The Tree Top Hotel, (put all lugage in the basket when coming up) - Page 12

celebi134 · 09-04-2005, 11:15 AM

Some time later, after the Chulk, uh...

Kitts: (Reappears) Hey, I had an extra life! Cool! (Picks up Llex Stone) Now, back into Celebi 134! CELEBIIIIIII!!!

*Very cool lens flares and other special effects*

C134: Now that that's over with, it's time I did my NC duty. (Slashes Mario many times with his sword, the Gianife, making the fatass plumber lose 8 lives)

Bandit · 09-05-2005, 02:45 PM

BANDIT: Well..the plumber's gone, so I can once again try to con these stupid hotel-staying suckers for all their worth..MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Suddenly, Mario rematerializes in front of her!)
MARIO: I'm back, everybody! Mama Mia! HEY! You-a that lady who killed me!
BANDIT: I only killed you once, Mario. Don't look at me.
MARIO: You-a don't want to mess with-a Mario, sista!
BANDIT: Bring it.
(Mario punches her in the face)
BANDIT: OW! Dang...I'm bleeding! You made me bleed!
MARIO: You-a can't stop, Mario!
(Mario goes to punch her again, but she ducks under him, and kicks him in the privates)
MARIO: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
BANDIT: Eat that, you freaky...uh...little person!
(She runs away, leaving Mario rolling around screaming)

X-3 · 09-05-2005, 04:59 PM

Mario: The pain... I will pray to to Pasta Gods to destroy everyone, and then heal me. *Starts praying*

*Suddenly...*

Someone: LOOK! In the sky!

Person: Its Superman!

Person2: No, its SpiderMan, freaking n00b!

Person3: No, you n00bs, its Iro- No, its a gray hedgehog with a sword, and it looks like he'll accidently stab Mario like Sephrioth or whatever did to Aeris.

Someone: *Bink Blink* Uh, what?

Person3: Nothing...

*Back at the praying*

Mario: ...and then nuke that Ban-

X-3: *Falls from sky and accidently stabs Mario with sword* Oh god, I killed a human. *Throws Mario's corpse into lake nearby* No one will ever see you again... YAY! *Goes into hotel*

Bandit · 09-05-2005, 05:56 PM

(Meanwhile)

BANDIT: (looking through a dresser in a random hotel room) Hmm....Man. This person better have some good stuff. This career path is too hard, and not rewarding enough. And this room was hard to get into. The person had the freaking door locked! And why am I talking to myself! Aren't people supposed to be QUIET when thieving? Jeez. It's surprising I haven't been busted yet. I'm not in the fighting spirit right now. I'm still without clothing, and my only weapons are 6 dice, a banana, this old PEZ dispenser, and some lint that I found in this slipper. Why am I carrying this lint? It's icky...I don't like it. It smells bad, and it's furry. Not the good furry, the bad furry. Like the mossy furry, or the dandruffy furry. Not the good furry, like puppy furry, or kitty furry.
(Looks over and sees a small crowd of people watching)
BANDIT: Grrr....MOVE ALONG, FOLKS! NOTHIN' TO SEE HERE! Oooh! What's this baby?
(She picks up a small gun.)
BANDIT: Screw the PEZ dispenser! I'm takin' this with me!

celebi134 · 09-05-2005, 06:10 PM

C134: So, things are a bit boring here at the Hotel. I wonder what happened to the Chulk... (Looks outside) What is THAT!?! (Runs like hell) AAAAAAUGH!!! LOCK YOUR DOORS!! CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS!!! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN AND BOXER SHORTS!!
DOST PANTSMAN HATH COMETH!!

