NC Hotel of Hi-Techness. Noobs allowed, Retards arn't. - VGF

That Guy · 12-12-2004, 09:04 PM

Tg: Quick! Hide before the Hotel Takes a turn for the worst!

Quickman: Don't Worry. We Will be the Bouncers. Plus this place has Awesome Hi-tech Machiery Secrity. Fear.

Tg: That dosn't make me feel much safer.

Flashman: Don't worry! My Perverted Name* Will Scare them away. And we have lots of annoying neighbors.

*Third person to figure out why gets a cookie. Yum.

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-12-2004, 10:10 PM

*Chunky walks in, in a ripped and torn cloak*

Chunky: Sooo...tired...need..room...pay...tomorrow...after ...rest...*Goes to best room*

Curly Brace · 12-12-2004, 10:22 PM

*Tikal and Psycho rode in on bikes, and Tikal got off, and goes to Tg*

Tikal: Any room. *Gives him the money*

Tg: Room 549.

Psycho: *Grabs stuff, and then looks at Flashman* Eww....STOP FLASHING!

X-3 · 12-13-2004, 08:02 AM

http://www.vgf.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbcg...2;t=002209;p=3

Not your turn.

Curly Brace · 12-13-2004, 03:47 PM

Psycho: *Sitting on suitcase, riding on the moveable ground* WEEEEEEEEE!

Tikal: Here we are. *Slid room key in the door, and enters a room with a bunkbed*

Psycho: I call top!

Tikal: Over my dead body!

Psycho: That's easy, you're already dead.

Tikal: Oh, it is ON. *Gets into a dust fight with Psycho*

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-13-2004, 04:35 PM

*Wakes up, gets into new cloak, goes out of room, goes next door, crashes down door*

Chunky: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

Curly Brace · 12-13-2004, 04:55 PM

Both: *Yells bloody murder* I'm a page stretching *******!

[ December 14, 2004, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Yoshinator ]

That Guy · 12-13-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by X-3 2005:
http://www.vgf.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbcg...2;t=002209;p=3

Not your turn.

You Act Like I Bloody Care. As far as I'm concrened, There is No Waiting line. Never been one. The only rule was that you couldn't make a hotels if you made one recently (2-3 hotels should pass before then). Those were the good old days. Before the Second Underground.

*Shadowman Sneaks in and takes Chunky's wallet.*

TG: You forgot to pay.

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-13-2004, 09:29 PM

*Secretly attaches plasma grenade to Shadowman's back, takes wallet back, runs back to room*

Chunky: I SAID I'D PAY AFTER I GOT A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP!

*Chunky remembers something*

Chunky: Oh!

*Throws a few plasma grenades into Tikal's room, bolts door, and ghost-proofs room, along with getting stainless steel walls*

Curly Brace · 12-13-2004, 09:52 PM

Psycho: I KNOW WHAT TO DO. *Throws GrenRider in the plasma grenades path, ducks in the tub with Tikal*

*BOOM*

That Guy · 12-14-2004, 04:03 PM

Tg: You fell for the fake shadowman and wallet trick. And You must pay before you sleep. And the best room costs your Wallet and everything in it.

*Chunky is transported to an active volcano*

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-14-2004, 05:48 PM

Chunky: Dammit! That wallet cost me $18 dol-oh, wait, that was a gift. *End of pointy cloak thing catches on fire* I'm not a damn peasant!

X-3 · 12-15-2004, 04:42 PM

X-3: Well, I better join this hotel.

WindMan: Its X-3 sir.

TG: Oh no..... Fire the Hi-Tech lasers!

*Cardboard box appears*

TG: What!?

BombMan: The only Non-Hi tech thing sir.

TG: Fine... Fire the Bombs!

X-3: Hmm, TG's not here. Ow well, what will I do with my $$$$$$$$$?

Mr.Krabs: Uh! uh! *Runs out of breath and dies*

X-3: Ok-Okay...

TG: Fine, I'll take your money. Room 124356343565.

*Later...*

X-3: Yes! Hey wait, theres no Fanta in here....

*Twilight Zone music plays*

TG: Ack! Replace it!

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-15-2004, 06:27 PM

*Chunky comes into the hotel, with a ragged cloak. Again.*

Chunky: Stupid...dragon...

*Chunky hears Twilight Zone Music*

Chunky: ARGH! *Fires a laser at the source, the music stops*

???: OW!

TG: Whozat?

Narrator-dude: Me! I'm also kinda the sound FX guy.

Chunky: Oh.

X-3 · 12-15-2004, 09:22 PM

X-3: You!

