CYOA: Bill and Fred's Quest Through the Universe - VGF

BillFan1 · 07-07-2005, 04:01 PM

You know the drill.

Bill and Fred were walking outside one night, when suddenly, Professer Executrain hovered down using a jetpack-powered backpack. Fred, not knowing who it was...

A. Hugged Prof. E
B. Said, "Who are you?"
C. Shook hands with Executrain and said, "Nice to meet you."
D. Ran away screaming.

RMC · 07-07-2005, 04:34 PM

Quit making so many damn topics.

Col. Les Claypool · 07-07-2005, 04:55 PM

viper369 · 07-07-2005, 05:29 PM

M. Hercule Poirot · 07-07-2005, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raccoonmarioclock:
Quit making so many damn topics.

They're not spam topics like some of zepatients, or some of your earlier ones. They're actually quite interesting and somewhat cool. Just shut up and stop thrashing the newbies, Joe.

BillFan1 · 07-08-2005, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by panfan22:
A.

You're supposed to put the next part of the story, and then more choices. Same to you, Viper.

Col. Les Claypool · 07-08-2005, 12:01 PM

A.Bill hugs Professor Executrain let's see what happens
Prof.E:What the **** Fred!
Fred:You know my name!
Prof.E:Fred, Why are your eyes red.
Fred:TACOTACOTACO!
Prof.E

ie!
The Earth,moon,space.BOOM!
BIll:What the **** is going on!
Prof.E:Take him away!
What does Bill do
A.Do the Cha-cha
B.Ray of death the sucker
C.Sing a random song
D.Run away like a sissy girl

Frumious BanderFACE · 07-08-2005, 01:56 PM

Bill sings "LA BAMBA!

Bill:Tralalalala Bamba!

Prof. E: What the &^@#?

Prof E then

A. Blows Bill Up.
B.Eats Bill.
C.Sings With Him.
D.Crys like a baby.

Frumious BanderFACE · 07-08-2005, 01:57 PM

[ July 08, 2005, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: Drew Jensen ]

Lord_Zack · 07-08-2005, 06:19 PM

B. Eats Bill

Fred says, "Noooooo!" you ate Bill too! Wait, if I ate him earlier how can you eat him now?"

In Doc.E's digestive system, Bill:

A. Tries to eat Doc.E
B. The Extra Skill!
C. The Extra Power!
D. The NNC show up
E. Biggs and Wedge(the Ninjis) show up

Col. Les Claypool · 07-08-2005, 06:58 PM

D. the ninji show up

Biggs:Good Morrow pidget
Wedge:Good Morrow indeed
Bill:SHUT UP!
Bill
A.Kills Biggs and Wedge
B.Makes them watch Catwoman
C.Eat a pie
D.uses his extra powers to kill Prof. E, Biggs, and Wedge and surprisingly not get hurt out of it.

Luigi III · 07-10-2005, 07:48 PM

D

Bill: Extra Attack!
*boom*
Fred: Bill!
Bill: Hi Fred!
Donez: NO!!!!!!!
Bill: Huh?
Donez: Killing Executrain was -my- job! I must bring him back so -I- can kill him! I will be back in two seconds.
Three weeks later...
Donez: Ok, 3...2...1...FIRE!
*Executrain comes back to life!*
Fred: Hey...

Fred: Why didn't you do that when I killed Bill?
All: ...
Donez: Sleep. *fires at Fred, who falls asleep* Now then...

Donez: I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
Executrain: So will I...

What do they do?
A: Enter an epic battle to be remembered throughout the ages
B: Say "meh, forget about it"
C: Pretend to become friends, thinking they've lulled to other into a false sense of security
D: There is no D. I am too lazy.

Col. Les Claypool · 07-10-2005, 09:33 PM

B.

E:...meh,
Donez

EATHZOOKA!
E.:NOOOOOOOO!
Now that Executrain is Dead The group...

A.Find Steve's body and do the tango
B.Find Jill
C.Bump into Knives-Instead-of-arms man
D.Eat tacos

Lemmingboss · 07-20-2005, 02:16 PM

C. Bump into the deranged Bowser.
Literally.
So, Executrain's body gets stabbed, and blood drips all over GKIOAM (knife-man) and Bowser bgoes back to normal, and he tries to:
A. BBQ everyone and eat them
B. Kill Mario and kidnap Peach
C. Take revenge on Donez for killing an evil genius
D. Eat tacos with Fred and go insane again

Luigi III · 07-22-2005, 01:56 PM

B

Bowser: DIE MARIO!!!!!
Fred: Mario's not here!
Bowser: ...oh... *kidnaps Peach*
Peach: zzz...zzz...
Bowser: WAKE UP!

What happens?
A. The NC crew kills Bowser
B. Mario comes
C. Biggs and Wedge come
D. still no D.

marioisacoolguy · 07-22-2005, 02:26 PM

D. Fred ran away screaming. Bill stopped him by using his Extra Attack. "What the **** are you doing, Fred?" asked Bill."We fought him many times!" "I know." said Fred. "His breath smells though!" Prof.E then used his breath to teleport them into a galaxy. "****, how the **** are we going to get out of here?" screamed Bill. THE END????