[Dragon Warrior Battle Mode]
*: Command?
C134: RUN
*: Celebi 134 fled! But the escape route was cut off!
*: Pantsman attacks! Thy Hit Points decreased by 147. Command?
C134: CAST, Plasma Ball
*: Celebi 134 casts Plasma Ball! Pantsman takes 40 damage! Pantsman attacks! Thy Hit Points decreased by 222. Command?
C134: CALL (Okay, it's a Sweet Home command...)
[/Dragon Warrior Battle Mode]

C134: X-3! Bandit! Chunky12345! Someone, HELP ME!!!

celebi134 · 09-05-2005, 06:11 PM

EDIT: Double-Post. Sorry.

[ September 05, 2005, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Pepper Celebi 134 With Onion ]

Bandit · 09-05-2005, 06:31 PM

BANDIT: Sweet! A distraction! Screw this little room, I'm goin' for the BIG fancy rooms! Heeheeeheeehee!
(runs up the stairs)
???: Goin' somewhere!?
BANDIT: No! It's impossible! You died!
(??? reveals itself to be....KIM POSSIBLE)
KIM: I'm back! And you can't go without me!
BANDIT: Watch me.
KIM: I remember how good you were to me back when I was Sam
BANDIT: That's because you were a freakish dog monster. I hate you, Kim. Your show sucks, you have only have one half of your lip, and your voice is annoying. Now move. I have very important...business I need to attend to in the higher class rooms.
KIM: You gonna make me?
(Bandit shoots Kim in the face. She falls dead, for the third time)
BANDIT: How's that for makin' ya? Heh. Moron.
(She goes up the stairs)

Black Skull Dragoshi · 09-06-2005, 08:17 PM

BSD:*walks in and apays whatever the cost is for the best room available*....

BSD then walks up the stairs, and puts the key int othe keyhole for his room, but it doesn't fit.

BSD

ammit....*Pulls out Semtex, and connects it to the lock, blowing it up*

BSD then opens the door, and enters his room.

Bandit · 09-07-2005, 05:47 PM

BANDIT: Mweeheehee! This is gonna go great! I'm gonna be rich!
(She looks over the corner, and sees a small pile of gold on the floor, with a sign above it that says "For random thieves")
BANDIT: Seems very suspicious. But, hey, it's cash, and it might not be rigged. There's a 90% chance it's a trap, but oh well. It might not be.
(She goes over to it, and a rope catches her by the feet, and pulls her upward, dangling her from the ceiling.)
BANDIT: Gosh darnit. Where's my gun? Crap. It's on the ground. I'm doomed. HEEEELLLLLP!!!

X-3 · 09-07-2005, 06:17 PM

X-3: *Leaves room and finds out whats happened* OMG, Celebi 134 is being attacked, and Bandit has been captured and stuff! Time for a 2-part...

Weirdvoice from MMZ1: MISSION!

X-3: What the... Anyway, time to begin!

*MMZ1 first stage music plays*

X-3: *Goes to room where Bandit is* ... *Cuts rope, Bandit falls down* There.

WeirdVoice: Objective completed!!!!!111

X-3: *Steals gun and goes to where Celebi 134 is*

WeirdVoice: Warning! BOOOSSSS! Moron.

X-3: Right, stupid voice... *Attacks Pantsman*

WeirdVoice: I thought you guy were fighting RPG style...

X-3: I am. But like they do in MMZ.

WV: But thats not a RPG...

X-3: Um, RPG style of menus. *Throws Weird Voice out of window* *Slashes Pantsman* Ha! Your energy bars are almost gone! Face defeat, Pants liking guy!

*WILL X-3 WINNNNNNN?

*

Black Skull Dragoshi · 09-07-2005, 06:33 PM

BSD walks outside and sees what's happening.

BSD:What. The. F*ck?

He walks downstairs and heads towards the kitchen.

Bandit · 09-08-2005, 02:09 PM

(Suddenly, the Pantsman falls dead!)

BANDIT: Woohoo! Perfect shot!

