NC Jungle Hotel - No n00bs - Page 3 - VGF

santa · 11-11-2004, 08:53 PM

Alien:What the HECK are these "hotels". These are not hotels, people! They are gatherings for the twisted spawn of the underworld Die, evil one!*Splashes Holy Water on No Creative PDN Today*
Begone, evil spirit!
NCPDNT:*Soaking Wet*You are a n00b. You splashed Holy Water on me. You will pay. My bouncer, Tank, will deal with you.
Alien:*Later, splattered on sidewalk outside*
I am going to complain because:1) You didn't answer my question, what are these hotels. 2) You are discriminating against n00bs. All of this supports my argument that hotels are full of the evil spawn of heck! *Makes cross with fingers* Begone, Evil Hotel! I swear on... Ummm...My...shoe! Yes, that's it, my shoe! I swear on my shoe that I will destroy your evil hotel of demons!*Shoe gets run over by a car* I hate my life...

X-3 · 11-11-2004, 08:58 PM

X-3: Zim!

Alien: Wha?

X-3: Zim!

Alien: Wha?

X-3: Zim!

Alien: Wha?

X-3: Zim!

Alien: I'm not Zim.

X-3: Oh.

*Later...*

X-3: Hey everybody, I bought a cable full of Un-Censored Animes! Watch Tristin say "You dumb ******!"

Everybody: Yeah!

X-3: Unfortunatly it came with Yakkity Yak.

Everybody: CRAP!

Introbulus · 11-12-2004, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vote Rock for NC president:
Psycho: *Eating the sugar, looking crazy and enjoying the sugar* Yes...THE SWEET SWEET EVILNESS OF A SUGAR CANE THAT CAN SATISFY MY HUNGER FOR SUGAR!!!! IF THAT CAN'T, NOTHING WILL! *Laughs, and turns around* Oh. Hello. n_n

Introbulus: Hiyo! ^^ That looks good! Got any that I can have?

dux_is_me · 11-12-2004, 10:43 AM

Practicing the dark atrs of Necromancy, Dux is able to summon a SCCTTCWOASOL Dude!

Announcer: Practicing the dark arts of Necromancy, you were able to summon a SCCTTCWOASOL Dude!

Dux: Will you cool off for a while? For the past ten minutes, you've just been announcing all of my actions! Just lemme concentrate on this, okay?

Announcer: You have spoken to a being outside of this realm, an omniscient being that narrates each and every one of your--

Dux commands the SCCTTCWOASOL Dude to shoot the crap out of the announcer. Suddenly everything feels quieter.

Everyone: Where did you people go?

...

Dux: Okay, what's with this sugar thing?

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-12-2004, 12:21 PM

Sugar is good for you.

Curly Brace · 11-12-2004, 04:02 PM

Psycho: *Gives him her last sugar packet* Hmmm? ^^

Introbulus · 11-12-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vote Rock for NC president:
Psycho: *Gives him her last sugar packet* Hmmm? ^^

Introbulus: For ME?! Awwww...^^ (hugs her) How sweet.

santa · 11-12-2004, 07:12 PM

Alien:With army of priests at his back* MwaHaHaHA [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] I told you that I would delair war on you, NCPDNT! Now with this army of priests at my back, I can finally desroy the evil that is this hotel! Go priests, and cleanse this place of evil!
Priest #1:*While holding up cross* Our father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...*The building starts to smoke*
Alien: Yes, it's working! Nobody can save this hotel now! MwaHaHaHA [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

X-3 · 11-12-2004, 07:33 PM

*Giant Hamster eats them*

X-3: Great. CUREAGA!

*Cure!*

X-3: Good, it's safe.

**L007 is Undecided** · 11-12-2004, 08:02 PM

L007: ANOTHER N00B??! Great... **Summons an Esper** MADUIN! ATTACK!

Maduin: **Blasts Alien, sending him to the moon**

L007: Perfect. **Takes out his sword and impales the sugar packet that Psycho was giving to Intro** HAHA!!

X-3 · 11-12-2004, 08:09 PM

MUSIC VIDEO!

X-3: Moo.

Everyone: POO!

X-3: Moo Poo Too!

Everyone: Faurt!

X-3: Poo Moo Too!

Everyone: FANTA!

X-3: Orange Fat ugly sausage Moon!

THE END!

X-3: Okay, that was interesting......

Cow: Moo.....

X-3: Right..... Any evil guy anytime soon?

???: Yes.

X-3: I'll get you!

