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 08-24-2005, 12:41 PM | #201 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mushroom Kingdom Posts: 120 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts |  Mario: Anti-Duke special attack activated! Manager: Crap! *Mario zaps Manager* *Manager gets up and kicks the Anti-Duke 2000* Manager: Perpare to get your butt kicked! *Kicks the Anti-Duke 2000 really hard* BOOM!!! Mario: OUCH!!! *Mario gets up* Mario: Fire Flower! *Eats Fire Flower* MEANWHILE... Chulk: My stomach feels sick. Lilo: Let us out you big meanie! Chunky: DOSN'T HAVE TOO! Lilo: HELP!! Fred: Run! It's Kim Possible! Bill: Extra Attack! *Kim Dodges it* Bill: AHH! Kim: What's the sich? Chulk: Me no let Kim Possible get me lunch. *Kicks Kim* Kim: Ron, Help! *Ron is out on a date with Spongebob for now* Kim: Again? Well, i'm still going to kick your butt! Chunky: Bring it, you idiotic cartoon! Lilo: HELP? To be continued...? |
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| 08-24-2005, 12:43 PM | #202 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mushroom Kingdom Posts: 120 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario: Anti-Duke special attack activated! Manager: Crap! *Mario zaps Manager* *Manager gets up and kicks the Anti-Duke 2000* Manager: Perpare to get your butt kicked! *Kicks the Anti-Duke 2000 really hard* BOOM!!! Mario: OUCH!!! *Mario gets up* Mario: Fire Flower! *Eats Fire Flower* MEANWHILE... Chulk: My stomach feels sick. Lilo: Let us out you big meanie! Chunky: DOSN'T HAVE TOO! Lilo: HELP!! Fred: Run! It's Kim Possible! Bill: Extra Attack! *Kim Dodges it* Bill: AHH! Kim: What's the sich? Chulk: Me no let Kim Possible get me lunch. *Kicks Kim* Kim: Ron, Help! *Ron is out on a date with Spongebob for now* Kim: Again? Well, i'm still going to kick your butt! Chunky: Bring it, you idiotic cartoon! Lilo: HELP! To be continued...? |
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| 08-24-2005, 12:43 PM | #203 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mushroom Kingdom Posts: 120 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Mario: Anti-Duke special attack activated! Manager: Crap! *Mario zaps Manager* *Manager gets up and kicks the Anti-Duke 2000* Manager: Perpare to get your butt kicked! *Kicks the Anti-Duke 2000 really hard* BOOM!!! Mario: OUCH!!! *Mario gets up* Mario: Fire Flower! *Eats Fire Flower* MEANWHILE... Chulk: My stomach feels sick. Lilo: Let us out you big meanie! Chunky: DOSN'T HAVE TOO! Lilo: HELP!! Fred: Run! It's Kim Possible! Bill: Extra Attack! *Kim Dodges it* Bill: AHH! Kim: What's the sich? Chulk: Me no let Kim Possible get me lunch. *Kicks Kim* Kim: Ron, Help! *Ron is out on a date with Spongebob for now* Kim: Again? Well, i'm still going to kick your butt! Chunky: Bring it, you idiotic cartoon! Lilo: HELP! To be continued...? |
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| 08-24-2005, 02:32 PM | #205 |
| WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender:  Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts      | *Chulk eats any stupid characters* Chulk: SHUT UP IN THERE. PLAY CARDS OR SOMETHING. |
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| 08-24-2005, 02:32 PM | #206 |
| Senior Member  | *X-3 crawls out of Chulk's mouth, accidently pushing Kim out* X-3: My GBA ran out of batteries. *Sees* Argh, no you. I have a idea! Kim: You will not defeat me, hedgehog! X-3: Final Thunder!! *Rans into ground* Kim: ??? *Is paralyzed* X-3: Now... ELEMENTAL CHAOS! *Slashes Kim VERY POWERFULLY* Kim: Why you... ACK! I'M STILL PARAYZED! ACK! NOW I'M POISENED, BLIND, DYING, ON FIRE AND I'M FROZEN! X-3: Just incase no one knows, Ice=Water. BLUE MOON! *Laser shots from moon and hits Kim Possible, and she explodes* X-3: How lucky that my Elemental Chaos attack accualy made her suffer ALL the things that happen. Awesome. Anyway, time to stop Mario! *Hotel* Mario: *Charges up Fireball* X-3: Final Frost! *Mario freezes* Now, for the big boom... *Charges up Omega Revolution* FIRE! *Shoots it, and Mario explodes* Ha, take that! Hey, thats not a bad ending battle phrase. I think I'll remember it. |
