NC Jungle Hotel - No n00bs - Page 8

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-25-2004, 11:59 AM

Howeverhowever, due to Chunky being a godmoder, the button blows up a tree.

Wootmaster · 11-25-2004, 12:01 PM

I AM CHEAPER THEN YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW IT

YOUR BUTTON BLEW UP. DON"T LIE.

Kain Highwind · 11-25-2004, 12:04 PM

Tikal: *....Kicks Chunky and TG* Stop yo' whining.

Wootmaster · 11-25-2004, 12:50 PM

HOWEVER, MY CHEAPNESS PEELS TO FLESH OFF YOU LEG. AND EVERY THING FALLS OUT.

X-3 · 11-25-2004, 06:06 PM

X-3: Hmm.... *Throws Anti-Cheapness Muffin Bomb*

*BOOM!*

Mr.Hammermap · 11-25-2004, 06:58 PM

CM: AHHHHHHH!!!! WHY DID THEY BLOW UP THE HIGHEST ROOM?!? AHHHHHHHH!!! I'M GOING TO DIE!
Several hours later...
CM: Okay, so full leadership of my comics will be Fire Dragon, and...
2 more hours later...
CM: So, thats my will... am I forgetting something? Oh yeah... I CAN USE MY FIRE BLASTER!
Twelve Hours later...
CM: NOW GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY, OR THIS TIME MY SHOT WILL KILL YOU, LITERALLY!!!
Chunky: AHHH!!! HAVE MERCY UPON ME!!! AHHHHH!!! HERE, TAKE BACK YOUR MONEY!
CM: Thanks. Now, if you'll excuse me, this hotel will detonate, in, about two more posts. Now, I'm off! Oh, and you and the hotel and the glass dome are all to explode, cheapness or not. :teleports out of hotel and range of magic and heads to the construction site of the next hotel:

X-3 · 11-25-2004, 07:58 PM

X-3: Ahhhhhhh!!!! Wait, I'm not at the hotel! Well, I better investigate the "Blast" *Later...* it's Metal X-3!

Metal X-3: Prepare to die!

B.O.S.S:

M.E.T.A.L X-3- M.E.T.A.L.I.C C.O.P.Y O.F X-3

MX-3: Finally, my name is short! *Shoots Missles*

X-3: Stone Age! (As seen as in Mario Adventures!)

*Frozzen!*

X-3: Charging.....

*Un-Frozzen!*

MX-3: BLUE CRUSH!

X-3: Wha? *SMASH! Falls off edge..... or so it seems..*

MX-3: Yes. I'll go kidnap Saria. I also plan on having periods when I speak. L.i.k.e s.o. O.k.a.y., .M.a.y.b.e. n.o.t. That's better. *Flies away*

X-3: *Hanging on edge* I have to get there before he does! *Jump and Dash!*

*Later...*

MX-3: Saria, I've got you now! *Knocks her out*

Saria: X-3......

X-3: Not so fasT!

MX-3: I guess it's time to fight!

*Suddenly, a Bomb-Omb appears and explodes*

X-3: What was that?!

MX-3: BLUE CRUSH!

X-3: *Dodge... or not!* That hit hard... Wait.... Blue Crush!

MX-3: No..... *SMASHHHHHH!!*

X-3: Take that!

MX-3: This isnt... the end... *Flies away*

X-3: Well, Saria is safe.... for now.....

W.A.R.N.I.N.G.! H.O.T.E.L A.T C.R.I.T.I.C.U.L L.E.V.E.L!

X-3: Uh oh! Better save the hotel from doom!

Kain Highwind · 11-25-2004, 08:09 PM

Tikal: *Goes and eats tons of Pies* Pies are good. Mmmm pies...

Ghost Kitty · 11-25-2004, 09:16 PM

9-V:I CAN COUNT TO A GOOGLE!(A google is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000.)

...

Doesnt anybody care?

Tikal:QUIET! I'm eating pie...
9-V:Can I have some?
Tikal:No...

9-V:Oh...... how about now?
Tikal:No.

9-V:Crap...

Cloaked Dude · 11-25-2004, 11:15 PM

CD: How many glitches are in here? I need to catch them so they could turn cash!
Chunky: Glitches? Haven't seen them.
CD: Dang!

X-3 · 11-25-2004, 11:26 PM

MX-3: Glitches..... GO!

*Release!*

CD: Yay!

Glitches: Glitch Beam! *Smash!*

CD: Ouch..... *Uses Glitch-Destroyer*

Glitches: He he....

X-3: Catch! *Throws Anti-Glitch Bomb!*

CD: Wait.... It's making them stronger!