Curly Brace · 11-12-2004, 08:36 PM

Psycho: ....*Eyes twich* My...lovely...gift... *Grows insanely dark like and her pink figure shift slowly to a burning flame*

santa · 11-12-2004, 08:40 PM

Alien:*Lying on the ground*Grr...I'm not done with you yet, fools! The evil must be extiguished! I will never give up my holy cruisade! NEVER!*Gets swept up by a street clener*

Street Cleaner dood: You suck, n00b! Your kind are the filth of the Earth! I hate you!

Alien: Grr...You will rue the day you messed with Alien_Offspring, you insubordinate fools! MwaHaHaHA! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] You b@$&/>$ will all fear and bow before me! Never again will I be removed from the evil hotel! I summon The Legion of Angels, division #10! We must attack that hotel! It is swarming with the spawn of the devil! To war!*Angel troopers march to the Hotel, and we storm in*

NCPDNT: Hey, you're a n00b! You can't come in here! *Gets stabbed*

Alien: Never will this evil live again!Niw, Angel Division #10, we must cleanse the rest of this hotel!

Mr.Hammermap · 11-12-2004, 09:06 PM

CM: :walks in and sees Alien: Wow, a psychopathic n00b that believes he is not evil!
Alien: ARG! ANOTHER un-noob! Angels, attack!
CM: But... Those are demons!
"Angels": Err... RUN AWAY! AND KILL ALIEN SO HE DOESN'T FIRE US!
Alien: NOOO!!!

dux_is_me · 11-12-2004, 09:10 PM

Dux commands the SCCTTWOASOL Dude to blast the brains out of Chunky and then summons a sugar cane spirit that starts beating on everyone eating sugar.

X-3 · 11-12-2004, 09:26 PM

X-3: Dude, chill.

Alien: NO!!

X-3: Then I'll have to handle him myself..... *Pulls out Dream Sword* Take this!

*Slash! Dream....*

Alien: *Goes to sleep*

X-3: Great, now It'll turn into aggresive mode. *Throws Alien into a toilet*

santa · 11-12-2004, 09:34 PM

Alien:*Wakes up in toilet*Oh, god this is nasty. Man, these people have no respect for n00bs! They threw me in a toilet! Those b@$t&/>d$!*Grins Evilly* MwaHaHaHA! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] These b@4t&/>d$ will never make it out of this hotel alive! Come, Angels! *Angels, Cherubs, and saints appear* You will go and destroy every last particle of this Hotel, and all of the demons inside of it! Go, and make me proud!*The Legions of the Light go to destrpy the hotel*

**L007 is Undecided** · 11-12-2004, 09:48 PM

^ Ok, now you're doing this to get on people's nerves. Knock it off.

L007: **Uses Chaos Spear on Alien** AND NEVER COME BACK!

Psycho: YOU... DESTROYED... MY... SUGAR PACKETS!!

L007: Uh oh...

Curly Brace · 11-12-2004, 10:16 PM

Psycho: *Repeatly smacks L007 in the head with her halo, and the more smacks she does, it slowly turns into a huge whip, and after a good twenty minutes, she took a nap.* ^-^

MEANWHILE...

Tikal: *In the VR helmet* Hehe....World Domanation is fun. xD

X-3 · 11-12-2004, 10:26 PM

*Suddenly A figure appeared next to her and sucked something Black out*

???: He he..... *Goes to get everyone else's DS.*

X-3: Stop, whoever you are!

???: Ah, X-3. Prepare to fight...... *Pulls out Nightmare Sword*

X-3: I'm ready... *Pulls out DreamSword*

*Slash! Slash! Slash!*

X-3: DREAM WAVE!

???: Uhh..... *Is knocked out*

X-3: Lets see who it is..... WHAT THE....... He looks like me!

X-3(?): Thats right....... I AM THE LEADER OF CHAOS-NEBULA, X-3-X!

X-3: You're a X-Parasite, arn't you!?

X-3-X: Thats right....... The princess of Light is ours..... *Teleports*

X-3: Hmm....... *RING!* *Takes out Communticator* Yes?

Rush: Many people in Fantopia have been captured! One of them is Saria!

X-3: I'll check it out. Any clues?

Rush: This: *Pulls out Chaos-Nebula Logo*

X-3: The princess of Light..... Must be one of the captured! What happens if it's Saria!?

Rush: I'll study "The Princess of Light"! Go try to stop them! They are a threat! *Loging Out...*

X-3: Hmm.... *Goes to exit*

Chunky: Where are you going?

X-3: People have been captured. Its Chaos-Nebula. They're looking for the Princess of light... *Leaves*

Chunky: Somehow I feel like I can do something....