(She runs over, grabs the exp, and sticks her tongue out at the people who were fighting the monster)

X-3 · 09-08-2005, 02:37 PM

X-3: Well, at least I sorta... Wait, I need that EXP to become a Elemental Knight! COME HERE! *Chases Bandit*

*Meanwhile at a hill somewhere else...*

*R009 comes back*

R009:Good, I'm back. TARGETING X-3.

*BUM BUM BUM!*

R009:Oh crap... He's not going to... NO, DONT DO IT!

*Hotel*

X-3: Fine, I'll make the power of the sun copy your points! TAYIOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Hill...*

*Sun falls on R009 and X-3 gets some EXP*

X-3: Huh, it didnt copy your EXP.

Well, at least I got alot of it... *Runjs and hides from Bandit* Okay, I've got to find... TEH ELEMENTAL CRYSTAL, LOCATED AT DR. CYBORG'S BASE! *Goes there*

[ September 08, 2005, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: Canadian Hedgehog ]

Lemmingboss · 09-08-2005, 05:37 PM

(walks in)
LB: Whats the best room here?
(puts money on counter) (money disappears)
LB: Um......ok....Whats the cheapest room here?
(all earthly posessions get stolen)
LB: STOP STEALING MY STUFF!!!!
Anyway, is there a bathroom?
Manager: No. (points to bathroom)
LB: Thanks. (enters bathroom) (Chulk eats bathroom) Why did a giant tooth just break the toilet?

celebi134 · 09-09-2005, 07:39 PM

C134: (Gets up from recent Pantsman attack)
Heeeeey, thanks, X-3!... hello? X-3? (Realizes X-3 is looking for his elemental crystal thingy)

Well, nuts. I wonder what else I can do here...
Oh, I know... (Sticks the sickle end of a Kasuri-Gama into the first random person tp walk past him)

09-06-2005, 08:17 PM	#228
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 653.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,153.00 Donate	BSD:walks in and apays whatever the cost is for the best room available.... BSD then walks up the stairs, and puts the key int othe keyhole for his room, but it doesn't fit. BSDammit....Pulls out Semtex, and connects it to the lock, blowing it up BSD then opens the door, and enters his room.

09-04-2005, 11:15 AM	#221
celebi134 Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tygex World, An Alternate Reality Gender: Posts: 1,829 Thanks: 13 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,406.00 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 3,916.00 Donate	Some time later, after the Chulk, uh... Kitts: (Reappears) Hey, I had an extra life! Cool! (Picks up Llex Stone) Now, back into Celebi 134! CELEBIIIIIII!!! Very cool lens flares and other special effects C134: Now that that's over with, it's time I did my NC duty. (Slashes Mario many times with his sword, the Gianife, making the fatass plumber lose 8 lives)

09-05-2005, 02:45 PM	#222
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,417.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,418.52 Donate	BANDIT: Well..the plumber's gone, so I can once again try to con these stupid hotel-staying suckers for all their worth..MWAHAHAHAHAHA! (Suddenly, Mario rematerializes in front of her!) MARIO: I'm back, everybody! Mama Mia! HEY! You-a that lady who killed me! BANDIT: I only killed you once, Mario. Don't look at me. MARIO: You-a don't want to mess with-a Mario, sista! BANDIT: Bring it. (Mario punches her in the face) BANDIT: OW! Dang...I'm bleeding! You made me bleed! MARIO: You-a can't stop, Mario! (Mario goes to punch her again, but she ducks under him, and kicks him in the privates) MARIO: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! BANDIT: Eat that, you freaky...uh...little person! (She runs away, leaving Mario rolling around screaming)

09-05-2005, 04:59 PM	#223
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,839.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,839.13 Donate	Mario: The pain... I will pray to to Pasta Gods to destroy everyone, and then heal me. Starts praying Suddenly... Someone: LOOK! In the sky! Person: Its Superman! Person2: No, its SpiderMan, freaking n00b! Person3: No, you n00bs, its Iro- No, its a gray hedgehog with a sword, and it looks like he'll accidently stab Mario like Sephrioth or whatever did to Aeris. Someone: Bink Blink Uh, what? Person3: Nothing... Back at the praying Mario: ...and then nuke that Ban- X-3: Falls from sky and accidently stabs Mario with sword Oh god, I killed a human. Throws Mario's corpse into lake nearby No one will ever see you again... YAY! Goes into hotel