*The Glitches fall in Phazon*

X-3: I'm Metal X-3 by the way..... *Gasp!*

CD: *Gasp!*

Real X-3: *Gasp!*

Everyone else: *Gasp*

Farmer: Gold!

*The glitches morphed in the Phazon to form...*

POSSIBLE SPOILERS:

Glitch Prime!

GP: *Roar!*

X-3: I dont think so!

"Do Do Do Do Do Do

Do Do Do Do Do Do

Do Do Do Do Do Do

Do Do Do Do Do Do

When theres something weird, In NC hotel, who you going to call?

GLITCH BUSTERS!"

X-3: Okay..... *He and Cloked Dude go in Phazon pool* PHAZON BLASTER!

CD: PHAZON GLITCH BEAM!

*Glitch Prime dies*

Chunky: Here is your cash. *Gives*

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-26-2004, 12:37 AM

*Pulls new "God Button" out of pocket*

Chunky: Hahaha.

Cloaked Dude · 11-26-2004, 10:39 AM

CD: Wait...
Dark CD: *appears* I've been waiting for you...
CD: It's you again!
Dark CD: And I got some new troops!
CD: We know! They're right beside you!
Dark CD: I know--wait, they are?
CD: Yeah.
Dark CD: Oh...
Dark Chunky: Can we hurry up and leave?
Dark CD: Fine!
*all of them teleports to Dark Fortress*
Chunky: Ok... how long is Dark Fortress from here?
CD: Very long.
Chunky: DOH!

[ November 26, 2004, 09:49 AM: Message edited by: Cloaked Dude, the Dark Templar ]

Ghost Kitty · 11-26-2004, 08:02 PM

Meanwhile, in 9-Volt's room...

9-V:Okay, let's see if all my training paid off....

*9-Volt punched a punching bag with all his might, accedentally sending it staight through the wall of Tikal's room.*

9-V and Tikal:O_O

9-V:Um....sorry...

Tikal:.......your paying for that.....

X-3 · 11-26-2004, 08:21 PM

X-3: Dark Fortress..... This invatation told me to go there.

CD: We have to go there too!

X-3: I'll give you a hunter ship. 2 only. *Dshes away*

*Meanwhile...*

MX-3: He'll be here soon.

Cloaked Dude · 11-26-2004, 11:17 PM

CD: Wait. *pulls out a Lazer cannon, then shoots a Lazer at DF*
*DF explodes*
Dark CD: Dang lazers!
Dark Tikal: Lazer? Do you mean Lasers?
Dark CD: No. Lazers are stronger than Lasers...
*the Darks teleports*
*TV turns on*
Dr. Evil (TV): Fire the "Lazer"! *does that quotation marks with his hands*
*the Lazer misses*
CD: What is up with you?
Dr. Evil (TV): Where's Auston Powers?
CD: He's not here!
Dr. Evil (TV): Oh.
*TV turns off*

X-3 · 11-26-2004, 11:53 PM

X-3: Wow, this place is huge! Wait... Metal X-3 and Saria! Metal X-3.....

MX-3: If you want her back, come in....

*X-3 goes in*

X-3: Metal X-3, where are you!?

MX-3: I'm here. Prepare to fight.

X-3: Okay, time to finish this!

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-27-2004, 10:50 AM

*Presses button, everyone but TG and me explode*

Kain Highwind · 11-27-2004, 12:10 PM

Psycho: *Explodes, and reforms* Good thing I had a 1-up mushroom.

Tikal: *Has a helmet on* Yay. *Hits a wall*

X-3 · 11-27-2004, 02:58 PM

X-3: Mustard Clones!

MX-3: Blue Crush!

X-3: I dont think so! Nova Strike!

MX-3: My attack! *Smash!*

X-3: Gun De Fanta! *Shoots Gun at Metal X-3*

MX-3: Damn....

X-3: 9-Volt Sonic Chip in! *Sound Style!* I havnt used this in a long time..... Sound Overload!

MX-3: Noo...... I'm alive.... I may die, but I'll take you two as well!

T.I.M.E B.O.M.B S.E.T

*A hole appears. Saria falls in.... somewhat*

X-3: Grab my hand!

Saria: X-3.....

*Few seconds...*

X-3: Chaos.... CONTROL! *Teleport*

*Escape!*

*The dark fortress explodes!*

X-3: Okay, Saria, see you later!

Saria: Bye.... *Dash!* X-3....

11-25-2004, 11:59 AM	#141
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts Points: 4,757.68 Bank: 185,271.29 Total Points: 190,028.97 Donate	Howeverhowever, due to Chunky being a godmoder, the button blows up a tree.

