Last Crap Game You Played - Page 3

Glyph Phoenix · 08-28-2005, 03:43 PM

Jeebus. Preferring a controller setting over another is not the mark of idiocy.

**L007 is Undecided** · 08-28-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YoshiFreak:
Heh, probably yoshi94. Dumbass.....

Demonicus Prime · 08-28-2005, 07:09 PM

No, I wasn't talking about who plays it as a controller, but who CAME UP with the mode. Sillies. I just said that cause yoshi94 is a dumbass. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Glyph Phoenix · 08-28-2005, 09:23 PM

Oh. Well, that's different. Still stupid, but different.

See, we know Yoshi94 is an idiot. Nobody cares. You brought it up and continued to flame him, even on totally unrelated topics. Don't do that. You said yourself that he wasn't even worth a spot in your profile, yet you continue yet to talk about him. Give it a rest.

Codiekitty · 08-29-2005, 09:09 AM

If things continue this way, I may have to update mine to Guilty Gear Isuka.

Guilty Gear X2 kicked so much ass (despite the dialogue in Story mode feeling like it was written by a drunken hobo). What the hell happened?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

jigglypuffer · 08-30-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by YoshiFreak:
^I adapted to SM64 quite easily, but I used the buttons. Seriously, who THINKS of using the touch screen as a controller? (not player-wise) Heh, probably yoshi94. Dumbass.....

During my first play-through, I actually found playing with the stylus to be much more comfortable than the buttons (thankfully I could use regular control mode, since I'm left handed).
Now though, I always play with the buttons, but that's just because I find it more enjoyable, I still consider the touch screen to be much more accurate.

Anyway, I can't really say I've played a single crap game... if anything it'd have to be a Mario education game for SNES (there are five, right?), but even those had their charms.

Edit: Now that I think about it, Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare was pretty crap. It's a wonder I could return to watching the show after playing that.

[ August 30, 2005, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: jigglypuffer ]

Lans o Lord · 09-15-2005, 01:30 PM

Ok i'd have to say Pac-Pix i enjoyed it for the first 4 levels but it got old fast!I mean like in
level 5 you didn't have nearly enough time.But otherwise i've forgot about pretty much all of
your crap-o games.besides Mario is Missing...that
game SUCKED!

speed is OVER 9000 · 10-23-2005, 06:53 PM

I agree pac-pix sucks.

RMC · 10-25-2005, 04:41 PM

That new TMNT game, my freaking nephew bought it. I told him not too but he bought it anyway. So now, he's pissed off.

[ October 25, 2005, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Raccoonmarioclock ]

Blazing Sun · 10-25-2005, 04:57 PM

Probably Yoshi Touch-and-Go.

Nintendrones SUCK!!!!

Blazing Sun's human friend signing off.

indexcard · 10-25-2005, 08:27 PM

I HATE Sonic Battle for GBA! Sonic Battle is just plain frustrating, and you have to fight the same person about... 4 or 5 times.

comicreadkirby · 10-29-2005, 04:54 PM

If anyone hasn't said Mario is missing for snes, I call it.The game was pure crap. Do you even find mario??

Darnit lord of the lands said it....

[ October 29, 2005, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: comicreadkirby ]

Tazy_10 · 10-29-2005, 06:00 PM

BIONICLE!!!!!
BORING!
AS!
HELLLLL!

Oh, and Blaine, have you considered giving your blob " Laxitives ?"

Smithy GCN · 11-13-2005, 02:06 AM

ALFRED CHICKEN.
Okay, at the time, my kid brothers were in love with it, so I decided to give it a shot. Guh! If the saving grace to that Garfield game and Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest were their soundtracks, then it's the worst aspect of this game. They're the same three notes played over and over. And over. And over. And over. It sounds like a song the neighborhood Jimmy invented simply to bug Daddy at his golf games or something.
The graphics are... Broken. Trash. Imaging if the world's fattest, ugliest, pimpliest, smelliest whackturd exploded in your bedroom, covering everything you own in his filth. That's what the graphics to this game look like.
The gameplay (As if there is any) seems like the NES DuckTale games, where in order to attack, you have to jump in the air and stab down on the enemies. Unlike Alfred, Uncle Scrooge's NES adventures are much more entertaining. I'd rather bounce off of gorillas and skeleton ducks instead of the same rat-looking enemy (They're all like, wind-up rats).
The most embarrassing part? The boss fights. Much like the enemies, you fight the same mohawk-totin' boss over and over, at the end of every level. That, and the annoying three-note music speeds up, I guess to convey that Jimmy's dad has finally had it and is attempting to run Jimmy over with his golf caddy.
The story is the most retarded shlock I've heard of. I mean, I wrote more interesting stories for a project I did in kindergarten! "Alfred Chicken must save Pecklesville and its eggy residents from ratty doom!" Beh. What the heck for? They're EGGS, dad-gummit!