09-05-2005, 05:56 PM	#224
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,417.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,418.52 Donate	(Meanwhile) BANDIT: (looking through a dresser in a random hotel room) Hmm....Man. This person better have some good stuff. This career path is too hard, and not rewarding enough. And this room was hard to get into. The person had the freaking door locked! And why am I talking to myself! Aren't people supposed to be QUIET when thieving? Jeez. It's surprising I haven't been busted yet. I'm not in the fighting spirit right now. I'm still without clothing, and my only weapons are 6 dice, a banana, this old PEZ dispenser, and some lint that I found in this slipper. Why am I carrying this lint? It's icky...I don't like it. It smells bad, and it's furry. Not the good furry, the bad furry. Like the mossy furry, or the dandruffy furry. Not the good furry, like puppy furry, or kitty furry. (Looks over and sees a small crowd of people watching) BANDIT: Grrr....MOVE ALONG, FOLKS! NOTHIN' TO SEE HERE! Oooh! What's this baby? (She picks up a small gun.) BANDIT: Screw the PEZ dispenser! I'm takin' this with me!

09-05-2005, 06:10 PM	#225
celebi134 Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tygex World, An Alternate Reality Gender: Posts: 1,829 Thanks: 13 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,406.00 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 3,916.00 Donate	C134: So, things are a bit boring here at the Hotel. I wonder what happened to the Chulk... (Looks outside) What is THAT!?! (Runs like hell) AAAAAAUGH!!! LOCK YOUR DOORS!! CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS!!! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN AND BOXER SHORTS!! DOST PANTSMAN HATH COMETH!! [Dragon Warrior Battle Mode] : Command? C134: RUN : Celebi 134 fled! But the escape route was cut off! : Pantsman attacks! Thy Hit Points decreased by 147. Command? C134: CAST, Plasma Ball : Celebi 134 casts Plasma Ball! Pantsman takes 40 damage! Pantsman attacks! Thy Hit Points decreased by 222. Command? C134: CALL (Okay, it's a Sweet Home command...) [/Dragon Warrior Battle Mode] C134: X-3! Bandit! Chunky12345! Someone, HELP ME!!!

09-05-2005, 06:11 PM	#226
celebi134 Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tygex World, An Alternate Reality Gender: Posts: 1,829 Thanks: 13 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,406.00 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 3,916.00 Donate	EDIT: Double-Post. Sorry. [ September 05, 2005, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Pepper Celebi 134 With Onion ]

09-05-2005, 06:31 PM	#227
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,417.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,418.52 Donate	BANDIT: Sweet! A distraction! Screw this little room, I'm goin' for the BIG fancy rooms! Heeheeeheeehee! (runs up the stairs) ???: Goin' somewhere!? BANDIT: No! It's impossible! You died! (??? reveals itself to be....KIM POSSIBLE) KIM: I'm back! And you can't go without me! BANDIT: Watch me. KIM: I remember how good you were to me back when I was Sam BANDIT: That's because you were a freakish dog monster. I hate you, Kim. Your show sucks, you have only have one half of your lip, and your voice is annoying. Now move. I have very important...business I need to attend to in the higher class rooms. KIM: You gonna make me? (Bandit shoots Kim in the face. She falls dead, for the third time) BANDIT: How's that for makin' ya? Heh. Moron. (She goes up the stairs)

09-07-2005, 05:47 PM	#229
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,417.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,418.52 Donate	BANDIT: Mweeheehee! This is gonna go great! I'm gonna be rich! (She looks over the corner, and sees a small pile of gold on the floor, with a sign above it that says "For random thieves") BANDIT: Seems very suspicious. But, hey, it's cash, and it might not be rigged. There's a 90% chance it's a trap, but oh well. It might not be. (She goes over to it, and a rope catches her by the feet, and pulls her upward, dangling her from the ceiling.) BANDIT: Gosh darnit. Where's my gun? Crap. It's on the ground. I'm doomed. HEEEELLLLLP!!!