11-25-2004, 12:01 PM	#142
Wootmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 6,532 Thanks: 350 Thanked 462 Times in 359 Posts Points: 4,831.52 Bank: 79,374.50 Total Points: 84,206.03 Donate	I AM CHEAPER THEN YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW IT YOUR BUTTON BLEW UP. DON"T LIE.

11-25-2004, 12:04 PM	#143
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,597.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,737.00 Donate	Tikal: ....Kicks Chunky and TG Stop yo' whining.

11-25-2004, 12:50 PM	#144
Wootmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 6,532 Thanks: 350 Thanked 462 Times in 359 Posts Points: 4,831.52 Bank: 79,374.50 Total Points: 84,206.03 Donate	HOWEVER, MY CHEAPNESS PEELS TO FLESH OFF YOU LEG. AND EVERY THING FALLS OUT.

11-25-2004, 06:06 PM	#145
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,702.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,702.14 Donate	X-3: Hmm.... Throws Anti-Cheapness Muffin Bomb BOOM!

11-25-2004, 06:58 PM	#146
Mr.Hammermap Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,898.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,398.00 Donate	CM: AHHHHHHH!!!! WHY DID THEY BLOW UP THE HIGHEST ROOM?!? AHHHHHHHH!!! I'M GOING TO DIE! Several hours later... CM: Okay, so full leadership of my comics will be Fire Dragon, and... 2 more hours later... CM: So, thats my will... am I forgetting something? Oh yeah... I CAN USE MY FIRE BLASTER! Twelve Hours later... CM: NOW GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY, OR THIS TIME MY SHOT WILL KILL YOU, LITERALLY!!! Chunky: AHHH!!! HAVE MERCY UPON ME!!! AHHHHH!!! HERE, TAKE BACK YOUR MONEY! CM: Thanks. Now, if you'll excuse me, this hotel will detonate, in, about two more posts. Now, I'm off! Oh, and you and the hotel and the glass dome are all to explode, cheapness or not. :teleports out of hotel and range of magic and heads to the construction site of the next hotel:

11-25-2004, 07:58 PM	#147
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,702.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,702.14 Donate	X-3: Ahhhhhhh!!!! Wait, I'm not at the hotel! Well, I better investigate the "Blast" Later... it's Metal X-3! Metal X-3: Prepare to die! B.O.S.S: M.E.T.A.L X-3- M.E.T.A.L.I.C C.O.P.Y O.F X-3 MX-3: Finally, my name is short! Shoots Missles X-3: Stone Age! (As seen as in Mario Adventures!) Frozzen! X-3: Charging..... Un-Frozzen! MX-3: BLUE CRUSH! X-3: Wha? SMASH! Falls off edge..... or so it seems.. MX-3: Yes. I'll go kidnap Saria. I also plan on having periods when I speak. L.i.k.e s.o. O.k.a.y., .M.a.y.b.e. n.o.t. That's better. Flies away X-3: Hanging on edge I have to get there before he does! Jump and Dash! Later... MX-3: Saria, I've got you now! Knocks her out Saria: X-3...... X-3: Not so fasT! MX-3: I guess it's time to fight! Suddenly, a Bomb-Omb appears and explodes X-3: What was that?! MX-3: BLUE CRUSH! X-3: Dodge... or not! That hit hard... Wait.... Blue Crush! MX-3: No..... SMASHHHHHH!! X-3: Take that! MX-3: This isnt... the end... Flies away X-3: Well, Saria is safe.... for now..... W.A.R.N.I.N.G.! H.O.T.E.L A.T C.R.I.T.I.C.U.L L.E.V.E.L! X-3: Uh oh! Better save the hotel from doom!

11-25-2004, 08:09 PM	#148
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,597.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,737.00 Donate	Tikal: Goes and eats tons of Pies Pies are good. Mmmm pies...

11-25-2004, 09:16 PM	#149
Ghost Kitty Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The place... THE PLACE!!! Gender: Posts: 787 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 10,797.87 Bank: 68.67 Total Points: 10,866.55 Donate	9-V:I CAN COUNT TO A GOOGLE!(A google is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000.) ... Doesnt anybody care? Tikal:QUIET! I'm eating pie... 9-V:Can I have some? Tikal:No... 9-V:Oh...... how about now? Tikal:No. 9-V:Crap...

11-25-2004, 11:15 PM	#150
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,665.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 2,883.82 Donate	CD: How many glitches are in here? I need to catch them so they could turn cash! Chunky: Glitches? Haven't seen them. CD: Dang!

