NC Jungle Hotel - No n00bs - VGF

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-09-2004, 10:19 AM

Chunky: Ahhhh, my no n00b Jungle Hotel is finally open! I hope I get customers.

Curly Brace · 11-09-2004, 04:21 PM

Tikal: *Holds a gun to her head* GIVE ME A ROOM OR I'LL SHOOT! *Gives him Six million dollars*

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-09-2004, 05:35 PM

Chunky: Excuse me while I put this in our vault. *Uses Force Lift 3 to move it into vault* You may take the best room, madam.

Curly Brace · 11-09-2004, 06:02 PM

Tikal: ....*Takes a wooden key, bows politely and goes to search for her room.*

**L007 is Undecided** · 11-09-2004, 06:38 PM

L007: **Comes in** Hopefully the hotel topics will get to work again...

Chunky: Aren't you forgetting something?

L007: Erm... **Reaches into backpack and pulls out a sleeping KNiGHTS** There you are!

KNiGHTS: Zzz...

Chunky: Do you want a room or not?

L007: Depends. Do I get to keep it?

Chunky: ... It's a hotel room, what do you think?

L007: ... Cheetos

Chunky: **Takes a satchel of Rupees** Room 666.

L007: AGAIN??!

RMC · 11-09-2004, 07:04 PM

*outside the hotel*

Joe: Hey theres a new hotel *goes to walk in bounces off* ouch what the...NO noobs aloud *knocks on the door* HEY LET ME IN!

Chunky: No because your a noob

Joe: *sigh* fine ill go else where *walks off all sad like*

Faceless One · 11-09-2004, 07:09 PM

X-3: I'll take a room!

Chunky: No. You've already got a room in a different hotel. Besides, your a n00b!

X-3: No I'm no longer! I've reached 500 posts! I'm a cheapstake now!

Chunky: Not letting.

X-3: Battle! Or 10000000 Rupees.

Chunky: .....Sold. Room 101010101.

X-3: Yay!

[ November 09, 2004, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: X-3 Zero ]

jigglypuffer · 11-09-2004, 07:13 PM

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE NEXT HOTEL!

On second thought... go ahead.

Curly Brace · 11-09-2004, 07:55 PM

Tikal: *Puts her stuff away, looks around* Well. That's that. *Goes out, and sees a huge Jungle* Reminds me of home...

Tarzan: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWLAWAAHWAAAAAAAAA!

George: *Hits a tree*

Tikal: Yep... Just like home.

Faceless One · 11-09-2004, 09:04 PM

*On top of hotel*

X-3: Ahh.... What a beatiful jungle..... *Flash Back!* Wha? *Flash Back! X ALL!* Weird.... I've been here before.... Wait, I was able to use Chaos Control.....

*Flash Back!*

X-3: ...... To the jungle.

**L007 is Undecided** · 11-09-2004, 09:19 PM

L007: **Checks Ebay** Yay, my Zelda game sold for $17!

KNiGHTS: **Wakes up** So what are you going to buy with the money?

L007: Probably Paper Mario 2. But if the auctions don't sell right, then probably Sonic Heroes.

KNiGHTS: Hey, where are the annoying people?

L007: **Points to the No n00bs sign**

KNiGHTS: YAY! **Runs off to the pool**

Faceless One · 11-09-2004, 09:37 PM

X-3: Do Do Do, Do Do Do, Do! What the.... *Sees Temple* Woah! *Starts walking towards* I'll check it out.

*SUDDEN CLASH!*

X-3: Hmm? Hey, that Temple was destroyed a second ago....

???: Intruder! *Two Encindas drop on X-3*

Enchinda1: Bob, lets take him to the chief.

Bob: Great idea, Phisical!

X-3: Uhh.....*Faints*

*Later....*

Chief: Hmmm.... A spy! It seems we're in the future! Time to take over! But first..... *Turns to X-3* Do you know Tikal?

X-3: Yeah......

Chief: Hmm.... Put him to death or Something! *Walks away*

*Later...*

X-3: Uhh.....

Bob: Phisical, I still wonder where that Chaos Emerald went..... You know, the Blue one?

X-3: Wait..... *X-3 checked his cursed Tatoo. AS SEEN AS IN THE LAST HOTEL! It was blue* weird...

Phisical: He has the Curse! Get him!

X-3: Chaos Control!

*FREZZE!*

X-3: Waiting *Break!* Omega Tornado!

Bob and Phisical: Noooo!! *They fall of edge*

X-3: I better get to the Emerald Shrine.... No, the hotel.... I better get there, fast! I can defeat them on my own! *Starts Running to Hotel!*

Curly Brace · 11-09-2004, 10:39 PM

Tikal: *Stares around* Hmm... *Looks down* I feel...a drench of water....

*SPOOSH*

*Dripping wet*

NICE GOING, KNiGHTS! *Goes into her room to change into a swimsuit*

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-10-2004, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jigglypuffer:
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE NEXT HOTEL!

On second thought... go ahead.

Sorry. It was on short notice.

Chunky: I wonder what'll happen to this hotel?