Narator-Guy: Yes?

X-3: I got Nightmares by going on the Tower of Terror, and got wilyed by The monsters on Elm street!

Freddy: Hey, that MY place I attacked!

X-3: Shut-Up. I'm glad I didnt see your movie! *Defeats Freddy*

Narator-Guy: So?

X-3: Um, your job doesnt pay car insurence. But Geico does.

N-G: !!!! *Runs away*

X-3: Finnaly.....

SO X-3 BOUGHT SOME FANTA, AND EVERYONE CONTINUED THE HOTEL.

Curly Brace · 12-16-2004, 03:29 PM

Psycho: *Falls asleep in the bathtub* zzzz...

Tikal: *Goes to the top bunk, and goes to sleep*

KingArthur · 12-16-2004, 03:58 PM

Give me a room! *says to the guy at the counter*

X-3 · 12-16-2004, 04:00 PM

TG: First you must pass....

THE TG TEST!

TG: Dodge the robot masters. *Attack!*

*Meanwhile...*

X-3: Do do do do do do do do do do do! Nothing to say.

That Guy · 12-17-2004, 05:36 PM

Tg: *Shoots clone* Thats the awesomness test. Now, to any one wanting a room...

Quote:

MENU

Rooms*

Crap room: 5000$
Bad Room: 100000000$
Below average room: 5000000000$
Average room: 50 Trillon.
Good Room: 500 Trillion.
Awesome Room: 5 credit cards. And you have to sign a contract that you won't Cancel them. if you break it you Ow me 100000000000 Quadrillon.
Almost best Room: 7 Years as my slave.
Best room: 1 cent more then the amount of money you currently have or your Soul.

*rooms do not come with furniture. You must buy the furniture for 70 trillon a pop.

santa · 12-17-2004, 09:17 PM

Alien: Hey, dood, I want a room, but I can't sell you my soul. I sold it long ago, for a nickel. Pretty good deal, huh? And here's all the money that I own in the whole wide world. (Places $0.50 on the counter.) That is absolutely all the money I have. And My mom will pay the extra penny.

IHSTS:Hey, you can't do that!

Alien:Yes I can. You see, you didn't specify about the penny. So, there is all the money I havr in the world, plus a penny.

IHSTS: You still have to buy furniture!

Alien

Holding out credit card) This should cover it. (Gets key and walks to room)

IHSTS: Hmmm...This credit card looks familiar...Hey, this is MY credit card!

Come back here, bandit!

I have shot the Sheiriff and I can shoot you too!

Darn...

12-17-2004, 09:17 PM	#20
santa Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The North Pole Gender: Posts: 208 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 1,065.57 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,565.57 Donate	Alien: Hey, dood, I want a room, but I can't sell you my soul. I sold it long ago, for a nickel. Pretty good deal, huh? And here's all the money that I own in the whole wide world. (Places $0.50 on the counter.) That is absolutely all the money I have. And My mom will pay the extra penny. IHSTS:Hey, you can't do that! Alien:Yes I can. You see, you didn't specify about the penny. So, there is all the money I havr in the world, plus a penny. IHSTS: You still have to buy furniture! AlienHolding out credit card) This should cover it. (Gets key and walks to room) IHSTS: Hmmm...This credit card looks familiar...Hey, this is MY credit card! Come back here, bandit! I have shot the Sheiriff and I can shoot you too! Darn...

12-12-2004, 09:04 PM	#1
That Guy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,206 Thanks: 259 Thanked 140 Times in 105 Posts Points: 15,062.55 Bank: 26,909.22 Total Points: 41,971.77 Donate	Tg: Quick! Hide before the Hotel Takes a turn for the worst! Quickman: Don't Worry. We Will be the Bouncers. Plus this place has Awesome Hi-tech Machiery Secrity. Fear. Tg: That dosn't make me feel much safer. Flashman: Don't worry! My Perverted Name* Will Scare them away. And we have lots of annoying neighbors. *Third person to figure out why gets a cookie. Yum.

12-12-2004, 10:10 PM	#2
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,318.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,853.89 Donate	Chunky walks in, in a ripped and torn cloak Chunky: Sooo...tired...need..room...pay...tomorrow...after ...rest...Goes to best room

12-12-2004, 10:22 PM	#3
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,826.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,078.88 Donate	Tikal and Psycho rode in on bikes, and Tikal got off, and goes to Tg Tikal: Any room. Gives him the money Tg: Room 549. Psycho: Grabs stuff, and then looks at Flashman Eww....STOP FLASHING!

