats up Bill** Bill is Pro-Speedos, and forced Fred to wear them!

Visit Chao Adventures in the Comix Thread! Go and read them, now!
--------
This post has been made in order to ruin the Prophecy of the Demise of VGF

Jonathan Resop · 10-04-2004, 08:50 PM

Hey Beam, Bill wants you to IM him. Billextraguy1.-jay

PresidentBill · 10-04-2004, 09:28 PM

I have arrived at this message board! You may cheer.

Note that I won't be here too often. Presidential business takes up a lot of time.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 10-05-2004, 01:46 AM

Is this where I redeem my coupon for the free moose plushies?

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 10-05-2004, 06:01 AM

Bad news.

My computer still refuses to let me Copy and Paste. So no new poster for awhile.

But I've manged to fix it up a bit. (Which is why I've been gone most of the day.)

Romplayer · 10-05-2004, 09:26 AM

Don't you have the possibility to work on a friend's computer?

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 10-05-2004, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Romplayer:
Don't you have the possibility to work on a friend's computer?

Nope.

Subsourian88 · 10-05-2004, 06:38 PM

I see that this party has no chance in the upcoming election...

PresidentBill · 10-07-2004, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by General_Subsourian:
I see that this party has no chance in the upcoming election...

Don't be so sure. Lemmy Koopa at the SSS just made this for me.

09-19-2004, 06:33 PM	#1
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 35,453.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,953.00 Donate	Well, this is Bill's topic. Since he's running unopposed, he can basically just spam it with as much election junk as he wants. Heh. Cheers.-jay

09-19-2004, 06:59 PM	#2
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,440 Thanks: 98 Thanked 316 Times in 186 Posts Points: 6,353.93 Bank: 22,793.61 Total Points: 29,147.54 Donate	Fred: Looks around ... Punches Bill in the nose, then runs

09-19-2004, 11:11 PM	#3
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,236.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,736.39 Donate	Annnnndd....An interview of our current president!: Beam: Going Afternoon, President Clinton. Bill: It's Bill. Beam: Right. What did I say? Bill:...Um...forgetit. Do you have any questions for my campaign? Beam: Yes, indeed. First off, you'll pass a law for....required permits for wearing speedos? Bill: Indeed, I am. Points over to Fred, whom is lying around in breifs. Bill: See that man? Do you really want to see stuff like that at home...or at the beach or....at home? Beam: Not really....but you DO realise he's wearing breifs, not speedos? Bill: Now I do. But do you REALLY want to see him in speedos? Beam: Alright, don't want to think about it. NExt question.....You plan to fund the school board to put a stop to gangs? Bill: That's right, Beam. You see those Tonberry's over there? Mugging that poor old man? Beam: Um...yeah. Shouldn't we stop them? Bill: Are you crazy? I'm the president for crying out loud. Beam:.....okaay. Anyways, go on. Bill: If we educate them, they'll realize a life beyond gangs and violance and even live a prosperous life. Beam: Interesting. But Tonberries arn't NC's.. Bill: That's right, they're Immigrants. From Square. That's another problem I plan to fix with a river of gasoline on fire across the border of Square land and NC land. Beam: Sounds like a cool tourist site. And for the last question....Funding for 'Finding a way to summon Mega Paper Mario to defeat the Toad-Bowser thing'? Bill: Hey, it destroyed the local Pizza Hut. And I am in no way in hell going to let him get away with that! Beam: Me neither. Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Clinton. Bill: It's.....nevermind. Good day to you, too. [Bill for Pres. '04] [ September 19, 2004, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: Beam Yosho the Drunkard ]

09-22-2004, 04:38 PM	#4
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,236.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,736.39 Donate	...Being the only campaign manager sucks.

09-22-2004, 05:18 PM	#5
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 643 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 3,291.01 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,791.01 Donate	Your fault [img]tongue.gif[/img] You were the one who wanted to be the only guy in the party [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-23-2004, 01:06 AM	#6
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 35,453.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,953.00 Donate	Well, I was sort of planning to help Bill's Campaign...but if you don't need me... If there's something you want me to do that you have in mind, Beam, just let me know.-jay

09-23-2004, 01:42 AM	#7
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,236.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,736.39 Donate	Hmm.... ........evil smile. I'm starting to think that we can do anti-canidate ads, like questioning Churro's "Captain" rank, Fred's unhealthy taco addiction, etc. You know, that deal. EDIT: Say, when do we to chose Running mates? Because I have the perfect person. [ September 23, 2004, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Beam Yosho the Drunkard ]

09-23-2004, 12:39 PM	#8
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 35,453.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,953.00 Donate	Well, currently, the Vice President of NC is Kamek. But we can throw him off the ticket for the 2004 election if you want. Maybe we can write a funny comic saying why Bill is throwing Kamek out. Like he was stealing money from the site or something. I'd appreciate it, though, if you could at least give me a little "heads up" on who you're planning to have as the running mate for Bill, just so I know and could have a little input. Send me a PM or something. But yeah, please don't publically announce any running mates until after all of the primaries are over. Just to make things more sane, and fair. I'll let you know when you can announce it.-jay

09-23-2004, 01:41 PM	#9
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,236.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,736.39 Donate	PM'd. Anyways, when I get home today, I'll try to make a new poster/comix....considering my computer even wants to work today.

09-27-2004, 12:41 AM	#10
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,236.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,736.39 Donate	Well, this is just perfect. My computer refuses to do any Copy and Pasting without freezing with an error message, which then results in Explorer to close down. ...Apparently, the Internet is not a safe place anymore, unless you spend $400+ dollars on programs to protect yourself.

10-05-2004, 01:46 AM	#15
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 27,811 Thanks: 280 Thanked 356 Times in 276 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 18,451.57 Bank: 2,617,296.76 Total Points: 2,635,748.32 Donate	Is this where I redeem my coupon for the free moose plushies?

09-28-2004, 02:00 AM	#11
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,236.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,736.39 Donate	Odd, my computers actually working with me for once. Anyways, The Anti-Fred Ad...

09-28-2004, 07:31 AM	#12
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,440 Thanks: 98 Thanked 316 Times in 186 Posts Points: 6,353.93 Bank: 22,793.61 Total Points: 29,147.54 Donate	LIES! ALL LIES! Fred beats up Bill Bill is Pro-Speedos, and forced Fred to wear them! Visit Chao Adventures in the Comix Thread! Go and read them, now! -------- This post has been made in order to ruin the Prophecy of the Demise of VGF

10-04-2004, 08:50 PM	#13
Jonathan Resop Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 35,453.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,953.00 Donate	Hey Beam, Bill wants you to IM him. Billextraguy1.-jay

10-04-2004, 09:28 PM	#14
PresidentBill Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: NC Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 955.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,455.00 Donate	I have arrived at this message board! You may cheer. Note that I won't be here too often. Presidential business takes up a lot of time.

10-05-2004, 06:01 AM	#16
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,236.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,736.39 Donate	Bad news. My computer still refuses to let me Copy and Paste. So no new poster for awhile. But I've manged to fix it up a bit. (Which is why I've been gone most of the day.)

10-05-2004, 09:26 AM	#17
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 643 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Points: 3,291.01 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,791.01 Donate	Don't you have the possibility to work on a friend's computer?

10-05-2004, 06:38 PM	#19
Subsourian88 Newbie Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 8 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 650.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,150.00 Donate	I see that this party has no chance in the upcoming election...