Introbulus · 11-10-2004, 09:30 AM

(Introbulus comes running in through the door, right over the desk, and trips, making a person-shaped hole in the floor. He clambers out slowly)

Introbulus: Is there(Gasp)a(Pant)Psycho(Wheeze)here? I'd(Gasp!) like a(Pant)room near(Wheeze)her if that's all(Wheeze)right with yo(pant)u(wheeze)...(Steals some towels)

Faceless One · 11-10-2004, 01:49 PM

X-3: I made it...... *Phone beeps* Hello?

Chunky: Well, um, there is a huge freaky time bomb thingy. It says 5... no 4 on it. Hurry! *Smash!* Hey! You'll pay for that!

X-3: Its a bomb! Chaos Control!!!!!!!!!

*Bomb dissapers*

*Outside...*

*Explode!*

Chief: Modern technolgy didnt work! We must destroy everyone!

Encindas: YEAH! TO WAR!

*War music plays*

*Teleport!*

Chaos: ........... *Destroys them*

Chief: Nooooo! *Dissapears*

???: Perfect. Chaos has been released again. World, get ready...... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

jigglypuffer · 11-10-2004, 02:19 PM

*lost in the jungle*

jpfr: Christ! Where is that hotel?

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-10-2004, 02:39 PM

*meanwhile, jpfr has passed a large neon flashing sign that says "NC Jungle Hotel thataway!"*

Chunky: Well, the closest room to her is 4 floors up. Seems all the Psycho fans took the rooms.

jigglypuffer · 11-10-2004, 03:02 PM

I so hope that "her" wasn´t referring to me.

jpfr: Ah, there it is. *starts walking*

jpfr: YIKES! Quicksand!

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-10-2004, 03:05 PM

"her" was referring to Pyscho/Tikal.

Chunky: I really need to get a janitor to clean up that pile of quicksand the follows me everywhere.

11-09-2004, 10:19 AM	#1
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,322 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 115.12 Bank: 72,943.73 Total Points: 73,058.85 Donate	Chunky: Ahhhh, my no n00b Jungle Hotel is finally open! I hope I get customers.

11-09-2004, 04:21 PM	#2
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,774 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 14,680.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 51,932.88 Donate	Tikal: Holds a gun to her head GIVE ME A ROOM OR I'LL SHOOT! Gives him Six million dollars

11-09-2004, 05:35 PM	#3
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,322 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 115.12 Bank: 72,943.73 Total Points: 73,058.85 Donate	Chunky: Excuse me while I put this in our vault. Uses Force Lift 3 to move it into vault You may take the best room, madam.

11-09-2004, 06:02 PM	#4
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,774 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 14,680.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 51,932.88 Donate	Tikal: ....Takes a wooden key, bows politely and goes to search for her room.

11-09-2004, 06:38 PM	#5
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,308 Thanks: 90 Thanked 286 Times in 167 Posts Points: 443.97 Bank: 13,893.41 Total Points: 14,337.38 Donate	L007: Comes in Hopefully the hotel topics will get to work again... Chunky: Aren't you forgetting something? L007: Erm... Reaches into backpack and pulls out a sleeping KNiGHTS There you are! KNiGHTS: Zzz... Chunky: Do you want a room or not? L007: Depends. Do I get to keep it? Chunky: ... It's a hotel room, what do you think? L007: ... Cheetos Chunky: Takes a satchel of Rupees Room 666. L007: AGAIN??!

11-09-2004, 07:04 PM	#6
RMC Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Phoenix, NY Posts: 1,129 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,503.05 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,003.05 Donate	outside the hotel Joe: Hey theres a new hotel goes to walk in bounces off ouch what the...NO noobs aloud knocks on the door HEY LET ME IN! Chunky: No because your a noob Joe: sigh fine ill go else where walks off all sad like

11-09-2004, 07:09 PM	#7
Faceless One Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 8,781 Thanks: 246 Thanked 256 Times in 190 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,483.13 Bank: 3,915.02 Total Points: 8,398.15 Donate	X-3: I'll take a room! Chunky: No. You've already got a room in a different hotel. Besides, your a n00b! X-3: No I'm no longer! I've reached 500 posts! I'm a cheapstake now! Chunky: Not letting. X-3: Battle! Or 10000000 Rupees. Chunky: .....Sold. Room 101010101. X-3: Yay! [ November 09, 2004, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: X-3 Zero ]

11-09-2004, 07:13 PM	#8
jigglypuffer Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 1,960 Thanks: 23 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Points: 484.57 Bank: 12,607.28 Total Points: 13,091.85 Donate	I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE NEXT HOTEL! On second thought... go ahead.

11-09-2004, 07:55 PM	#9
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,774 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 14,680.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 51,932.88 Donate	Tikal: Puts her stuff away, looks around Well. That's that. Goes out, and sees a huge Jungle Reminds me of home... Tarzan: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWLAWAAHWAAAAAAAAA! George: Hits a tree Tikal: Yep... Just like home.