...Uh, yeah, and Oregon Trail reeks, too. HARD.

Codiekitty · 11-13-2005, 11:18 AM

It's not a game, but I saw Alien vs. Predator on Saturday.

People who put this on the same level as Alien, Aliens, and Predator need to be shot.

Even Alien 3 was better than this. Though I'd rather rewatch AVP than Alien Resurrection.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Sim Kid · 11-13-2005, 02:19 PM

I made the unfortunate mistake of playing Metal Gear Acid awhile ago. That is the absolute worst thing that has EVER happened to the Metal Gear franchise since Raiden.

**L007 is Undecided** · 11-13-2005, 02:33 PM

I bought Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix.

... Oh, never mind. This is the crap game topic.

I accidently played Dukes of Hazzard on an XBox demo. That car is impossible to drive. -_- What a dissapointment to an old series.

Codiekitty · 11-13-2005, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smithy GCN:
If the saving grace to that Garfield game and Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest were their soundtracks...

That Garfield game's saving grace was not its soundtrack. Nothing was its saving grace. It was crap. Its soundtrack is pretty average, it's just that compared to the rest of the game it's four stars.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Smithy GCN · 11-14-2005, 04:02 PM

Ahh, I thought you said something about its soundtrack being good; sorry if I misunderstood.

Codiekitty · 11-14-2005, 08:05 PM

The Garfield: Caught in the Act Special Edition had a good soundtrack. But "Garfield the Time Sweeper" as I shall call it to avoid confusion in the future had a pretty average soundtrack. Actually, below average. The menu select and attic tunes are downright obnoxious. But it's still four starts compared to the rest of the game. Garfield: Caught in the Act was also a better game, but it doesn't take much to be better than Garfield the Time Sweeper.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

[ November 14, 2005, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]

08-28-2005, 03:43 PM	#41
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 6,676.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,176.00 Donate	Jeebus. Preferring a controller setting over another is not the mark of idiocy.

08-28-2005, 07:09 PM	#43
Demonicus Prime Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I Pity The Fool Who Confuses Me With Someone Other Than YoshiFreak. Gender: Posts: 2,904 Thanks: 558 Thanked 93 Times in 67 Posts Points: 12,222.78 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 12,222.78 Donate	No, I wasn't talking about who plays it as a controller, but who CAME UP with the mode. Sillies. I just said that cause yoshi94 is a dumbass. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

08-28-2005, 09:23 PM	#44
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 6,676.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,176.00 Donate	Oh. Well, that's different. Still stupid, but different. See, we know Yoshi94 is an idiot. Nobody cares. You brought it up and continued to flame him, even on totally unrelated topics. Don't do that. You said yourself that he wasn't even worth a spot in your profile, yet you continue yet to talk about him. Give it a rest.

08-29-2005, 09:09 AM	#45
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 44,936.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,066,387.46 Donate	If things continue this way, I may have to update mine to Guilty Gear Isuka. Guilty Gear X2 kicked so much ass (despite the dialogue in Story mode feeling like it was written by a drunken hobo). What the hell happened? Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

09-15-2005, 01:30 PM	#47
Lans o Lord Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In your sock drawer.(it stinks in here!) Posts: 81 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,142.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,642.00 Donate	Ok i'd have to say Pac-Pix i enjoyed it for the first 4 levels but it got old fast!I mean like in level 5 you didn't have nearly enough time.But otherwise i've forgot about pretty much all of your crap-o games.besides Mario is Missing...that game SUCKED!

10-23-2005, 06:53 PM	#48
speed is OVER 9000 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fighten For My Friends Gender: Posts: 1,413 Thanks: 374 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 18,677.68 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 18,677.68 Donate	I agree pac-pix sucks.

10-25-2005, 04:41 PM	#49
RMC Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Phoenix, NY Posts: 1,129 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,927.05 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,427.05 Donate	That new TMNT game, my freaking nephew bought it. I told him not too but he bought it anyway. So now, he's pissed off. [ October 25, 2005, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Raccoonmarioclock ]

10-25-2005, 04:57 PM	#50
Blazing Sun Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Vulcan, Qo\'noS, and Earth Posts: 129 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,669.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,169.00 Donate	Probably Yoshi Touch-and-Go. Nintendrones SUCK!!!! Blazing Sun's human friend signing off.