12-13-2004, 08:02 AM	#4
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,015 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,552.02 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,552.02 Donate	http://www.vgf.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbcg...2;t=002209;p=3 Not your turn.

12-13-2004, 03:47 PM	#5
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,826.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,078.88 Donate	Psycho: Sitting on suitcase, riding on the moveable ground WEEEEEEEEE! Tikal: Here we are. Slid room key in the door, and enters a room with a bunkbed Psycho: I call top! Tikal: Over my dead body! Psycho: That's easy, you're already dead. Tikal: Oh, it is ON. Gets into a dust fight with Psycho

12-13-2004, 04:35 PM	#6
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,318.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,853.89 Donate	Wakes up, gets into new cloak, goes out of room, goes next door, crashes down door Chunky: SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

12-13-2004, 04:55 PM	#7
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,826.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,078.88 Donate	Both: Yells bloody murder I'm a page stretching ***! [ December 14, 2004, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Yoshinator ]

12-13-2004, 09:29 PM	#9
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,318.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,853.89 Donate	Secretly attaches plasma grenade to Shadowman's back, takes wallet back, runs back to room Chunky: I SAID I'D PAY AFTER I GOT A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP! Chunky remembers something Chunky: Oh! Throws a few plasma grenades into Tikal's room, bolts door, and ghost-proofs room, along with getting stainless steel walls

12-13-2004, 09:52 PM	#10
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,826.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,078.88 Donate	Psycho: I KNOW WHAT TO DO. Throws GrenRider in the plasma grenades path, ducks in the tub with Tikal BOOM

12-14-2004, 04:03 PM	#11
That Guy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,206 Thanks: 259 Thanked 140 Times in 105 Posts Points: 15,062.55 Bank: 26,909.22 Total Points: 41,971.77 Donate	Tg: You fell for the fake shadowman and wallet trick. And You must pay before you sleep. And the best room costs your Wallet and everything in it. Chunky is transported to an active volcano

12-14-2004, 05:48 PM	#12
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,318.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,853.89 Donate	Chunky: Dammit! That wallet cost me $18 dol-oh, wait, that was a gift. End of pointy cloak thing catches on fire I'm not a damn peasant!

12-15-2004, 04:42 PM	#13
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,015 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,552.02 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,552.02 Donate	X-3: Well, I better join this hotel. WindMan: Its X-3 sir. TG: Oh no..... Fire the Hi-Tech lasers! Cardboard box appears TG: What!? BombMan: The only Non-Hi tech thing sir. TG: Fine... Fire the Bombs! X-3: Hmm, TG's not here. Ow well, what will I do with my $$$$$$$$$? Mr.Krabs: Uh! uh! Runs out of breath and dies X-3: Ok-Okay... TG: Fine, I'll take your money. Room 124356343565. Later... X-3: Yes! Hey wait, theres no Fanta in here.... Twilight Zone music plays TG: Ack! Replace it!

12-15-2004, 06:27 PM	#14
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,318.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,853.89 Donate	Chunky comes into the hotel, with a ragged cloak. Again. Chunky: Stupid...dragon... Chunky hears Twilight Zone Music Chunky: ARGH! Fires a laser at the source, the music stops ???: OW! TG: Whozat? Narrator-dude: Me! I'm also kinda the sound FX guy. Chunky: Oh.

12-15-2004, 09:22 PM	#15
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,015 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,552.02 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,552.02 Donate	X-3: You! Narator-Guy: Yes? X-3: I got Nightmares by going on the Tower of Terror, and got wilyed by The monsters on Elm street! Freddy: Hey, that MY place I attacked! X-3: Shut-Up. I'm glad I didnt see your movie! Defeats Freddy Narator-Guy: So? X-3: Um, your job doesnt pay car insurence. But Geico does. N-G: !!!! Runs away X-3: Finnaly..... SO X-3 BOUGHT SOME FANTA, AND EVERYONE CONTINUED THE HOTEL.

12-16-2004, 03:29 PM	#16
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,826.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,078.88 Donate	Psycho: Falls asleep in the bathtub zzzz... Tikal: Goes to the top bunk, and goes to sleep

12-16-2004, 03:58 PM	#17
KingArthur Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 68 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 890.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,390.00 Donate	Give me a room! says to the guy at the counter

12-16-2004, 04:00 PM	#18
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,015 Thanks: 264 Thanked 276 Times in 205 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,552.02 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,552.02 Donate	TG: First you must pass.... THE TG TEST! TG: Dodge the robot masters. Attack! Meanwhile... X-3: Do do do do do do do do do do do! Nothing to say.