11-09-2004, 09:04 PM	#10
Faceless One Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 8,781 Thanks: 246 Thanked 256 Times in 190 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,483.13 Bank: 3,915.02 Total Points: 8,398.15 Donate	On top of hotel X-3: Ahh.... What a beatiful jungle..... Flash Back! Wha? Flash Back! X ALL! Weird.... I've been here before.... Wait, I was able to use Chaos Control..... Flash Back! X-3: ...... To the jungle.

11-09-2004, 09:19 PM	#11
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,308 Thanks: 90 Thanked 286 Times in 167 Posts Points: 443.97 Bank: 13,893.41 Total Points: 14,337.38 Donate	L007: Checks Ebay Yay, my Zelda game sold for $17! KNiGHTS: Wakes up So what are you going to buy with the money? L007: Probably Paper Mario 2. But if the auctions don't sell right, then probably Sonic Heroes. KNiGHTS: Hey, where are the annoying people? L007: Points to the No n00bs sign KNiGHTS: YAY! Runs off to the pool

11-09-2004, 09:37 PM	#12
Faceless One Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 8,781 Thanks: 246 Thanked 256 Times in 190 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,483.13 Bank: 3,915.02 Total Points: 8,398.15 Donate	X-3: Do Do Do, Do Do Do, Do! What the.... Sees Temple Woah! Starts walking towards I'll check it out. SUDDEN CLASH! X-3: Hmm? Hey, that Temple was destroyed a second ago.... ???: Intruder! Two Encindas drop on X-3 Enchinda1: Bob, lets take him to the chief. Bob: Great idea, Phisical! X-3: Uhh.....Faints Later.... Chief: Hmmm.... A spy! It seems we're in the future! Time to take over! But first..... Turns to X-3 Do you know Tikal? X-3: Yeah...... Chief: Hmm.... Put him to death or Something! Walks away Later... X-3: Uhh..... Bob: Phisical, I still wonder where that Chaos Emerald went..... You know, the Blue one? X-3: Wait..... X-3 checked his cursed Tatoo. AS SEEN AS IN THE LAST HOTEL! It was blue weird... Phisical: He has the Curse! Get him! X-3: Chaos Control! FREZZE! X-3: Waiting Break! Omega Tornado! Bob and Phisical: Noooo!! They fall of edge X-3: I better get to the Emerald Shrine.... No, the hotel.... I better get there, fast! I can defeat them on my own! Starts Running to Hotel!

11-09-2004, 10:39 PM	#13
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,774 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 14,680.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 51,932.88 Donate	Tikal: Stares around Hmm... Looks down I feel...a drench of water.... SPOOSH Dripping wet NICE GOING, KNiGHTS! Goes into her room to change into a swimsuit

11-10-2004, 09:30 AM	#15
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,357.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 5,575.10 Donate	(Introbulus comes running in through the door, right over the desk, and trips, making a person-shaped hole in the floor. He clambers out slowly) Introbulus: Is there(Gasp)a(Pant)Psycho(Wheeze)here? I'd(Gasp!) like a(Pant)room near(Wheeze)her if that's all(Wheeze)right with yo(pant)u(wheeze)...(Steals some towels)

11-10-2004, 01:49 PM	#16
Faceless One Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 8,781 Thanks: 246 Thanked 256 Times in 190 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,483.13 Bank: 3,915.02 Total Points: 8,398.15 Donate	X-3: I made it...... Phone beeps Hello? Chunky: Well, um, there is a huge freaky time bomb thingy. It says 5... no 4 on it. Hurry! Smash! Hey! You'll pay for that! X-3: Its a bomb! Chaos Control!!!!!!!!! Bomb dissapers Outside... Explode! Chief: Modern technolgy didnt work! We must destroy everyone! Encindas: YEAH! TO WAR! War music plays Teleport! Chaos: ........... Destroys them Chief: Nooooo! Dissapears ???: Perfect. Chaos has been released again. World, get ready...... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

11-10-2004, 02:19 PM	#17
jigglypuffer Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 1,960 Thanks: 23 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Points: 484.57 Bank: 12,607.28 Total Points: 13,091.85 Donate	lost in the jungle jpfr: Christ! Where is that hotel?

11-10-2004, 02:39 PM	#18
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,322 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 115.12 Bank: 72,943.73 Total Points: 73,058.85 Donate	meanwhile, jpfr has passed a large neon flashing sign that says "NC Jungle Hotel thataway!" Chunky: Well, the closest room to her is 4 floors up. Seems all the Psycho fans took the rooms.

11-10-2004, 03:02 PM	#19
jigglypuffer Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Sweden Gender: Posts: 1,960 Thanks: 23 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Points: 484.57 Bank: 12,607.28 Total Points: 13,091.85 Donate	I so hope that "her" wasn´t referring to me. jpfr: Ah, there it is. starts walking jpfr: YIKES! Quicksand!

11-10-2004, 03:05 PM	#20
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,322 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 115.12 Bank: 72,943.73 Total Points: 73,058.85 Donate	"her" was referring to Pyscho/Tikal. Chunky: I really need to get a janitor to clean up that pile of quicksand the follows me everywhere.