11-11-2004, 08:53 PM	#41
santa Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The North Pole Gender: Posts: 208 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 1,065.57 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,565.57 Donate	Alien:What the HECK are these "hotels". These are not hotels, people! They are gatherings for the twisted spawn of the underworld Die, evil one!Splashes Holy Water on No Creative PDN Today Begone, evil spirit! NCPDNT:Soaking WetYou are a n00b. You splashed Holy Water on me. You will pay. My bouncer, Tank, will deal with you. Alien:Later, splattered on sidewalk outside I am going to complain because:1) You didn't answer my question, what are these hotels. 2) You are discriminating against n00bs. All of this supports my argument that hotels are full of the evil spawn of heck! Makes cross with fingers Begone, Evil Hotel! I swear on... Ummm...My...shoe! Yes, that's it, my shoe! I swear on my shoe that I will destroy your evil hotel of demons!Shoe gets run over by a car I hate my life...

11-11-2004, 08:58 PM	#42
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,053 Thanks: 265 Thanked 277 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,228.77 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,228.77 Donate	X-3: Zim! Alien: Wha? X-3: Zim! Alien: Wha? X-3: Zim! Alien: Wha? X-3: Zim! Alien: I'm not Zim. X-3: Oh. Later... X-3: Hey everybody, I bought a cable full of Un-Censored Animes! Watch Tristin say "You dumb ******!" Everybody: Yeah! X-3: Unfortunatly it came with Yakkity Yak. Everybody: CRAP!

11-12-2004, 10:43 AM	#44
dux_is_me Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Colombia, with an O. Gender: Posts: 796 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 1,503.23 Bank: 14,762.93 Total Points: 16,266.16 Donate	Practicing the dark atrs of Necromancy, Dux is able to summon a SCCTTCWOASOL Dude! Announcer: Practicing the dark arts of Necromancy, you were able to summon a SCCTTCWOASOL Dude! Dux: Will you cool off for a while? For the past ten minutes, you've just been announcing all of my actions! Just lemme concentrate on this, okay? Announcer: You have spoken to a being outside of this realm, an omniscient being that narrates each and every one of your-- Dux commands the SCCTTCWOASOL Dude to shoot the crap out of the announcer. Suddenly everything feels quieter. Everyone: Where did you people go? ... Dux: Okay, what's with this sugar thing?

11-12-2004, 12:21 PM	#45
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,424 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 7.00 Bank: 84,672.20 Total Points: 84,679.20 Donate	Sugar is good for you.

11-12-2004, 04:02 PM	#46
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,915.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,167.88 Donate	Psycho: Gives him her last sugar packet Hmmm? ^^

11-12-2004, 07:12 PM	#48
santa Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The North Pole Gender: Posts: 208 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 1,065.57 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,565.57 Donate	Alien:With army of priests at his back* MwaHaHaHA [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] I told you that I would delair war on you, NCPDNT! Now with this army of priests at my back, I can finally desroy the evil that is this hotel! Go priests, and cleanse this place of evil! Priest #1:While holding up cross Our father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...The building starts to smoke Alien: Yes, it's working! Nobody can save this hotel now! MwaHaHaHA [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

11-12-2004, 07:33 PM	#49
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,053 Thanks: 265 Thanked 277 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,228.77 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,228.77 Donate	Giant Hamster eats them X-3: Great. CUREAGA! Cure! X-3: Good, it's safe.

11-12-2004, 08:02 PM	#50
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,342 Thanks: 90 Thanked 292 Times in 172 Posts Points: 2,248.83 Bank: 16,278.34 Total Points: 18,527.17 Donate	L007: ANOTHER N00B??! Great... Summons an Esper MADUIN! ATTACK! Maduin: Blasts Alien, sending him to the moon L007: Perfect. Takes out his sword and impales the sugar packet that Psycho was giving to Intro HAHA!!

11-12-2004, 08:09 PM	#51
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,053 Thanks: 265 Thanked 277 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,228.77 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,228.77 Donate	MUSIC VIDEO! X-3: Moo. Everyone: POO! X-3: Moo Poo Too! Everyone: Faurt! X-3: Poo Moo Too! Everyone: FANTA! X-3: Orange Fat ugly sausage Moon! THE END! X-3: Okay, that was interesting...... Cow: Moo..... X-3: Right..... Any evil guy anytime soon? ???: Yes. X-3: I'll get you!