11-25-2004, 11:26 PM	#151
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,702.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,702.14 Donate	MX-3: Glitches..... GO! Release! CD: Yay! Glitches: Glitch Beam! Smash! CD: Ouch..... Uses Glitch-Destroyer Glitches: He he.... X-3: Catch! Throws Anti-Glitch Bomb! CD: Wait.... It's making them stronger! The Glitches fall in Phazon X-3: I'm Metal X-3 by the way..... Gasp! CD: Gasp! Real X-3: Gasp! Everyone else: Gasp Farmer: Gold! The glitches morphed in the Phazon to form... POSSIBLE SPOILERS: Glitch Prime! GP: Roar! X-3: I dont think so! "Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do When theres something weird, In NC hotel, who you going to call? GLITCH BUSTERS!" X-3: Okay..... He and Cloked Dude go in Phazon pool PHAZON BLASTER! CD: PHAZON GLITCH BEAM! Glitch Prime dies Chunky: Here is your cash. Gives

11-26-2004, 12:37 AM	#152
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts Points: 4,757.68 Bank: 185,271.29 Total Points: 190,028.97 Donate	Pulls new "God Button" out of pocket Chunky: Hahaha.

11-26-2004, 10:39 AM	#153
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,665.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 2,883.82 Donate	CD: Wait... Dark CD: appears I've been waiting for you... CD: It's you again! Dark CD: And I got some new troops! CD: We know! They're right beside you! Dark CD: I know--wait, they are? CD: Yeah. Dark CD: Oh... Dark Chunky: Can we hurry up and leave? Dark CD: Fine! all of them teleports to Dark Fortress Chunky: Ok... how long is Dark Fortress from here? CD: Very long. Chunky: DOH! [ November 26, 2004, 09:49 AM: Message edited by: Cloaked Dude, the Dark Templar ]

11-26-2004, 08:02 PM	#154
Ghost Kitty Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The place... THE PLACE!!! Gender: Posts: 787 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 10,797.87 Bank: 68.67 Total Points: 10,866.55 Donate	Meanwhile, in 9-Volt's room... 9-V:Okay, let's see if all my training paid off.... 9-Volt punched a punching bag with all his might, accedentally sending it staight through the wall of Tikal's room. 9-V and Tikal:O_O 9-V:Um....sorry... Tikal:.......your paying for that.....

11-26-2004, 08:21 PM	#155
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,702.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,702.14 Donate	X-3: Dark Fortress..... This invatation told me to go there. CD: We have to go there too! X-3: I'll give you a hunter ship. 2 only. Dshes away Meanwhile... MX-3: He'll be here soon.

11-26-2004, 11:17 PM	#156
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,665.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 2,883.82 Donate	CD: Wait. pulls out a Lazer cannon, then shoots a Lazer at DF DF explodes Dark CD: Dang lazers! Dark Tikal: Lazer? Do you mean Lasers? Dark CD: No. Lazers are stronger than Lasers... the Darks teleports TV turns on Dr. Evil (TV): Fire the "Lazer"! does that quotation marks with his hands the Lazer misses CD: What is up with you? Dr. Evil (TV): Where's Auston Powers? CD: He's not here! Dr. Evil (TV): Oh. TV turns off

11-26-2004, 11:53 PM	#157
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,702.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,702.14 Donate	X-3: Wow, this place is huge! Wait... Metal X-3 and Saria! Metal X-3..... MX-3: If you want her back, come in.... X-3 goes in X-3: Metal X-3, where are you!? MX-3: I'm here. Prepare to fight. X-3: Okay, time to finish this!

11-27-2004, 10:50 AM	#158
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts Points: 4,757.68 Bank: 185,271.29 Total Points: 190,028.97 Donate	Presses button, everyone but TG and me explode

11-27-2004, 12:10 PM	#159
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,597.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,737.00 Donate	Psycho: Explodes, and reforms Good thing I had a 1-up mushroom. Tikal: Has a helmet on Yay. Hits a wall

11-27-2004, 02:58 PM	#160
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,702.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,702.14 Donate	X-3: Mustard Clones! MX-3: Blue Crush! X-3: I dont think so! Nova Strike! MX-3: My attack! Smash! X-3: Gun De Fanta! Shoots Gun at Metal X-3 MX-3: Damn.... X-3: 9-Volt Sonic Chip in! Sound Style! I havnt used this in a long time..... Sound Overload! MX-3: Noo...... I'm alive.... I may die, but I'll take you two as well! T.I.M.E B.O.M.B S.E.T A hole appears. Saria falls in.... somewhat X-3: Grab my hand! Saria: X-3..... Few seconds... X-3: Chaos.... CONTROL! Teleport Escape! The dark fortress explodes! X-3: Okay, Saria, see you later! Saria: Bye.... Dash! X-3....