10-25-2005, 08:27 PM	#51
indexcard Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 37 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,071.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,571.00 Donate	I HATE Sonic Battle for GBA! Sonic Battle is just plain frustrating, and you have to fight the same person about... 4 or 5 times.

10-29-2005, 04:54 PM	#52
comicreadkirby Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: beautiful downtown Pitsburg Gender: Posts: 96 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,250.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,750.00 Donate	If anyone hasn't said Mario is missing for snes, I call it.The game was pure crap. Do you even find mario?? Darnit lord of the lands said it.... [ October 29, 2005, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: comicreadkirby ]

10-29-2005, 06:00 PM	#53
Tazy_10 Forum Host Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: It has Instant Death Spikes. Gender: Posts: 7,872 Thanks: 173 Thanked 311 Times in 237 Posts Blog Entries: 6 Points: 22,740.18 Bank: 30,622.82 Total Points: 53,363.00 Donate	BIONICLE!!!!! BORING! AS! HELLLLL! Oh, and Blaine, have you considered giving your blob " Laxitives ?"

11-13-2005, 02:06 AM	#54
Smithy GCN Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ymir Forest Posts: 302 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,826.93 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,326.93 Donate	ALFRED CHICKEN. Okay, at the time, my kid brothers were in love with it, so I decided to give it a shot. Guh! If the saving grace to that Garfield game and Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest were their soundtracks, then it's the worst aspect of this game. They're the same three notes played over and over. And over. And over. And over. It sounds like a song the neighborhood Jimmy invented simply to bug Daddy at his golf games or something. The graphics are... Broken. Trash. Imaging if the world's fattest, ugliest, pimpliest, smelliest whackturd exploded in your bedroom, covering everything you own in his filth. That's what the graphics to this game look like. The gameplay (As if there is any) seems like the NES DuckTale games, where in order to attack, you have to jump in the air and stab down on the enemies. Unlike Alfred, Uncle Scrooge's NES adventures are much more entertaining. I'd rather bounce off of gorillas and skeleton ducks instead of the same rat-looking enemy (They're all like, wind-up rats). The most embarrassing part? The boss fights. Much like the enemies, you fight the same mohawk-totin' boss over and over, at the end of every level. That, and the annoying three-note music speeds up, I guess to convey that Jimmy's dad has finally had it and is attempting to run Jimmy over with his golf caddy. The story is the most retarded shlock I've heard of. I mean, I wrote more interesting stories for a project I did in kindergarten! "Alfred Chicken must save Pecklesville and its eggy residents from ratty doom!" Beh. What the heck for? They're EGGS, dad-gummit! ...Uh, yeah, and Oregon Trail reeks, too. HARD.

11-13-2005, 11:18 AM	#55
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 44,936.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,066,387.46 Donate	It's not a game, but I saw Alien vs. Predator on Saturday. People who put this on the same level as Alien, Aliens, and Predator need to be shot. Even Alien 3 was better than this. Though I'd rather rewatch AVP than Alien Resurrection. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

11-13-2005, 02:19 PM	#56
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 33,886.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 34,386.04 Donate	I made the unfortunate mistake of playing Metal Gear Acid awhile ago. That is the absolute worst thing that has EVER happened to the Metal Gear franchise since Raiden.

11-13-2005, 02:33 PM	#57
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,383 Thanks: 95 Thanked 310 Times in 180 Posts Points: 3,654.58 Bank: 18,698.70 Total Points: 22,353.28 Donate	I bought Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix. ... Oh, never mind. This is the crap game topic. I accidently played Dukes of Hazzard on an XBox demo. That car is impossible to drive. -_- What a dissapointment to an old series.

11-14-2005, 04:02 PM	#59
Smithy GCN Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ymir Forest Posts: 302 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,826.93 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,326.93 Donate	Ahh, I thought you said something about its soundtrack being good; sorry if I misunderstood.

11-14-2005, 08:05 PM	#60
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 44,936.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,066,387.46 Donate	The Garfield: Caught in the Act Special Edition had a good soundtrack. But "Garfield the Time Sweeper" as I shall call it to avoid confusion in the future had a pretty average soundtrack. Actually, below average. The menu select and attic tunes are downright obnoxious. But it's still four starts compared to the rest of the game. Garfield: Caught in the Act was also a better game, but it doesn't take much to be better than Garfield the Time Sweeper. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! [ November 14, 2005, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]