11-12-2004, 08:36 PM	#52
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,915.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,167.88 Donate	Psycho: ....Eyes twich My...lovely...gift... Grows insanely dark like and her pink figure shift slowly to a burning flame

11-12-2004, 08:40 PM	#53
santa Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The North Pole Gender: Posts: 208 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 1,065.57 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,565.57 Donate	Alien:Lying on the groundGrr...I'm not done with you yet, fools! The evil must be extiguished! I will never give up my holy cruisade! NEVER!Gets swept up by a street clener Street Cleaner dood: You suck, n00b! Your kind are the filth of the Earth! I hate you! Alien: Grr...You will rue the day you messed with Alien_Offspring, you insubordinate fools! MwaHaHaHA! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] You b@$&/>$ will all fear and bow before me! Never again will I be removed from the evil hotel! I summon The Legion of Angels, division #10! We must attack that hotel! It is swarming with the spawn of the devil! To war!Angel troopers march to the Hotel, and we storm in NCPDNT: Hey, you're a n00b! You can't come in here! Gets stabbed Alien: Never will this evil live again!Niw, Angel Division #10, we must cleanse the rest of this hotel!

11-12-2004, 09:06 PM	#54
Mr.Hammermap Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,605.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,105.00 Donate	CM: :walks in and sees Alien: Wow, a psychopathic n00b that believes he is not evil! Alien: ARG! ANOTHER un-noob! Angels, attack! CM: But... Those are demons! "Angels": Err... RUN AWAY! AND KILL ALIEN SO HE DOESN'T FIRE US! Alien: NOOO!!!

11-12-2004, 09:10 PM	#55
dux_is_me Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Colombia, with an O. Gender: Posts: 796 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 1,503.23 Bank: 14,762.93 Total Points: 16,266.16 Donate	Dux commands the SCCTTWOASOL Dude to blast the brains out of Chunky and then summons a sugar cane spirit that starts beating on everyone eating sugar.

11-12-2004, 09:26 PM	#56
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,053 Thanks: 265 Thanked 277 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,228.77 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,228.77 Donate	X-3: Dude, chill. Alien: NO!! X-3: Then I'll have to handle him myself..... Pulls out Dream Sword Take this! Slash! Dream.... Alien: Goes to sleep X-3: Great, now It'll turn into aggresive mode. Throws Alien into a toilet

11-12-2004, 09:34 PM	#57
santa Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The North Pole Gender: Posts: 208 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 1,065.57 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,565.57 Donate	Alien:Wakes up in toiletOh, god this is nasty. Man, these people have no respect for n00bs! They threw me in a toilet! Those b@$t&/>d$!Grins Evilly MwaHaHaHA! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] These b@4t&/>d$ will never make it out of this hotel alive! Come, Angels! Angels, Cherubs, and saints appear You will go and destroy every last particle of this Hotel, and all of the demons inside of it! Go, and make me proud!The Legions of the Light go to destrpy the hotel

11-12-2004, 09:48 PM	#58
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,342 Thanks: 90 Thanked 292 Times in 172 Posts Points: 2,248.83 Bank: 16,278.34 Total Points: 18,527.17 Donate	^ Ok, now you're doing this to get on people's nerves. Knock it off. L007: Uses Chaos Spear on Alien AND NEVER COME BACK! Psycho: YOU... DESTROYED... MY... SUGAR PACKETS!! L007: Uh oh...

11-12-2004, 10:16 PM	#59
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,915.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,167.88 Donate	Psycho: Repeatly smacks L007 in the head with her halo, and the more smacks she does, it slowly turns into a huge whip, and after a good twenty minutes, she took a nap. ^-^ MEANWHILE... Tikal: In the VR helmet Hehe....World Domanation is fun. xD

11-12-2004, 10:26 PM	#60
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,053 Thanks: 265 Thanked 277 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,228.77 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,228.77 Donate	Suddenly A figure appeared next to her and sucked something Black out ???: He he..... Goes to get everyone else's DS. X-3: Stop, whoever you are! ???: Ah, X-3. Prepare to fight...... Pulls out Nightmare Sword X-3: I'm ready... Pulls out DreamSword Slash! Slash! Slash! X-3: DREAM WAVE! ???: Uhh..... Is knocked out X-3: Lets see who it is..... WHAT THE....... He looks like me! X-3(?): Thats right....... I AM THE LEADER OF CHAOS-NEBULA, X-3-X! X-3: You're a X-Parasite, arn't you!? X-3-X: Thats right....... The princess of Light is ours..... Teleports X-3: Hmm....... RING! Takes out Communticator Yes? Rush: Many people in Fantopia have been captured! One of them is Saria! X-3: I'll check it out. Any clues? Rush: This: Pulls out Chaos-Nebula Logo X-3: The princess of Light..... Must be one of the captured! What happens if it's Saria!? Rush: I'll study "The Princess of Light"! Go try to stop them! They are a threat! Loging Out... X-3: Hmm.... Goes to exit Chunky: Where are you going? X-3: People have been captured. Its Chaos-Nebula. They're looking for the Princess of light... Leaves Chunky: Somehow I feel like I can do something....