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| 08-25-2005, 09:14 AM | #207 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | CM:  laying poker: Hey, Chunky, remember back when I was a noob who ruined the Space Hotel after thinking I was invincible?Chunky: Yeah, you were a moron then. Noobs are the spawn of evil. :looks down at cards: Look at this! A Royal Flush! CM and Priest: WHAT?!? Chunky: HA! I win again! |
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| 08-25-2005, 01:03 PM | #208 |
| WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts | Chulk: AWW, I WANTED TO EAT HER AGAIN. SHE TASTED GOOD. Chunky: Woo! Pair of twos! I win! CM: What!? I have a pair of threes! Chunky: TWO BEATS THREE! |
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| 08-25-2005, 10:35 PM | #209 |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Chunky: OH YEAH! PAIR OF 2's again! CM: WHAT? I HAVE A ROYAL FLUSH! Chulk: TWO'S BEAT ROYAL FLUSH! CM: But... I had a pair of twos when Chunky had a Royal Flush! Chulk: THAT DOESN'T MATTER. HE WIN, YOU LOSE. |
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| 08-26-2005, 10:34 AM | #210 |
| Member  Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tygex World, An Alternate Reality Gender: Posts: 1,829 Thanks: 13 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts | Kitts: The one time I wanted to get eaten, and I'm regretting it. Nuts. M134: Don't worry, I've got a 10-Gauge. You can kill yourself too. Kitts: BOW! WTF!! I told you not to use the Llex Stone on yourself! M134: Rules are meant to be broken. Kitts: And here you are, a freaky-looking half- Celebi, half-Mew, and quarter Metrosexual freak. M134: Good Point. (Meanwhile, inside the Llex Stone...) C134: This a fate worse than death. [ August 29, 2005, 11:22 AM: Message edited by: Celebi-134 ] |
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| 09-01-2005, 12:34 PM | #212 |
| WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts | Chunky: Did anyone hear anything? *Chulk eats above poster* Chulk: YOU'RE A RETARD, SHUT UP. SHE'S NOT BACK. |
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| 09-01-2005, 02:00 PM | #214 |
| Senior Member | X-3: Chulk cant be eaten. *Above poster explodes* X-3 got the title, "Non-Chulk eater". X-3: ...Right... I'll go play my advance copy of StH. Guns>n00bs. X-3 got the title, "Guns>n00bs". X-3: *After Playing StH* w00t, that was fun. X-3 got the title, "Person who has fun". X-3: Shut it. X-3 got the title, X-3: *Stabs title person* ENOUGH! Leave me alone. Now its time to go into this hotel's pool and LEARN HOW TO SWIM. *BUM BUM BUM!* X-3: *Goes to pool* |
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| 09-02-2005, 05:02 PM | #216 |
| Senior Member  Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender:  Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts | What the heck? Kim Possible? SUDDENLY, KIM'S PEICES FLOAT INTO THE AIR TO FORM SAM, THE WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG!  SAM: ROOOOOOAR! WHAT'S THE SITCH? ROOOOAAAAAAR! [ September 03, 2005, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Bandit ] |