09-07-2005, 06:17 PM	#230
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,839.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,839.13 Donate	X-3: Leaves room and finds out whats happened OMG, Celebi 134 is being attacked, and Bandit has been captured and stuff! Time for a 2-part... Weirdvoice from MMZ1: MISSION! X-3: What the... Anyway, time to begin! MMZ1 first stage music plays X-3: Goes to room where Bandit is ... Cuts rope, Bandit falls down There. WeirdVoice: Objective completed!!!!!111 X-3: Steals gun and goes to where Celebi 134 is WeirdVoice: Warning! BOOOSSSS! Moron. X-3: Right, stupid voice... Attacks Pantsman WeirdVoice: I thought you guy were fighting RPG style... X-3: I am. But like they do in MMZ. WV: But thats not a RPG... X-3: Um, RPG style of menus. Throws Weird Voice out of window Slashes Pantsman Ha! Your energy bars are almost gone! Face defeat, Pants liking guy! WILL X-3 WINNNNNNN?

09-07-2005, 06:33 PM	#231
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 653.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,153.00 Donate	BSD walks outside and sees what's happening. BSD:What. The. F*ck? He walks downstairs and heads towards the kitchen.

09-08-2005, 02:09 PM	#232
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,417.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,418.52 Donate	(Suddenly, the Pantsman falls dead!) BANDIT: Woohoo! Perfect shot! (She runs over, grabs the exp, and sticks her tongue out at the people who were fighting the monster)

09-08-2005, 02:37 PM	#233
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,234 Thanks: 280 Thanked 308 Times in 225 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 11,839.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,839.13 Donate	X-3: Well, at least I sorta... Wait, I need that EXP to become a Elemental Knight! COME HERE! Chases Bandit Meanwhile at a hill somewhere else... R009 comes back R009:Good, I'm back. TARGETING X-3. BUM BUM BUM! R009:Oh crap... He's not going to... NO, DONT DO IT! Hotel X-3: Fine, I'll make the power of the sun copy your points! TAYIOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hill... Sun falls on R009 and X-3 gets some EXP X-3: Huh, it didnt copy your EXP. Well, at least I got alot of it... Runjs and hides from Bandit Okay, I've got to find... TEH ELEMENTAL CRYSTAL, LOCATED AT DR. CYBORG'S BASE! Goes there [ September 08, 2005, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: Canadian Hedgehog ]

09-08-2005, 05:37 PM	#234
Lemmingboss Junior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: One of our secret bases, like the one in your closet. Posts: 32 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 663.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,163.00 Donate	(walks in) LB: Whats the best room here? (puts money on counter) (money disappears) LB: Um......ok....Whats the cheapest room here? (all earthly posessions get stolen) LB: STOP STEALING MY STUFF!!!! Anyway, is there a bathroom? Manager: No. (points to bathroom) LB: Thanks. (enters bathroom) (Chulk eats bathroom) Why did a giant tooth just break the toilet?

09-09-2005, 07:39 PM	#235
celebi134 Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tygex World, An Alternate Reality Gender: Posts: 1,829 Thanks: 13 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,406.00 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 3,916.00 Donate	C134: (Gets up from recent Pantsman attack) Heeeeey, thanks, X-3!... hello? X-3? (Realizes X-3 is looking for his elemental crystal thingy) Well, nuts. I wonder what else I can do here... Oh, I know... (Sticks the sickle end of a Kasuri-Gama into the first random person tp walk past him)