07-08-2005, 12:01 PM	#7
Col. Les Claypool PUDDING TIME! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world... Gender: Posts: 10,570 Thanks: 442 Thanked 784 Times in 562 Posts Blog Entries: 9 Points: 6,023.99 Bank: 14,961.66 Total Points: 20,985.65 Donate	A.Bill hugs Professor Executrain let's see what happens Prof.E:What the ** Fred! Fred:You know my name! Prof.E:Fred, Why are your eyes red. Fred:TACOTACOTACO! Prof.Eie! The Earth,moon,space.BOOM! BIll:What the ** is going on! Prof.E:Take him away! What does Bill do A.Do the Cha-cha B.Ray of death the sucker C.Sing a random song D.Run away like a sissy girl

07-10-2005, 09:33 PM	#13
Col. Les Claypool PUDDING TIME! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world... Gender: Posts: 10,570 Thanks: 442 Thanked 784 Times in 562 Posts Blog Entries: 9 Points: 6,023.99 Bank: 14,961.66 Total Points: 20,985.65 Donate	B. E:...meh, DonezEATHZOOKA! E.:NOOOOOOOO! Now that Executrain is Dead The group... A.Find Steve's body and do the tango B.Find Jill C.Bump into Knives-Instead-of-arms man D.Eat tacos

07-07-2005, 04:01 PM	#1
BillFan1 Newbie Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NC Land Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 1,540.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,040.00 Donate	You know the drill. Bill and Fred were walking outside one night, when suddenly, Professer Executrain hovered down using a jetpack-powered backpack. Fred, not knowing who it was... A. Hugged Prof. E B. Said, "Who are you?" C. Shook hands with Executrain and said, "Nice to meet you." D. Ran away screaming.

07-07-2005, 04:34 PM	#2
RMC Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Phoenix, NY Posts: 1,129 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,448.05 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,948.05 Donate	Quit making so many damn topics.

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07-08-2005, 01:56 PM	#8
Frumious BanderFACE Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,784 Thanks: 274 Thanked 181 Times in 126 Posts Points: 30,424.79 Bank: 35,397.13 Total Points: 65,821.92 Donate	Bill sings "LA BAMBA! Bill:Tralalalala Bamba! Prof. E: What the &^@#? Prof E then A. Blows Bill Up. B.Eats Bill. C.Sings With Him. D.Crys like a baby.

07-08-2005, 01:57 PM	#9
Frumious BanderFACE Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,784 Thanks: 274 Thanked 181 Times in 126 Posts Points: 30,424.79 Bank: 35,397.13 Total Points: 65,821.92 Donate	[ July 08, 2005, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: Drew Jensen ]

07-08-2005, 06:19 PM	#10
Lord_Zack Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Gender: Posts: 752 Thanks: 22 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 11,610.55 Bank: 2,539.69 Total Points: 14,150.24 Donate	B. Eats Bill Fred says, "Noooooo!" you ate Bill too! Wait, if I ate him earlier how can you eat him now?" In Doc.E's digestive system, Bill: A. Tries to eat Doc.E B. The Extra Skill! C. The Extra Power! D. The NNC show up E. Biggs and Wedge(the Ninjis) show up

07-08-2005, 06:58 PM	#11
Col. Les Claypool PUDDING TIME! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world... Gender: Posts: 10,570 Thanks: 442 Thanked 784 Times in 562 Posts Blog Entries: 9 Points: 6,023.99 Bank: 14,961.66 Total Points: 20,985.65 Donate	D. the ninji show up Biggs:Good Morrow pidget Wedge:Good Morrow indeed Bill:SHUT UP! Bill A.Kills Biggs and Wedge B.Makes them watch Catwoman C.Eat a pie D.uses his extra powers to kill Prof. E, Biggs, and Wedge and surprisingly not get hurt out of it.

07-10-2005, 07:48 PM	#12
Luigi III Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Who really cares? Gender: Posts: 70 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,580.23 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,080.23 Donate	D Bill: Extra Attack! boom Fred: Bill! Bill: Hi Fred! Donez: NO!!!!!!! Bill: Huh? Donez: Killing Executrain was -my- job! I must bring him back so -I- can kill him! I will be back in two seconds. Three weeks later... Donez: Ok, 3...2...1...FIRE! Executrain comes back to life! Fred: Hey... Fred: Why didn't you do that when I killed Bill? All: ... Donez: Sleep. fires at Fred, who falls asleep Now then... Donez: I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago. Executrain: So will I... What do they do? A: Enter an epic battle to be remembered throughout the ages B: Say "meh, forget about it" C: Pretend to become friends, thinking they've lulled to other into a false sense of security D: There is no D. I am too lazy.

07-20-2005, 02:16 PM	#14
Lemmingboss Junior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: One of our secret bases, like the one in your closet. Posts: 32 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 662.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,162.00 Donate	C. Bump into the deranged Bowser. Literally. So, Executrain's body gets stabbed, and blood drips all over GKIOAM (knife-man) and Bowser bgoes back to normal, and he tries to: A. BBQ everyone and eat them B. Kill Mario and kidnap Peach C. Take revenge on Donez for killing an evil genius D. Eat tacos with Fred and go insane again

07-22-2005, 01:56 PM	#15
Luigi III Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Who really cares? Gender: Posts: 70 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,580.23 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,080.23 Donate	B Bowser: DIE MARIO!!!!! Fred: Mario's not here! Bowser: ...oh... kidnaps Peach Peach: zzz...zzz... Bowser: WAKE UP! What happens? A. The NC crew kills Bowser B. Mario comes C. Biggs and Wedge come D. still no D.

07-22-2005, 02:26 PM	#16
marioisacoolguy Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mushroom Kingdom Posts: 120 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,326.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,826.00 Donate	D. Fred ran away screaming. Bill stopped him by using his Extra Attack. "What the ** are you doing, Fred?" asked Bill."We fought him many times!" "I know." said Fred. "His breath smells though!" Prof.E then used his breath to teleport them into a galaxy. ", how the ** are we going to get out of here?" screamed Bill. THE END????