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| 09-03-2005, 04:32 PM | #218 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts |  MANAGER: Mario Mario. Please come to the lobby again. We know you havent left OR died. Your still alive, aren't you! Answer me, sink cleaner! I see that meter at the top of the screen! You have 2 more lives! MARIO: Squirty Squirty! (Mario squirts water at the manager, doing no damage at all) MANAGER: Your asking for it now, Mario! You really are! MARIO: Hoohoo! Prepare to be drenched! MANAGER: If I hadn't glued myself to this chair, I would go over there and beat the crap out of you! MARIO: PRETENTIOUS FOOL! PRAPARE FOR THE LOOK!  (The manager's head explodes. Bloody chunks fall all over the ground) MARIO: I win! Wahoo! I WIN! I.... (Sam comes from behind and bites Mario's head off) LOUDSPEAKER PERSON THINGY: Everyone! There is a huge demon in the hotel. It slightly resembles an undead canine. Please evacuate or something. I don't care. Just keep it away from me. (Mario regenerates at the hotel door) MARIO: SUUUUUPER MAAAAAAARIO SUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNSHHHHHHHINNNNNNNEEE! WAAAAAAHOOOO! (Meanwhile) BANDIT:This seems bad....I might die. And my bag-o-loot is missing. Now I won't get my cash. And that stinks. I especially like the dimes. They shine more then the other coins....Ah crap. I think that's Kim. (Sam/Kim stomps through the hotel, as people scream loudly.) BANDIT: EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK! It is Kim! I need to... (Suddenly, Ron appears and blocks her exit!) RON: KPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKP BANDIT: MOVE YOU RETARD! YOUR GONNA GET ME KILLED! RON: I am here to help KP! I'm not goi... (Bandit lashes her hand out and breaks Ron's neck. He falls dead, as blood leaks through his neck) SAM: Hello, young boy! I am Kim Possible/Sam the World's Ugliest dog! Would you be so kind to tell me what is going on? BANDIT: I'm a girl, moron. SAM: Boy, girl...It's all the same! BANDIT: It does matter. And everyone is running away because your show sucks, and your a freaky looking dog. SAM: Hey! I like Kim Possible! BANDIT: Of course you do. It's your show. SAM: Speaking of my show, Why is Ron laying on the ground, dead? BANDIT: Oh..He's just sleeping...Yeah! He's sleeping. Well, buh-bye, Mr. Doggy. See ya later. SAM: May the gods bless you, young lady. BANDIT: (mumble) Freak (mumble) (She runs out of the hotel) |
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| 09-03-2005, 06:18 PM | #219 |
| Senior Member | X-3: *Gets out of pool and goes to front* *Kills Mario 2 more times* There we go. Ah, DEMON DOG! *Runs* *Later...* X-3: Ack, dead end! Dogs dont like hedgehogs! Okay, enough running! *Dramatic music plays* Okay, dog, its on... LIKE DONKEY KONG! Sam/Kim: ??? X-3: I will now use the Ultima Emerald, that I *Cough*stole*Cough* from the museum! *Uses it and transforms into... THE CANADIAN HEDGEHOG!* CH: ??? Canadian... Hedgehog? Thats... um, weird. Anyway... *Floats in air, Sam/Kim grows ugly wings and follows* *More dramatic music played* CH: *Shoots powerful blast at S/K, trapping it in a cube* Your finished! You wont even get the chance to say, "AHHHH! I WAS THE ULTIMATE FREAKING OVERLORD! S/K: *In mind* What...? CH: Now... *Pushes cube upword towards sun, then he shoots at the cube sending it quickly, and directly, to the SUN* KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM! CH: *Goes back to X-3* X-3: Justice has been ser- Wait, I cant fly. *Looks down* This'll be painful. *Falls and slams into ground* |
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| 09-04-2005, 08:22 AM | #220 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts | BANDIT: (looking through window) Phew. Someone killed that thing. And I'm still alive. (Walks back into the hotel. Suddenly, Mario appears) MARIO: WAHOO! Press Start To Play! BANDIT: CRAP! He's back! MARIO: Keen observastion, Miss. And now, I am undefeatable! I pushed B-A-R-R-A-L at the file select screen! I have 50 lives! BANDIT: That's in Donkey Kong Country, moron. Anyway, bye. See ya later, Mario. (Touches Mario's face. He dies, since he can't be touched by enemies)  |
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